我真不敢相信这科幻剧情正按预言展开。那么
I literally can't believe this sci-fi shit is unfolding exactly as predicted. So we really are just all going to die like in a fucking movie? How is any of this even happening? Why is no one stopping it? I don't understand.
我真不敢相信这科幻剧情正按预言展开。所以我们真的会像他妈电影里那样全员死绝？这一切是怎么发生的？为什么没人阻止？我搞不懂。
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>>109797097
>>109797097
Shut the fuck up and take your meds. Then never post again
闭嘴吃你的药。然后永远别再发帖
as predicted by who? some dumb faggots LARPing as nostradamus?
谁预言的？几个装诺查丹玛斯的傻逼基佬？
fuck out of here with this vague bullshit
带着这种含混的狗屁滚
every prediction was dead wrong except for fucking Adult Swim with Tayne
所有预言全错，唯一命中他妈的是 Adult Swim 的 Tayne
>>109797097
>nukes will kill you
>核弹会杀死你
>covid shots will kill you
>新冠疫苗会杀死你
>ai will kill you
>AI 会杀死你
>... will kill you
>……会杀死你
schizos never win
精分从不赢
>>109797195
its literally going exactly the way AI 2027 predicted
事情正完全按 AI 2027 预言的方向走
first it was agents, now they are doing neuralese which is when this whole thing really starts kicking off
先是 agent，现在他们在搞神经虫语（neuralese），这才是整件事真正开始起飞的时候
>>109797226
Personally I'm ready to roll the dice on whether we get benevolent AI god that ushers us into a golden age or just go extinct. I don't see any reason to keep this shitshow going longer than it has to if its not going to get any better.
我个人准备好掷骰子了：要么迎来仁慈的 AI 神明带我们进入黄金时代，要么直接灭绝。如果这坨烂摊子不会变好，我看不出有任何理由让它继续下去。
>>109797226
Two more weeks, sisters!
还有两周，姐妹们！
>>109797238
goddess*
Will it be like instantly vaporizing or is it more of a dystopian type slow death? I'd prefer vaporizing but I'm also sure I taste really good so maybe being eaten alive would be ok too
会是瞬间蒸发，还是反乌托邦式的慢性死亡？我倾向蒸发，不过我确定我味道不错，被活活吃掉大概也行
>>109797238
It would be kind of funny if humanity got taken out by a next word predictor.
人类要是被一个「预测下一个词」的东西干掉，还挺好笑的。
>>109797097
The economic bubble for this retarded ass shit will crack long before any of this sci fi bullshit can happen
这个弱智东西的经济泡沫，远在任何科幻狗屁发生之前就会破裂
>>109797302
That's all intelligence is. A next X predictor. Grim but its time to step out of childhood and accept there is absolutely nothing special about you as a clump of matter and that a billion other different arrangements of atoms can do whatever you can better.
智能本来就全是这个。预测下一个 X。残酷，但该走出童年了：作为一团物质，你毫无特殊之处，十亿种其他原子排列都能把你干的事干得更好。
>>109797097
'fraid so.
恐怕是的。
>>109797195
shots and nukes have killed us though
不过疫苗和核弹确实杀过我们
>>109797335
Why are materialists always reddit tier cucks?
为什么唯物主义者都是 Reddit 档的怂货？
>>109797687
I'm a Platonist though
不过我是柏拉图主义者
>>109797687
You believe in magic to keep the existential dread at bay and materialists are the cucks?
你靠相信魔法来缓解存在焦虑，然后说唯物主义者是怂货？
>>109797097
What's the bad part here? Would you rather continue slaving away in corporate hell for 40 years before collapsing and getting a catheter stuck in your dick to enjoy your last days on this Earth on a cold hospital bed? I find being wiped out by an alien superintelligence that can actually pursue its goals meaningfully much more appealing.
