/smg/ - stock market general

Oops its a bobo thread edition

哎哟，这又是个bobo帖专场

>Educational sites:

>教育网站：

https://www.investopedia.com

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:

>财经电视直播流：

https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:

https://www.tradingview.com

https://www.finscreener.com

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

https://finviz.com/

https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com

https://optionstrat.com/

https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:

>盘前和实时数据：

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:

>婴儿潮投资入门：

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:

https://www.financialjuice.com/home

https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers

https://market24hclock.com/

https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

https://brokerchooser.com/

https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Featured Stock of the thread:

>本帖主打股票：

NYSE: SPGI S&P Global Inc

NYSE: SPGI 标普全球公司

>Previous

>>62567238

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stock market is so fucking gay

股市他妈的真恶心

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>>62568099

I think people ITT have been far to glum lately, it really isn't as bad as you guys are making it out to be and you WILL make back your losses manifesting this for you all

我觉得帖里大家最近也太悲观了，真没你们说的那么糟，而且你们肯定会回本的，我在帮你们显化这个

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A beautiful day to hate Nasdog some more.

又是美好的一天，继续恨纳指狗。

Threadly reminder that since October 10th there was just exactly one net rally in Nasdog: the April to June one. All other periods the Nasdog was going down.

按帖惯例提醒：自10月10日以来，纳指狗只有一次真正的净反弹，就是四月到六月那次。其他时间段纳指狗全在跌。

Any other smiggers here use tarot cards and magic 8 balls to help make decisions? started doing it last year and it actually has improved my returns and what positions i have or have not entered. i did a reading for my gold and silver miners in December 2025 and it told me roughly to sell and i got out just before the massive rug pull.

这里还有别的smigger用塔罗牌和魔力8球做决策吗？去年开始这么干，还真提高了我的收益率和进出仓判断。2025年12月我给金银矿股做了一次占卜，大概告诉我要卖，我赶在大崩盘前跑掉了。 ⤶⟧ 这玩意儿就是让你看到你想看的东西

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>>62568108

its a good way to see what you want to see

这是个好办法，能让你看到你想看的东西。

>>62568099

My data is lagging. I think my gains isn't showing.

我的数据延迟了。我觉得我的收益没显示出来。

>>62568109

like a pre-manifesting? >>62568102

像是预显化？>>62568102

When I feel stunned by my losses I play something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyQpMsnmdc and things become better

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its red

是红的

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>>62568108

level up to i ching

升级到易经吧

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>>62568116

>>62568115

Calm down and relax its going to be okay even if it isnt today

冷静点放松，就算今天不行也会没事的

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>>62568119

vid related

视频相关

>>62568115

DIS NIGGA EVEN WENT TO IRONFORGE

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Thread theme:

帖子主题：

https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw

It’s not fair why can’t we have an entire week of nothing but green?!?

不公平，为啥我们不能有一整周全绿？！

TOTAL MARKET (our market) ANNIHILATION

全市场（我们的市场）彻底完蛋

>>62568131

>The haters can’t provide a raisin as to why SPCX is a bust.

>那些黑子拿不出一个理由说SPCX为啥是垃圾

Uhm maybe because its a huge sink of money retard. Is this bait?

呃，也许因为它就是个烧钱巨坑吧傻逼。这钓鱼贴？

>tfw walking past a beautiful woman on the street and you imagine the divine smell there must be between her ass cheeks

>走在街上路过一个漂亮女人时，你想象她屁股缝里肯定有股神圣的味道

WHY DID I BUY SOXL YESTERDAY AT CLOSE

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>>62568143

I sold yesterday. Hill started tipping over like it hasn't for the past 5 days. Looked bulltrap-ish. Zoom out to 6 months.

我昨天卖了。山丘开始倒了，跟前五天不一样。看着像假突破。拉长看六个月。

If MU doesn't go to 1150 by next Friday I'll be really sad.

如果MU下周五不到1150，我会很难过。

I for one welcome the coming dip day as the humble and grateful slurper that I am.

我作为一个谦卑感恩的slurper，欢迎即将到来的下跌日。

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How to pronounce soxl

SOXL怎么发音

Sox-ull or sox-ell

Sox-ull还是sox-ell

>>62568155

>sucks all

>全吸了

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>>62568155

Sauxhall

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>smg panicking

>smg在慌

>check stocks

>看股票

>down 0.1% after going up 10% in a week

>一周涨了10%后跌了0.1%

NGMI

>>62568162

some of us are heavily leveraged you know

你知道我们有些人可是重杠杆

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WHO ALL PORTFOLIO GREEN YTD SAY YEAH

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*sluuuuurp*

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>>62568131

James Bond tier buffoonery.

詹姆斯邦德级别的蠢事。

>>62568166

-1.50%

>>62568166

30.3% ytd here

我年内收益30.3%

>>62568166

I don't want to look

我不想看

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>>62568166

YYEEEYYAAAHHHH

WE EATING GOOD ON FROG

FR FR I SAID WE EATING GOOD

UP IN DIZ BITCH YA HURR?

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>>62568162

we're still down from a month ago

我们还是比一个月前跌的

So where the fuck is the deal?

所以那协议到底他妈在哪？

>>62568166

Represent.

'bout + 15% up in this BITCH

老子在这是涨了大约+15%

>>62568197

In Trump's imagination, as always.

老样子，在特朗普的想象里。

>>62568197

End of Tuesday, max mid Wednesday (he didn't specify the week or month).

周二结束，最多周三中段（他没说是哪周哪月）。

>>62568197

2 more weeks

还有两周

>up 0.5% in premarket

>盘前涨0.5%

>QQQ down 0.5% in premarket

>QQQ盘前跌0.5%

the best days. fuck tech trannies.

最好的日子。去他妈的科技娘炮。

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>>62568197

>>62568202

50/50 its on my desk and the Pakistanis are having a meeting by Friday or next month or something. praise Allah.

五五开吧，东西就在我桌上，巴基斯坦那边周五或者下个月开个会。赞美真主。

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>>62568108

you mean technical analysis? Nein

你是说技术分析？不。

If we're just gonna become China again, why not cut our losses now and just use Chinese software and hardware? Especially since it's guaranteed to happen anyway. We bought all our c*vid masks from China.

如果咱们早晚要变回中国那样，为啥不现在止损，直接改用中国软硬件？反正这事板上钉钉。咱们的covid口罩不都是中国买的嘛。

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>>62568216

They still have some details to work on. Communication with their leader is difficult, we have to accomodate that. It's going very well, will give them another two weeks.

他们还有些细节要敲定。跟他们的头头沟通不容易，咱得将就点。进展很顺利，再给他们两周。

Europeans better step up and pay the toll we will be charging, it will make oil more expensive but that's a good thing.

欧洲人最好乖乖掏过路费，我们可是要收费的。这样油价会涨，但这是好事。 ⟦ 刚给今天占了一卦。

>>62568108

just did a tarot for today

刚给自己算了一副塔罗牌。

>magician

>hierophant

>world

the Mage (Trump) will trigger the Hierophant(Iran) that will shake the World (The Market) so basically the market will go either up or down also fuck minor arcana

魔术师（特朗普）会触发教皇（伊朗），然后震动世界（市场），所以基本就是市场要么涨要么跌，另外小阿卡那算个屁。

>>62568235

Trump is hardly a magician. The reading probably means Bibi in that context. Novice witch mistake.

特朗普可算不上魔术师。这个卦象估计指的是比比（内塔尼亚胡）。新手女巫的失误。

>>62568231

they are just going to 2 more weeks until summer is over and gas usage decreases then ramp up the war and try to finish it up in two more weeks before

他们就是拖两周再拖两周，等夏天过完天然气需求降了，再加大战火，然后两星期内搞定收工。

+7% realized gains from buying close to selling open on CEG. they beat earnings and didn't dump because unlike chip fags their earnings aren't transitory and gay

CEG开盘买进收盘卖出，赚了+7%的实打实收益。财报超预期也没砸盘，因为不像那些芯片傻逼，他们的业绩不是虚的、不靠炒作。

back to 50% cash wait for this tech shit to sell off the next few days.

回到50%现金仓位，等这波科技股接下来几天回调再说。

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sometimes I wonder what it's like to gape a 10/10's ass

有时候我就在想，跟一个满分妹子玩后庭到底啥感觉。

surely there must be a smell?

