is this what people do at Defcon? $600+ for a ticket then come up with worse "jokes" than we did in middle school?
这就是Defcon上人们干的事？花600多美金买张票，然后想出比我们初中时还不如的“笑话”？
这就是人们在Defcon干的事？花600多刀买票，然后搞出更烂的“jo
is this what people do at Defcon? $600+ for a ticket then come up with worse "jokes" than we did in middle school?
这就是Defcon上人们干的事？花600多美金买张票，然后想出比我们初中时还不如的“笑话”？
>inb4 cease and desist
>等着收律师函吧
>>109456531
I want free stickers.
我想要免费的贴纸。
>>109456531
>I started hating windows 6 months ago when my favorite tech influencer made a video on linux, how could you tell?
>我半年前开始恨Windows，那时候我最喜欢的科技网红发了个Linux的视频，你是怎么知道的？
i have no idea about defcon but our local equivalent is about getting as drunk as possible on drinks provided by the companies sponsoring the event
我对 defcon 完全没概念，不过我们这边类似的场合，主要就是靠赞助活动的公司提供的酒，喝到不省人事。
>>109456531
a shiny sticker is a great way for a plain jane to get attention from nerdy guys in stained tshirts
一个闪亮亮的贴纸，对普通女孩来说，就是吸引那些穿着油渍 T 恤的技术宅男注意的好办法。
>>109456531
>hehe, I will use your product, but I will put this sticker on it. surely this will enrage you.
>嘿嘿，我会用你的产品，但我会把这张贴纸贴上去。想必这一定会把你气疯吧。
this is as retarded as the clippy avatars
这跟 Clippy 头像一样弱智。
>>109456563
are you retarded? people have been hating micro$oft winblows longer than you've been alive
>>109456660
>micro$oft winblows
stop talking like a faggot redditor please
拜托别再用 Reddit 那种娘炮腔说话了。
>>109456643
It's controlled opposition.
这是受控的反对派。
>>109456660
>people have been hating micro$oft winblows longer than you've been alive
>>109456699
you know it's serious and substantiated critique because of the funny pictures
你知道这是严肃且有实质依据的批评，因为配了搞笑图片。
>>109456531
slopjeets seething
Slopjeets 在抓狂了。
>>109456756
you know it's serious and substantiated critique because "winblows" and "microslop"
你知道这是严肃且有实质依据的批评，因为用了“winblows”和“microslop”这种词。
>those man painted nails
>那些男人涂了指甲油。
Of course is a troonix user
当然是 troonix 用户。
>>109456531
hi Microsoft employee. your pro-windows propaganda thread will surely work.
嗨，微软员工。你的挺 Windows 宣传帖肯定会有用的。
>>109456563
microsoft agent detected.
检测到微软特工。
we should ditch malwareOS and install Arch Linux
我们应该扔掉 malwareOS，装 Arch Linux。
oh wait
哦等等。
>>109456998
>everything must be an argument or a critique
>什么都要变成争论或批评。
>>109457165
i agree, most
大部分我同意。
>Le Winblows
>Winblows系统
posting is just cope and seethe from the unemployed, mostly brown and/or nonbinary
发帖不过是失业的人在那儿呻吟和自我安慰，而且主要是棕色人种和/或非二元性别者。
>men start a trend
>男人开个潮流。
>women pick it up and become le cool trendy adopters
>女人跟风，变成时髦的追随者。
>>109456531
>worse "jokes" than we did
>笑话比我们当年还烂。
are you running cover for microslop you anus
你是在给 microslop 打掩护吧，你个傻逼。 ‥ wangjeet 那帮水军正在琢磨怎么自救。
>>109456531
wangjeet shills on suicide watch
wangjeet的粉丝们正在密切关注自杀动态。
>>109457034
Everytime
kinda funny this slop meme started from antisemitism
有点搞笑，这个 slop meme 竟然是源于反犹主义。
>>109457727
well antisemitism is mainstream and socially accepted now
呵，现在反犹主义已经是主流、被社会接受了。
>>109456531
Good sticker, but GN's Microslop t-shirt is best
贴纸不错，但 GN 的 Microslop T 恤才是最棒的。
>>109456531
>Let's bond over shared negativity!
