My company just gave us a pizza party after netting some massive deal, worth hun

My company just gave us a pizza party after netting some massive deal, worth hundreds of millions. People worked overtime, stayed late, and they gave us a fucking pizza party that cost a few hundred bucks at most. Where is that money gonna go? Not to us, no one even seemed to care, they were actually happy to get some cheap ass papa johns pizzas and soda. This is so insane, might hop on heavy anti-depression meds so a pizza party makes me feel happy instead of realizing that millions of dollars are going to some execs bonus and he'll buy a house in marthas vineyard.. a fucking pizza party come on man

我的公司在达成一笔价值数亿美元的大笔交易后刚刚为我们举办了一场披萨派对。人们加班、熬夜，还为我们举办了一场最多花费几百美元的该死的披萨派对。这些钱要去哪里？对我们来说，似乎没有人关心，他们实际上很高兴能买到一些便宜的约翰老爹披萨和苏打水。这太疯狂了，可能会服用大量的抗抑郁药物，所以披萨派对让我感到高兴，而不是意识到数百万美元将用于一些高管奖金，他会在玛莎葡萄园买房子..他妈的披萨派对来吧伙计

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787161614643757.jpg

Welcome to the real world. Your "thank you" is called a paycheck

欢迎来到现实世界。你的“谢谢”被称为薪水

>>62608774

Enjoy your inflamed colon.

享受发炎的结肠吧。

>>62608774

are you paid for overtime?

你有加班费吗？

>>62608774

>Where is that money gonna go? Not to us

> 这些钱要去哪里？不适合我们

Why should it?

为什么应该这样？

>>62608774

Sorry to hear that anon, don’t take SSRIs please

很遗憾听到这个消息，请不要服用 SSRIs

>>62608784

We are salaried, people were staying late.

我们拿薪水，人们却熬夜。

>>62608787

Because we did 99% of the work?

因为我们做了99%的工作？

>>62608774

This is why I hate the corporate world so much. If you look at any HR professional, every last degree they have is basically trying to learn how to fuck your employees in the ass as hard as possible. They hunt you down by department and shove diversity down your throat. They make you do humiliate "anti racism" and sexual harrassment training.

这就是为什么我如此讨厌企业界。如果你看看任何人力资源专业人士，他们所拥有的每一个学位基本上都是在试图学习如何尽可能地操你的员工。他们按部门追捕你，并将多样性强加给你。他们让你做羞辱性的“反种族主义”和性骚扰训练。

They carefully curate the compensation package just right so your raises feel feel like a larger bump than they are. They want to give you some sort of award or fan your balls rather than actually pay you.

他们精心策划恰到好处的薪酬方案，让你的加薪感觉比实际情况更大。他们想给你某种奖励或扇动你的球，而不是实际付钱给你。

This economy is stagnant and shrinking and because of that the only room to increase profitability is to cut costs. (the reason for this is exploding healthcare costs making employment unbelievably costly.)

当前经济停滞且萎缩，因此提高盈利能力的唯一空间就是削减成本。 （其原因是医疗保健成本爆炸式增长，导致就业成本高得令人难以置信。）

>>62608774

But if you made your company better than surely the shares that your company gives you will be going up in value? Seems like the pizza and getting to bond with your coworkers afterward is just icing on the cake :D

但如果你让你的公司变得更好，你的公司给你的股票肯定会升值吗？看起来披萨和之后与同事建立联系只是锦上添花:D

>>62608774

Is that Hindi on the coke bottle? It’s too blurry to tell on my phone

可乐瓶上的印地语是印地语吗？在手机上看太模糊了

>>62608814

It's horrible, I fucking hate it

太可怕了，我讨厌它

>>62608815

If I saw you in real life, id throw a pizza in your face.

如果我在现实生活中见到你，我会扔一块披萨到你脸上。

>my company

>我的公司

this is why you will never WAGMI. now get on your knees and open wide wagie

这就是为什么你永远不会WAGMI。现在跪下并张开wagie

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787162342771599.png

>>62608828

If you saw me in real life you'd be trying to give me an over the pants blowjob, I know you want to fuck me so bad cowboy ;)

如果你在现实生活中看到我，你一定会想给我一个套着裤子的口交，我知道你想操我，牛仔；）

>>62608836

kek

OP can you even afford your own knee pads?

