米奇还活着呢！你看不见吗！
Amid his prolonged absence from the U.S. Senate after he was hospitalized last month, Kentucky Republican U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell said he will not attend the Fancy Farm Picnic this weekend.
在上个月住院后缺席美国参议院长达一段时间，肯塔基州共和党参议员米奇·麦康奈尔表示，他不会参加本周末的 fancy farm 野餐活动。
McConnell’s office shared a statement from the 84-year-old senator Monday, along with a new photo of him and his wife, former Secretary of Labor and Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao, taken on Sunday.
周一，麦康奈尔的办公室发布了一份声明，并附上他本日前妻、前劳工部长兼交通部长 Elaine Chao 的一张新合影。
“I’m still working hard to get back to my full schedule of work in the Senate and in Kentucky, keeping up with intense physical therapy per my doctors’ orders. Unfortunately, that means I won’t be able to make it to Fancy Farm, Kentucky this Saturday,” McConnell said in a statement.
“我正根据医嘱努力进行强化物理治疗，全力恢复参议院和肯塔基州的完整工作日程。不幸的是，这意味着这个星期六我无法前往肯塔基州的 fancy farm 了。” 麦康奈尔在声明中表示。
The annual church fundraiser in Graves County has become a longstanding Kentucky tradition for elected officials and campaigning hopefuls. McConnell has regularly attended the event since his 1984 election.
在格雷夫斯县举行的这场年度教会筹款活动，已成为公职人员和竞选者长期以来的肯塔基传统。自1984年当选以来，麦康奈尔一直定期出席该活动。
Republican and Democratic candidates, including Senate candidates Republican U.S. Rep. Andy Barr and former Democratic state Rep. Charles Booker, have said they will attend the picnic Saturday.
共和党候选人和民主党候选人，包括共和党美国众议员安迪·巴尔和民主党前州众议员查尔斯·布克，表示他们将出席周六的野餐活动。
McConnell said he appreciated the “continued well wishes, and I’m looking forward to getting back to the Senate and to Kentucky soon.” Monday morning, the Lantern had asked spokespeople for McConnell if he would attend the picnic and when he would return to the Senate.
麦康奈尔表示他感谢大家“持续的祝福”，并期待早日重返参议院和肯塔基州。周一早上，《Lantern》曾向麦康奈尔的发言人询问他是否会参加野餐以及何时重返参议院。
“There’s no place I’d rather be on the first Saturday in August than with the good people of western Kentucky, feasting on pork and mutton,” McConnell said. “When I first attended 42 years ago, Fancy Farm was a pretty lonely place to be a Republican. But, my, how times have changed. Today, western Kentucky is a conservative Republican sea of red. So I hate that I’ll miss the fun this year, but I’m sending my best wishes to the St. Jerome community for a successful picnic.”
“八月的第一个星期六，我最想待的地方就是和肯塔基西部的好人们一起，享用猪肉和羊肉。” 麦康奈尔说，“42年前我首次出席时，作为一个共和党人，fancy farm 还是挺孤单的。但你看，时代变了。如今，肯塔基西部是一片保守的红色海洋。所以我今年很遗憾不能来享受这份乐趣，但我向圣杰罗姆社区致以最美好的祝愿，祝野餐圆满成功。”
The Office of the Attending Physician said the senator “continues his recovery from a fall at
主治医师办公室称，这位参议员“仍在从
home in June.”
六月在家中的跌倒中恢复。”
“OAP physicians visit with the Senator every day, discussing all aspects of his rehabilitation care,” the statement said. “Since his discharge from hospital care, he has maintained a strenuous course of physical therapy and rehabilitation, including multiple sessions a day designed to rebuild strength and reduce the risk of future falls. His bout with childhood polio continues to be a significant factor in his mobility. He is not yet medically cleared to leave the rehab facility and return to the office.”
该声明说：“OAP 的医生每天都与参议员会面，讨论他康复护理的所有方面。” “自出院以来，他一直在进行高强度的物理治疗和康复训练，包括每天多次会话，旨在重建力量并降低未来跌倒的风险。他幼年的脊髓灰质炎发作继续对其活动能力构成重大影响因素。他目前尚未获得医疗许可离开康复设施返回办公室。”
Earlier this month, McConnell released a photo of himself and Chao and said he was moving from hospital to “a rehabilitation center where I’ll keep regaining my strength.”
本月早些时候，麦康奈尔发布了一张他和查奥的照片，并表示自己正从医院转至“一家康复中心，在那里我将逐步恢复体力”。
Kentucky’s Democratic Gov. Andy Beshear, who also isn’t attending the picnic this year, has faced many calls nationally to declare McConnell’s seat vacant. However, legal experts have previously told the Lantern Beshear has no authority to take any action on McConnell’s seat until the senator has resigned or died.
