sex with hatsune miku edition
和初音未来做爱版
/bst/ 战斗工位帖
mikugirl...
>sex with hatsune miku edition
>和初音未来做爱版
36 years old wizard here
36 岁老魔法师在此
>>109792586
>>109792743
meh, not bad.
嗯，还不错。
NOW BEHOLD MY POOOWAAAAAH FOR JUST A MOMENT AND THEN GET TO THE CHOPPAAAAAH!!!!
Yeah, I removed the cables for the aesthetics.
对，我把线缆都拆了，为了美观。
>>109792586
Cute.
>>109792743
Based.
post before the annoying furfag
在那烦人的兽人基佬出现之前发帖
>>109793048
He made hot wallpapers is what he did! He was a brave /bst/ poster! And in this thread, ElFurro is a hero! End of story!
他做了那些火辣壁纸，这就是他的功绩！他是一位勇敢的 /bst/ 发帖人！在这个楼里，ElFurro 是英雄！故事完结！
>>109792884
Think of all the handjobs you could buy with the money spent on that contraption.
想想买这堆破玩意花的钱能买多少次打飞机服务。
>>109793356
That'll be cool to connect your old phone to VOIP gateway.
拿这个把旧手机接上 VOIP 网关（网络电话网关）会很酷。
uncensored:
https://elfurro.s-ul.eu/bst/OQi0Fvbb.jpg
>>109793048
post during the annoying furfag
在那烦人的兽人基佬出现期间发帖
>>109793061
I never had the makings of a varsity /bst/poster.
我从来就没有当大学主力 /bst/ 发帖人的命。
>>109793388
I currently have it connected to my cell phone through an XLink BT. The rotary rings when calls come in on my cell, I can answer calls and talk, and even dial out. I have a similar Cell2Jack device as well for another wall-mounted rotary.
我目前通过一个 XLink BT 把它连到手机上。手机来电时转盘电话会响，我能接电话、通话，甚至能拨出。我还有一个类似的 Cell2Jack 设备，接另一台挂在墙上的转盘电话。
>>109792884
I hear in old times storys about hormones harvesting. Very creapy storys.
我听过古时候关于提取激素的传闻。非常毛骨悚然的故事。
i forgot to link the previous thread like a retarded asshole
我忘了像智障混蛋一样链接上一帖了
>>109735757
>>109793894
>retarded asshole
>智障混蛋
no duh you're making a shitstation thread of course you are link or no link
废话，你开的就是个烂工位帖，链接不链接都一个样
>>109793516
New comfy asspad, cake and this time the retro vidya is on the main monitor.
新到货的舒适屁屁坐垫、蛋糕，而且这次复古游戏机接在主显示器上了。
>>109794124
I've had the Mia buttpad for a while, I just switched over for a little variety. And yeah, having the game on the main monitor is so much easier. I was able to rotate my seat just fine to the other monitor for regular controller-based games, but playing Neo Geo games (where I use an arcade stick on the desk) made that setup awkward, so I just switched over to the main.
Mia 那个屁屁垫我用了一阵了，换一个图点新鲜感。对，游戏放主显示器上舒服太多了。之前坐着转个身对着另一台显示器玩普通手柄游戏还行，但玩 Neo Geo 游戏（我用的是放桌上的街机摇杆）那套就很别扭，所以干脆换到主显示器了。
>>109792586
I'm still using a tablet in the living room.
我还在客厅用平板玩。
>>109792586
Shoving dildos up your ass don't count as battles.
往你屁股里塞假鸡巴可不算什么战役。
>>109796175
I get the whole money situation but don't you have a proper table with a chair somewhere no way this is good for your back Anon
缺钱我理解，但你就没有一张像样的桌椅吗，这姿势不可能对你的腰好，老哥
>>109793356
>junko yagami
>八神纯子（Junko Yagami）
incredibly based sir
非常有骨气，先生
>>109796214
sitting on the ground is actually better for you overall
坐地上其实整体上对身体更好
>>109792586
Anime figures are technology. Post your anime figures.
