My daddy taught me that it is crime to be poor.

My daddy taught me that it is crime to be poor.

我爸从小教育我：穷就是犯罪。

What did your parents teach you directly about finances?

你爸妈直接教过你哪些关于钱的事？

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>>62591470

Ops mom is always tight.

楼主（OP）的妈逼一直挺紧。

>>62591470

My dad killed himself while in debt so I lost money paying for the funeral while I have friends who's parents are building them a house

我爸负债自杀，我办丧事还赔了钱；可我有些朋友的父母却在给他们盖房。

>>62591695

G shaped economy

G形经济（G-shaped economy）。

>>62591470

They taught me to be frugal and save. I taught myself to invest.

他们教我省钱、存钱，我自己学会了投资。

>>62591695

Rough if true

要是真的就太惨了。

My dad taught me the Bible

我爸教我读《圣经》。

>They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

他们也要回答说：“主啊，我们什么时候见你饿了，或渴了，或作客旅，或赤身露体，或病了，或在监里，不伺候你呢？”

>“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

王要回答说：“我实在告诉你们，这些事你们既不做在我这弟兄中一个最小的身上，就是不做在我身上了。”

>“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”

这些人要往永刑里去；那些义人要往永生里去。

>>62591470

My daddy taught never to post cringe gay shit on the internet. Too bad your dad skipped that lesson

我爸教过我，永远别在网上发那种尬穿地心的 gay 狗屎。可惜你爸没教过你这一课。

>>62591824

It's true sadly

确实，挺可悲的。

>>62591470

My daddy told me that the only problem money can't solve is death

我爸跟我说，这世上钱解决不了的问题只有一个，就是死。

He was right

他是对的

>>62594813

Even rich people live better lives

有钱人照样过得更好。

Money isn't important to happiness, that comes from sex, drugs and alcohol.

钱对幸福不重要，幸福来自性、毒品和酒精。

You got one life to live. If you're not rich at a young age just accept that you probably never will be and don't waste your life trying to be something you're not

人就活一次。年轻时不富有，那就认了吧，你大概率一辈子也富不了，别浪费生命去硬装那个不属于你的人。

If girls only like you for money you're a boring and ugly person

如果女生只因为你的钱喜欢你，那你就是个又无聊又丑的人。

If you work to help other people your finances will always be taken care of

如果你工作是帮助别人，你的经济状况永远不用愁。

Stay humble, nothing you accomplish makes you a better person than anyone else

保持谦逊，你取得的任何成就都不意味着你比别人更高尚。

Keep your dignity, nobody else is better than you either

保持尊严，别人也不比你更高尚。

>>62595009

> Money isn't important to happiness

> 钱对幸福不重要

Of course it does. I actually make money for fun now lol.

当然重要。我现在赚钱纯属图个乐 lol。

They taught me to be broke and waste my money on lotto tickets and sports gambling.

他们教我要甘于贫穷，把血汗钱拿去买彩票和赌球打水漂。

I taught myself finance and became a millionaire with stocks and options instead.

我自学金融，靠股票和期权成了百万富翁。

>>62595035

Just because you're happy with money doesn't mean other people aren't happy without money.

你有钱才开心，不代表没钱的人不开心。

If you were unhappy without money it was likely desire that made you unhappy, not the actual lack of money. Which means you are an empty person using money to fill a hole. That's ok, everyone has desires like yours. Not all of them want money

没钱时不开心，多半是欲望让你不开心，不是真缺钱。这说明你是个内心空虚、拿钱填洞的人。没关系，人人都有你这种欲望，只是并非所有人都想要钱。

>>62595009

Peak wagie cope right here

顶级打工人(wagie)的精神胜利法，典。

>>62595084

Neither of my parents ever worked that I know of

据我所知，我父母俩都没怎么工作过。

>>62595071

> doesn't mean other people aren't happy without money.

> 不代表别人没钱就不快乐。

In today’s hyperfinancialized world and social media, you can tell most people aren’t happy. Lmao. Stop your buddist garbage.

在如今这个高度金融化的世界和社交媒体里，一眼就能看出大多数人并不快乐。笑死。少跟我扯你那套佛教垃圾。

>>62595071

Don’t give me your metaphysical garbage. Poor = struggling = pathetic = unhappy.

别跟我扯你那套形而上学垃圾。穷=挣扎=可悲=不快乐。

>>62595161

Happiness isn't a permanent condition.

