「我可能就是想有人拦着我」投资冲动这一课 💸
Don't Rush Into Investing
读一遍原文,把高亮的短语抄下来跟读,能带着情绪读出来最好。
Okay so my coworker put me onto this thing, and I think it's actually legit.
我跟你说,我同事跟我推荐了个东西,我觉得应该是真的靠谱。
Wait, what thing?
等等,什么东西?
hear me out — it's this new token, it's already up 40% this week
你先听我说——就一个新币,这周已经涨了40%了
How much are you thinking?
你打算投多少?
Honestly I was thinking like two grand, just to start small.
说实话我想着先投个两千,就当试试水。
Two grand isn't small, Kevin.
两千一点都不小好吗,Kevin。
Yeah no, that's a lot of money for a coworker's tip.
是啊,就凭同事一句话就投这么多钱,有点太多了吧。
I mean he showed me his portfolio and it's up like crazy and I just — it felt real, you know?
他把他的持仓给我看了,涨得离谱,我当时就觉得——这好像是真的,你懂吗?
Did you actually read anything about it?
你有没有真的去查过资料?
Not really, I just kinda trust the vibe, which I know sounds bad.
没怎么查,我就是感觉对就信了,我知道这样说很离谱。
What if it drops though—
万一它跌了呢——
Wait, can I get in too? I'm down for like fifty bucks.
等等,我也能一起投吗?我出个五十块吧。
You don't even have fifty bucks, Deshawn.
你都没有五十块吧,Deshawn。
I mean — okay I have forty, but payday's Friday, so technically—
我是说——好吧我有四十,但周五才发工资,所以严格来说——
That's not how investing works, my guy.
投资不是这么玩的,兄弟。
Just wait for payday.
你就等发工资吧。
I did this exact thing two years ago with some coin my cousin swore by.
我两年前也干过一模一样的事,我表哥当时特别信的一个币。
What happened?
后来怎么样了?
lost like eight hundred bucks and had to eat instant noodles for a month, it was not it
亏了差不多八百块,吃了一个月泡面,反正就是很不体面
Oh no, Priya, that's rough.
哎呀Priya,这也太惨了。
Can you send me the article you read after?
你能把你后来看的那篇文章发我吗?
If I'd just put that money in an index fund, I'd probably have more by now.
我要是当初把那钱买了指数基金,现在估计还多点呢。
Can we at least look at this together before you send anything?
你能不能先别转钱,咱俩一起看一眼再说?
wait, are you gonna actually wait, or are you just saying that to—
等等,你是真的会等,还是就随口说说糊弄我一下——
Yeah, okay.
嗯,好吧。
What if we just put in like a hundred instead of two grand?
要不咱先投个一百试试,别一下子两千?
Not gonna lie, I think I just — I dunno, maybe I wanted someone to tell me it was a bad idea.
说真的,我可能就是——我也说不清,大概就是想有个人跟我说这事不靠谱。
I guess that's what friends are for, huh?
这大概就是朋友的意义吧,是不是?