OP你甚至买得起自己的护膝吗？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787162491400904.jpg

You guys are right, I am nothing but a wagie slave. I have no purpose in life other than to provide stock and shareholder value. In fact, the idea of sucking a cock sounds great. Run a train on me please, I give up.

你们说得对，我只不过是一个瓦吉奴隶。除了提供股票和股东价值之外，我的人生没有任何目的。事实上，吸吮鸡巴的想法听起来很棒。请开一列火车过来吧，我放弃了。

>>62608807

>Because we did 99% of the work?

>因为我们做了99%的工作？

So what? If you didn't do it, someone else would. Would they then deserve better than what you got?

所以呢？如果你不做，别人就会做。那么他们应该得到比你更好的东西吗？

>>62608845

That's a good kitten :)

这是一只好猫:)

But seriously, shouldn't your equity package be mooning right now?

但说真的，你的股权计划现在不应该是在进行中吗？

>>62608845

hang there wagie dont rope ur friends and family need your wage and at least you get 2 weeks vacay every year

挂在那里，wagie，不要绳索你的朋友和家人需要你的工资，而且每年至少你有两周的假期

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787162899117747.jpg

>>62608774

Is this some kind of a child labor factory?

这是某种童工工厂吗？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787163439946504.jpg

>>62608774

>hop on heavy anti-depression meds so a pizza party makes me feel happy

>服用大量抗抑郁药物，这样披萨派对就能让我感到快乐

not how antidepressants work lol just show up with molly and be the real office og

抗抑郁药不是这样起作用的，哈哈，只要和莫莉一起出现，成为真正的办公室老板

>>62608825

Just looked closer and it looks like Chinese. That sucks

仔细一看，好像是中国人。太糟糕了

>>62608774

hundred of millions (of rupees)

数亿（卢比）

>>62608807

Why don't you demand 10x your salary from your boss then? Could it be bc you know you'd be laughed at, fired, and one of 1000 other wagies would be lined up and ready to do the same job for the same or less pay? Why is your version of the same work worth so much more than everyone else? What is special about your contribution that demands such an exorbitant markup?

那你为什么不向老板要求10倍的工资呢？难道是因为你知道自己会被嘲笑、被解雇，而其他 1000 名工资中的一个会排着队准备以相同或更少的工资做同样的工作？为什么同样的作品你的版本比其他人的价值高得多？您的贡献有何特别之处，需要如此高昂的加价？

>>62608807

>>>62608784 (You)

>We are salaried, people were staying late.

>我们拿薪水，人们却熬夜。

many ppl are automatucailly paid for this

许多人为此自动付费

thoughh depends on coutnreis, companies, culture

想法取决于国家、公司、文化

ask for a raise?

要求加薪？

if u really are so needed

如果你真的那么需要的话

if not then start own better company

如果没有，那就创办自己更好的公司

>>62608814

Is going from 28k to 70k in 10 years decent?

10年内从28k到70k合适吗？

>>62608774

thank you for getting Mr. shekelstein the downpayment on his 3rd yacht.

感谢您为谢克尔斯坦先生支付了他的第三艘游艇的首付。

Why tf are goyim so ungrateful all the time like this? We literally do our best for you to feel appreciated and shit.

为什么非犹太人总是这样忘恩负义？我们确实尽了最大努力让您感到被欣赏和失望。

It's raising my cortisol levels to see gentiles complain non stop about how we treat them, makes me want to do a lil' geno on you all.

看到外邦人不停地抱怨我们对待他们的方式，这让我的皮质醇水平升高，让我想对你们所有人做一个小小的基因改造。

>>62608774

Kek. You need to be on the other side of this. Fuck working for other people

凯克。你需要站在这件事的另一边。去他妈的给别人打工

>>62608774

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787165810835560.jpg

>>62608774

the money goes into company coffers. employee payrolls are a net loss on financial statements. The stakeholders will ask, "Why did we increase pay for these workers by $1/hour? That's money that could reinvested in the business".

