I am going to college for accounting at the ripe age of 27. What can I expect?

I am going to college for accounting at the ripe age of 27. What can I expect?

我都27了才要去上大学学会计。还能指望啥？

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>>62591332

you can expect to have sex with young girls if you aren’t autistic, but you’re here and will squander your age advantage

你要不是自闭症，本来能睡到年轻妹子；结果你跑这儿来，要把年龄优势全浪掉。

>27 yo

You are still a kid. Have fun in the uni.

你还是个小孩。大学好好玩吧。

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>>62591332

I don't know. I'm not a big fan of tattoos, but you're pretty cute.

我说不好。我对纹身不怎么感冒，但你挺可爱的。

>>62591332

Unemployment

>>62591332

You can buy the other freshmen booze, also they will try you like their surrogate dad.

你可以给其他大一买酒，他们还会把你当爹一样依赖。

>>62591332

TONS of pussy

妹子一抓一大把。

Accounting is retarded, have you looked at job statistics/data recently? What a worthless degree.

会计学纯脑瘫，你最近看过就业数据没？这学位屁用没有。

>>62591332

Accounting is one of the jobs that ai will replace within 4 years.

会计是AI四年内会取代的工作之一。

>>62591332

AI will take your job.

AI会抢走你的工作。

>>62592375

This.

Don’t confused them with woman in the STEM. Those are not woman.

别跟STEM里的女人搞混。那帮根本不是女人。

Only accounting one is real woman.

只有读会计那个才是真女人。

>>62591332

>accounting

bruh.

smell the coffai here, they made desktop calculators sentient already. Kinda.

闻闻这儿的 coffai 味，他们已经把桌面计算器整出意识了。算是吧。

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>>62592953

morons.

>>62591332

get good grades and apply for public accounting internships. go to the biggest firm you can.

把成绩搞好，去申请会计师事务所实习。能进最大的所就进最大的。

>>62593064

>morons

when you eating spaghetti every day and auditing the price of kneepads OP, don't forget who offered you good advice here. And bad.

等OP（楼主）你天天吃意面、审计护膝价格的时候，别忘了是谁在这儿给过你良心建议。还有馊的。

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>>62593093

i make $160k/year and WFH.

我挣$160k/year，还WFH。

>>62591332

STDs and BPDs and and NPDs and NPCs

STD、BPD、NPD，还有NPC。

expect to be surrounded by retarded women and retarded browns with 99% of them using chatgpt to pass everything with no consequences as higher education is just a degree mill made to profit as much as possible and not educate

等着被一群弱智女和弱智棕皮包围吧，99%的人靠ChatGPT混过一切还屁事没有，因为高等教育就是个文凭工厂，只为尽可能赚钱，根本不教书。

>>62591332

Accounting is so easy anyone over a 110 IQ could manage it entirely on short notice. While true that most people are very dumb and will hire an accountant, they will unfortunately choose one of these terrible jackson hewitt, Hr block type companies. So all the jobs are with them and they treat accountants like shit because there are so many of you.

会计简单到爆，智商110以上的人临时上阵都能搞定。虽说大部分人确实蠢，会请会计，但不幸的是他们会找杰克逊·休伊特（Jackson Hewitt）、H&R Block（H&R Block）这种烂公司。所以岗位全被它们占了，还把你这种会计当狗使唤，反正人多的是。

>>62591332

women with tattoos are actually repulsive to me now. i'm not sure why

我现在真觉得有纹身的女人很恶心，也不知道为啥。

>>62593315

are her tats any more annoying than that half-arsed ceiling paint job tho? Bitch could use a roll of masking tape.

但她那些纹身有天花板上那敷衍了事的刷漆活儿碍眼吗？这娘们真该去买卷美纹纸胶带。

>>62594043

>people with visible tattoos have a poor sense of planning or thinking of the future

身上有显眼纹身的人，通常没什么规划意识，也不考虑未来。

Checks out

没毛病。