Should breakfast be in a burrito?

早餐就该塞进卷饼里吗？

Of course not. It should be in my mouth...

当然不是。它应该进我嘴里……

I made a breakfast burrito today. The best thing about it was how easily and effortlessly it slid into my mouth. Minimum effort, maximum pleasure...

今天做了个早餐卷饼。最妙的是它能毫不费力地滑进我嘴里。最少的力气，最大的享受……

I had some eggs, diced up a sausage patty, threw in some cheese. When it was all cooked up, I spread onto a flour tortilla and attempted to roll it up. The side split out almost instantly, because I packed it so full. I tried splitting the mix into two burritos so they'd be much smaller but then they ended up looking like two egg rolls...

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