Drudge Report Rundown Part 42

> 8/6/2026

Trump has a NEW hair color!

特朗普换了新发色！

At least 5 dead in Cargo crash in Miami.

迈阿密货运坠机至少 5 死。

> https://apnews.com/article/amazon-cargo-plane-miami-airport-47411c751782887757922efa5f634aa5

Trump is now BRUNETTE!

特朗普现在是深棕发！

> https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/trump-debuts-new-darker-hair-2011516

Still the same old Trump though - Manic posting spree!

不过还是老特朗普——狂躁发帖大爆发！

> https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-rebrands-state-bonkers-posting-215536259.html

Where’s that MAGA spirit?!: Republicans see no escape

MAGA 精神呢？！：共和党人看不到出路

> https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/06/us/politics/trump-miderm-elections-republicans.html?unlocked_article_code=1._FA.DGVc.-jHYsNvudYt7&smid=url-share

Diesel prices soar 60%

柴油价格暴涨 60%

> https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/04/diesel-price-record-high-ukraine-iran-inflation.html

Xi all over the place promoting China as a stable alternative to USA

习满世界推广中国作为美国的稳定替代选项

> https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/09/06/rare-flurry-trips-xi-pitches-china-stable-alternative-us-under-trump/

Algorithm Riddance: New Australian law lets Australians op out of Social Network8ng

算法保佑：澳大利亚新法律允许澳人退出社交网络

> https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/australians-could-opt-social-media-000332289.html

Iran promises retaliation against Trump…

伊朗誓言对特朗普报复……

> https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/iran-threatens-greater-force-us-122912348.html

Hormuz traffic dips (Red Text)

霍尔木兹通行量下滑（红字）

> https://www.arabnews.pk/middle-east/hormuz-traffic-dips-to-lowest-since-may-after-us-iranian-strikes-on-ships-3000478

Oil jumps higher in Labor Day trade…

劳动节交易中油价再涨……

> https://finance.yahoo.com/energy/articles/oil-extends-gains-us-iran-001532615.html

Hegseth pushes his polygraph tests

赫格塞斯力推他的测谎仪测试

> https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/us/politics/pentagon-staff-polygraph-tests.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-1A.EX4B.0pbX9TRqaJM9&smid=url-share

Inside battle to save pioneering general from Pete’s Purge

拯救先驱将军免遭皮特清洗的内幕之战

> https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/06/us/politics/hegseth-army-general-donahue.html?unlocked_article_code=1._FA.NJnY.3G2oo2oRF6A1&smid=url-share

American Muslims giving Texas bbq Halal makeover

美国穆斯林给德州烧烤做清真改造

> https://www.npr.org/nx-s1-5927184

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/news/1788745921246502.jpg

>>1534725

> 8/7/2026

Hooray for Autumn coming!

秋天的欢呼！

Fuel prices hit a Labor Day record…

油价创劳动节纪录……

> https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/07/gas-prices-labor-day-record-high-road-trip.html

Exasperation…: Oil prices hit 100$ again…

无奈……：油价再次破 100 美元……

> https://finance.yahoo.com/energy/articles/oil-surges-toward-100-iran-224625219.html

Saudi refinery hit byHouthis…

胡塞武装袭击沙特炼油厂……

> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/oil-prices-hit-near-seven-week-highs-before-edging-lower-as-iran-plans-to-increase-control-of-hormuz-5070167c

MAGA Midterms Convention risk…

MAGA 中期大会的风险……

> https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/07/republican-midterm-convention-trump

“Trumpapalooza” backfire?

“特朗普大狂欢”反噬？

> https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/07/republican-midterm-convention-trump

Free Tix: Race to Fill…

免费门票：抢座大战……

> https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/ar-AA2bJPDb

It’s as if they’re Illegals or something?!?: Citizens forced to carry papers…

好像他们是非法移民似的！？！：民众被迫随身带证件……

> https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/gop-convention-forces-dallas-citizens-194349391.html

Same old Trump, though!: Manic posting spree…

不过还是老特朗普！：狂躁发帖大爆发……

> https://www.mediaite.com/online/trumps-jaw-dropping-labor-day-weekend-posting-blitz-sends-social-media-into-a-spin-25th-amendment-now/

Now we’re talking!: The U.N. admits A.I. poses an existential risk to all of Humanity!

现在才是正题！：联合国承认 AI 对全人类构成生存风险！

> https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/ai-could-pose-existential-risk-085112461.html

Happy Labor Day, America!: American workers are getting the smallest slice of the pie on record…

劳动节快乐，美国！：美国工人分到的蛋糕份额创历史新低……

> https://archive.is/xsfPf

Some commute from Mexico to avoid Trump’s cost-of-living crisis (Red Text)

有人从墨西哥通勤上班，以躲避特朗普的生活成本危机（红字）

> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/09/07/laredo-texas-ammericans-commute-from-mexico/

Groceries (Donald Trump’s favorite word…) getting more dangerous.

