I regret falling for the pixel meme

I regret falling for the pixel meme

我后悔上了像素梗的当

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1785306851524279.png

>>109399591

>Be employee

>身为员工

>Use product by competitor

>用竞品的产品

>Get scolded for private choice

>因为个人选择被骂

Don't care, still going to use Graphene

不在乎，还是要用Graphene

Just a reminder everything google make is designed around that Dynamic Island garbage

提醒一下，Google出的所有东西都是围绕那个动态岛垃圾设计的

>>109399638

>>109399591

These things can't run anything more than the equivalent of PWAs because of the aggressive sandboxing. Who fucking cares.

由于过于激进的沙盒机制，这些设备连PWA级别的应用都跑不起来。谁他妈在乎。

>buy pixel shit

>买了Pixel这种垃圾

>dogshit battery life

>电池续航烂透了

>instant regret

>瞬间后悔

you literally cannot compete with apple

你根本没法跟苹果竞争

>>109400180

Google can't even compete with Samsung and Chinese phones

Google连三星和中国手机都打不过

>google assistant can't make calls, ignores input, refuses to activate in the first place

>Google助手不能打电话，无视输入，压根没法激活

>Gemini can't open maps without the user touching their phone, hallucinates that it can't do things it absolutely can do like set alarms and reminders, can't interact skip a specified amount of time through playing media, can't play google news podcasts playlist

>Gemini没法不用用户碰手机就能打开地图，对明明能做的事（比如设闹钟和提醒）产生幻觉说做不到，没法控制媒体播放跳过指定时间，也无法播放Google News播客列表

I fucking hate my pixel

我他妈恨死我的Pixel了

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1785324934456500.mp4

>>109400956

oh and

还有啊

>driving mode removed for no fucking reason, messages no longer automatically play over Bluetooth while driving, both assistant and Gemini will tell you that you have no new messages when asked to play the message you just fucking received and have the notification for sitting in the notification bar

>驾驶模式莫名其妙被砍掉了，开车时蓝牙不再自动播放消息，Assistant和Gemini都会在你要求播放刚收到的消息时告诉你“没有新消息”，哪怕那条通知正挂在全局通知栏里

>>109400956

>their

organic posting right here

纯天然发帖现场

>>109400973

fuck off American freak

滚出去，美国怪胎

>>109399591

this is a termination without benefits situation.

这属于没有福利的辞退情况。

"thanks john, we won't be needing your services any longer. security will escort you out of the building, we'll send your things by mail."

“谢谢John，我们不再需要你的服务了。保安会送你离开大楼，你的物品会通过邮寄寄还。”

>>109400956

Gemini as an assistant is absolutely useless

Gemini作为助手简直完全没用

It also spams your Gemini chat interface with every single assistant command like turning lights on or off

它还把你每个助手命令（比如开灯关灯）都刷屏到你的Gemini聊天界面里

>>109401576

and if you switch to the old google assistant, you can't use the Gemini app anymore. the app will launch to a screen telling you to agree to use gemini as your assistant and if you hit 'no thanks' the app closes itself and you have to access it from a browser instead

如果你切回旧版Google助手，就不能再用Gemini应用了。应用打开只会显示让你同意以Gemini为助手的页面，如果你点“不用了”，应用直接关闭，只能从浏览器里访问

>>109401633

Fuck Google

去他妈的Google

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1785333950092710.gif

They know they're producing junk, that's why.

他们清楚自己做的都是垃圾，这就是原因。

>>109401116

Huh? Apple isn't the most popular there at all.

哈？苹果在那边根本不算最流行的。

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