「等我把这版本回滚」——一场产品上线引发的通宵大戏 🚀
大声读出来,把加粗的短语记下来,下次赶项目、赶deadline的时候直接照搬。
We're rolling out Friday.
星期五就上线,定了。
Even with the login bug still open?
那个登录的bug都还没修呢?
I mean, it's not perfect, but we can patch it live.
我是说,虽然不完美,但咱可以边上线边修啊。
That's not really how patching works.
修bug可不是这么个修法。
The client's already expecting it Friday.
客户那边已经等着周五上线了。
Wait, since when is the client already expecting it?
等等,客户什么时候开始等着这个了?
I told them it's live tomorrow morning, actually.
其实……我跟他们说明天早上就能上线了。
Wait, it's live already? Since when?
等等,已经上线了?什么时候的事?
Not live-live. Just, like, live for the demo.
也不算真上线,就是……演示的时候能用。
Honestly, I just don't want my name on this if it breaks.
说实话,这要是出问题,我可不想担这个责任。
Great. No pressure then, right?
挺好,那我一点压力都没有,是吧?
Can you give me an hour first?
能先给我一个小时吗?
ok pushing it to 10% now, if login breaks again im rolling it straight back
行 现在推到10% 要是登录又出问题我直接回滚
Check the staging server now.
现在去查一下测试服务器。
What if we just roll it out to, like, five percent of users instead...?
要不咱就先……推给百分之五的用户试试?
Okay, it's live. Ten percent rollout.
好了,上线了。先放百分之十。
So if the client hits that same error tomorrow, that's it, that's literally the whole demo.
所以明天客户要是又碰上那个错误,那就完了,演示直接就毁了。
Should we maybe just wait till Monday, or is that not even an option anymore?
咱是不是该等到周一啊,还是说……这个选项都没了?
Yeah, something's broken — give me a sec.
对,出问题了——等我一下。
dashboard's basically on fire rn, numbers are all red
后台基本已经炸了 数字全红了
To be fair, the bug's pretty minor, it's just the login flow.
平心而论,这bug不算大,就是登录那一块。
We rolled back the update.
我们把更新回滚了。
I guess we're doing this whether I like it or not.
反正不管我愿不愿意,这事儿都得干了。
What if we just— no, what if we roll it back right before the demo instead?
要不咱就——不对,要不在演示前直接把它回滚了?
Demo's in an hour.
演示一小时后开始。
Kinda nervous about this one, not looking forward to the fallout.
这次是真有点紧张,不太敢想后续会怎样。
It worked. Barely, but it worked.
成了。勉强吧,但确实成了。
Alright, I'm rolling out — this whole night broke my brain.
行了,我该撤了——这一整晚真的把我脑子熬没了。