>让我们在共同的负面情绪上拉近距离吧！
And these people wonder why their lives are miserable.
这帮人还纳闷自己生活怎么那么惨。
>>109456670
calm down rajesh
冷静点，rajesh。
>>109456531
>with worse "jokes" than we did in middle school?
>用比我们初中时还烂的笑话？
in middle school we called microsoft microshaft, but i imagine the trannies selling these stickers at defcon don't like being reminded of their hormone-addled shrunken penors so that joke probably wouldn't fly
初中我们管微软叫 microshaft，但我猜那些在 defcon 卖贴纸的变性人可不想被提醒自己的小玩意儿因为激素而萎缩，所以那个梗大概行不通。
>>109458077
when we had IT class I told a friend my dick is microsoft
上计算机课的时候我跟朋友说我的小兄弟是微软的。
>>109457988
calm down Luna put down the gun and the "most crowded schools in my area" google queries.
冷静点 Luna，放下枪，关掉“我附近最拥挤的学校”的谷歌搜索。
>>109456548
certainly, that'll be $600 please
没问题，请付 600 美元。
>>109456531
I member microshaft stickers being sold by iToddlers.
我记得 iToddlers 那帮人卖过 microshaft 贴纸。
>>109456531
That's gonna be a yikes from me.
我只能说，这让我大为震惊。
It'd be different if she didn't look like a grown ass woman.
如果她看起来不像个成年女人，那还能另说。
>>109456531
Linux is AI slopped
Linux 就是 AI 垃圾。
>>109456699
>if UNIX has lead you on
>如果 UNIX 让你失望了。
Minor spelling mistake. Disregarded.
轻微拼写错误。不予采纳。
>>109458102
my name ith aerith
我的名字叫 aerith。
>>109456531
yes. u mad?
是啊。你气不气？
Kikecrosoft and IBM need to die. They're the responsible ones for the slop existing today, thanks to Bill Gates STEALING CP/M.
Kikecrosoft 和 IBM 都得死。它们就是如今这些烂东西存在的罪魁祸首，全靠比尔·盖茨偷 CP/M。
>>109456563
Dude, I gave microslop a chance. Bought a new laptop for work. It's so shit that I nuked it after 2 weeks. Installed mint and use a vm when I need to use windows. Never have I've seen such a shit os. What makes it worse it fucking snitches on you.
哥们，我给过 microslop 机会。为了工作买了台新笔记本。垃圾到不行，两周后我就把它重装清掉了。装了个 Mint，需要时用虚拟机跑 Windows。我从没见过这么烂的系统。更恶心的是它还在背后偷偷监视你。
>>109456531
Yes, this is exactly why I spend roughly $3,000 every year to go.
没错，这正是我每年花大约 3000 美元去的原因。
>>109457241
Why are you dying on this hill? Windows is complete trash and people using silly names to describe the company is the least of anyone's problems. I hate when people do this shit but you sound like an indian dude who just got an internship at MS and feel like you have to defend their honor. Your posting style is very eastern, protect the Big Man BS
你干嘛在这事儿上死磕？Windows 就是坨屎，用傻逼绰号称呼这家公司根本不算什么问题。我讨厌有人搞这套，但你听起来像个刚在微软混到实习、觉得必须捍卫他们尊严的阿三。你的发帖风格很东方，维护大佬的那套玩意儿。
>>109456660
The toastytech "Internet Explorer is Evil" website is still getting new rants almost 30 years later.
toastytech 那个 "Internet Explorer is Evil" 网站快 30 年了还在更新新骂帖。
>>109458464
what do you suggest, bsd?
