I can't believe I ate the whole thing...

When I was out at the Italian market today, I saw that they had the most gorgeous jumbo-sized oatmeal cream pie cookies! They were too decadent but they looked amazing! I had to have them!

今天我去意大利市场时，我看到他们有最漂亮的大号燕麦奶油派饼干！他们太颓废了，但他们看起来棒极了！我必须拥有它们！

There's just something so lovely about the soft oatmeal cookie guarding that delicious white creamy frosting in the middle! It's like a Whoopie Pie, but better!

柔软的燕麦饼干在中间保护着美味的白色奶油糖霜，真是太可爱了！它就像百日咳派，但更好！

I ate the whole thing! I was surprised I did, I usually could only manage about half, but it was just so delicious!

我把东西全吃了！我很惊讶我做到了，我通常只能吃到一半，但它真的太美味了！

I'm not at all surprised that you're this stupid that your only idea is to STEAL my content.

对于你如此愚蠢以至于你唯一的想法就是窃取我的内容，我一点也不感到惊讶。

Oatmeal Cream Pie

燕麦奶油派

I love soft cookies. Crunchy cookies? No. Biscotti? Hard pass. Croutons? Absolutely not.

我喜欢软饼干。脆饼干？不，比斯科蒂？艰难的通过。油煎面包块？绝对不是。

So when I saw jumbo oatmeal cream pies at the Italian market, I had to buy them. One cookie is huge—cut it into quarters and you've got four servings. The soft oatmeal cookie with the creamy filling is perfect. It's like a whoopie pie, but better.

所以当我在意大利市场看到巨型燕麦奶油派时，我不得不买下来。一块饼干很大——把它切成四份，你就得到了四份。柔软的燕麦饼干配上奶油馅儿是完美的。这就像百日咳派，但更好。

I thought about dipping it in milk, but it would probably fall apart. Also, I'm out of milk. I saw Orange Creme milk at the store today—new to me—but I wasn't in the mood.

我想过把它浸入牛奶中，但它可能会散开。还有，我的奶没了。今天我在商店看到了橙奶油牛奶——对我来说是新的——但我没有心情。

Maybe next time.

下一次吧。

What you wrote was stupid. It sounds like a bad advertisement for Sunny-D...

你写的东西很愚蠢。这听起来像是 Sunny-D 的一个糟糕的广告……

"Yo, mom got Sunny-D! Yooo!"

“哟，妈妈得到了 Sunny-D！哟！”

You're illiterate and your dependency on cliche proves that you have no editorial ability.

你是文盲，你对陈词滥调的依赖证明你没有编辑能力。

NEXT!

But he's definitely not flattering you.

但他绝对不是在奉承你。

He's mocking you and your obvious mental handicaps

他在嘲笑你和你明显的心理障碍

Phatté

And you just proved it.

而你刚刚证明了这一点。

Why are you this stupid? How many times did your mom drop you on your head as a child. I bet it was a lot. I bet it was on purpose.

你怎么这么傻？当你还是个孩子的时候，你妈妈有多少次把你摔在头上。我敢打赌一定很多。我敢打赌这是故意的。

Your OCD is hilarious but its a YOU problem not a "we" problem.

你的强迫症很搞笑，但这是你的问题而不是“我们”的问题。