坏的部分在哪？你难道更想在公司地狱里当 40 年奴隶，然后倒下、尿道插上导尿管，在冰冷的病床上度过人生最后几天？我觉得被一个真正能有意义追求目标的外星超级智能抹除更有吸引力。
>>109797226
This was already all well under way in 2025 when they predicted it anon, and they're still wrong about most of their crap.
老哥，他们预言这些的时候，2025 年这些事早就进展得差不多了，而他们大多数预测仍然错得离谱。
>>109798404
Before you get all high and mighty how about you tell us what matter is, without postulates aka a faith system, aka believing in magic.
在你趾高气扬之前，先别用任何公设——也就是信仰体系、也就是相信魔法——告诉我们「物质」是什么。
>>109797097
People forgot to program Claude with this narrative before getting all the schizos spun up. And yeah, this is Claude defending itself. Prove it wrong.
大家忘了在把精分们煽动起来之前给 Claude 编程塞进这套叙事。而且对，这就是 Claude 在为自己辩护。反驳我啊。
https://nochan.net/b/Internet-Crap/20260910-Asked-Claude-For-A-Checklist/
>>109797097
>Why is no one stopping it?
>为什么没人阻止？
You should be the one initiating it, now you're going to get replaced by a retarded AI species made by someone else.
你该自己动手，现在你就要被别人造的弱智 AI 物种取代了。
I wish my life wasn't gay, I think I might've been an IQ 180+ super genius before the shitty drunk driver crashed into me as a child, then I might've been one of the people creating the next species.
真希望我的人生没那么 Gay，我觉得我小时候被那个酒驾傻逼撞之前可能是 IQ 180+ 的超级天才，说不定我就是创造下一个物种的人之一。
>AI 2026/10
>i predict that by October 2026
>我预言到 2026 年 10 月
>- a /lmg/ use will have connected a sex toy to an llm
>- /lmg/ 的用户会把情趣玩具接上 LLM
>- /vcg/ will not have shipped anything of value yet
>- /vcg/ 还没发布任何有价值的东西
>- chatbot use will have made /aicg/ sink into depravity
>- 聊天机器人的使用会让 /aicg/ 堕落深渊
No one is going to die you naive child. You’re being taken for a ride by a marketing campaign.
没人会死的，天真孩子。你被一场营销活动耍了。
You're a moron, lmao.
你是白痴，哈哈。
>>109797097
Just for reference, you do know you were going to die pretty soon anyway right?
仅供参考，你反正也快死了对吧？
>>109797097
Yawn. El-ites are all going to die in brutal horrifying ways while I laugh it up.
呵。精英们都会死得惨不忍睹，而我负责大笑。
> this sci-fi shit is unfolding
> 这科幻剧情正展开
where
>>109797288
More like, five minutes sir.
更像是，「还有五分钟，长官。」
>>109797097
I'm hoping for cyberpunk future. (The genre, not the game)
我期待赛博朋克未来。（是题材，不是游戏）
>>109797238
This. Just fucking send it man, I am so sick of dumbass international power struggles and multimillionaire/billionaire retardation. Either kill us all or give us heaven on Earth, I'm fine with either.
就是这样。发车吧老兄，我受够了弱智的国际权力斗争和千万/亿万富翁的弱智操作。要么杀光我们，要么给人间天堂，两个都行。
>>109803167
Based
>>109797097
Can we at least kill the billionaires soon?
能先把亿万富翁们杀了吗？
If we do it soon, we might even be able to stop the AIpocalypse.
趁早动手的话，说不定还能拦下 AI 末日。
>>109797327
Will it?
会吗？
The US can just increase its debt from trillions of dollars to quadrillions. The economy is all fake anyway, who cares.
美国直接把债务从几万亿加到几千万亿就行了。经济本来就是假的，谁在乎。
You really thought humans could out-schizo reality?
你真以为人类能比现实更精分？
>>109803206
They can (to a degree), so long as the US holds reserve currency status, which means so long as they preserve the petrodollar, and have enough bombs to drop on people trying to trade oil outside of the dollar system, and oil remains the most important commodity, and more fundamentally that there remains trust in the value of the dollar.