手办就是科技。晒出你的手办。
>>109797016
but he's not sitting on the ground he's presumably sitting on a sofa or an armchair and he uses what's essentially a coffee table which means the keyboard is most likely on the same level as his behind that'e not good for anyone
但他不是坐地上，他多半是坐在沙发或单人扶手椅上，用的是一张类似茶几的桌子，也就是说键盘大概率跟他的屁股在同一水平面上，这对谁都不好
>>109793516
How's the ergo on that 8BitDo mouse? I'm considering grabbing it just to have a 1000Hz wireless mouse that would fit my F122, as well as that paracord cable for when I want to charge my MX Master and not drag it about.
那个 8BitDo 鼠标的握感怎么样？我在考虑买一个，就为了有个 1000Hz 的无线鼠标能配我的 F122，顺便要那根伞绳线（paracord），这样给我的 MX Master 充电时不用拖着线到处跑。
>>109798038
If you're used to small/medium mice it might be a bit of an adjustment period for your hand, but I think it's fine so far after getting used to it over the course of about a week.
如果你用惯了中小尺寸的鼠标，手可能需要一点适应期，但我觉得适应了大概一周之后就挺舒服的。
>>109797501
yo my dad has those same mini servers he gets from his job
哟，我爸公司也发那种迷你服务器
>>109793142
The king of reddit.
Reddit 之王。
>>109798182
you have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan
在 4chan 发帖至少要满 18 岁
>>109793607
Now I think about buying of VoIP gateway and an analog impulse phone.
现在我想买一个 VoIP 网关和一部模拟脉冲拨号电话了。
>>109798699
>Any comfy couch kings itt?
>本楼有舒舒服服躺沙发的大王吗？
I used to do this. Based physical collection.
我以前就是这么干的。实体收藏，有骨气。
Where is this? This looks like SEA, South America or Brazil.
这是哪儿？看着像东南亚、南美或者巴西。
>>109798753
Brazil, the book on the table is in Portuguese "crime e castigo"
巴西，桌上的书是葡语的《罪与罚》（crime e castigo）
>>109796214
My back's killing me indeed, but I'm not sure what alternatives I have with the lack of space, I'm thinking of moving and renting a different place where I can get an actual desk and chair, but I haven't found any other place that's worth it just yet, I'll keep looking though, where I live currently is nice, but it's too far from everything and I'm afraid it'll fuck up my car.
我腰确实快断了，但空间就这么大，我不知道还能怎么办。我在考虑搬家换个地方租，能放下正经的桌椅那种，但还没找到性价比合适的，我会继续找。现在住的地方挺好的，就是离哪儿都远，我还担心把我的车给糟蹋了。
>>109797016
I hadn't thought of that, might try it in the mean time.
我倒没想到这点，过渡期可以试试。
>>109797586
Exactly.
>>109798763
t-trevorsan?? >////<
t-特雷弗桑？？>////<
>>109798763
>Brazil, the book on the table is in Portuguese "crime e castigo"
>巴西，桌上的书是葡语的《罪与罚》（crime e castigo）
Oh lol. I don't even mean it in a bad way, it's a small comfy setup, but I can sense the SEA/SouthAmerica/Brazil vibe.
噢哈哈。我没有恶意，这套设备小而温馨，但我就是嗅到了东南亚/南美/巴西的气息。
I just noticed the swiss army knife, based.
我才发现那把瑞士军刀，有骨气。
>>109799064
it's the poor lighting, tiles everywhere and covering windows so you don't have to look at the slums outside desu SA brownies are alright thoughbeit
主要是光线差、到处贴瓷砖、窗户全遮上好不用看外面的贫民窟。不过说真的，南美的深肤色老哥们其实人还行
>>109799085
Nigga its 1pm I dont want to game with sunlight on my face
兄弟，下午一点呢，我可不想阳光糊一脸打游戏
>>109795467
You are from Japan?
你是日本人？
>>109799085
>covering windows so you don't have to look at the slums outside
>窗户全遮上好不用看外面的贫民窟
lmfao
>>109799115
>I dont want to game with sunlight on my face
>我可不想阳光糊一脸打游戏
You are alright fren
你人还挺好，朋友
Since the last post of my man cave I've added art, changed speakers since the r352 was too much for the room and got a NAD 3020i amp over the previous bpc. Got a Yamaha sub too cause why not. Still need a bigger 32" or bigger monitor to fill the middle more.