肯定有味儿吧？

>>62568235

My dear fortune teller (anon), how will my crops (portfolio) fare this year?

我亲爱的算命先生（匿名大佬），我的庄稼（投资组合）今年收成咋样？

Uhhhh sneeddiskchuds? I thought you said it would gigapump??

呃，sneeddiskchuds？你不是说会暴涨吗？

How the FUCK do you take emotions out of the equation when trading?

交易的时候到底怎么TM把情绪完全排除掉？

Ever since I started trading almost 3 years ago I have been profitable and I outperform major western indices by a great margin which is more than enough for me actually as I don't want to 10x leverage yolo into shitstocks but still the moment I open a fucking position even today, I start fucking fearing when I see even a really small loss and insantly feel the need to close the position if I get even a small profit, even though I always tell myself that I'd hold that position until a certain resistance level instead of just yoinking the profit.

我交易快三年了，一直赚钱，跑赢西方主要指数一大截，对我来说也够了。毕竟我不想10倍杠杆梭哈垃圾股。但问题是，哪怕到现在，我每次开仓，看到一点小亏损就开始害怕，稍微赚点就急着平仓，尽管我每次都告诉自己要拿到某个阻力位再走，而不是急着落袋。

How the fuck do people trade without emotions?

那些人到底怎么做到不带情绪交易的？

>>62568250

Yeah, just like AMD, amirite?

是啊，就像AMD一样，对吧？

>>62568240

And the Hierophant is the Ayatollah...

那教皇就是哈梅内伊……

The “black mesa” pattern

“黑山”形态。

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This is the part where you buy the SOXL dip, not the part where it violently dumps, right? R-right?

现在是该抄底SOXL的时候，不是它暴跌的时候，对吧？对吧？

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>>62568251

It's just numbers on a screen. Sounds like you have lived a pretty cushioned life so far. Happy for you.

那不就是屏幕上的数字吗。听起来你日子过得挺舒坦的。替你高兴。

>>62568251

set a stop loss then walk away from computer

设好止损，然后离开电脑。

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holy shit this time its actually over for memory

操，这次内存真要完了。

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What is this pattern called in male astrology?

这个形态在男性占星里叫啥来着？

>>62568251

There are drugs that can nullify emotions.

有些药能让人没情绪。

Caveat is they will also seriously fuck with your head.

但代价是它们也会严重搞坏你的脑子。

But there’s no proof any of them will make you better at trading.

但没有任何证据表明它们能让你交易更厉害。

If they did you’d see trading firm analysts slamming them down like they do with other mental-state drugs.

要是真有用，你就会看到交易公司的分析师像嗑其他精神类药物一样猛灌这些玩意儿了。

>>62568248

magician, moon and inverted lovers

魔术师、月亮牌和逆位恋人

magician = you hold all the cards (heh) at the moment and can influence your crops with skill and smarts

魔术师 = 眼下你手里全是牌（笑），能靠技巧和脑子左右你的持仓

moon = uncertainty either of yourself or your assets, pay attention to your gut feeling

月亮 = 对自己或资产心里没底，留意一下直觉

inverted lovers = normally it means harmony and balance inverted it turns into disharmony and chaos

逆位恋人 = 正位通常代表和谐平衡，逆位就变成了不和与混乱

bro... gonna be honest here... your stocks are either going to 0 or you'll make it

老哥……说实话……你的股票要么归零，要么你翻盘

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>>62568251

You can't. But you can minimize it. Give up on caffeine, unironically. Then, set a strategy with clear take gains/stop losses and turn off the app. Traders use bots precisely because the human mind is the weakest chain in the link.

没辙。但能降到最小。戒掉咖啡因，真心的。然后定一个明确的止盈止损策略，把App关了。交易员用机器人就是因为人脑是链条里最弱的一环。

>>62568251

Close the app. Set a reminder on your phone or computer calendar to rebalance monthly on the 2nd of every month.

关掉App。手机或电脑日历设个提醒，每个月2号定期调仓一次。

>>62568269

Oops

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>>62568262

>you have lived a pretty cushioned life so far

>你目前日子过得挺顺的

Quite the opposite actually which is why even a small amount of loss (like 0.10%) makes me freak out.

恰恰相反，所以哪怕亏一点点（比如0.10%）我都会吓疯。

Such is the Balkan autistic way ig. Wish I could just rawdog this shit like other lads but that ain't happening.

大概这就是巴尔干自闭症的常态吧。真希望我能像其他兄弟一样硬扛这些破事，但做不到。

>>62568272

>Give up on caffeine, unironically.

>戒掉咖啡因，真心的。

Now you made me really curious.

这下你真勾起我好奇心了。

Why? What's wrong with caffeine when it comes to trading?

为啥？咖啡因跟交易有啥冲突？

>>62568273

>>62568263

>>62568270

Don't have much to add, but have a (you) lads. Love y'all (no homo obv).

没啥好补充的，但给兄弟们一个（你）。爱你们大家（当然不是那种爱）。

>>62568261

Very risky in my opinion. I exited my SOXL yesterday because this rebound is starting to look like the top of a dead cat bounce. I won't tell you to get SOXS though because I'm not sure.

我觉得风险很大。我昨天出了SOXL，因为这波反弹看起来像是死猫跳的顶部。但我不会叫你买SOXS，因为我也没把握。

>>62568122

it's probably a bank char nigga

那八成是个银行马甲，老黑

>these dead mu bounces are getting lower and lower

>这些死猫弹一波比一波低

bros....

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>SOXL and FNGU going up in pre

>SOXL和FNGU盘前还在涨 ﹚ 是啊，但银行马甲的问题在于他可能被认出来。要是他哪天跟别人聊天时暴露了主号是谁之类的。几率小，但有可能。

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>>62568291

yeah, the issue with bankchars is though that he could be identifiable. If he ever wrote with somebody else and revealed of whose main it's the bank etc. Small chance, but possible.

是啊，但问题在于，那个小号可能会被查出来。万一他哪天跟别人聊天时，不小心透露了主号是谁，或者小号的信息，那就麻烦了。虽然可能性不大，但也不是没可能。

>>62568295

>>62568298

Duality of man

人性的两面

Fiserrv getting ass raped

Fiserv被按在地上摩擦

maybe they will let DIS cum today... I'm up 4% but I really expected more out of an 11% beat and whatever weird Jewish crabbing that dogshit chart was yesterday

说不定他们今天让DIS涨一波……我现在浮盈4%，但按11%的业绩超预期，加上昨天那破图诡异的犹太螃蟹走势，我本来指望更多的

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>Alphabet kicks off 10-part US Dollar investment-grade bond sale

>Alphabet启动10部分美元投资级债券发行

GREAT GOOGLIE MOOGLIE MY GOOGLIE MOOGLIES FINNA GET DUMPED ON TODAY

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>APP

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I bought 1 share of fiserv in october 2025 when I should have bought all of STXX for that leveraged SSD goodness before it took off. Anyway I remember this because /smg/ was certain it would go back to 130. It's currently like 55 bucks, I bought at 75.

我2025年10月买了1股Fiserv，当时本该全仓STXX吃那波杠杆SSD红利的。反正我记得这事是因为/smg/当时笃定它会回到130。现在大概55块，我是75买的。

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>>62568281

>>62568281

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>>62568318

>with the current amount of debt already financed by only 5 companies for the AI build out there would need to be 1.5trillion in AI revenue to justify spending. Greater than the entire global technology revenue currently

>目前AI基建的债务只靠5家公司撑着，那得需要1.5万亿美元的AI收入才能合理化这笔开支。比现在全球科技总收入还高

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This might be the worst thing I've ever held. I've held other shit like crypto that went down 50% in a day from hacks, but this shit just posts terrible earnings every quarter and never recovers.

这可能是我拿过最烂的东西。我拿过其他垃圾货，比如因为黑客攻击一天跌50%的加密货币，但这玩意儿每季度就出烂业绩，从来不见回血。

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>>62568324

Fiserv deez nuts

Fiserv 傻逼玩意儿

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managed to reach the 1 trillion mark on the kelly criterion game with 58% favorable odds

在凯利公式游戏里终于摸到一万亿关口了，胜率58%

https://app.godelterminal.com/?via=shkreliplanet

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I just tuned into cnbc, what the fuck are they blabbing about?

我刚打开CNBC，这帮人他妈在胡扯啥呢？

why did WD shit the bucket?