快乐不是种永久状态。

Most people are unhappy a lot of the time and that includes rich people

大多数人很多时候都不开心，有钱人也不例外。

Fwiw you sound very unhappy

有一说一，你听起来很不快乐。

>>62595162

>Poor = struggling = pathetic = unhappy.

>穷=挣扎=可悲=不快乐。

So does rich

有钱也一样。

You're just describing men in general

你不过是在说男人这个群体罢了。

>>62595170

You are dumb. Those “men” you’re talking about are losers and betas.

你真蠢。你说的那些“男人”都是卢瑟（loser）和贝塔男（beta）。

>>62595164

You are coping. I am very happy and high.

你在自我安慰。我很开心，还嗨着呢。

I make more sleeping than 90% of people make working.

我睡觉挣的钱都比90%的人上班挣得多。

>>62595178

Rich men are usually the most beta types out there. Most of them wouldn't last five minutes in prison or on the jobsite

有钱男人通常是最贝塔的那种。大部分人在监狱或工地连五分钟都撑不过。

Your fantasies about people have nothing to do with reality

你对别人的幻想跟现实八竿子打不着。

>>62595180

All you've done is found a new drug

你不过是找到了一种新毒品。

Like I said, happiness comes from sex, drugs and alcohol

我说过，快乐来自性、毒品和酒精。

Even the poorest people alive can afford to feel like you

就算世界上最穷的人也能有你这感觉。

>>62591470

My parents paid for my college, gave me a house and got my uncle to hire me at a jive job

我爸妈给我付了大学学费，给了我一栋房子，还让我舅舅给我安排了个闲职。

I guess they taught me it pays to be born into a good family

我想他们教会了我，生在好家庭就是赚。

>>62595199

No they don’t. I am surrounded by beauty. The neighborhood. My furniture. My art. Everything. It is bliss.

不，他们没有。我周围都是美。社区、家具、艺术品，一切。这就是极乐。

You’re just a retard. Working 40 hours will physically make you feel like shit and unhappy.

你就是个傻逼。一周干40小时，身体就会难受得一批，心情也烂透。

>>62595211

Youve never posted anything beautiful or anything valuable that I've seen.

反正我从来没见你发过什么好看或者值钱的东西。

Just based on your posts I would guess you're probably the most insecure and unhappy person here

光看你发的这些，我猜你就是这里最自卑、过得最惨的人。

>>62592436

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps like me. You can do it. I'm eating pizza on the toilet for efficiency.

像我一样自力更生啊。你可以的。我现在为了提高效率，坐在马桶上吃披萨。

>>62595213

Oh. Okay. I have a bowl thrown into a corner thats $8000 lol

哦，好吧。我角落里还随手扔了个碗，值$8000呢，哈哈。

>>62595220

So post it.

那就发出来。

And it better not be the expensive China some poor anon posted here as a flex a few years back or I'm gonna know that's the only expensive thing you own

而且最好别是几年前某个穷 anon 在这炫富的那套贵价瓷器，不然我就知道你唯一值钱的东西就它了。

>>62595228

Why would I?

我干嘛要那样做？

Go ask this anon >>62595207

去问这个 anon >>62595207。

> anything beautiful or anything valuable that I've seen.

>反正我从来没见你发过什么好看或者值钱的东西。

Aren’t you an old loser? lmao

你不就是个老屌丝吗？笑死。

>>62595236

>Why would I?

>我为啥要发？

You won't

你做不到

You never do

你从来就不发。

That's my point

这就是我想说的。

You're a self- loathing poor person

你就是个自我厌恶的穷鬼。

>>62591470

My daddy taught me to do crime, or at least move in the grey area, in order to not be poor.

我爹教我去犯法，或者至少游走在灰色地带，就为了不穷。

Avoid paying taxes and if they catch you, you keep your mouth shut and you‘ll get away with a slap on the wrist.

税能少交就少交，被抓了就闭嘴，最后顶多罚酒三杯了事。

>>62595241

>son im crine

>儿啊，我哭liao。

>>62595009

just buy borrow die

直接买、借、死（buy borrow die）。

>>62595611

Yes

Rich people I know have very little personal income, own almost nothing in their own name, and can walk into any bank in the world and borrow millions in a matter of days

我认识的富人，个人收入很低，名下几乎没什么资产，但走进全世界任何一家银行，几天内就能借到几百万。

>>62595611

Also interestingly enough buy borrow die started off as a security strategy to avoid lawsuits and theft. Can't steal assets I don't own.