你有什么建议，BSD 吗？
>>109456531
Any good speeches regarding AI yet?
有什么关于 AI 的高见吗？
>>109456699
your point being, people have been hating winblows AND unix longer than you've been alive?
你是想说，人们讨厌 winblows 和 unix 的时间比你活得还久？
>>109458136
Sounds too good to be true. What's the catch?
听起来好得不像真的。坑在哪？
>>109457338
being an annoying faggot isnt really a "trend"
当个招人烦的死基佬算不上什么"潮流"。
>itt tr00ns seething not only because windows, but mostly because OP called out their dogshit ""humor""
>itt 变性人破防了，不光是冲着 windows，主要是因为 OP 点破了他们那坨屎一样的"幽默"。
kekaroo.
>>109461574
Over here *unzips dick*
这边，*拉开裤链*。
>>109456531
>>109456531
I miss the days when we called it Micro$haft Wangblowz.
>>109456531
Deep down, I really want to go up to someone selling this stuff and say they are promoting a joke with antisemitic rooted history
内心深处，我真想走到卖这东西的人面前，说他们在推广一个根植于反犹历史的笑话
>>109456531
Well you go and get ripped off by the ticket price to meet people who share your same interests and to listen to panels and take selfies with famous people in the field if that is something you want to do. Worse comes to worse it used to be a bacchanalia for computer nerds though the advent of trannies would ruin that as I doubt you want to get drunk, do coke AND get into an orgy with troons in it.
行啊，你想花冤枉钱买票去见志同道合的人、听讲座、跟圈内名人自拍，那就去呗。最坏的情况是，以前这本来是计算机宅的狂欢派对，但跨性别者的出现把这毁了，毕竟我怀疑你不想喝到烂醉、吸可卡因还跟一群变性人搞群交。
Here are some 20 year old pictures that Deviant Olam scrubbed from his site;
这里有些20年前的照片，是Deviant Olam从他网站上删掉的；
An orgy
一场群交
https://web.archive.org/web/20161001015648/https://deviating.net/photos/main.php?g2_itemId=855
And strippers at the panels
还有讲座上的脱衣舞女
https://web.archive.org/web/20161001015658/http://deviating.net/photos/main.php?g2_itemId=903
So you can go and meet Deviant Olam a man with the coolest job on earth (testing physical security systems like when he bullshitted his way into a NASA rocket) who will then instead spend all his emotional energy crying about how much he loves girl cock and how much he hates drumph; try to beat the riddle games with Piratesoft, or better yet socialize make connections in the industry and deal with the herpes because you figured it would be a good idea to fuck some hookers after hanging out in the coke party hotel rooms.
所以你可以去见Deviant Olam，一个拥有地球上最酷工作的人（测试物理安全系统，比如他吹牛混进NASA火箭那次），结果他把全部精力都花在哭诉自己有多爱女装屌、多恨drumph上；试着跟Piratesoft破解谜题游戏，或者更好的选择是社交、建立行业人脉，然后染上疱疹，因为你觉得在可卡因派对酒店房间里混完后找几个妓女来一发是个好主意。
I wish india had their own internet like china does so I wouldn't have to see these threads
我希望印度也有像中国那样的自家互联网，这样就不用看到这些帖子了
i miss /g/ certified toaster stickers
我想念/g/认证的吐司机贴纸
>>109465265
why is he deviant? because he eats pussy?
他为啥叫deviant？就因为他吃鲍鱼？
>>109465763
doing it with others is pretty deviant
跟别人一起干这事才叫真deviant
>>109456563
Influencer are normal folk fed by the Zeitgeist, and the microslop linguo and hate in hacker culture date back to the first windows. It's not new.
网红不过是随时代潮流走的普通人，而黑客文化里的微垃圾语言和仇恨可以追溯到最早的Windows时代。这不是新鲜事。
That being said, OP's picture is cringe and performative like lost internet culture nowadays of peoples wanting to feed the joke and be part of a crowd. They're poser loosers mostly.