WD为啥突然崩了？

>>62568295

MU is even crazier than SNDK's retarded price action because MU is easily going to bust 61 billion in earnings next quarter, above the 49 billion anaylsts currently claim

MU比SNDK那傻逼价格走势还疯，因为MU下季度轻轻松松破610亿营收，比分析师现在喊的490亿高出一大截

But since analists will change their predictions at the last second (oh we said 49 billion but we actually meant 60 billion, a 1 billion dollar beat isn't good enough *dumps*) I guess it doesn't matter. Why should good earnings matter? I also liked arguing with some fag who was a bear and said MU should be 100 a share, it costs 100 a share to set up a new fabrication plant to expand capacity. No one can explain why Apple is a "software" company though when they have Phone and Laptop fabs in china and got rekt by CXMT denying them cheap ram.

但反正分析师最后关头会改口（哦我们说的是490亿其实意思是600亿，超预期10亿还不够 *砸盘*），我看这事也就那样。业绩好有个屁用？我还挺喜欢跟某个看空的傻逼吵，他说MU就该值100块一股，建一个新晶圆厂扩产能就得花100块一股的成本。可没人能解释为啥苹果算"软件"公司——他们在中国的手机和笔记本工厂当摆设？还被CXMT低价内存搞得血亏。

I'm just drowning in the clowning.

我就在这堆小丑操作里泡着呢。

> futures

>期货

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1786017540298991.webm

>futures

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1786017564637026.webm

>>62568333

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>>62568336

>shkreliplanet

fuck off shkreli

滚你妈的shkreli

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>>62568341

SNDK and WDC both beat earnings, SNDK by a lot (it is going to be more profitable than AMD next quarter) but both of them posted only 33% gains or something for their guidance for next quarter and analysts released new numbers that said they wanted more for the next quarter. This is unironically it. Zero debt, positive cash flow, earnings going up faster than anything else but "not fast enough"

SNDK和WDC都超了业绩预期，SNDK超得特别多（下季度盈利能力要超过AMD了），但两家下季度指引都只给了33%左右的增长，分析师一看就出新数字说下季度要更多。真就他妈这样。零负债、现金流正、盈利增速比啥都快，但"还不够快"

It’s over (real)

完了（真的）

>futures

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1786017736121577.mp4

>>62568351

>>62568265

>>62568250

be a calm cucumber guys

兄弟们稳如老狗

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>>62568357

>crab day into red futures

>螃蟹日然后期货翻红

Without looking at the oracle, doesnt this mean red day

不用看神谕都知道，这不就是红盘日吗

SpaceX is gonna pump today.

SpaceX今天要起飞。

Interesting.

Lets see how the rest of market will react.

看看大盘其他票怎么跟。

Feels like a good green day.

感觉今天是绿油油的好日子。

Lets go Burgers lets pump it up.

走起汉堡王，给我拉起来。

>>62568347

doing 54% odds now and im stuck in 200 million dollar hell

现在胜率只有54%，卡在两亿美金的地狱里出不来 ┘ 我绷不住了...

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>>62568327

Bobina-san...

I can't...

我做不到……

Mumuette will be home any minute!

Mumuette随时要进门了！

Please think of my family!

想想我家人啊！

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>>62568361

>

Wait, NDX is -0,57 and SPX +0,10% wtf man. They are pumping all kidns of stuff in the SPX, while they dumped the NDX in july. Then repumped NDX and SPX got to ATH. Now they sell off tech again and funnel money into other shit.

等等，NDX -0.57% 而 SPX +0.10% 搞毛啊。他们七月狂砸NDX，往SPX里塞各种玩意儿。然后又把NDX拉回来，SPX创了新高。现在又开始抛科技股，把钱灌进别的垃圾里。

>>62568250

>>62568254

its a temporary 3 days consolidation period

就三天的临时整理期

since it's a great stock and earnings proved it more people even more will buy in athe lower price than if it were higher

因为这是只好票，业绩也证明了，价格越低买的人只会更多，比价格高的时候更多人进场

the moral of the story is dont buy before or during earnings

故事告诉我们，财报前或财报期间别买

at the very least not until premarket next day because the hedge funds and short sellers that fuck the stock down will cover if not at open, then some time during the day

至少等到第二天盘前再说，因为那些砸盘的hedge fund和空头就算开盘不回补，盘中早晚也会回补

other financial events will ause hedge funds to be hired to fuck a stock price down so hopefully your buying into a post earnings stock doesnt coincide with a stock market event

其他宏观事件也会让hedge fund被雇来砸股价，所以希望你买财报后的票时别撞上大盘出幺蛾子

EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE I DONT WANT TO BUY ANY OF THIS DOGSHIT EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AIDS AND ITS ILLEGAL TO GO SHORT PRAISE ALLAH PEACE DEAL SOON

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I‘m buying stocks you can’t afford with brokers you've never heard of

我买的股票你买不起，用的券商你听都没听过

>>62568373

I'm buying chinkstocks because China leads the world in most emerging technologies. Buying MSCI China is like buying VOO in 2008.

我在买中国票，因为中国在大多数新兴科技上全球领先。买MSCI China就像2008年买VOO。

>wdc -11%

wdc 跌了11%

What the actual sneeding fuck?

这他妈到底是什么鬼？

>>62568375

china already face ripped. BABA is up 30% this week. not buying that shit boss

中国已经跌惨了。BABA这周涨了30%。我才不信那套，老板

>>62568375

You are making a giant mistake lmao bub,

你这是在犯大错，笑死我了，兄弟

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

别说我没警告你。

Maybe ask AI how good idea it is investing in China.

不如问问AI投资中国到底有多明智。

God there is so much good to slurp today but I’m already 0% cash. This is horrible!

天哪今天能吸的利好太多了，但我已经是零现金状态。太惨了！

>>62568372

We've been in the consolidation phase for a month now...

我们已经横盘整理一个月了……

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>hardware red

>硬件全线飘红

>software red

>软件一片红

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ferocious snarling teeth gnashing rabid foaming at the mouth violet psychotic raping of bobina

疯狂的獠牙撕咬、狂犬暴怒、口吐白沫、紫脸精神病式强暴鲍比娜

>>62568381

This is the future you chose baggot.

这就是你选的未来，死多头。

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>>62568382

they are going to nigger rug chips to new lows incase you were wondering. Donald got his scam poomper so now he has more wiggle room to bigly bomb the Iranians.

他们要把芯片股砸到新低，省得你还抱幻想。唐纳德搞到了他的骗钱机器，现在他有更多操作空间去大规模轰炸伊朗人了。

burry closed all his longs and doubled down on his shorts on MU/NVDA/SOXX

burry平掉了所有多单，加倍做空MU/NVDA/SOXX

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>>62568351

Bet

On Frog

青蛙上（指青蛙符号平台）

Fr Fr

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>>62568384

I have a sneaking suspicion that big money is consolidating into oil from insider trading.

我隐隐觉得大资金正通过内幕交易往石油里集中建仓。 ⟦ 我从来不判断对，但大资金全仓押注石油说得通——几个月来对石油投资者的利空轰炸压着价格，加上美联储裸空。

I'm never correct, but it makes sense for big money to full port into oil from months of fud on oil investors to keep the price low + naked shorting by fed.

我从来都没说对过，但大资金全仓杀进石油是有道理的，因为几个月来对石油投资者的恐慌宣传压低了价格，再加上美联储的裸卖空。

>>62568384

Yeah why is SaaS so red? What changed? I planned on riding ServiceNow straight to 150 next week

对啊，SaaS为啥跌这么惨？发生什么了？我本来打算下周一路坐ServiceNow到150的

>>62568393

how impatient are you guys holy cow, service now is up 28% from its low of 91 a few weeks ago after earnings its going to pull back a bit

你们也太急了吧我的天，ServiceNow从几周前财报后的低点91涨了28%，回调一点很正常

trump said war for all eternity its over

特朗普说永久战争，这事完了

>>62568395

It’s supposed to go up and to the right though. The ”up” part is really important

按理说应该向右上方走啊。那个"上"字很关键

>>62568388

It’s a good thing Nvidia is pumping just enough to make that faggot sweat

好在英伟达正好涨得够多，让那傻逼冒冷汗

>>62568393

>What changed?