而且有意思的是，买、借、死一开始其实是防官司和防盗的安全策略。资产都不在我名下，想偷也偷不走。

It turns out to be a cheat code for avoiding taxes and building wealth but that wasn't its original purpose

结果它成了避税和积累财富的外挂，但这并不是它的初衷。

>>62595009

I did the sex drugs and alcohol and banged hotter women than you ever will and all it got me was debt and an inability to pair bond

性、毒品、酒精我全沾了，睡过的辣妹比你这辈子能睡到的更辣，结果只换来一身债和再也跟人建立不了亲密关系的毛病。

Kill yourself

去死吧。

>>62595626

You did it wrong.

你搞错了。

You should have done it young with people of similar background and make eye contact during.

你应该趁年轻、找背景差不多的人搞，过程中还要有眼神交流。

Also don't break up that's the path to being jaded. Sorry you were too proud or flawed to make real connections during your window of opportunity

还有，别分手，分手就是走向麻木。可惜你当时不是太傲就是毛病太多，在窗口期没能真正跟人连上。

If it helps any even the best bonds go bad eventually

如果这么说能让你好受点：再好的亲密关系最后也会变质。

>>62595626

> and banged hotter women than you ever will

> 而且睡过比你这辈子能睡到的更辣的女人

Why would you say this? Way to put girls on a pedestal lol

你为啥要说这个？太把妹子捧上天了哈哈哈

>>62595627

You’re old.

你老了。

>>62595626

learn from this everyone lmao

各位都学着点啊笑死

money is the most important thing, spend 10 years then you're free

钱才是最重要的，拼个10年就自由了。

if you got a 2 incher then might as well rope

要是你只有2英寸，那还不如直接上吊。

>>62595635

Is that an insult where you live?

在你们那儿这话算骂人？

You suck cocks but there's nothing wrong with that

你爱吃鸡巴，但这也没啥。

The world needs cocksuckers

这世界需要会吹的人。

>>62595628

I’m not putting them on a pedestal dipshit, I’m objectively describing them

我没把她们捧上天，傻逼，我只是在客观描述。

>>62595652

Hotness is subjective but nice try

辣不辣是主观的，但你这说法也算努力了。

>>62595652

Literally the hottest girls can be bought for sex. Even hotter than the ones you think are hot. But I never call girls hot anyways. You are putting them on a pedestal simply saying “hotter than you ever will.”

字面意义上最辣的妹子都能花钱买到，甚至比你认为的还辣。但我反正不会叫女生辣妹。你光说“比你还能睡到更辣”这种话，就已经是在把她们捧上天了。

They all look pretty much the same from the back

从背后看其实都差不多。

>>62595657

Try a Norwegian college gymnast

试试挪威大学生体操运动员。

>>62595683

Hot hits different when you’re engaged. Fuck off nigger.

订了婚以后，辣妹格外带劲。滚，黑鬼。

>>62595710

I'm not disagreeing with you. I've had women I'd personally rate anything from a 4 to a 9. But I'm not picky about looks.

我不是在反驳你。我睡过的女人，按我自己的打分，4分到9分的都有。但我对外貌不挑。

I'm not the hottest guy in the world, even my brother dates much hotter women than me. But just like you I measure my wins by what I'm best at. You had hot girls. I had lots of girls and a few that truly loved me and I them

我也不是世界上最帅的男人，连我哥约的女人都比我约的辣得多。但跟你一样，我也是拿自己擅长的领域来衡量战绩。你胜在有过辣妹；我胜在数量多，而且还有几个真心爱我、我也真心爱她们。

>>62595710

> Try a Norwegian college gymnast

> 试试挪威大学体操运动员(Norwegian college gymnast)

There are hookers hotter and younger than that

比她更辣更年轻的鸡多了去了。

> Norwegian college gymnast

> 挪威大学体操运动员

Another pedestal. kek.

又一个被捧上神坛的。kek。

>>62595758

>There are hookers hotter and younger than that

> 比她更辣更年轻的鸡多了去了。

Pretty good point.

这话挺在理的。

The only 10 out of 10s I've ever had go after me were hookers and I turned them down because that's not a victory. But I've been to Mexico, Asia, and the Caribbean so I've turned down lots of 10's in my life. Paying to bag a unicorn isn't the same as getting one for free

这辈子主动追过我的满分十分女只有妓女，我都拒绝了，因为那不叫胜利。但我去过墨西哥(Mexico)、亚洲(Asia)、加勒比(Caribbean)，所以这辈子我拒绝过的十分女多了去了。花钱拿下一个独角兽(unicorn)跟免费拿下不是一回事。

>>62595774

It is the same. You act like your time and effort is worth anything. Or maybe I treat socializing the same as paying.