钱进入公司金库。员工工资是财务报表上的净亏损。利益相关者会问，“为什么我们要将这些工人的工资增加 1 美元/小时？这些钱可以再投资于业务”。

Just pass the next slice Milton

只需传递下一个切片 Milton

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787166789776093.mp4

>>62608774

your not entitled to a job

你没有资格获得工作

>>62609006

That's not bad for not job hopping.

不跳槽也不错。

>>62608825

Roka rora

罗卡罗拉

>you're not entitled to a job, pablo and ranjeed will do it for 10x cheaper. you deserve nothing for hitting record profits bucko

>你没有资格获得一份工作，巴勃罗和兰吉德会以便宜十倍的价格来做这件事。你不应该因为创纪录的利润而得到任何回报

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787167997916593.jpg

>>62608774

don't work hard unless you are on a solid commission or bonus scheme. that should be obvious

除非你有丰厚的佣金或奖金计划，否则不要努力工作。这应该是显而易见的

>>62608774

Work that spreadsheet, wagie.

处理那个电子表格，wagie。

>>62608789

why shouldn't we? this world is super fucking fake and gay.

我们为什么不应该呢？这个世界超级他妈的假和同性恋。

My company is sending us on a short seafood cruise in the Swedish West coast archipelago with free drinks and live music. It wasn't even a good year.

我的公司将派我们在瑞典西海岸群岛进行一次短暂的海鲜巡游，提供免费饮料和现场音乐。这甚至不是一个好年头。

I'll be doing jägerbombs in solidarity with OP and his mistreatment.

我将制作野格炸弹来声援 OP 和他的虐待行为。

>>62608783

This... I can't even look at them. The pinnacle of slop. How do Merilards tolerate it?

这……我什至不敢看他们。斜坡的顶峰。 Merilards 如何忍受它？

>>62608845

I'm gay and a cuck. A cuck with women. Gay for guys who fuck hard. It could be worse. (You could be gay and a cuck on top of it) too old to be a twink bottom now.

我是同性恋，也是个混蛋。与女人混蛋。对于那些努力操的男人来说是同性恋。情况可能会更糟。 （你可能是同性恋，而且是个混蛋）现在太老了，不能成为一个双胞胎底部。

>>62609105

It's pretty strange, gay even . The whole world is fuckes up like that .... but we're too cucked tp do anything about it

这很奇怪，甚至是同性恋。整个世界就是这样一团糟……但我们太愚蠢了，对此无能为力

Anyway I'm gay and an actual cuck so dont take my word for it

无论如何，我是同性恋，而且是个真正的混蛋，所以不要相信我的话

>>62609453

>>62609459

>>62609479

woah

>>62609385

thats very nice, enjoy it man

非常好，享受它，伙计

>>62609723

Understandable reaction - I'm the only one real enough to admit such things publicly on /biz/

可以理解的反应 - 我是唯一一个足够真实地在 /biz/ 上公开承认这些事情的人

>>62608774

I made my company $7 million in one year and they took me and the team I worked with to a fancy steak house for dinner. We also brought the secretary and her bum husband and they racked up $300 in drinks. Her husband wore a t-shirt and shorts and ordered a second meal to go. They have 6 kids by the way and I bet you’ll never guess their ethnicity, but as a hint, it rhymes with birdy sick.

我在一年内为公司赚了 700 万美元，他们带我和我的团队一起去一家高档牛排馆吃晚饭。我们还带了秘书和她流浪的丈夫，他们喝了 300 美元的饮料。她的丈夫穿着一件T恤和短裤，并点了第二顿饭。顺便说一句，他们有 6 个孩子，我打赌你永远猜不到他们的种族，但作为一个暗示，它与 Birdy Sick 押韵。

>>62608774

thanks for playing goykun

感谢您玩 goykun

>>62609759

is this it?

这就完了？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787179049951904.jpg

>>62608807

Work is worthless now, if you don't do it some other low skill retard will. Supply and demand, human labour is useless. Dime a dozen.