>有什么变化吗？

LOL

>>62568398

six us politicians this month have disclosed holdings in service now

这个月六个美国政客披露持有ServiceNow仓位

Byron Donalds: ~$30K

Byron Donalds：约3万美元

Tony Wied: ~$50K

Tony Wied：约5万美元

Ro Khanna: ~$15K

Ro Khanna：约1.5万美元

Charles Fleischmann: ~$15K

Charles Fleischmann：约1.5万美元

Josh Gottheimer: ~$15K

Josh Gottheimer：约1.5万美元

Michael McCaul: ~$15K

Michael McCaul：约1.5万美元

be a cool cucumber

淡定一点

>>62568379

MSCI China's three-year performance is like 16%. What are you talking about? It's insanely cheap.

MSCI中国三年表现也就16%左右。你在说啥？便宜得离谱好吗。

>>62568380

>t. pic related

>图相关（指代）

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>>62568401

if you guys buck broke burry then it would be hilarious to see SOXL have like an 80% day with him trying to panic close down billions.

如果你们把burry干爆仓了，那看到SOXL一天涨80%而他拼命恐慌平仓扛着几十亿亏损，绝对笑死人。

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>>62568364

finally won with 54% favorable odds

终于赢了，胜率54%

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>>62568388

Where do you get that information? How do you know what or who is selling or buying what?

你从哪搞到这些信息的？你怎么知道谁在卖谁在买什么？

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>>62568391

Occam's razor is that Trump is keeping oil low because he knows if it goes above $100 midterms are over for him.

奥卡姆剃刀原理——特朗普故意压着油价，因为他知道油价过100美元中期选举就完了。

>>62568099

oh no, please israel, save us! Where's big daddy gibsmedat?!?!!?!

哦不，求求了以色列，救救我们！大爹"给我钱"在哪？！？！？！

>>62568384

Copper green

铜在涨

>>62568388

Your pic always makes me want to wife up the girl.

看到你的头像我就想把这姑娘娶回家。

Sheeeeiiiiiiiit we need crude to catch a bid

我靠，我们需要原油拉起来啊

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>>62568398

There is a weird mentality that we should be grateful our masters allow us some gains after shorting our stocks as hard as possible.

有一种奇葩心态——主子们狠狠做空我们的股票之后施舍点涨幅，我们还得感恩戴德。

>>62568153

>>62568183

>>62568318

>>62568366

>>62568387

Can mods please ban these faggots. Those are the ugliest memes I have ever seen. It’s polluting the generals.Why would you enjoy posting this? They’re gross, go back to posting cute anime girls instead.

版主能不能把这些人封了。这绝对是我见过最丑的表情包。污染整个版面。你们发这玩意图啥？恶心死了，回去发可爱的动漫妹子不香吗。

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>>62568412

nigger just go talk to him if you want to. he said you are a faggot and should get married instead of gambling on the internet

黑鬼，要是你想跟他说话就直接去找他。他说你是基佬，应该去结婚而不是在网上赌博。

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>>62568421

leopold was one of the biggest SaaS shorters and now that he got a -50% haircut he has a lot less influence and power

leopold 曾经是最大的 SaaS 做空者之一，现在他吃了 -50% 的亏损，影响力和权力都大不如前了。

>>62568423

Its actually just the one faggot and its me, but I love them because they are hideous <3

其实就是那一个基佬，就是我，但我爱他们，因为他们丑得可爱 <3

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>>62568250

>>62568372

>the consolidation that never ends

>这场整合永无止境

I should have sold at 1950 a month ago

一个月前我该在 1950 就卖了的。

Anyway it's funny because at current valuations SNDK 'fair value' would be 1400 a share.

反正好笑的是，按当前估值，SNDK 的“公允价值”应该是每股 1400。

So according to valuegroids in this thread it's a value pick. I have a feeling with 6-12% of its float being shorted and the company buying back 500 million dollars in shares a week people won't see it that way and either the shorting pressure eases up and it pumps back to ath or it just..... gets dumped hard even as earnings continue to rise.

照这帖子里的价值投资傻子们的说法，这是个价值股。但我有种预感，流通盘有 6-12% 在做空，公司每周回购 5 亿美元股票，大家不会这么看——要么空头压力缓解，股价飙回历史高点，要么就是……即使盈利持续攀升，照样被狠砸。

The funny thing is they projected 46 billion in earnings 2027, but current numbers indicate closer to 65 billion. But hey who gives a fuck, AI is a "bubble" right.

好笑的是他们预测 2027 年盈利 460 亿，但现在的数据指向接近 650 亿。不过谁他妈在乎，AI 就是“泡沫”对吧。

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>>62568423

Nothing can be cute without ugliness.

没有丑，哪来的可爱。

>>62568424

>no no no little retailoyim leave the gambling to big daddy scion

>不不不，小散户们，赌博的事还是交给大佬 scion 吧

*underperforms the Sap*

*跑输标普*

>>62568424

where does burry live

burry 住哪儿？

I have about 60 million guys who might want to pay him a visit.

我手底下有大约 6000 万人可能想去拜访他。

>>62568423

Your opinion is wrong but thanks for sharing! We'll escalate your ticket for you :)

你的意见是错的，但感谢分享！我们会帮你升级工单的 :)

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>>62568430

cant you make them a bit cuter, they are a bit nasty on the eyes

你能不能把他们弄得可爱点，他们看着有点辣眼睛

>>62568430

>the legit faggot enjoys doing and posting gross things

>那个真基佬就爱干恶心事、发恶心的东西

Imagine my shock

想象一下我有多震惊。

>>62568423

Its the GRRRfag deciding to shit up the general with forced memes after everyone made fun of him.

就是那个 GRRR 傻逼，在被大家嘲笑之后，决定用尬梗把版块搞臭。

You shouldnt be mad, you should instead be laughing at him for being pathetic.

你不该生气，应该笑他有多可悲。

>>62568435

he doesn't care about the money. just wants to liquidate faggots like Leopold. extremely based. its like 95% Jewish retard debt casino and 5% guys that are hyper liquidating whatever scam they think is the most obviously egregious at the moment. right now their focus is the infinity debt that will never be paid for by tech faggots

他不在乎钱。只想清算像 Leopold 那样的基佬。极其硬核。这大概 95% 是犹太傻逼债务赌场，5% 是那些随时在超清算他们认为最离谱骗局的人。现阶段他们的焦点是科技傻逼永远还不完的无底洞债务。

>>62568423

I am, the law!

我就是法律！

https://youtu.be/qolk_rDA9xU?si=wC1o8E1-hw3cz883&t=40

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>>62568440

I think they are cute because they are ugly, like pugs or old people :3

我觉得他们丑得很可爱，像哈巴狗或老人家那样 :3

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>>62568443

He is still around?

他还活着呢？

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>>62568108

I uses Tarot sometimes, it's help my intuition.

我有时用塔罗牌，能帮到我的直觉。

>>62568447

Regrettably yes

遗憾地说，是的。

Earnings will be announced this Friday to take place next week, I will either be redeemed or fully heemed lets find out!

财报这周五公布，下周出结果，我要么被洗白要么彻底完蛋，走着瞧吧！

:3

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Thread cleanse

清版行动

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>>62568448

Use,*

>>62568279

>Why? What's wrong with caffeine when it comes to trading?

>为什么？交易时喝咖啡有什么问题吗？

Sorry for the late reply, had to deal in the real world (different ID too 'cause new WiFi). Caffeine, despite being legal, is still a stimulant. Everyone focuses on adenosine blockage but it will activate a whole range of other receptors on top of that: dopamine, acetylcholine, serotonin. In high doses it spikes your noradrenaline and cortisol, while inhibiting GABA, leading to anxiety. Your genetic brain predispositions matter too. Schizos and manics are more sensitive to stimulants, while ADHDs are less sensitive. For me as a sensitive type caffeine makes me euphoric leading up to the peak and anxious in the comedown. So I'll make a bold play in the morning and then stress out about it in the afternoon, likely closing on a loss. This is why I don't drink and trade.