话虽如此，OP那张图既尴尬又作秀，就像如今迷失的互联网文化，人们只想蹭梗、随大流。他们大多是装逼的loser。
Oh well, that's life.
唉，人生就这样。
>>109456531
The joke only exists because Microsoft released lower and lower quality code in updates, then either CEO said he wants people to stop calling AI generated stuff "slop". So people responded, "ok, Microslop".
这个笑话之所以成立，是因为微软在更新里推出的代码质量一代比一代烂，然后某位CEO出来说希望大家别管AI生成的东西叫“slop”。于是众人回应：“行啊，Microslop。”
>>109456531
>be me at DC 33 2024
>first time
>第一次
>the gay ass badge to find visual clues should have been my cue.
>那个花里胡哨的徽章让我找视觉线索，我早该意识到不对劲了。
>browse around find the niggas in tech area ,lmao this is gold.
>到处逛逛，在科技区找到那帮老哥，哈哈哈这简直绝了。
>move to the room next door see trannies everywhere I see a few kids around no parents...
>走到隔壁房间，到处是变性人，还看到几个小孩，周围没家长......
>mfw
>ask wtf is this area, get kicked out of the room by a tranny with a 5oclock shadow shave claiming something about future generation.
>问这啥地方，被一个胡子都没刮干净的变性人赶出房间，嘴里还念叨着什么未来一代。
yeah nah I enjoyed blackhat and the lego section better. This whole scene is riddled with pedophiles and broken people who want to stay broken.
算了算了，我更喜欢黑帽大会和乐高展区。这整个圈子全是恋童癖和那种烂到根里还不想自救的人。
>>109456531
>saar do not redeem the microslop name you will worship the paid subscription copilot button!!!!!
>先生，别把Microslop这名号赎回来，你乖乖跪舔付费订阅的Copilot按钮就行了！！！！!
how about no
拉倒吧
>>109468467
>because Microsoft released lower and lower quality code in updates
>因为微软在更新里推出的代码质量一代比一代烂
here's your superior alternative bro
老哥，给你看看你的“更优替代品”
>>109457977
>GN's Microslop t-shirt is best
>GN的Microslop T恤才是王道
If you're the most insufferable lowest common denominator that exhibits literal cattle mentality wiht how (You)'re compelled to blindly follow every single fad and trend online that is.
如果你是那种最让人受不了的、纯粹随大流的底层货色，被网上每个热点和潮流牵着鼻子走的话，那确实。
All this does is further advertise Windows. If the bitch wanted to do something kewl she would hand out Anduin OS for free on USB sticks.
这玩意儿说白了就是在给Windows打广告。那婆娘要是真想干点酷事，就该把Anduin OS刻在U盘上免费发。
Typical woman though.
典型的女人做派。
>here I am bitching about a problem
>我在这儿吐槽一个问题
*gets offered a solution*
*有人给了个解决方案*
>no I want to bitch about the problem, I don’t need a solution because then what would I have to bitch about?
>不，我就想吐槽这个问题，我不需要解决方案，不然我拿什么吐槽？
Women are the problem here.
女人才是问题所在。
>>109456563
Nah, hating on Microsoft is a very normal thing. There are several professionals I know that abbreviate it as M$ whenever they bring them up kek.
不至于，黑微软是再正常不过的事。我认识好几个专业人士，一提到微软就直接缩写叫M$，哈哈。
>>109469518
remember Linus himself said Linux is not an anti-AI project
别忘了Linus亲口说过Linux不是反AI项目
>>109469893
You know I recall very similar seething and outrage when /pol/ coined the term goyslop. It was months of crying, not dissimilar from yourself right now. They screeched and cried to stop using it, now it's just everywhere. lol
你知道吗，我记得当时/pol/发明“goyslop”这个词的时候，也是类似的暴怒和狂喷。整整哭了好几个月，跟你现在差不多。他们又喊又叫的让人别用，现在这词遍地都是。笑死。
>>109456611
She is the weak link. Guarantee at Defcom with some of the smartest security researchers in the world who probably work for some very big companies she is how you get at them.
