大声读出来，把黄色高亮的短语整块偷走，下次有人走运、你又有点羡慕的时候直接用。
Okay, last one, and honestly it's the good one— two tickets to Saturday's sold-out show.
好，最后一个奖，说实话也是最好的——两张周六那场售罄演出的票。
Pink ticket, number forty-two.
粉色票，四十二号。
Wait, what— is that me? Hold on, let me check my— oh my god, that's me.
等等，什么——是我吗？等下，让我看看我的——天哪，真的是我。
Lucky you. Come get your tickets.
你运气真好。过来领票吧。
I literally never win anything. I once, like, lost a coin flip to a vending machine.
我真的从来什么都赢不了。我有一次抛硬币还输给了自动贩卖机。
Two tickets. Who's the lucky second person?
两张票。第二个幸运儿是谁啊？
So, hypothetically, if someone were super nice and funny and also your desk neighbor— just saying.
那个，假设哈，要是有个人特别友善、特别搞笑，还是你的工位邻居——我就随便说说。
Owen. I have a best friend.
Owen。我有个最好的朋友。
Right, no, totally. It's just— must be nice, you know? I'm not even jealous.
嗯，对，我懂。就是——真好啊，你懂吧？我真没嫉妒。
I'm not— okay, I'm a little jealous, but it's, like, a good kind, the kind where I'd still help you pick an outfit.
我没有——行吧，是有一点嫉妒，但属于好的那种，就是我还是会帮你挑衣服的那种。
Thanks. I'll bring you a T-shirt.
谢啦。我给你带件T恤。
GABE. GABE. guess who just won two tickets to saturday's show at the armory in a raffle?????
GABE。GABE。猜猜谁刚在抽奖里赢了周六演出的两张票？？？？？
No way. Are you serious?
不会吧。你认真的？
ok i'm screaming. you're taking me, right? tell me you're taking me
我要尖叫了。你要带我去，对吧？跟我说你会带我去
obviously you?? i mean who else, my boss?? she'd make it a work thing
当然是你啊？？我是说还能带谁，我老板吗？她肯定要搞成团建
I'm buying you dinner first.
那我先请你吃饭。
ok but what if we get there and it's actually terrible and we have to pretend we love it
不过万一我们到了发现特别烂，还得假装很喜欢怎么办
Okay, I'm here. Are the tickets, like, on your phone, or did they give you paper?
我到了。票是在你手机上，还是他们给了纸质的？
Paper. Which I almost lost twice.
纸质的。我差点弄丢了两次。
Wait, is that— no way— Owen?? Why are you in this line, did you actually, are you following us?
等等，那是——不会吧——Owen？？你怎么在这条队里，你是不是真的，你该不会在跟踪我们吧？
Ha, no, I swear! Some guy online sold me a ticket for forty bucks an hour ago.
哈，不是，我发誓！网上有个人一小时前四十块卖了我一张票。
Forty bucks?? Okay, you win.
四十块？？行，你赢了。
Don't be mad, but my seat's probably three rows behind yours, so, whatever, we'll wave.
你别生气啊，不过我的座位大概在你们后面三排，所以，无所谓，到时候挥挥手。
That was the best night I've had in a year. I'm not even exaggerating.
这是我这一年最棒的一晚。我真的没夸张。
Okay but I'm just saying, if I hadn't pulled that pink ticket— wait, no, if Talia hadn't, no, if I hadn't—
我就是说，要是我没抽到那张粉色的票——等下，要是 Talia 没，不对，要是我没——
Seriously, you were due. After the vending machine thing, the universe owed you.
说真的，你早该走运了。自动贩卖机那事之后，宇宙欠你的。
Next raffle, if I win, you're coming.
下次抽奖要是我再中，你还去。
Deal. And if I'm the one who wins— okay, I never win, but if— I'm taking you, obviously.
成交。要是中奖的是我——行吧，我从来不中，但要是——我肯定带你。