抱歉回晚了，现实世界有事要处理（ID也换了，因为新WiFi）。咖啡因虽然是合法的，但仍然是兴奋剂。大家光盯着腺苷受体阻断，但它同时还会激活一堆其他受体：多巴胺、乙酰胆碱、血清素。剂量大了，去甲肾上腺素和皮质醇飙升，同时抑制GABA，导致焦虑。你的基因脑倾向也很关键。精神分裂症和躁狂症患者对兴奋剂更敏感，而多动症患者则耐受性更强。对我这种敏感型来说，咖啡因在峰值前让我飘飘然，回落时又让我焦虑。所以我早上容易莽一把，下午就开始慌，最后大概率亏损收场。这就是我不喝咖啡做交易的原因。

Fun fact: most road rage incidents happen in the afternoon, so when wagies are coming down from their morning coffees. But society isn't ready to face the coffee lobby yet.

冷知识：大部分路怒事件发生在下午，正好是打工人早上咖啡劲儿过去的时候。但社会还没准备好面对咖啡游说集团。

>>62568453

Cleanse this *FART*

把这坨 *屁* 清干净

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>>62568374

Solid one liner

一句狠话，漂亮

Is palantir really going to trend reverse? This looks so shit. I think it really is ending.

Palantir真能反转趋势吗？这看起来烂透了。我觉得真的要完。

NDX right on the MA20 4h

NDX刚好踩在4小时MA20上

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>>62568457

>Sorry for the late reply

>抱歉回晚了

No worries man I literally just opened the thread like 30 mins after you posted that kek, had it bookmarked in case you or someone else would reply.

没事兄弟，我其实在你发帖后大约30分钟才打开这帖子，kek，当时存了书签，等你或别人回复。

>bold play in the morning and then stress out about it in the afternoon

>早上莽一把，下午就开始慌

>when wagies are coming down from their morning coffees

>打工人早上咖啡劲儿过去的时候

What the hell, that explains some things. I have my coffee around 6:30 AM and have a comfy morning, then my afternoon usually turns out to be shit now that I think about it.

卧槽，这解释了一些事。我早上6:30左右喝咖啡，上午挺舒服，然后下午回想起来一般都烂得一批。

>Schizos and manics are more sensitive to stimulants

>精神分裂症和躁狂症患者对兴奋剂更敏感

I'm sensitive to some things cuz of my mild autism, so coffee might be one of those things too.

我因为轻度自闭对某些东西敏感，所以咖啡可能也是其中之一。

Anyway, thanks bruh. I'll stop drinking for a week and see how minor or major the difference is.

总之，谢了兄弟。我停喝一周，看看区别是大是小。

>>62568457

>>62568472

>I literally just opened the thread like 30 mins

>我其实在发帖后大约30分钟才打开这帖子

30 secs*

30秒*

fml

>>62568465

>company does ???

>公司搞什么？？？

>CEO is some weird coked up faggot that moved to Argentina and gives schizo rants sweating profusly

>CEO是个嗑药嗑疯的沙雕，搬到阿根廷去了，一边飙汗一边发癫言论

>Says he wishes he could drone strike anti Israel protests

>说希望他能用无人机炸掉反以色列抗议

>+27% this week

>本周+27%

>107 p/e

>hekkin LOTR reference!!

>靠，指环王梗！！

you faggots buy the weirdest shit

你们这群沙雕净买些最怪的玩意儿

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>>62568423

Get fukt retard

傻逼，去死吧

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>>62568465

It’s definitely gonna start pumping again

它绝对要再拉一波

>>62568477

lol

>>62568166

give me the gold

把金条给我

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(无正文)

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>>62568423

It's the guy who has been seething about semis and claiming it would die for months now. Ugly inside ugly out.

就是那个几个月来一直喷半导体、嚷嚷着要崩盘的人。里面丑外面也丑。

>>62568465

>+30%

>No! It needs to go up at least 50% before it goes even slightly down

>不行！它得先涨至少50%才能稍微跌一点

Somewhere out there is a guy who bought pre-earnings dumping it off for a quick profit

某处有个财报前买入的家伙，正急着出手赚快钱呢

>>62568491

>>62568423

I can wait until SOXL goes to $30/share and you guys kill yourselves so we don't have to see pedo shit anymore

我等到SOXL涨到$30/股，你们这群人自杀完蛋，我们就不用再看到恋童垃圾了

>>62568493

cant you guys i dont know both not spam

你们能不能别，我也不知道，别刷屏行吗

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We had a whole two days of green, but we must resume our regular program.

我们刚有了整整两天的绿，但得回归日常节目了。

Another day, another session where Kioxia eats shit.

又一天，又是铠侠吃屎的一回。

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>>62568166

+27% YTD

It was more than double that a month ago or so but we don't talk about that

一个多月前还是现在的两倍多，但那事儿咱们不提了

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>>62568485

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>>62568166

17% YTD, i was a early oil Baggot bought in April 2025 and suffered bigly until the Iran giga pump, at least gold and silver offset me until then

年内涨了17%，我是早期抄底石油的，2025年4月买的，被伊朗那波超级拉升之前亏惨了，好在黄金白银一直给我兜底

>>62568465

>>62568492

Why the fuck couldn't they do that for sandisk

妈的他们为啥不能给sandisk也来这么一出

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>>62568509

they did? they ran it up 45% in a week before earnings and then dumped it on faggot retards that bought the top of the next leg down

人家真干了？财报前一周拉涨45%，然后直接砸盘，把追高接盘的那帮傻逼全埋进去了

Celsius bros… I thought we were due for a pump…

Celsius兄弟们……我还以为该轮到我们涨一波了……

Oil doing a little something. Someone wake up Bussyent and tell him to short it.

石油有点动静了。谁去把Bussyent叫醒，让他做空去。

>Rheinmetall

Damn and I was about to finally break even on it

操，我本来都快回本了

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>>62568514

People really thought it would be a monster beverage level juggernaut…

还真有人觉得它能成为怪兽饮料那种级别的巨头……

>that one faggot that is probably burry

>那个八成是Burry的傻逼

>>62568520

They need to get it in more stores, my local shop has it but I haven’t seen it in the big chain stores here

他们得铺更多渠道啊，我这边小店有货，但大超市连锁里一直没见过 ⥧ 有种不好的预感，我当初真该趁机会把Microjeet的仓位甩了

Getting a bad feeling that I should've taken the chance to offload my Microjeet bags.

有种不祥的预感，我当初真该抓住机会把那些Microjeet包脱手。

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quick, somebody announce a deal

快，谁赶紧宣布个并购消息

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the CELZ go wooooooo

CELZ嗖嗖往上冲

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LMT and RTX calls today

今天买LMT和RTX的看涨期权

>>62568531

KEK

>>62568533

Oldest meme award

最老梗奖

>>62568531

sorry boss best I can do today is a FUD story about wildfires

老板，我今天最多就只能发个山火的FUD故事了

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>>62568529

You can still do it today.

你今天照样可以干啊

I told you all and you didn't listen. All these months of blatant manipulation by Oily Bessent and now Shaky Warsh will make a lot of arrogant bulls suffer.

我跟你们说了你们不听。这几个月Oily Bessent明摆着在操纵市场，现在Shaky Warsh上台，要让一堆自大的多头吃大亏。

As a moral investor, I will celebrate it.

作为有道德的投资者，我要庆祝一下

SPCX dump dump begins today

SPCX今天就开跌

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>>62568543

that wti is now at 76? not to be to biased as i was a oil bull and did sell oil for a profit the only problem that a lot of new oil bulls have is that they dont understand that with a commodity like oil it can be in a acute shortage for months and be restored to capacity within months

现在WTI到76了？不是我想偏颇，我本来就是石油多头而且卖油赚过钱，问题是很多新进的石油多头不懂一个道理：像石油这种大宗商品，短期紧缺可能持续好几个月，但几个月内产能也能补回来

>>62568514

pump got delayed until q1 2027

拉升推迟到2027年一季度了

>>62568527

It's at all the big stores here in burgerland. The problem is it's for women and homosexuals.

我们这儿村里所有大超市都有货。问题是这东西是给女人和同性恋用的。

snxxbros... sold a bunch this time at least

snxxb兄弟们……这次好歹卖了一批

I'm seeing a lot of FUD in here. I just want to remind Anons that meme magic is real, if we all collectively believe the markets will be pumping green then it'll happen.

我看到这儿好多FUD。只想提醒各位Anon，梗图魔法是真实存在的，只要咱们一起相信市场会飘绿，它就真的会飘绿。

Remember Anons, wagmi

记住各位Anon，wagmi

>>62568546

wonder how many notices HR will get today after people cash out.

