Started doing #2 out on some sunny asphalt and the shit dries up hard in just a few days. I run it through a grinder, put it bags and sell it as premium fertilizer.

我开始在户外晴天沥青上拉屎，几天后那坨就干硬了。我用研磨机磨碎、装袋，当作高级肥料出售。

It might smell like shit to you, but plants love it!

对你来说它闻着像屎，但植物爱死了！