她是最薄弱的一环。我敢打赌，在Defcon那种汇聚全世界最顶尖安全研究员的场合（这些人多半在大公司任职），她就是攻破他们的突破口。
>>109469893
Thank you
谢谢
>>109469518
I fail to see the issue here. Just put on some crab rave music and let it do its thing.
我没看出有啥问题。放首Crab Rave的BGM，让它自己蹦跶就完了。
>>109470039
Microslop has been a thing for like 30 years bruh, it's tired and worn out. Yes Microsoft is shit (and getting worse), but so is that ancient joke.
“Microslop”这梗都玩了快30年了老铁，早就嚼烂了。微软确实是坨屎（而且越来越臭），但这个老掉牙的梗也好不到哪去。
>>109469935
>All this does is further advertise Windows
>这玩意儿说白了就是在给Windows打广告
they're usually not the smartest of the bunch
他们一般不是那批人里最聪明的
>>109462447
Sir, why do you have a zipper on your dick?
先生，你裤裆上为什么有个拉链？
>>109469518
we're really going to nitpick "in some languages, the feature (that windows doesnt have) of it having the Delete/Trash option toggle while holding SHIFT can cause the panel to resize, which may make it move off of its alignment point" as KDE being on the level of windows or worse?
我们真要揪着“在某些语言环境下，按住SHIFT时删除/回收站选项的切换功能（Windows没有这功能）可能导致面板缩放，进而偏离对齐点”这种细节，然后说KDE跟Windows一个水平甚至更烂？
really? look me in the eye and tell me you actually believe this
真的假的？你看着我的眼睛说你真信这个
>>109470743
you deserve what you tolerate
你忍什么就配什么
>>109470763
have you reported it then? it's probably an easy enough fix, there's presumably something that resizes it back centerwise but it should be moved in addition to ensure it remains on its anchor
那你去报了吗？这估计挺好修的，应该有个东西能把它居中缩放回去，但还得额外挪一下，确保它钉在锚点上
i can tolerate much more from a free libre product than a paid one. i can tolerate much more from one that isn't maliciously spying on me and collecting usage data for advertising.
免费自由软件我能忍的比付费的多太多了。一个没在恶意监视我、没在收集使用数据卖广告的，我能忍的更多。
this isn't even close to the worst kde bugs
这离KDE最烂的bug还差得远呢
did you know that if you enable seconds on the taskbar clock, the clock wont actually be synced to the second? it can be up to a second off
你知道吗，你给任务栏时钟开了显示秒的话，这钟压根不会和秒针同步？能差出一秒来
>>109469125
These security/hacker conventions are packed with the lowest dregs of humanity who all have had their minds plagued with human malware (their crafted identities, furry, tranny, pedo, etc). I wouldn't listen to a single word they have to say as all their minds have been compromised/hacked.
这些安全/黑客大会挤满了人类最底层的渣滓，全都被人类恶意软件（他们那些精心炮制的人设、毛绒控、变性、恋童什么的）把脑子搞坏了。他们说的话我一个字都不会听，因为他们脑子全被入侵/黑掉了。
>>109470743
>running Gnome minding my own business
>开着Gnome安分守己
>suddenly it's a "busy cursor that persists forever unless I restart the machine" episode
>突然来一出"鼠标变忙光标，不重启电脑就永远转下去"
>the 20th time this week
>这周第二十回了
you're right, both gnome and kde are worse than windows
你说得对，Gnome和KDE都比Windows还烂
>>109456531
Saars kindly do not make humour about my place of employment
Saars，求你别拿我上班的地方开玩笑
>>109470805
>please do the needful and report issues that anyone with half a brain can find in 3 minutes, so that people who make 6 figures can fix it or not fix it, depending on their nonbinary mood this week and whether you give them the ick or not
>请行行好，去报一下那种脑子稍微正常点的人三分钟就能发现的bug吧，好让那些年薪六位数的大爷们修或不修，全看他们这周非二元性别心情怎么样，以及你给他们恶不恶心
"Slop" is thinly veiled anti-semitism.