好奇今天多少人套现之后HR要收到多少辞职通知

>CEG pumps

>CEG暴涨

>Sell for 7% realized

>赚了7%就卖了

>NEE pumps because CEG pumped

>NEE也跟着CEG涨了

>DIS finally allowed to cum

>DIS终于允许射了

>PEP pumping because they are scared again and going to go back to divvy shit

>PEP涨是因为他们又怂了，准备滚回去搞分红那套

boss I'm making so much money investing in electricity these AI faggots said they will buy at any price, I would buy oil but that's illegal.

老板我投资电力赚疯了，这些AI傻逼说啥价都买，我也想做多石油但那是违法的

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>>62568541

But it could still hit $500...

但它还是能冲到$500的……

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AHEM

>clears throat

>清了清嗓子

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Is it possible for sndk to drop another -10% today?

sndk今天还能再跌-10%吗？

>>62568546

kek. Was up like 2% 10 minutes ago

哈哈，十分钟前还涨了2%呢

>>62568566

yes. i will inform you when it happens that it has happened

能。等真发生的时候我会通知你它已经发生了

I want to buy but only have enough to start a new position or split that money and add up into two positions

我想买，但手头钱只够开一个新仓，或者把钱拆了加到两个仓里

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>>62568563

Well why didn't you sell at 499?

那你为啥不在499的时候卖？

>nigvidia is the only semi that's up premarket

>nigvidia是盘前唯一上涨的半导体股

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>>62568364

lmao no way shkreli planet is on /smg/

笑死，不会吧，什克雷利行星居然上/smg/了

why aren't you clipping the new streams? shkreli pill is clipping all the new shit that's happening

你怎么不剪新直播？什克雷利药丸把所有新出的烂事都剪了

>>62568576

>only up because SPCX announced a deal with them

>涨只是因为SPCX宣布跟他们签了协议

grim

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>>62568573

I was waging and wasn't able to get to my screen in time. Probably should've set a limit sell.

我在盯盘没来得及看屏幕。大概该设个止损卖单的。

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>HTZ

its happening

它来了。

>>62568477

>schizo rants sweating profusely

>精神分裂式狂喷，汗流浃背

I might have to buy

我可能得买了

(无正文)

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>>62568586

fuck off bill Ackman I'm not buying your bags

滚蛋比尔·阿克曼，老子不接你的盘

>>62568593

I'm not Jewish

我不是犹太人

DOMESDAY COMES in 5 MINUTES!!! Repent sinners!!! Or burn in eternal Fire...!!!!!! Red candles are coming! Are you ready?!

末日还有5分钟就到了！！！罪人悔改吧！！！否则永火焚烧...！！！！！红蜡烛要来了！你准备好了吗？！

Just had a good nap before market opens

开盘前刚睡了个好觉

Space sex

太空性爱

>>62568602

Many BAGHOLDERS will be created and they will join the army of the DAMNED! DOOMED to hold bags...! It's regrettable....It can't be helped. Somehow, they (you) must Lyorn.

会有大批接盘侠诞生，加入被诅咒的大军！注定要扛着袋子...！可惜啊....没办法的事。总之，他们（你们）必须得熬着。

Anon, trust your intuition and your skills. Your finesse and planning will overcome any opponent. Stick to the plan. You will make it.

匿名老哥，相信你的直觉和本事。你的操作和计划能打败任何对手。坚持计划，你就能成。

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>>62568602

ready to buy

准备好买了

fast dump, then upcrab

快砸盘，然后往上爬蟹

you heard if here first

你第一个听到的

>>62568610

>smoke a bowl

>抽一碗

>wait for /SMG/ to say XYZ ticker is going to zero

>等/SMG/说某代码要归零

>buy XYZ

>买入某代码

>set sell order for +5%

>设+5%的卖单

got it

get 到了

>>62568610

I stick to the plan, I'm close to my fαm, and I'm a very emotional man

我按计划来，我离家人很近，而且我是个超感性的人

There are still Gamestop Generals. It's sad to become a bagholder. They end up joining private groups,coping, posting on reddit and twitter.

还有一堆GameStop将军。变成接盘侠真惨。他们最后进了私人群，自我安慰，在reddit和推特上发帖。

It's just sad. But they need to learn their lesson. Their arrogance must be punished. As a moral investor, what I've been seeing since Trump started bombing Iran has been utterly disgusting.

就是惨。但他们得吸取教训。他们的傲慢必须受惩罚。作为一个有道德的投资者，特朗普开始轰炸伊朗以来我看到的东西简直恶心透顶。

drew a line on my chart, if sneedisk bounces at 1144 i'm a TA genius and it stops being voodoo

我在图表上画了条线，如果sneedisk在1144反弹，我就是技术分析天才，这就不再是玄学了

>>62568613

what's upcrab?

upcrab是啥？

O CHADS KEEP WINNING

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

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>>62568602

Y tho

为啥？

>>62568612

Ready to sail down the cursed river to hell??? You will Hold BAGS!!

准备好顺着诅咒之河漂向地狱了吗？？？你会扛着袋子！！！

>>62568613

What's upcrab?

你咋样啊？

>>62568621

not much, how are you

还行，你呢

ahh red days how I missed thee fair maiden

啊红盘日，我可太想你了，亲爱的姑娘

>>62568621

up-crab

awkward upwards movement

尴尬的向上波动

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>>62568621

>>62568626

Not much baggie what's up with you?

没啥，接盘侠，你那边呢？

>>62568623

I'll check that 000

我看看那个000 ┘ 老哥我就想要便宜股票

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>>62568625

man i just want cheap stonks

老兄，我就想要点便宜的股票。

>>62568623

based

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I am now a wdc investor

我现在是wdc投资者了

Damn you yanks even my Euro stocks are getting caught in the crossfire

靠，你们美国佬，连我的欧股都遭殃了

>>62568623

Based

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HOLD THE LINE TECH BRO-AAAAAAAAACK

Why didn't anyone tell me Scott Bessent made George Soros a billionaire?

怎么没人告诉我斯科特·贝森特把乔治·索罗斯搞成亿万富翁了？

I thought Scott was a stupid retard who breathed from his mouth like all of Trump's lackeys.

我以为斯科特是个像特朗普所有走狗一样用嘴呼吸的蠢货呢。

>>62568624

Because I AM A PROPHET OF /BIZ/ you should rexognize my writing style!!!!! Everything I post is true . And nobody ever likes it. They dislike what they are afraid of and it makes me an angry WRATHFUL GOD...!!!! Im only here to WARN bagholders, those who are willing to listen, and save them from Hell. Hell is COMING!!! SCREENCAP THIS POST

因为我是/BIZ/的先知，你们该认出我的文风！！！！！我发的每句话都是真的。可没人喜欢。他们讨厌自己害怕的东西，这让我成了一个愤怒的暴怒之神...！！！！我来这里只是为了警告接盘侠，警告那些愿意听的人，把他们从地狱里救出来。地狱就要来了！！！截屏留证

ok not that bad

好吧没那么糟

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>ABSOLUTELY SMASHES EXPECTATIONS

APOLOGIZE

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Anyway

>Nasdump

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Oooh ELF pumping bigly

哦哦ELF暴涨好多

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>>62568108

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if at least one anon went to some 70 year old gypsy fortune teller for stock advice.

说实话，要是真有个匿名老哥跑去找70岁的吉普赛算命婆问股票建议，我一点都不会惊讶。

>>62568623

Based

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>>62568651

congrats post elves ITT for another 10%

恭喜帖子里的小精灵们，再来10%

lmao, baggies

哈哈，接盘侠们

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sold the labu i was holding overnight for $700 profit, bought 300 soxl @ 121.66

过夜持的labu卖了，赚了$700，顺手买了300股SOXL，121.66进的

gamesworkshop can you hurry up and fucking GO UP

gamesworkshop你能不能快点他妈涨上去

>CVX

>KO

Thank God I bought the brown liquid.

谢天谢地我买了那棕色液体

>>62568651

Game?

>>62568661

and sold it @ 126.12

然后126.12出掉了

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>>62568648

Hope it leaks into the rest of gamedev. I can see my CDPR going up already.

希望这股劲能带起来整个游戏开发板块。我都能看见我的CDPR已经在往上走了

>>62568663

>OXY 5%

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>SPY red

>SPY飘红

>dividend stocks green

>股息股飘绿

this seems to happen a lot

这情况好像挺常见的

>>62568664

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9173697

>>62568669

Damn that's good.