食品杂货（特朗普最爱说的词……）越来越危险。

> https://www.axios.com/2026/09/07/food-safety-concerns-grocery-inflation

ICE crackdown laid bare at Venice festival documentary…

ICE 铁腕行动在威尼斯电影节纪录片中被揭……

> https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/other/ice-crackdown-laid-bare-at-venice-festival-documentary/ar-AA2bKlve

>>1534903

> 8/8/2026

Iran says it captured US drone in Strait of Hormuz…

伊朗称在霍尔木兹海峡俘获美国无人机……

> https://opindia.com/news-updates/us-submarine-captured-iran-irgc-intercepted-advanced-unmanned-vessel-near-strait-of-hormuz/

New strikes on Khartoum Island…

哈尔克岛再遭打击……

> https://www.express.co.uk/news/2246791

Oil tankers targeted…

油轮成为目标……

> https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-908005

Tehran warns people to evacuate the Middle East itself…

德黑兰警告民众撤离中东本身……

> https://www.express.co.uk/news/2246797

Undisclosed attacks on US Navy…

美海军遭未公布袭击……

> https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/iran-launched-undisclosed-second-wave-of-attacks-on-u-s-navy-ships-560f31a1

New York Post says Jimmy Kimmel contract not renewed and the show will not pass 2027.

《纽约邮报》称 Jimmy Kimmel 合同未续，节目撑不过 2027。

> https://pagesix.com/2026/09/08/entertainment/jimmy-kimmels-late-night-show-set-to-end-after-next-season-after-24-years/

Trump claims yet another scalp…

特朗普又拿下一个人头……

> https://pagesix.com/2026/09/08/entertainment/jimmy-kimmels-late-night-show-set-to-end-after-next-season-after-24-years/

Fox squeezed by Trump’s DOJ?!?

福克斯被特朗普的司法部挤兑！？

> https://www.semafor.com/article/09/08/2026/justice-department-to-take-a-closer-look-at-foxs-22-billion-roku-deal

New 9/11 data reveals toxic air death killed double the amount of locals to the terrorist attack.

新 9/11 数据显示：毒空气致死人数是恐袭当地死难者的两倍。

> https://www.the-sun.com/news/16969131

City failed to disclose what it knew on Toxic Air…

市政府未披露其掌握的毒空气信息……

> https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/ny-failed-disclose-knew-toxic-170224909.html

Mamdani releases 170,000 documents about September 11th.

马姆达尼公布 17 万份关于 9 月 11 日的文件。

> https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/mamdani-releases-170000-pages-new-2015632

What’s going on with the nation’s food chain (Trump)…

国家食品链（特朗普）怎么了……

> https://www.axios.com/2026/09/07/food-safety-concerns-grocery-inflation

MAHA: Trump Administration destabilizing food health system…..

MAHA：特朗普政府正在动摇食品安全体系……

> https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/09/food-safety-crisis-trump-cyclospora/688495/

WARNING: Look out for Cream Cheese!

警告：小心奶油奶酪！

> https://www.the-sun.com/news/16964309

funny...it's only the blue haired libtards who seem to care about his brown hair.

好笑……在乎他棕色头发的似乎只有蓝发自由脑残。

shut the fuck up and stop bumping your shitty editorial thread

闭嘴吧，别再顶你那个烂社论帖了

>>1535049

why are you here if you don't want to be? dipshit

不想待你为什么在这儿，蠢货

>>1535047

His hair used to be Golden…..

他的头发曾经是金色的……

>>1535057

The thread passed Bump Limit on the main board (although you can still bump the thread in the Catalog…)

主板的这个帖子已过顶帖上限（不过你仍然可以在目录里顶它……）

>>1535046

> 9/9/2026

Whoops, I kept on calling it August - My bad.

哎呀，我一直说成八月——我的错。

Emergency inflatable slide popped out of Qatar One by accident.

应急充气滑梯不小心从“卡塔尔一号”上弹出来了。

> https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/trump-airforce-one-emergency-slide-37645497

Oops - Military Aide accident.

哎呀——军事随从事故。

> https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/us/politics/emergency-slide-air-force-one-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1._1A.fNrk.ZZa1AGm8blWc&smid=url-share

‘Safe to fly?!?’

“还能安全飞吗！？”

> https://www.express.co.uk/news/2247169

Oil 100 Smackaroos…

油价 100 大洋……

> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/brent-crude-reaches-100-as-war-in-iran-intensifies-b73832e2

Great…: Refinery drama as Iran War reignites yet again…..