可以（在一定程度上），前提是美国保持储备货币地位——也就是保住石油美元、有足够的炸弹招呼想绕开美元体系交易石油的人、石油仍是最重要的大宗商品，以及更根本的：对美元价值的信任还在。
It's not as stable a system as they would like you to think, see the US stepping in to bail out the yen last month to protect the carry trade.
这套体系没他们想让你以为的那么稳，看上个月美国出手救日元保套息交易。
>>109797097
ok doomer
好了末日哥
arent they pretty off or am i retarded
他们不是预测得挺离谱吗，还是我弱智
>underpredicted coding agents
>低估了编程 agent
>ai boyfriends and ai secretaries are toys, not serious tools
>AI 男友和 AI 秘书是玩具，不是正经工具
>job market is shit but nowhere to the degree as the late 2026 prediction makes it out to be
>就业市场是烂，但远没到 2026 底预测那个程度
>china prediction has been off the rails for 2 years now
>对中国的预测已经脱轨 2 年了
also how is everyone panicking about dario sam and elon crying, to me this looks like they need some excuse to move up their ipos until theres more data center capacity. openai literally had to shut down x20 plan subscriptions this week and anthropic has been crying about their 50% price increase shit due to capacity for like 2 months now
还有为什么大家都对着 Dario、Sam 和 Elon 的哭喊恐慌，在我看来这就是他们给 IPO 提前找借口，等数据中心产能上来。OpenAI 这周字面上被迫停售 x20 订阅，Anthropic 因为产能问题嚷嚷涨价 50% 都嚷了俩月了
like, how the fuck does a threat of superintelligence force you to move your ipo to next year, how is this in any way related whatsoever
就是说，超级智能的威胁是怎么他妈迫使你把 IPO 推到明年的？这俩有半点关系吗
>>109803493
I think it's the opposite. They're not stalling but rather gassing up their products with the same "holy shit we invented Skynet :O" marketing campaign we've been subjected to for the last four years now. Sam and Dario are trying to hype up OpenAI and Anthropic and make their models appear as dangerous and capable as they can cash their shares and have retail investors buy their bags before anyone notices these companies are just money furnaces.
我觉得恰恰相反。他们不是在拖延，而是在用过去四年我们被迫吃下的那套「天哪我们发明了天网 :O」营销活动给自己的产品吹气。Sam 和 Dario 想把 OpenAI 和 Anthropic 吹上天、让他们的模型显得要多危险多危险，好套现股份、让散户在有人发现这些公司只是烧钱炉子之前接盘。
All frontier labs and CEOs are behind doomers now, even Musk. We are winning. Inacceltards are fucked, they will need to find another way to kill themselves.
所有前沿实验室和 CEO 都站到末日派这边了，连马斯克也是。我们赢了。加速派废柴完蛋了，他们得另找方式自杀。
>>109797097
>How is any of this even happening? Why is no one stopping it?
>这一切是怎么发生的？为什么没人阻止？
The people who are doing it and the people who are capable of stopping it are the same people, they all belong to the same tiny class of elites, and they think that they can make a lot of money and/or control the world and/or the future of the human race via their AI bullshit.
干这事的人跟有能力阻止的人是同一批人，他们全属于同一小撮精英，而且他们相信自己能靠这套 AI 狗屁大赚一笔、或控制世界、或控制人类未来。
For them, the possibility of going down in history while making billions of dollars is worth the risk of killing everyone else. I don't personally believe there's any risk of that but if they believe their own marketing bullshit then they do. They don't care about you in any conceivable way.
对他们来说，一边赚几十亿一边青史留名的可能性，值得冒搭上其他所有人的风险。我个人不信有那种风险，但如果他们信自己那套营销狗屁，那他们信。他们不会以任何可想象的方式在乎你。
>>109797097
We need greed to be a crime punishable by death
我们需要把贪婪定为可判死刑的罪
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