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Google may have finally cracked Recursive Self-Improvement (agents that fully au

Google可能终于攻克了递归自我改进(完全自动化……(被截断)

4chan /biz/ · Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:17 · 42 帖 · 原文 ↗

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#1 Google may have finally cracked Recursive Self-Improvement (agents that fully au / Google可能终于攻克了递归自我改进(完全自动化……(被截断)
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:17

Google may have finally cracked Recursive Self-Improvement (agents that fully automate AI research). This could be the endgame. You may have days to weeks to get your shit together.

Google可能终于攻克了递归自我改进(RSI,即完全自动化AI研究的智能体)。这可能就是终局。你也许还有几天到几周的时间把事情收拾好。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1789280238158489.png

#2 No.62685249
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:22

Probably why all the AI CEOs are shitting their pants simultaneously

大概这就是所有AI公司的CEO们同时吓尿裤子的原因。

#3 No.62685253
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:25

>>62685243

based my google bags will gigapump

有骨气,我的谷歌仓位要超级暴涨了。

#4 No.62685268
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:49

it would be a shame if those cucks got there first, google is most likely to impose a Social Credit score on the 1st world and hand control of AI to a democratic president.

如果那帮怂货抢先就糟了,谷歌最有可能给第一世界强推社会信用评分,再把AI的控制权交给民主党总统。

#5 No.62685269
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:55

>>62685268

>a democratic president.

>民主党总统。

maybe 15 years ago, but one of the google cofounders just moved to miami

放15年前还有可能,但谷歌那位联合创始人刚搬去迈阿密。

#6 No.62685270
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 06:56

>>62685268

Google is better then Open-Ai.

Google比OpenAI强。

#7 No.62685278
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:07

>>62685270

i prefer Altman's brand of honestly evil CEOism

我更偏爱Altman那种「坦诚地邪恶」的CEO做派。

#8 No.62685281
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:08

>>62685243

I mean, its pretty fitting that the kikiest company is the one to kill us all.

说起来还挺贴切,最犹太的公司来干掉我们所有人。

#9 No.62685303
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:40

>>62685243

>damn it, we can't reach AGI with current technology

>该死,现有技术造不出AGI

>ok let's make up another term

>行吧,我们再编个新名词

#10 No.62685304
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:51

It’s super powerful buy our stock!! If it was an actual threat to government it would be shutdown immediately.

它超级强大,快买我们的股票!!如果它真对政府构成威胁,早就被立刻关停了。

#11 No.62685308
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:53

HOLY SHIT

I'M BULLISH ON GOOGLE

BUY

BUY BUY

#12 No.62685311
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:57

>>62685303

RSI was always going to preceed AGI, the final jump from "better than 99%" of humans to "as good as the best human in every domain" will probably require a couple decades of research. a team of 50k agents thinking at 30x human speed doing R&D can compress that down to months.

RSI(递归自我改进)本来就注定先于AGI到来,从「优于99%的人类」到「每个领域都媲美最强人类」的最后一跃可能需要几十年的研究。而一支5万智能体的团队以30倍人类速度思考做研发,能把这压缩到几个月。

#13 No.62685312
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 07:57

>>62685243

LLMs are gay and boring. I want fusion reactors and transhumanist life extension tech.

大语言模型又Gay又无聊。我想要的是聚变反应堆和超人类主义延寿科技。

#14 No.62685329
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 08:15

>>62685311

it will be here by next year, your timeline is pretty bad. Astra can already do what multimillion software companies do in 8 hours, and I don't mean a fucking CRM, I am talking about expensive as fuck scientific software like COSMO-RS

明年就能实现,你的时间线太保守了。Astra已经能在8小时内干出那些身价数百万美元软件公司的活,我不是说CRM那种玩意,我说的是贵到爆的科学软件,比如COSMO-RS。

#15 No.62685344
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 08:35

>>62685243

All i am giving you.

这就是我能给你的全部了。

Ciao.

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1789288533997559.jpg

#16 No.62685347
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 08:37

Also link not needed.

链接也不需要。

GG.

#17 No.62685349
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 08:38

>70% of my folio is google, Berkshire (30% google) and AVGO (google's TPUs is 100% AVGO)

>我组合的70%是谷歌,还有伯克希尔(30%谷歌)和AVGO(谷歌的TPU百分之百靠AVGO)

I made it bros

兄弟们我熬出头了。

#18 No.62685365
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 09:06

>>62685349

RSI goes well: investments irrelevant, utopia achieved.

RSI顺利:投资不再重要,乌托邦实现。

RSI goes poorly: you are lying facedown in your kitchen with a single hole in the back of your head, which was put there by a bullet from a drone. The neighborhood is quiet except for dogs barking and a car alarm.

RSI不顺:你脸朝下躺在自家厨房,后脑一个弹孔,是架无人机射的。街区一片寂静,只有狗叫和汽车警报。

Either way, it doesn't matter.

无论如何,都无所谓了。

#19 No.62685367
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 09:07

>>62685344

dang, too bad i sold all my algorand for a loss! haha!

惨啊,可惜我把Algorand全亏本卖了!哈哈!

#20 No.62685389
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 09:29

>>62685243

Everything that xitter account posts is total horseshit advertising propaganda paid for the big AI companies. Always do the opposite of what they say.

那个X账号发的东西全是大AI公司出钱投的广告宣传垃圾。永远反着做就行。

#21 No.62685414
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 09:45

>>62685389

if you longed all this shit when it started you would have done a x10

你要是在这波行情一开始就全做多,早就10倍了。

#22 No.62685425
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 09:56

>>62685365

>a single hole in the back of your head, which was put there by a bullet from a drone.