现在的工作毫无价值，如果你不去做，其他低技能的迟钝者就会去做。供求关系，人类劳动毫无用处。一毛钱一打。

What's valuable is asset ownership. That's what gets paid now. The boss owns assets. He owns the company, he owns the brand, the machinery, the IP. That is what earned millions. Not you.

有价值的是资产所有权。这就是现在得到的报酬。老板拥有资产。他拥有公司、品牌、机械、知识产权。这就是赚了数百万美元的原因。不是你。

You working late is worth pizza. If it was worth more you wouldn't have traded it for pizza and a salary. You did. Ergo. It's worth that.

你工作到很晚值得吃披萨。如果它更值钱，你就不会用它来换披萨和薪水。你做到了。因此。这是值得的。

And deep down you know the demand for your labour is so low that you can't even reject this offer without making your own life worse.

在内心深处，你知道对你的劳动力的需求是如此之低，以至于你甚至不能拒绝这个提议，而不会让你自己的生活变得更糟。

Human labour is shit now. It's getting more and more worthless every day.

人类的劳动现在已经是狗屎了。一天天变得越来越不值钱。

>>62609479

The problem is labour is worthless. If you don't work late , someone else will, likely for even lower pay.

问题是劳动力毫无价值。如果你不工作到很晚，其他人就会工作到很晚，而且工资可能会更低。

The world runs on supply and demand. You can't sell a piece of shit no one wants for high prices.

世界靠供给和需求运转。你不可能把没人想要的东西卖高价。

Throw away the expectation that the boss is some kind of benevolent daddy that's going to give you money. You are the boss. Would you pay extra for no reason?

不要以为老板是个仁慈的爸爸，会给你钱。你是老板。你会无缘无故多付钱吗？

You go to eat, two restaurants next two each other. One of them is selling burgers for $15 the other for $35.

你去吃饭，两家餐厅挨着两家。其中一家的汉堡售价为 15 美元，另一家的汉堡售价为 35 美元。

You really going to the $35 one and offering them $50 instead?

你真的会选择 35 美元的，然后给他们 50 美元吗？

Of course not. You are within your rights to go to the $15 one. Similarly the employer is not going to pay you excessively if another worker will just do the same work for cheaper.

当然不是。您有权购买 15 美元的产品。同样，如果另一个工人愿意以更便宜的价格做同样的工作，雇主也不会付给你过高的工资。

And why is there always another worker who will do it for cheaper? Because it's easy. Work is easy. Anyone can do it. The days of high skill labour are gone. Now most jobs are done by machines, computers, assets. You just have to press the green button and watch the output. Anyone can do that. That's why salaries have stagnated while productivity has gone up.

为什么总是有另一个工人会以更便宜的价格做这件事？因为这很容易。工作很轻松。任何人都可以做到。高技能劳动力的时代已经一去不复返了。现在大多数工作都是由机器、计算机和资产完成的。您只需按绿色按钮并观察输出即可。任何人都可以做到这一点。这就是为什么工资停滞不前而生产力却上升的原因。

>>62608815

>bond with your coworkers

>与同事建立联系

I wish my coworkers the most severe case of rectal cancer. These backstabbing faggots don't deserve anything better.

我祝愿我的同事患上最严重的直肠癌。这些背刺的基佬不值得更好的待遇。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1787179966267489.jpg

>>62609273

SSRIs make you a soulless cog in the fake and gay world. You're better off smoking weed.

SSRIs 会让你在虚假和同性恋的世界中成为一个没有灵魂的齿轮。你最好还是抽大麻。

>>62608774

it's important for companies to reserve massive amount of cash as much as possible because it affects their credit ratings, which makes borrowing on leverage possible when the company wants to expand, take on new project or go on hiring spree. Just so that you were wondering.

对于公司来说，尽可能保留大量现金非常重要，因为这会影响他们的信用评级，这使得当公司想要扩张、开展新项目或继续大肆招聘时可以利用杠杆借款。只是为了让你想知道。

>>62608774

That's what you get for giving a shit about your job

这就是你对工作不屑一顾所得到的结果

Learn from this. Do the bare minimum

从中学习。做最低限度的事

>>62610159

>The boss owns assets. He owns the company, he owns the brand, the machinery, the IP.