肯塔基州民主党州长安迪·贝希尔今年也缺席了野餐，他面临全国范围内要求宣布麦康奈尔席位空缺的呼声。然而，法律专家此前告诉《灯芯》（Lantern），在参议员辞职或去世之前，贝希尔无权对麦康奈尔的席位采取任何行动。
>>1526015
He's absolutely dead and Republicans are hiding it so the democratic governor won't be able to appoint a replacement
他绝对已经死了，共和党在掩盖此事，这样民主党州长就无法任命继任者。
Republikings are much stronger and healthier because we nd have God on our side. He is coming back before November. Liggy piggy faggy bitch always tears
共和党人更强大、更健康，因为我们有上帝站在我们这边。他会在11月前归来。莉齐这个猪猪娘炮婊子总是搞破坏
>>1526015
In a just world everyone playing Weekend at Mitch's would go to prison for election interference, identification theft, and fraud for accruing pay and benefits for a corpse.
在一个公正的世界里，每个参与《周末大混战》（Weekend at Mitch's，戏仿电影《周末狂热》）的人都会因选举干预、身份盗窃和欺诈——即让一具尸体领取薪资和福利——而入狱。
>>1526015
I like how he can't be seen in a hospital gown so they make him put on a new wrinkled Wal Mart shirt
我喜欢他们让他穿皱巴巴的沃尔玛新衬衫，却不让他穿病号衫出镜的做法。
You just KNOW that bastard put a condition in his will demanding that he be used to ratfuck the political process one last time.
你肯定知道这混蛋在遗嘱里加了条件，要求他最后再搞一次政治恶心人的勾当。
When it comes out that Mitch has actually been dead for a month, anyone complicit in the coverup should go to prison.
当麦康奈尔其实已经死了一个月这件事曝光时，任何参与掩盖的人都应该入狱。
It's fraud at the minimum but also perverting government.
这最少也是欺诈，还构成了对政府职能的滥用。
>>1526018
How? Send some people to check on him. Your own people, not his. Do we not even know what hospital he’s at?
怎么做？派人去查探一下。派你们自己的人，不是他的。难道我们连他在哪家医院都不知道吗？
>>1526123
Feinstein was a vegetable for over a year and you didn't say a word
费恩斯坦当了一年多的植物人，你半句废话都没说
>>1526162
This is just an extension of the left being unable to meme, meme.
这不过延续了左翼不会玩梗的事实罢了。
When Ginsberg was on her last legs and was in and out of the hospital this was what /Pol was doing. And they did eventually end up hiding her death for a couple days.
当金斯伯格处于生命末期、进出医院时，/Pol 版块当时就是这么干的。他们最终也确实把她死亡的消息藏了好几天。
The left cannot meme so they steal.
左翼不会玩梗，所以他们偷。
All-in-all I got my wish though. Lindsey Graham, and Mitch will no longer be in politics.
总而言之，我如愿以偿了。林赛·格雷厄姆和麦康奈尔将不再涉足政坛。
We deserve better Republicans.
我们值得更好的共和党人。
esl shill is talking to himself again
ESL水军又在自言自语了
How do I make this conversation between other people about me?
我怎么才能让别人讨论我时像是在讨论别人一样？
Oh I'll claim they're all the same person, a paid shill who I argue with, so he must be arguing with himself because everyone knows this board is just 2 people, me and the notorious "esl shill"
哦，我会声称他们全是同一个人，一个我故意挑衅的雇佣水军，所以他肯定是在跟自己吵架，毕竟大家都知道这个板子只有两个人：我和那个臭名昭著的“非母语母语者水军”。
Honestly the US gotta add an upper limit for age. Even 70 is alr.
说实话，美国得给年龄设个上限。70岁都已经算老了。
>>1526123
>perverting government.
>对政府职能的滥用。
Infamously the worst of all crimes.
臭名昭著的，所有罪行中最恶劣的一种。
>>1526162
Feinstein was a daddy corpo loving Jew who I sure called out. Death to MAGA. DEATH TO NEOCONS. DEATH TO ISRAEL.
费恩斯坦是个爱戴资本家爸爸的老鼠圈犹太人，我可是狠狠批判过她。去死吧MAGA。去死吧新保守派。去死吧以色列。
>>1526188
Yeah im with you there. No retiring in place for Senators or Congressmen.
是的，我同意你的观点。参议员或国会议员不能“占着位子不干活”。
>>1526015
Ok so genuinely can senators just fucking bail for their entire term without consequence? There has to be some limit to how long someone can be out before they get removed.
好吧，说真的，参议员能不能就这么整个任期内直接跑路而不受惩罚？肯定得有个限制，人不能缺席太久还不至于被罢免吧。
>>1526209
MIGA faggots: "Forever is a type of limit"
MAGA那些娘炮：“永远也是一种限制”
Also: "Its a limit if it only applies to dems too"
还有：“如果这限制只适用于民主党人，那也算限制”
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