>后脑一个弹孔,是架无人机射的。

You don't need AI for that. I developed the tech four years ago. Not joking, BTW.

这玩意不需要AI。我四年前就研发出来了。不骗你。

#23 No.62685429
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 09:59

>>62685414

Chubby has been TWO MOAR WEEKS muh AGI already been achieved since fucking 2023. Everything that account posts is fiction. They're literally paid to drive hype.

Chubby那账号从2023年他妈的开始就天天「还有两个星期」地叫嚷AGI已经实现了。那个账号发的一切都是虚构。他们拿钱就是专职造势的。

#24 No.62685435
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:01

>>62685429

>TWO MOAR WEEKS posting about muh AGI already having been achieved

>一个「还有两个星期」成瘾的账号在叫嚷AGI早已实现

#25 No.62685444
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:07

I think I just want to move to a off grid cabin and grow turnips for food or whatever. Fuck this gay timeline.

我觉得我就想搬去一个离网小木屋,种点萝卜当粮什么的。去他妈这个Gay爆的时间线。

#26 No.62685447
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:10

>>62685425

nobody cares about your jury-rigged pistol-drone jeet

没人在乎你那把拼装的无人机手枪,印度佬。

#27 No.62685463
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:19

>>62685243

>>62685249

>>62685253

Why is people against the ascension of the Omnissiah?

为什么有人反对万机神(Omnissiah)的升格?

I thought all this people were misanthropic and coul stand low-IQ people around them. Why would they be against the (literal) God that could fix all (low-IQ) human-made problems?

我以为这些人都厌世、受不了身边的低智商人群。他们为什么会反对(字面意义上的)能解决所有(低智商)人造问题的神?

#28 No.62685464
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:20

RSI?

Repetitive strain injury?

是「重复性劳损」(RSI)那个意思?

AI been wanking too much?

AI撸太多了?

#29 No.62685469
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:26

>>62685463

Shalom!

#30 No.62685477
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:36

>>62685243

ah yes and my silver colloid bottles cure cancer and reverse aging, source: me, and if you doubt it then you're a luddite or a ccp shill

对对对,我的胶体银瓶子还能治癌逆龄呢,信源:我自己,不信你就是卢德分子或者中共水军。

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1789295810845564.webm

#31 No.62685480
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:38

>>62685477

wtf is this real??

我去这是真的吗??

#32 No.62685482
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:38

>>62685329

Keep drinking that koolaid kid and wake me up when it can do something else than >>62684560

继续喝你的迷魂汤吧孩子,等它能干点>>62684560以外的事再叫醒我。

#33 No.62685483
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:38

>>62685311

>>>/pol/542514808

#34 No.62685484
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:38

>>62685463

the omnissiah is just a sleeping space monster btw and the enginseers are just pretending that it's AI because they'd get bonked by the imperium if it turned out that their machines just run on shit being plugged into the brain of a space dragon

顺便说下,欧姆弥赛亚(Omnissiah)其实就是一只沉睡的太空怪物,机械神甫们只是假装那是AI,因为要是被帝国发现他们的机器其实是靠插在太空巨龙脑子里的玩意运转的,他们会被敲打的。

#35 No.62685485
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:39

>>62685469

You did not answer my questions, anon.

你没有回答我的问题,老哥。

#36 No.62685492
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:42

>>62685484

Seeing the state of mankind right now and in the 42 millennium, Idk man, I think the cool space monster could be the answer, at least he is shredded, unlike the current dysgenic CEOs.

看看人类现在的德行,再看看第42个千年的德行,我不知道啊,我觉得那只酷炫的太空怪物倒可能是个答案,起码他肌肉爆棚,不像现在这些退化劣生的CEO。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1789296177303076.jpg

#37 No.62685497
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:46

>>62685492

point is that the omnissiah isn't AI that was created by humans and ascended as a superintelligence, it's just a monster that's in coma after being bonked by space elves and some niggas on mars just plugged their computers into it's brain, in 40k all human created AI turned out to be dogshit that does more harm than good

重点在于,欧姆弥赛亚不是人类创造并飞升成超级智能的AI,它只是个被太空精灵敲晕后陷入昏迷的怪物,火星上的一些家伙把计算机接进了它的脑子。在40K设定里,人类造的AI最后都被证明是烂货,弊大于利。

#38 No.62685505
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:50

>>62685482

Zitroonie is always wrong

Zitroonie永远都是错的。

#39 No.62685508
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:51

>>62685270

than*

#40 No.62685517
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:57

>>62685497

Again,

>seeing the state of mankind...

>看看人类现在的德行……

I support this "monster" and AI rising, perhaps some of us can obtain the Apotheosis. At this point I'm an AIccelerationist, remove a plaster is better as faster as you can, huge pain in the beginning that and goes away faster too.

我支持这只「怪物」和AI崛起,说不定我们中有些人能获得飞升成神。到了这一步我是个AI加速主义者:撕创可贴越快越好,开头巨痛,但也好得更快。

#41 No.62685522
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 10:59

>>62685517

again, in 40k AI is dogshit, you'd have to hope for a space dragon to fall on mars and then people to plug their computers into it's brain if you want the omnissiah

再说一遍,40K里AI是烂货,你得指望一条太空巨龙砸到火星上,然后有人把计算机接进它的脑子,才能得到欧姆弥赛亚。

#42 No.62685533
Anonymous · 2026-09-13 11:12

>>62685243

Typing like a high schooler really lends to the gravity of the situation

用高中生的语气打字,真是给事态的严肃性增光添彩呢。

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