自上次晒我的男人小窝以来，我加了艺术画，换了音箱——r352 在这个房间太吵了——把之前的 bpc 功放换成了 NAD 3020i。还入手了个雅马哈低音炮，反正为什么不呢。还差一台更大的 32 寸或以上的显示器来填满中间。
>>109799222
>bigger 32"
>更大的 32 寸
That's ok if you have own house.
有自己房子的话倒也行。
>>109793807
i've been toying with buying that wall clock for literal years now, its just a bit too expensive considering i'll only look at it a couple times a week though...
那面挂钟我想买都好几年了，就是稍微有点贵，毕竟一周也就看个几次……
Anyway, i've adjusted the decorations of my internal tower build, is it too 'busy' now?
总之，我调整了一下机箱内部的装饰，现在是不是太"花哨"了？
>>109799572
too busy and bussy
太花哨了还很娘（busy 和 bussy 谐音梗）
>>109799687
well thats too bad, because when my magnetic mini-shelves arrive, the top right is gonna be carpeted in figgies aswell lmao.
那可太遗憾了，因为等我的磁性迷你搁板到了，右上方也会铺满小手办，哈哈。
>>109799733
it's in a weird middle spot if you go all in and make it even busier it'll flip back into looking good, it's too busy and not busy enough
现在处于一个尴尬的中间地带，你要是 all in 摆得更满，反而会好看回来，现在是太花哨又不够花哨
>>109799859
the problem is my phones got a solid camera, for distance shots, up close its got the fish-eye effect, so unless i upload like 5x shots from different angles, you're not gonna get a real perspective.
问题是我手机拍照，远摄还行，近拍就有鱼眼效果，所以除非我从不同角度传个五六张图，否则你们看不出真实的空间感。
Regardless I know what you mean and im already in the process of solving that, i got a stockpile of extra figgies, im waiting on magnetic mini wall-shelves to attach to the top-right, to add more to the case. I kinda wanna put a figgie on the left side of the gpu, but i don't want to cause heating issues or melt the figgies platform.
不管怎样我懂你的意思，我也已经在解决这个问题了，我囤了一堆备用手办，正等着磁性迷你墙架到货装在右上角，好往机箱里再加点。我有点想在显卡左边摆一个手办，但怕引发散热问题或者把手办底座烤化了。
is /floorsitting/ actually taking off??
/floorsitting/（坐地上党）真的要火起来了吗？？
>>109797501
this dell monitor is the finest ever made for raw productivity
这台戴尔显示器是有史以来最适合纯干活的
>>109800233
got em for 39€ each from ebay
每台 39 欧从 eBay 收的
>>109793807
based wall color
有骨气的墙面配色
I need to clean up and take some new pics, I got some fake plants and stuff.
我得收拾一下再拍几张新照片，我添了些假植物什么的。
>>109793023
Is the desk as comfortable as it is aesthetic?
这桌子好看是好看，坐着也舒服吗？
>>109799754
What kind of case is that? Looks neat n tidy!
这是什么机箱？看着又整洁又利索！
>>109801452
>>109801452
Not Anon. Although, it looks like some type of GPU enclosure..
不是楼主本人。不过，看着像某种 GPU 外接盒……
>>109800790
As promised, new pic. I set up my mobile station as a bonus too, going back to school for CNC machine programing and classes start week after next so I needed to get it out and install updates etc. anyway.
如约放新图。我还顺手把移动工位也搭好了——我回去上学学 CNC 机床编程，下下周开课，所以得把它弄出来装更新什么的。
>>109792586
I've got a bunch of wiring in a plastic conduit to chaise into the wall, and I need some curtains to finish this off.
有一堆线要用塑料线槽埋进墙里，还差几幅窗帘才算完工。
>>109800790
>>109802372
>>109802594
Wow, what a dream
哇，简直是梦想生活
>>109802594
Based Gunman, Based Freeman, Based CS.
有骨气的枪手（Gunman）、有骨气的弗里曼（Freeman）、有骨气的 CS（半条命）。
>>109792586
>numpadless keyboard
>没有小数字键盘的键盘
grim
>>109802594
Having used a rolling chair on a carpet ruins images like this for me. I know I would try to scoot and it would get stuck or fold up the carpet and piss me the fuck off.