>老板拥有资产。他拥有公司、品牌、机械、知识产权。

The neat part is for a publically traded company, this isn't even true, the boss is an employee as well. Investors own all the things you listed and that is what is earned millions.

最妙的是对于一家上市公司来说，这甚至不是事实，老板也是员工。投资者拥有你列出的所有东西，这就是赚取数百万美元的原因。

Boss is just the alpha wagie, a Noble but not a King.

Boss 只是 alpha wagie，一个贵族，但不是国王。

>>62608807

>Because we did 99% of the work?

>因为我们做了99%的工作？

Would you also accept the other outcome? You have to work and don't get paid until the project is done. And if the project results in no deal, you get no pay?

你也能接受另一种结果吗？你必须工作，并且在项目完成之前才能获得报酬。如果该项目没有达成任何协议，你就得不到报酬吗？

That's what the guys who threw the pizza party risked.

这就是那些举办披萨派对的人所冒的风险。

>>62608774

eat your slop porky

吃你的泔水猪肉

>>62608807

So you could have done this on your own right? You could have used your own resources, your own connections, your own assets right? You could have had your co-workers help pitch in right? You could have totally done this by yourself right?

那么你可以自己完成这件事吗？你可以使用你自己的资源、你自己的人脉、你自己的资产，对吗？您本来可以让您的同事帮忙参与，对吗？你完全可以自己完成这件事，对吗？

>>62608814

Yeah that's cuck mentality. Betcha thought showing up to class and doing your assignments really well got you the best things in life. If you think HR or some company's promotional plan of 3% increases and some bitty bonus or whatever bullshit is going to cut it you're fucked. You gotta fucking take it. Make some good fucking value, find someone who wants it, give it to them. My boy was doing a stint with the feds, realized how fucking incompetent they were, and how shit they were at doing anything. But he had friends there. He quit and comes back a week later for a contractor, which he negotiated a half million signing bonus for, because he lands them a $50m contract for the company easy peasy. He barely does shit after that and still pockets $300k a year.

是的，这就是cuck心态。我猜想，上课并出色地完成作业会让你获得人生中最美好的东西。如果你认为人力资源部或某家公司的 3% 加薪促销计划和一些小额奖金或其他废话会削减它，那你就完蛋了。你他妈的一定要接受它。创造一些有价值的东西，找到想要它的人，把它给他们。我儿子在联邦调查局工作了一段时间，意识到他们是多么无能，他们做任何事情都是多么糟糕。但他在那里有朋友。他辞职了，一周后回来找了一个承包商，他通过谈判获得了 50 万美元的签约奖金，因为他很容易为公司赢得了一份 5000 万美元的合同。此后他几乎没有做什么，每年仍然有 30 万美元的收入。

"Bawwww what isn't lunch lady giving extra tendies" lmao

“Bawwww 什么不是午餐女士提供额外的服务” lmao

>>62608774

This is why you become the boss.

这就是你成为老板的原因。

Wagies are cattle, they want to be exploited.

瓦吉斯是牛，他们想要被剥削。

>>62610578

That's my point though, just finding a job isn't enough these days because so much of employment and job creation happens as a cost. Working in accounting, that is actually a nature of the profession, is that your job is a cost to the business. Studying and starting your own business to work on your own terms is going to be a better plan than waiting for someone else to pay for your life.

但这就是我的观点，如今仅仅找到一份工作是不够的，因为大量的就业和创造就业机会都是有成本的。从事会计工作，这实际上是这个职业的本质，你的工作是企业的成本。学习并开创自己的事业，按照自己的方式工作，这将是一个比等待别人为你的生活买单更好的计划。

>>62608774

thats actually huge and builds perpetuity for example if you got pizza at 12 its very likely the foids will be gassy by 1:30 or 2 at the latest at which point you can politely force them into meetings to be your personal brap hog

这实际上是巨大的，并且可以建立永久性，例如，如果你在 12 点吃披萨，很可能最晚 1 点 30 分或 2 点，这些人就会气喘吁吁，此时你可以礼貌地强迫他们参加会议，成为你个人的布拉猪

>>62608774

kek wagies

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