一回事。你装得好像自己的时间和精力值几个钱似的。或者说，我反正把社交也当成一种付费。

>>62595827

We're both transactional I just don't like renting a towel thousands of other dudes wiped their dicks with

咱俩都是交易，我只是不喜欢租一条被成千上万其他男人擦过JB的毛巾。

>>62595834

Sure. That’s what I see every girl as anyways. There are endless millions and billions turning 18. There are less of me than there are peak prime 11/10s

是啊，反正我看每个女人都是这样。满18岁的妹子上亿上亿，根本不缺。但像我这样的男人，比巅峰期的11分女还少。

>>62595837

A hooker fucks more dudes in a day than most women will in a decade. I guess you might know some really slutty women though

一个妓女一天睡的男人比大多数女人十年睡的还多。不过你认识的骚货可能特别多吧。

>>62595842

You are both losers

你俩都是loser。

>>62595864

Yes

Sex is for making you happy, not bragging. I don't brag about all the types of drugs I've done unless someone else acts like they're better than me for doing drugs. I don't brag about the whiskey I drink unless someone tries to make me feel small because they drink good whiskey

做爱是为了自己爽，不是为了炫耀。别人不因为嗑药就在我面前装优越，我也不会拿自己试过多少种药出来吹。别人不拿好酒压我，我也不会显摆自己喝的威士忌有多好。

Basically whatever you're basing your self worth on probably makes you a loser because there's always someone better at it

说白了，你越把自我价值建立在什么上面，就越像个废物，因为这世上永远有人比你强。

>>62595879

Especially putting girls on a pedestal

尤其是把女人捧上天。

>>62595895

We agree on that

这我同意。

But then anon was complaining that he couldn't emotionally bond with women and the pairbond literally requires putting pussy on a pedestal.

可那个匿名用户（anon）又抱怨自己没法和女人建立情感联结，而这种配对关系（pairbond）说白了就是要把逼捧上天。

You can't actually feel love and contempt at the same time. That's just pity, not love

你不可能同时感受到爱和蔑视，那顶多叫怜悯，不是爱。

Like half the reason romantic love feels so great is because you think she's better than you and it makes you feel good she chose you

浪漫爱情之所以这么上头，一半是因为你觉得她比你强，而她选了你，这让你暗爽。

If you don't think your person is better than you, you don't get that ego rush. Dating down or hiring pussy doesn't give you the same feelings.

你要是不觉得对象比你强，就不会有这种自我膨胀的快感。找条件不如自己的，或者花钱买逼，都不是同一个感觉。

>>62595901

The irony of this is if you put a girl on a pedestal you'll feel great but she's going to leave you because she thinks she can do better. Your actions tell her every day you're beneath her.

讽刺的是，你把女人捧上天，自己确实很爽，但她会走人，因为她觉得自己能找到更好的。你每天的所作所为都在告诉她：你配不上她。

So romantic love feels amazing but is almost always doomed.

所以浪漫爱情很爽，但基本注定完蛋。

>>62595906

The alternative is to stop worshipping pussy then you get all the women you want but you won't care

另一条路就是不把逼当神供，到时候你要多少女人都有，但你也不会再在乎。

>>62595908

Also of course the woman you worship is just somebody else's dirty slut. And girls like being dirty sluts a lot more than they like being worshipped

再说你奉为女神的女人，说白了也就是别人的骚货。而且比起被捧着，女孩们更愿意当骚货。

>>62595912

This isn't just women either.

不光女人这样。

Men also don't want a woman that worships them. That person is beneath you and you can't get the ego rush from someone beneath you. Of course they want you, you're better than them

男人也不想要一个崇拜自己的女人。这种人低你一等，你没法从不如你的人那里获得自我膨胀的快感。她当然想要你，因为你比她强。

>>62595896

You can love girls or you can see them for what they are.

你要么爱她们，要么就看清她们本来的样子。

>>62591470

my parents thought me nothing in fact they went out of their way trying to teach me wrong things. it took 10 years to convince them to invest their money into index funds, at least they learned something.

我爸妈其实啥都没教过我，反而费劲巴拉地给我灌输一堆错误观念。花了10年功夫才说服他们把钱投进指数基金，好歹他们算学进去点东西。

>>62591470

My parents were so afraid of the stock market and constantly told me to sell off all my stocks and just let the meager profits ride.

我爸妈特别怕股市，一直催我把股票全卖了，说那点蝇头小利就让它继续滚着。