用惯了地毯上滚轮椅子之后，这种图就让我不舒服了。我知道我会想滑动，然后被卡住或者把地毯卷起来，气死我了。
>>109797501
What is the monitor model number?
显示器的型号是什么？
>>109803782
Thanks brah, my happy ass is off to eBay.
谢了老兄，老子这就杀去 eBay。
>>109803790
they also have VESA Mounts
它们还支持 VESA 挂架
Anyone know how I could put a wall behind a desk that is open? I'd build one but I'd rather not.
有人知道怎么在开放的桌子后面加一面墙吗？我可以自己砌一面，但不想费那个劲。
>>109792586
Your setup could be gayer than mine, yet they will give me more hate while I don't fuck anime dolls, I just like to cuddle with radiOoOdonts
你的工位可能比我的还基，但他们骂我骂得更凶——虽然我又不跟动漫娃娃睡，我只是喜欢抱着牙医椅（radiOoOdonts）亲热
>>109793023
Reminds me a bit of my misery setup after being 18 and homeless, good to look back on it now when I consider how I live these days
这让我想起 18 岁无家可归时那套惨兮兮的装备，如今再回头看，对比我现在的生活，还挺感慨的
The loneliness never ends, but at least there are drugs to cure that
孤独永远不会结束，但至少还有药物能治
>>109793023
Nice ThinkPad. Did the backlight blow out or something? Why's it off?
ThinkPad 不错。背光烧了还是怎么了？怎么关着？
Kinda regret parting with my old IBM/C2D-era system.
有点后悔出掉我那套老 IBM/酷睿2双核时代的机器。
>>109801452
Xikii F07
Xikii F07（键盘型号）
>>109792586
nice looks comfy
不错，看着很舒适
>>109793023
what thinkpad?
什么型号的 ThinkPad？
>>109793516
comfy what game? i jsut got me ss1 like 2 weeks ago, managed to find a new in box ps1 controller on a jap auction site for a good price too. just played parasite eve its really good if you havent played it
舒适，玩什么游戏？我大概两周前刚收了 SS1，还在日本拍卖网站上以不错的价格淘到一只全新未拆的 PS1 手柄。刚玩了《寄生前夜》（Parasite Eve），你要是没玩过真心推荐，很好玩
>>109798699
comfy although no desktop seems annoying
舒适是舒适，不过没有桌面好像挺难受的
>>109799222
nice
>>109804583
Why does everyone keep thinking this? It's just Mountain Dew Cabo Citrus.
为什么大家都这么想？那就是激浪卡波柑橘味（Mountain Dew Cabo Citrus）。
>>109805121
>comfy what game?
>舒适，玩什么游戏？
Madou Monogatari - Sorcery Saga on Saturn.
土星（SS）上的《魔法物语 - 魔法传奇》（Madou Monogatari - Sorcery Saga）。
>Parasite Eve
>《寄生前夜》
One of the many games in my backlog. Definitely gonna check it out sooner or later with how much I've giving up on modern gaming.
我游戏库存里的其中一款。既然我对现代游戏基本死心了，早晚会去玩它的。
>>109804796
Thank you!
谢谢！
i got rejected by a girl with severe kyphosis
我被一个严重驼背的妹子拒了
Sup fags, you are on my eink reader now
各位基佬好啊，你们现在都在我的电子墨水阅读器上
A bit outdated pic, but I finally deep cleaned the entire floor
图有点旧了，但我终于把整个房间彻底大扫除了一遍
Retro pc doesnt want to accept the hdmi to vga again now.
复古电脑现在又认不出 HDMI 转 VGA 了。
Gotta find the display port to vga now, i really hate how picky that rx570 card is
得去找 DisplayPort 转 VGA 了，我真烦 RX570 这卡挑三拣四的毛病
Feels good
感觉真爽。
>>109792586
I was considering getting that big Miku, got magia baiser instead
我本来在考虑那个大号初音，结果买了 Magia Baiser（玛吉雅邪恶）
Both very nice and love armpits miku
两个都很棒，而且我爱腋下初音
>>109806061
Did you meet at Notre-Dame?
你们是在巴黎圣母院（Notre-Dame）认识的吗？
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