大声读出来，把黄色高亮的短语整块偷走，注意同一句"Way to go"在两个人嘴里意思完全相反。
Okay, everybody, grab a ball and pair up.
好，大家拿球，两两一组。
I should probably tell you guys, I haven't kicked a ball since, like, fourth grade.
我可能得先跟你们说一声，我从四年级以后就没踢过球。
Perfect. Low expectations.
完美。期望值很低。
Mason, stop. Kira, honestly, nobody cares, you just run and kick. Don't overthink it.
Mason，别闹。Kira，说真的，没人在意，你就跑、踢就行，别想太多。
I'm not overthinking, I'm just— okay, I am overthinking, what if I miss the ball entirely and fall, like, on my face?
我没想太多，我就是——行吧，我是想太多了，万一我完全没踢到球，还直接摔个脸着地怎么办？
Then we'll cheer anyway! You're gonna be, like, so good, I can already tell.
那我们也照样给你加油！你肯定会特别厉害，我已经看出来了。
Kira, you're up! No pressure. Ready, or do you need a minute?
Kira，到你了！别有压力。准备好了吗，还是需要一分钟？
Oh no. Okay. Okay. I can do this. I think. Probably.
完了。行。行。我可以的。我觉得吧。大概。
Kick it hard and run!
用力踢，然后跑！
Run, run, run— no, wait, go to second, second! Oh my gosh, she's actually gonna make it!
跑，跑，跑——不对，等下，去二垒，二垒！天哪，她要——她真的要到了！
Way to go, Kira! That was a legit double, I'm not even kidding.
干得漂亮，Kira！这是一记货真价实的二垒打，我可没开玩笑。
Mason. You kicked it straight to the pitcher?? Like, directly at his chest?
Mason。你直接踢给了对面投球手？？正对着他胸口？
In my defense, was he supposed to just, like, stand exactly there?
我辩解一下，他是不是就非得站在那个位置啊？
Way to go, genius.
干得真好啊，天才。
Okay, I know, I know— that one's on me, I haven't had coffee and the sun's in my— okay, no excuses.
好好好我知道——这个怪我，我还没喝咖啡，而且太阳晃着我——行吧，不找借口了。
It's okay! You'll get the next one, right?
没事！下一个你肯定能行，对吧？
Not gonna lie, I'd trade my whole kicking leg for one hit like Kira's.
说实话，我愿意拿我这整条踢球的腿换一次像 Kira 那样的好球。
ok team update: we lost 9-7 but kira got us 3 of those runs and mason got us exactly zero
好 全队通报：我们9比7输了，不过 Kira 贡献了3分，Mason 贡献了整整零分
rude. but accurate.
无礼。但是准确。
i'm still screaming about kira's double!! i'm making a banner for next game, don't stop me
我现在还在为 Kira 那记二垒打尖叫！！我要给下场比赛做横幅，谁也别拦我
Please don't. Okay, I mean, actually, maybe do? I've never had a banner.
别吧。行，我是说，其实，也许做一个吧？我从来没有过横幅。
Done. Buying glitter right now.
搞定。我现在就去买亮粉。
Please no glitter.
求你别用亮粉。
Okay, quick toast, you guys. To Kira, who kicked a ball and did not fall on her face.
好，来个小小的敬酒，大家。敬 Kira，她踢中了球，还没摔个脸着地。
And to Dre for only yelling twice!
也敬 Dre，只吼了两次！
I just want to say— wait, I'm gonna cry, which is dumb, it's kickball— anyway, thanks for being nice.
我就想说——等下，我要哭了，这也太蠢了，就是踢球而已——总之，谢谢你们对我这么好。
Aw, nah, it's not dumb. That was a good kick, you earned it. Welcome to the team.
哎，不蠢啦。那一脚踢得好，你应得的。欢迎加入。
My turn— I'd like to formally apologize for that kick, and— no, wait, I'd like Kira on my team next week.
轮到我了——我想为那一脚正式道歉，还有——不对，等下，我想下周把 Kira 分到我这队。