"垃圾货"只是套了层皮的反犹主义
>>109456531
lmao @ malding winjeets
哈哈哈笑死，一群气疯了的Win狗
all it took was a stupid fucking sticker
就他妈一个破贴纸的事
>>109469518
>if you press and release shift repeatedly in some languages you can make the menu move by a couple pixels
>有的语言环境下，你反复快速按松开Shift，能把菜单挪动几个像素
It's not great but this is a non issue in real use unless you spam press shift to show it off.
这虽然不咋地，但实际用起来根本不算事儿，除非你故意狂按Shift来秀。
Meanwhile Windows Update has done everything from making the start menu not open anymore, to lock up NVMe drives until the next cold boot, just in the last year.
反观Windows Update，光去年一年就干过从开始菜单打不开到NVMe硬盘锁死必须冷启动重开的事儿。
>>109470829
>>109470743
>>109469518
you are now fully aware nothing is perfect and you are all just arguing over irrelevant bullshit
你们现在都心知肚明没啥是完美的，全在为一堆无关紧要的破事吵来吵去
>>109471674
>this is a non issue in real use
>实际用起来根本不算事儿
according to you everything is a non issue in real use because in real use nobody uses Linux for personal computing
按你这么说啥都实际用起来不算事儿，因为实际上根本没人拿Linux当个人电脑用
>>109470999
kek
>>109470999
good.
>>109456563
You're brown.
你是棕色人种。
>>109456699
>$16 for a bunch of troll posts
>66块人民币就为了一堆钓鱼贴
>>109456563
This anon is right, these people are posers. Like new converts to Christianity. What have you been doing until now, suffering under Windows like cattle?
这个匿名哥说得对，这帮人全是装逼的。就跟刚皈依基督教的新人似的。你们之前干嘛去了？在Windows底下像牲口一样受罪？
My work pays for me to go, so I'm not passing up a paid week off.
公司出钱让我去，所以这免费休假我不去白不去。
Talked to the old timers and they all wistfully think back to the old defcon and how it was nerd hacking is now replaced by leds shit and trying to be cool influencer
跟那些老前辈聊了聊，他们全都怀念旧日的defcon，感慨现在黑客技术已经变成LED灯骚话和装逼网红当道了。
>>109456609
I did one tech event at a brewery for Boston Tech Week and was annoyed this seemed to be what it was for. Not a big deal if it's a general social hour, but it was pitched as a presentation on a subject I wanted to hear about. By the time they started the presentation, they clearly had no real interest in it and just wanted to get back to drinking.
我在波士顿科技周期间去了一家啤酒厂参加一个科技活动，结果发现活动就是干这个的，挺烦的。要是普通社交酒会倒没啥，但宣传说的是我想听的主题讲座。等到他们开始讲的时候，明显根本没兴趣，就想着赶紧回去喝酒。
My local events are the same, but they're at least pitched as a social event and not a presentation on a specific topic. Only complaint was I was the only person who worked in tech. Near everyone else was unemployed or in an unrelated industry looking for generic business networking.
我这边本地活动也差不多，但至少宣传上就是社交活动，没说是什么主题讲座。唯一不满的是全场就我一个搞技术的，其他人不是失业的就是干不相关行业的，来这儿找泛泛的商务人脉。
>>109470461
utility
>>109456699
>named all of its commands after digestive noises
>所有命令都用消化声音命名
genuinely funny
真他妈好笑
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