大声读出来，把黄色高亮的短语整块偷走，下次搞砸了小事的时候直接用。
Large oat latte for Jake?
Jake 的大杯燕麦拿铁好了！
Oh, thanks. Wait, is this iced? I think I ordered hot.
哦，谢谢。等下，这是冰的？我记得我点的是热的。
Oh no, my bad! I totally mixed up the tickets. Give me, like, two minutes.
哎呀，我的错！我把单子弄混了。给我两分钟。
No rush. I'm just early for once.
不急。我难得提前到。
Okay, okay, so that was— no wait, that one's the cold brew, sorry, sorry, which one's yours, I'm— hold on.
好，好，那个是——不对，那是冷萃，抱歉抱歉，哪杯是你的，我——等一下。
Hey, deep breath. It's kinda not a big deal. Take it to him, I've got the line.
嘿，深呼吸。真没多大事。把饮料给他，排队的我来。
Rush is over. Wanna talk about the tickets, or should we just pretend it didn't happen?
高峰过去了。要聊聊那些单子，还是就当没发生过？
I know, I know. I froze.
我知道，我知道。我当时懵了。
Honestly, it happens. My first week I gave a guy decaf, like, four days in a row.
说实话，这种事难免。我刚来那周，连着四天给一个客人上的都是无咖啡因的。
Wait, four days?? And he never— okay, no, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, and I'm still mortified.
等等，四天？？他居然都没——不对，这真是我听过最好笑的事了，但我还是觉得丢脸死了。
He was a regular. He tipped really well.
他是老顾客。给小费还特别大方。
Okay, so what's the system for when I'm, like, drowning at the counter?
那要是我在前台忙不过来了，有没有什么应对办法？
Cole!! The tray— I turned around and it just— oh no, I swear it was fine a second ago.
Cole！！托盘——我一转身它就——完了，我发誓它刚才还好好的。
Stop. Don't touch the glass. I'll grab the broom.
别动，别碰玻璃。我去拿扫把。
I'm so sorry. I'll pay for it, I mean, I'll cover the cups out of my tips.
真的对不起。我赔，我是说，杯子的钱我从小费里出。
Nobody's paying for anything. It's a cup.
不用赔。就一个杯子而已。
Seriously? Okay, but if I break another one, you can, like, take it out of my paycheck.
真的吗？行，但我要是再打碎一个，你可以从我工资里扣。
ok so on a scale of one to "quit and move to Portugal", how bad was my morning
那你说，从一分到"辞职搬去葡萄牙"，我今天早上有多糟
Maybe a four. I dropped a tray.
顶多四分吧。我还打翻了托盘呢。
wait are you working friday?? i thought we swapped and i already made plans
等下 你周五上班吗？？我以为我们换班了，我都已经安排好别的事了
oh shoot. i totally spaced on telling cole. give me a sec, i'll fix it
糟了。我完全忘了跟 Cole 说。等我一下，我来搞定
It's okay. Just tell Cole tonight.
没事。今晚告诉 Cole 一声就行。
I owe you a coffee. Two coffees.
我欠你一杯咖啡。不，两杯。
Hey, sorry, I know you're closing— I think I left my laptop charger on that table?
嘿，不好意思，我知道你们要关门了——我好像把电脑充电器落在那张桌子上了？
Black one? It's by the register.
黑色的？在收银台那儿。
Thanks, you're a lifesaver— wait, am I in your way? I'll go. Oh, and the second latte was great.
谢谢，你简直是救命恩人——等下，我是不是挡着你们了？我这就走。哦对了，第二杯拿铁很好喝。
Ha, yeah, no, glad it worked out. Next time I'll get it right the first time, promise.
哈，嗯，那就好。下次我一次就做对，我保证。
Day one, I spilled soup on a customer's laptop. So, you know, you're— okay, you're doing great, relatively.
我第一天就把汤洒到了顾客的电脑上。所以，你知道的，你——行吧，相对来说，你干得挺好的。