Or, go ahead and laugh. Even I laugh.
或者,尽管笑。连我自己都忍不住笑。
As far as junk food goes, nothing beats a good ballpark style hot dog. In recent years, when I've strayed down that path, I've taken to just having a dog with pickle relish and nothing else. I use only the spiced dogs that have a lot of flavor.
说到垃圾食品,没什么比得上那种大球场风格的热狗。近年来,当我偶尔吃点这种垃圾食品时,我就只吃抹了酸黄瓜酱的热狗,什么都不加。我只用那种风味浓郁的特制香肠。
Maybe not so weird, right?
可能没那么奇怪,对吧?
Here's where I deviate. I decided one day to take one of those spiced dogs and put nothing on it but blackberry jam. The good jam, made by the Amish.
但我开始不一样了。有一天我决定拿一根那种特制热狗,什么都不加,只涂黑莓果酱。用的是好人做的果酱,阿门教派生产的。
Because it sounded good. Turns out it was delicious!
因为听起来不错。结果还真好吃!