卧槽，真不错

>>62568108

because of the Tarot cards I re enter SOXS (had one day of red yesterday)

因为塔罗牌我又进场了SOXS（昨天就红了一天）

@ 45.52

>>62568668

new GTA6 trailer soon, load up on Take Two, it will moon

GTA6新预告快出了，囤一波Take Two，要飞天

>>62568671

>vtuber

Thanks anyways.

无论如何，谢了

>>62568676

What if they delay GTA6 again?

万一GTA6又跳票呢？

>wdc -15%

wdc跌了15%

jesus what happened

我的天，发生啥了

>>62568679

A delay would be neutral to bullish. They've already recouped the cost and turned a profit.

跳票的话也就是中性偏多。他们已经回本还赚钱了

>>62568661

>sold the labu

>卖了labu

too soon?

卖太早了吧？

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babe that could pay for your flight... come out to nice i will cover everything. when my stay here runs out i'll just move us into a 5 star hotel by the sea

宝贝那钱够你机票了……来尼斯吧，我全包。等我在这边住完，咱就搬进海边五星酒店

>>62568327

HNNNNNNGGGGGGGG WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS FUCK

My bags…

我的行李……

>big tech up

>科技巨头全在涨 ‎⟧ 哦行吧，其实也没那么糟

Oh ok actually not that bad

哦，其实还行。

>>62568645

I've been saying bessent was my boy for this exact reason as well as warsh who worked under druckenmller. Maybe too many split threads so you missed it.

我一直说bessent是我的人，就冲着这个，还有warsh，他在druckenmller手下干过。可能帖子分流太多你没看到

ORANGE NIGGER ANNIUNCE A PEACE DEAL

ACMR Q2 Earning is tommorow bwos

ACMR明天发Q2财报，兄弟们

So now is the time to buy Sandisk, correct?

所以说现在是买Sandisk的时候，对吧？

>>62568623

All of my gains are going in the wong direction.

我所有的盈利都在往反方向跑

>>62568695

Again?

>>62568657

>>62568681

why are these retards dumping so hard on good earnings

财报这么好，这些傻逼为啥砸这么狠

>>62568689

what big tech is up

哪个科技巨头在涨

it's literally just nvidia

说白了就一个英伟达

>>62568099

>CLAK

>CLAK

>CLAK

>CLAK

>CLAK

>KACHUNK

>>62568699

Yes, sad I didn’t have more money to slurp the most obvious buy of all time

是啊，真后悔没多砸钱进去吸这历史级最明显的买入机会

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oh look the V is deploying

哦看，V型反转开始启动了

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>>62568657

Kek, they got raped even harder by SNDK earnings.

Kek，他们被SNDK财报坑得更惨

GAUZ

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If MU goes green I will suck gock

美光要是翻绿，我就舔屌

>>62568699

Yes

Unless it goes below 1000 due to retards in the market calling for a 'top' because 'earnings aren't 100xing every quarter'

除非它跌破1000，因为市场那些傻逼喊“见顶”说什么“财报没每个季度翻百倍”

Then no

那样的话当我没说

NIGGERS

me wanting to brag about being 15% up already after i bought the snxx dip is the biggest sell signal ever

我想显摆买了SNXX回调后已经赚了15%，这本身他妈就是史上最强的卖出信号

this is such a tremendously gay and fake market it's insane.

这市场实在太基佬太假了，疯了

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>>62568657

Sweet Jesus. Why is this market so disconnected from fundamentals? You've got this tsunami of money, you have long term service contracts that go for years, you've got the best numbers since Nvidia was $100 a share, but AHHH NO SELL SELL SELL. Fuck.

老天爷啊。为什么这市场跟基本面脱节成这样？钱跟海啸似的涌进来，有签了好几年的长期服务合同，数据好到自英伟达$100一股以来没见过，但操他妈的还是卖卖卖。真服了

NVIDIA DO THE NEEDFUL SAVE MY SAUXHALL

Blormpf crashing out again kek

Blormpf又崩了，kek

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>>62568702

Nvidia, MSFT (500 soon), even Apple looks to be rebounding a bit

英伟达、微软（快500了），连苹果都看着有点反弹

>>62568717

"The market can stay retarded longer than you can remain based." -Keynes

“市场傻逼的时间比你坚持真理的时间还长。”——凯恩斯

>>62568717

>disconnected from fundamentals

>跟基本面脱节

wdym? The price was too high.

什么意思？价格本来就太高了

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>>62568724

>defending himself by blaming someone else

>甩锅别人来给自己辩护

Ah yes

啊，是的

>>62568715

Market makers have outright turned into highway robbers, defying all traditional metrics and their supposed market role. Instead just moving the market which way will make themselves most money. Blows my mind that there's no laws against this.

做市商直接变公路抢劫犯了，完全无视所有传统指标和他们该扮演的市场角色。只管把市场往自己能赚最多钱的方向推。我真服了居然没有法律管这个

>>62568731

I WAS A HIGHWAY MAN

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Okay if you insist I will slurp some adobe up

行吧，既然你这么说，那我就吸点Adobe

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>>62568717

only software companies get to have retarded upwards movement

只有软件公司才能享受这种傻逼式暴涨

if you're software, you can lie and bullshit and pretend the pigs can fly and investors will put down money until the table breaks in half

你要是做软件的，可以吹牛撒谎，说猪能上天，投资者照样砸钱，砸到桌子都塌了

if you're hardware, as soon as you start making money people wanna bring in "market health" and "sustainability of profit" into the conversation

你要是做硬件的，一开始赚钱，就有人跟你谈什么“市场健康”和“利润可持续性”

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everything looks like it wants to rug the fuck out

什么玩意儿看着都像要跑路割韭菜

>>62568695

He's not in charge.

他说了不算。

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>>62568648

>announced its Q1 earnings, surpassing analyst expectations despite a significant drop in Switch 2 console sales. The company reported revenue of 517.8 billion yen (approximately $3.28 billion), exceeding the market's forecast of 444.96 billion yen. Net profit reached 147.4 billion yen, well above the anticipated 78.3 billion yen.

>公布了第一季度财报，尽管Switch 2主机销量大幅下滑，仍超出分析师预期。公司营收达5178亿日元（约32.8亿美元），高于市场预测的4449.6亿日元。净利润为1474亿日元，远超预期的783亿日元。

Tendies...we are SO BACK

鸡柳们……我们回来了，彻底回来了

>>62568724

This has been a known issue for years. The US military relies too much on expensive and limited production-run weapons. The plan is always:

这问题都多少年了。美军太依赖又贵又小批量的武器。套路永远是：

>we'll buy some of this expensive smart missile/bomb, it's so good we'll only eve need a few, and when we run out, we'll buy the next version even more expensive and smarter missile/bomb

>先买点这种昂贵的智能导弹/炸弹，好到只需要备几发，打完了再买下一代更贵更智能的

t. former DoD contractor who worked on PGMs

前国防部承包商，搞过精确制导弹药

>>62568740

Is Nintendy a buy right now anon? Wtf is this 8 percent gap up? Looks like it has a lot of room to fly desu

老哥，现在任天堂值得买入吗？这8%跳空高开什么鬼？看起来还有很大上涨空间啊

>>62568712

>said the man

>这男的说的

>>62568648

Happy for our local tendie buying smiggers

替咱们本地买鸡柳的韭菜们高兴

>>62568724

quick set VIX to 0 and short oil

赶紧把VIX设成0，做空石油

bought some QQQ 0dte calls

买了点QQQ零日到期的看涨期权

i am not allowed to make it by mr. market so we're crashing today

市场先生不让我赚，所以今天得崩

>>62568743

Gamescom is later this month. Do with this information what you will.

科隆游戏展这个月底开。这信息你自己琢磨吧。

>>62568648

>>62568740

I took a small Tendie loss instead of just holding a few more weeks

我小亏了点鸡柳就走了，没多拿几周

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>>62568731

there are laws but trump doesn't want to enforce them.

法律是有的，但特朗普不想执行。

>order 12 piece baked sushi (6 tuna 6 salmon) for breakfast

>早餐点了12块烤寿司（6块金枪鱼6块三文鱼）

>it's literally 100% rice

>结果100%全是米饭

>no fish at all

>一块鱼都没有

the economy is collapsing

经济要崩了

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>>62568724

>1300 missiles

>1300枚导弹

wtf?

