The farm stand doesnt let us touch the produce &

you also can't touch the bread.

面包也不让碰。

Sometimes I sneak a touch when they are not looking.

有时候他们不注意我就偷偷摸一下。

They have no touching signs.

他们挂着"禁止触摸"的牌子。

produce and the owner buys inventory at retail and adds 30-50% markup on top as if one is to believe his dozen eggs from golden hens are worth $10 a pop. He'll give you a discount on celery that is going bad and then charge $3.99 a pound for potatoes on the same order. His shop is largely empty since most people have real food budgets.

农产品，而且老板按零售价进货再往上加30-50%的价，好像真有人信他那打鸡蛋是金鸡下的值10美元。他会给你打折卖快坏了的芹菜，同一单里土豆却收你3.99美元一磅。他的店基本空空如也，因为大多数人买菜有实际预算。

I only shop at the Farm Stand when all other options cease to exist.

只有所有其他选择都没了，我才去那家农场摊位。

And don't return, idiot

而且别回去，傻逼