大声读出来,把带黄色高亮的短语偷走,每一句都是某个人在某个瞬间真的会说的话。
It's 4:52. Seriously?
这都四点五十二了?认真的?
Hey, so, kinda last-minute, but can you take a look at this deck before you head out?
嗨,那个,有点临时哈,你走之前能帮我看一眼这个deck吗?
Yeah, no, totally. Let me just— actually, it's fine. I've got no plans anyway.
行,没事,当然可以。我先……算了,没关系。反正我也没安排。
You're the best, Maya. Thanks!
你最靠谱了,Maya。谢啦!
I'm actually speechless. He wrote "no rush." At ten to five. Who does that?
我真的无语了。他还写"不急"。五点差十分发的。谁干得出这种事?
What am I even doing here?
我到底在这儿干嘛呢?
ok update. still at my desk. devon said "you're the best" and i just. hhh. i have nothing.
汇报一下:我还坐在工位上。Devon 说"你最靠谱了",我就……呃。彻底没词了。
Wait, is this the same guy who made you redo everything last month? Oh my god.
等下,这不就是上个月让你全部重做的那个人吗?天哪。
Same guy. Same everything.
还是他。老样子。
Honestly? You should push back once. Just once. See what happens.
说真的,你该怼他一次。就一次,看看会怎样。
If I said no, he'd probably faint.
我要是敢说不,他估计能当场晕过去。
Wait, is that pan still sitting in the sink? It's Wednesday, Jordan.
等下,那口锅还泡在水池里?今天周三了,Jordan。
Oh, that— yeah, no, I was gonna do it. Right after this episode. I swear.
哦那个——对对,我本来想洗的。看完这集就洗,真的。
You said that yesterday.
你昨天也这么说的。
Okay, yeah, fair. That's on me. I should've just washed it.
行,这个我认。怪我,早该洗了。
If I left a note on it, would that be passive-aggressive… or just, like, honest?
我要是在锅上贴张便利贴,算不算……阴阳怪气啊?还是就,挺坦诚的?
Leave the pan. Seriously, I've got it.
锅别管了。真的,我来。
Forty minutes. And this hold music is somehow making it worse.
四十分钟了。这个等待音乐还偏偏让人更火大。
Wait, you're still on hold?
等下,你还在等啊?
Yes. Still. Transferred three times, and every person's like, "oh, that's not my department." So whose is it?
还在。转了三次,每个人都来一句"哦,这不归我管"。那到底归谁啊?
Wait, hold on. Are you seriously putting me back on hold?
等下等下。你是认真的?又把我扔回等待队列?
It hung up. It just— it hung up on me. I can't even.
挂了。它就……直接给我挂了。我真的无语了。
Okay so, my date last night? He showed up twenty minutes late and didn't even say sorry.
好,我昨晚那个约会?他迟到了二十分钟,连句对不起都没有。
Wait, not even a text…?
等等,连条消息都没发……?
Nope. Then he was glued to his phone the whole time. Fantasy football. On a first date.
没有。然后他全程盯着手机,在看他那个梦幻橄榄球联赛。第一次约会啊。
Oh my god, no.
天哪,不会吧。
So I'm sitting there like, do I say something? Do I just— no. I'm not his mom.
我当时就坐那儿想,我要不要说点啥?我要不就……算了。我又不是他妈。
Yeah, I'd have walked out, probably. Or stayed and been polite. Classic me.
我大概会直接走人吧。或者……留下来还礼貌微笑。我就是这种人。