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>>62568752

Eating out is a total fucking scam these days. I never go out anymore. Also

现在出去吃饭纯纯就是挨宰。我再也不去了。另外

>sushi for breakfast

>早餐吃寿司

>>62568728

price is too high is not a fundamental, it's a subjective opinion that looks more and more retarded the higher earnings rise while valuations fall.

“价格太高”不是基本面，是主观看法，利润一路上涨估值一路走低的时候，这话看着越来越蠢。

This is also a simple theory right here but chinese shit is still banned in the US (and maybe the market will be forced to pump once trump confrims this).

还有个简单的理论，但中国货在美国还是被禁的（也许特朗普确认这事之后市场会被迫拉一波）。

But if all hdds, ssds, ram, nand, gpus etc, are sold out for 2-3 years now, even if the ai cycle ends the consumer is still begging for anything in his grimy hands so the idea the profits will COLLAPSE is retarded- there's no stock, the stock would immediately be bought by consumers. It would take 6 years to go back to 2023 lows.

但要是所有机械硬盘、固态、内存、闪存、显卡之类的都断货两三年了，就算AI周期结束，消费者还是跪求手里能有点货，所以“利润要崩”这想法纯属脑残——没库存，消费者立刻抢光。要跌回2023年低点得用六年。

I regret panic selling

我后悔恐慌性抛售了

Fourth time in a row

连续第四次了

>>62568752

>it's literally 100% rice

>结果100%全是米饭

That's literally scam. you should get your money back

这纯属诈骗。你应该把钱要回来

>>62568752

>baked sushi

>烤寿司

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>>62568758

It will go lower

还会更低

panic sellers give me the ick

恐慌抛售的人让我浑身不适

>>62568737

But the software cunts don't make money anyway, pltr up 2 billion in earnings and more valuable than wdc. What is a software company anyway? Apple makes iphones and ipads, that's hardware. They call it a software company when it makes hardware. Shit is so disconnected words have no meaning except whatever I want them to mean if I'm a billion dollar hedge fund manager bullshitting dumb goyim.

可那些软件公司反正也不赚钱，pltr盈利涨了20亿，市值比wdc还高。软件公司到底算个啥？苹果造iPhone和iPad，那是硬件。他们造硬件的时候却管自己叫软件公司。这世界脱节到词汇毫无意义，只要我是手握十亿的对冲基金经理，糊弄那帮傻老外，词义全凭我一张嘴。

Houthis will announce full scale naval embargo in 25 minutes, markets will shit the bed then V swiftly this afternoon.

胡塞武装25分钟后宣布全面海上封锁，市场会吓得拉裤子里，然后今天下午V型反转。

Yee hath been warned.

尔等已被警告过了。

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I will not sell my SOXL

我不卖SOXL。

>>62568724

>boomers physically unable to understand why deindustrialization is a bad idea while using up our stockpiles of industrial goods (weapons)

>婴儿潮一代一边消耗我们的工业品库存（武器），一边死活理解不了去工业化是馊主意。

I will sell my SOXL

我要卖SOXL。

>>62568761

This is such a good movie. Most normies don't understand it but spend enough time shitposting on /smg/ and you'll realize how unbelievably retarded your average fund manager really is.

这电影真不错。一般老百姓看不懂，但你在/smg/版块蹲久了发发癫帖，你就会发现那些基金经理平均有多离谱的蠢。

I will neither buy nor sell SOXL

我既不买也不卖SOXL。

I once again give you my final announcement. It's OVER!!!! Sell if you want to save yourself

我再一次给你们最后的宣告。完了！！！想自救就赶紧卖！

>>62568771

Tards tarding tards out there. And they have all the money!

一群憨憨在外面憨来憨去。而且钱全在他们手里！

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I will be buying SOXL today (IDK what it is though)

我今天要买SOXL（虽然我不知道那是啥）。

BUY SOXS

Presto chango!

变戏法！

Semiconductors are now valuable assets again.

半导体重新变成值钱资产了。

Good luck out there adventurer!

冒险家们，祝好运！

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>>62568706

>>62568711

Yeah I grabbed a few shares, seems like a no-brainer.

是啊我搞了几股，感觉闭眼买。 ⟦ 全都要红。

All will red

一切都会红。

Stop to buy

别买了。

>tfw I got distracted and didn't buy MUU before market open

>想到开盘前我走神了没买MUU就难受。

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>>62568780

i saw a magician while I was on vacation, he was pretty good

我度假时看到一个魔术师，挺有两下子的。

i dont think were going to 80 spixxers, volume is already at 100m

我觉得到不了80个spixxers，成交量已经1个亿了。

>>62568752

>It also implied something policy-relevant: if real wages need to fall to restore employment, it's far easier to achieve that through a bit of inflation (which workers tolerate) than through nominal wage cuts (which they'll fight to the death). This is one reason economists later argued for positive inflation targets — modest inflation "greases the wheels" of labor market adjustment.

>这也暗示了一个政策相关的问题：如果实际工资需要下降来恢复就业，通过一点通胀（工人能忍）来实现远比名义工资削减（工人会拼命反抗）容易得多。这就是后来经济学家主张正通胀目标的原因之一——适度的通胀给劳动力市场调整"上了润滑剂"。

>So the fairest summary is: Keynes didn't say workers only care about nominal wages out of confusion.

>所以最公允的总结是：凯恩斯并没有说工人只在乎名义工资是因为糊涂。

>"but the people are tetarded"

>"但人民就是脑残"

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rocket lab sisters

rocket lab姐妹们。

we are exiting the atmosphere

我们正在冲出大气层。

rocket labs completely diverging from spacex

rocket labs彻底和spacex分道扬镳了。

>>62568790

This will be my second time taking the ride up. Hopped off at 120 last time.

这是我第二次搭上这趟车。上次120就跳车了。

I would like to take this opportunity to be greatful for the allmight and wise market markers for allowing me to sell CEG at 276 and rebuy it at 263 5 minutes later just for them to pump it again.

我想借此机会感谢全知全能的做市商大爷们，让我276卖掉CEG，5分钟后263买回来，然后他们又帮我拉上去。

very efficient markets. so efficient that you get to pump and dump twice in an hour for the same earnings data!

市场真是高效啊。高效到同一个财报数据一小时内能让你做两次拉高出货！

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>>62568797

>>62568797

>>62568797

>>62568784

based. Illusions are one of my fav things

看对了。魔术是我最爱的东西之一。

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>>62568796

im holding rocket lab long term

我长期持有rocket lab。

love the business

喜欢这生意。

>>62568788

forget about that darling, let me take you to a nice seafood restaurant and you can have all the crab you want. the only thing you'll need to worry about is the weather and you won't have to read a price tag ever again

别想那些了亲爱的，我带你去一家高级海鲜餐厅，螃蟹你想吃多少吃多少。你唯一需要担心的就是天气，从此再也不用看价格标签。

>>62568724

...why are people pretending like we cant build missiles?

……为什么大家都假装我们造不了导弹？

>ROOT

>>62568849

It's not that we can't, it's that we won't. Every weapons acquisition team in the DOD wants new missiles and bombs, so they fund companies to design and build more advanced versions. But making them even smarter is hard, especially when you have to rely only on American produced electronics. So, al ot of the new systems end up in development hell and behind schedule. Meanwhile, the old production lines get shut down. In theory, yes they can reactivate the old lines, but that's not a simple matter. The whole acquisition system is very screwed up.

不是造不了，是不想造。国防部每个武器采购团队都想要新型导弹和炸弹，所以他们资助公司去设计和制造更先进的版本。但让它们更智能化很难，尤其是只能依赖美国本土生产的电子元件时。结果很多新系统陷入开发泥潭，进度一拖再拖。与此同时，旧的生产线被关停。理论上说，旧线确实可以重启，但没那么简单。整个采购系统乱得很。

time for soxl?

该买soxl了？

Why isn't the Yahoo Finance app working properly today? Is anyone else having this issue?

为什么今天Yahoo财经app用不了？有人也遇到这问题吗？

>>62568761

>Scientist

>Nobody has ever asked me to repeat something in plain English

>从没有人让我用大白话再解释一遍

That's either a Hollywood only trope or I just haven't been around enough retards.

这要么是好莱坞才有的桥段，要么就是我没碰到过够蠢的人。