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Isn't it funny how all of the fart-huffing "yea im a cs grad" zoomers go apeshit

所有那些气喘吁吁的“是的,我是计算机科学毕业生”变焦镜头都变得很糟糕,这不是很有趣吗?

4chan /g/ · Anonymous · 2026-08-16 02:11 · 15 帖 · 原文 ↗

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#1 Isn't it funny how all of the fart-huffing "yea im a cs grad" zoomers go apeshit / 所有那些气喘吁吁的“是的,我是计算机科学毕业生”变焦镜头都变得很糟糕,这不是很有趣吗?
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 02:11

Isn't it funny how all of the fart-huffing "yea im a cs grad" zoomers go apeshit the moment they have to work with systems not adhering to UNIX paradigms (or babby modern Windows)?

所有那些气喘吁吁的“是的,我是一名计算机科学毕业生”zoomers 在他们必须使用不遵守 UNIX 范式(或宝贝现代 Windows)的系统时都会变得很糟糕,这不是很有趣吗?

I love VMS/OpenVMS because it short-circuits them. Everything is a file... oooh, 90s Lain and her little esoteric Copland faggot box. Why has it gotten so bad anyway?

我喜欢 VMS/OpenVMS,因为它使它们短路。一切都是文件......哦,90 年代的 Lain 和她深奥的 Copland 基佬盒子。为什么事情变得这么糟糕?

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1786846278853475.jpg

↳ #2 No.109568202
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 02:13

i bet this anime gypsy smells like sweat and fried onions

我敢打赌这部动漫吉普赛闻起来像汗水和炸洋葱

↳ #3 No.109568224
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 02:16

I don't even know her name, yet she is in so many good doujinshi I like

我什至不知道她的名字,但她出现在很多我喜欢的优秀同人志中

↳ #4 No.109568249
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 02:19

>>109568193

I look like this irl

我现实里长这样

↳ #5 No.109568272
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 02:23

>>109568193

>Isn't it funny how all of the fart-huffing "yea im a cs grad" zoomers go apeshit the moment they have to work with systems not adhering to UNIX paradigms (or babby modern Windows)?

>所有那些气喘吁吁的“是的,我是计算机科学毕业生”zoomers 在他们必须使用不遵守 UNIX 范式(或宝贝现代 Windows)的系统时就会变得很糟糕,这不是很有趣吗?

they're also incredibly scared of operating system and kernel development, that's what I do for a living and whenever I meet younger devs they freak out and ask me if it's not too hard...

他们也非常害怕操作系统和内核开发,这就是我的谋生方式,每当我遇到年轻的开发人员时,他们都会惊慌失措并问我这是否太难......

bitch it's by far the most easiest programming field, everything is stable, API have been defined in the unix days, backward compatibility is infinite, everything needs to be predictable and stable, C is braindead simple language, all hardware talk in the same bunch of protocols, everything is a int8 or an array of int8, hardware interrupts are magic from the kernel pov, you just "poll" and the data is there, you have nothing do to, the fuck is supposed to be hard again?

婊子,这是迄今为止最简单的编程领域,一切都是稳定的,API在unix时代就已定义,向后兼容性是无限的,一切都需要可预测和稳定,C是脑残的简单语言,所有硬件都在同一组协议中对话,一切都是int8或int8数组,硬件中断是来自内核pov的魔法,你只需“轮询”,数据就在那里,你什么都不做,他妈的应该又很难了?

>Everything is a file... oooh, 90s Lain and her little esoteric Copland faggot box. Why has it gotten so bad anyway?

>一切都是文件...哦,90 年代的 Lain 和她深奥的 Copland 基佬盒子。为什么事情变得这么糟糕?

everything needs to be a fucking API for them, their brain can't understand the concept of using a file descriptor to read a file and get the information they want...

对他们来说,一切都需要是一个该死的 API,他们的大脑无法理解使用文件描述符来读取文件并获取他们想要的信息的概念......

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Anonymous · 2026-08-16 06:20

>>109568193

>go apeshit the moment they have to work with systems not adhering to UNIX paradigms

>当他们必须使用不遵守 UNIX 范式的系统时,就去吧

Can you give me an example? I like Gnu/Linux and BSD

你能举个例子吗?我喜欢 Gnu/Linux 和 BSD

↳ #7 No.109569518
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 06:35

>>109568249

Hot

Proof?

↳ #8 No.109569605
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 07:00

>>109568272

>the fuck is supposed to be hard again?

>他妈的应该又很难了吧?

Learning the relevant APIs and protocols, or rather learning how to become aware of them, finding the docs, and reading them.

学习相关的 API 和协议,或者更确切地说,学习如何了解它们、查找文档并阅读它们。

↳ #9 No.109569804
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 07:42

>>109568249

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1786866179596766.jpg

↳ #10 No.109569846
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 07:54

>>109568193

>why do most people know how to use popular things

>为什么大多数人都知道如何使用流行的东西

>why don't they spend weeks or months learning to use this obscure thing nobody uses or has any reason to use

>为什么他们不花几周或几个月的时间学习使用这个没人使用或没有任何理由使用的晦涩难懂的东西

I hope you look like that because boy do you suck a lot of cocks

我希望你看起来像那样,因为男孩,你吸了很多鸡巴吗

↳ #11 No.109569884
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 08:05

damn, unix fags are pretty deluded already, but you're on another level entirely

该死,unix 同性恋者已经被迷惑了,但你完全在另一个层面上

↳ #12 No.109569889
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 08:06

>VMShit in 2026

>2026 年的 VMShit

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1786867595503154.jpg

↳ #13 No.109570870
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 12:22

>>109569605

>Learning the relevant APIs and protocols, or rather learning how to become aware of them, finding the docs, and reading them.

>学习相关的 API 和协议,或者更确切地说,学习如何了解它们、查找文档并阅读它们。

the fuck are webdevs doing if they aren't already doing that lma

如果网络开发人员还没有这样做的话,那他们到底在做什么呢?

↳ #14 No.109570885
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 12:25

>>109570870

All webdevs would want to know is in MDN.

所有 Web 开发人员想知道的信息都在 MDN 中。

↳ #15 No.109570898
Anonymous · 2026-08-16 12:27

>>109568193

Why use lust provoking images? It makes it hard to take subject seriously.

为什么要使用挑起情欲的图像?这使得人们很难认真对待这个话题。

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