successful author and businessman or a con man scammer?
是成功的作家兼商人，还是骗子兼诈骗犯？
是成功的作家兼商人，还是骗子兼诈骗犯？
successful author and businessman or a con man scammer?
是成功的作家兼商人，还是骗子兼诈骗犯？
>>62518016
the debt is backed by real estate assets anon
这笔债务是由房地产资产担保的，匿名网友
>>62518055
if its that simple why dont everybody do it?
如果这么简单，为什么大家都不这么做？
>>62518016
If you can convince banks to give you 1.2 billion, you're successful. You can go ahead and try it yourself
你能说服银行借给你12亿，你就是成功的。你可以自己去试试
>>62518016
>successful
>成功
M2 goes up.
M2增加。
Inflation goes up.
通胀上升。
Prices go up.
物价上涨。
Just buy and hold.
买入并持有。
Genius!
天才！
>>62518151
>If you can convince banks to give you 1.2 billion
>如果你能说服银行借给你12亿
If you owe a bank 1.2 million, you have a problem.
如果你欠银行120万，你有麻烦。
If you owe the back 1.2 billion, the bank has a problem.
如果你欠银行120亿，银行有麻烦。
Get 1.2 bn from a bank man
去搞12亿银行贷款啊老兄
1% change in that portfolio and we are set for life.
那个投资组合只要波动1%，我们就这辈子都不用愁了。
Then again, it's only his talk. Might be true might not be
不过话说回来，那只是他嘴上说说。也许是真的，也许不是
>>62518119
Everybody does do it
大家都这么干
>>62518266
>Take a 1.2 billion loan from bank
>从银行贷12亿
>Immediately put it all into a (minimum 1% yield) savings account 1 day before interest payout begins
>在利息开始计算的前一天，立刻把这笔钱全存进（年化至少1%）的储蓄账户里
>Receive $12 Million in interest, give back the 1.2 billions
>拿到1200万的利息，然后还清12亿的本金
>Plan this to all be done within 1 week
>计划在一周内搞定这一切
>Repeat again next year
>明年重复操作
Is this a good plan?
这是个靠谱的计划吗？
>>62519758
Infinite money glitch.
无限金钱漏洞。
>>62518016
Both if youre willing to count his scamming as a business
只要你愿意把骗局也算作一种商业模式的话
>>62519758
Ah yes, just find a bank that pays the interest for the entire year on an ex date instead of tallying daily.
啊对，只要找到一家不按日计息、而是按除息日支付全年利息的银行就行了。
>>62519758
can somebody refute this or im doing it
谁能反驳这个，不然我就去干了
>>62519810
Do it. As long as you have your mom co-sign they'll loan you 1 billion dollars.
去干吧。只要你让你老妈做共同借款人，他们就会借给你10亿美元。
>>62519758
Borrow $1k from the bank and try to do it with that and see if it works.
先从银行借1000美元试试，看看能不能行。
>>62519781
>instead of tallying daily.
>不按日计息。
That was my first road block.
这就是我的第一个拦路虎。
Experimenting with a bank that pays out interest every 3 months.
正在测试一家每季度支付一次利息的银行。
Have heard about some loans that don't charge interest until after 6 months for a 3k loan
听说有些3000美元的贷款，前6个月免息
So for example: Take the 3k loan in December put it into the the target bank savings account before Jan 1 and leave it in there until April 1 (1st Payout date).
所以比如：12月借3000美元，在1月1日之前存入目标银行的储蓄账户，一直待到4月1日（第一个派息日）。
Pay the minimum payments of the loan during that 4 month period.
在这4个月期间只还贷款的最低还款额。
And after the first savings interest pay out just give the remaining 3k back to the loaner Before the 6 month interest free period is up.
拿到第一笔储蓄利息后，在6个月免息期结束之前，把剩余的3000美元还给贷款方。
It won't be much, but free money is free money.
钱不会很多，但白拿的钱就是白拿的。
It shouldn't be illegal either.
这应该也不违法吧。
Just requires the will power to not touch the money at all for any reason.
只需要有不管任何情况都绝不碰这笔钱的意志力。
>>62518016
Hyperleveraged moron who needs to slurp 10k off random Wojaks to stay afloat.
高杠杆的蠢货，靠从随机Wojak身上榨取1万美元来维持生存。
His first business is real state (not doing so great if he's that desperate), his second business is information arbitrage for ridiculous amounts.
他的第一笔生意是房地产（如果他这么绝望的话说明做得不怎么好），第二笔生意是巨额信息套利。
>>62520035
Wait...that wasnt a shitpost? Holy fuc youre retarded
等等...这不是个抖机灵帖子？天啊你真是个蠢货
>>62519758
Good plan. Go try it
好计划。去试试啊
>>62520227
>>62520412
I made $13.63
我赚了13.63美元
Now If i could've gotten a $500,000 interest-free loan instead of $500, I would have had $13,630.
如果我能拿到50万美元的免息贷款而不是500美元，我就赚了13,630美元。
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