好极了……：伊朗战争再度重燃，炼油厂风波……

> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/refining-bottlenecks-are-emerging-as-the-next-big-oil-problem-as-middle-east-skirmishes-flare-up-24528e22

Saudi gas facilities ablaze…

沙特天然气设施起火……

> https://apnews.com/4ad9446f0bb8c096750c84b6e1ba86b8

Trump will just hire new shills…: Trump aides give up.

特朗普会雇新狗托……：特朗普幕僚放弃了。

> https://www.axios.com/2026/09/09/trump-midterms-republicans-popularity

Started before anything began: Midterms mail-in voting begins…

万事未开先已启动：中期邮寄投票开始……

> https://apnews.com/36353407257c253179dec1eaa1254f61

Iran ready to fight! (Red Text)

伊朗准备开打！（红字）

> https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/09/world/middleeast/iran-war-us-aggression-hormuz.html?unlocked_article_code=1._1A.SylS.Ik9THC_0ko7i&smid=url-share

They fire new electro optical missiles…

他们发射新型光电制导导弹……

> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/news/2026/09/09/us-forces-destroy-five-iranian-oil-carriers/

Shovel Ready: Surge in construction at nuke site…

铲子就绪：核场所施工激增……

> https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/09/politics/pickaxe-mountain-construction-us-underground-strikes-iran-vis

We’ve got your sub (“BABE!”)

你的潜艇我们收下了（“宝贝！”）

> https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/09/09/iran-captures-us-sub-heart-of-secret-mission-clear-hormuz/

Does Trump even CARE that this stuff he is doing isn’t legal?!?: Trump energy investments gain millions as investments keep trading. (Red Text)

特朗普在干的这些不合法的事，他到底在不在乎！？：特朗普能源投资随着交易持续赚到数百万。（红字）

> https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/09/trump-oil-gas-holdings-iran-war.html

It’s September, everybody!

各位，九月了！

>>1535194

> 9/10/2026

Bad president: Treasury yields go high…

坏总统：国债收益率走高……

> https://www.marketwatch.com/story/treasury-yields-surge-toward-the-danger-zone-for-stocks-as-inflation-pressures-heat-up-fe0f9aa6

Likelihood of Fed Interest Rate hike high.

美联储加息概率高。

> https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/10/the-likelihood-of-a-fed-interest-rate-hike-next-week-just-got-a-lot-higher.html

Trump “bets the House”

特朗普“押上全家”

> https://apnews.com/cc80644e3168acd31c892129fb849436

5,000 Dollars for every Patriotic GOP-voting righty…

每个投 GOP 的爱国右翼发 5000 美元……

> https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/10/trump-dividend-midterms-gop.html

New MAGA Socialism!

全新的 MAGA 社会主义！

> https://www.colbyhall.com/p/wealth-redistribution-trumps-5k-giveaway

Read the Constitution, buddy - this requires Congress.

读读宪法吧伙计——这需要国会。

> https://www.mediaite.com/politics/trump/just-in-trump-claims-his-5k-check-proposal-wont-need-congressional-approval/

Votes For Sale…

选票待售……

> https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/politics/republican-midterm-convention-socialism-fears.html?unlocked_article_code=1.AFE.zJ3M.c9sXsJaMbtV3&smid=url-share

CATO says MAGA wants as much control of the Economy as the Democratic Socialists…

CATO 称 MAGA 想要对经济的控制堪比民主社会主义者……

> https://www.cato.org/commentary/democratic-socialists-maga-share-dangerous-flaw

Aaron Rodger’s slams ‘sham’ Trump…

阿隆·罗杰斯(Aaron Rodgers)怒批“骗局”特朗普……

> https://www.themirror.com/sport/american-football/aaron-rodgers-donald-trump-politics-2019073

Prosecutor brought in to investigate President’s foes resigns…

被请来调查总统政敌的检察官辞职……

> https://apnews.com/5741c227d76e813c01923df943b8544e

Iran hackers to AT&T: ‘They don’t even know what we tampered with.’

伊朗黑客对 AT&T：“他们甚至不知道我们动了什么。”

> https://threatbeat.com/attacks-and-incidents/iran-hackers-after-denial-of-texas-att-claim-idiots-dont-even-know-what-we-tampered-with/

Oil hits record high of 120$ (Red Text)

油价创 120 美元历史新高（红字）

> https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/10/iran-us-oil-hormuz-supply-trump-military-brent-wti.html

Gas Stations are starting to show maximum amounts: 9,999$

加油站开始显示最高金额：9,999 美元

> https://www.independent.co.uk/b3048234.html

Gilded Age: Diesel at 6$ a gallon for the first time EVER!

镀金时代：柴油首次达到每加仑 6 美元！

> https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rising-diesel-prices-consumer-impact/