你梦想中的机箱是啥？我的长这样
what's your dream pc case? mine is
你梦想中的机箱是啥？我的长这样
>no top vents (water spills won't be an issue)
>无顶部开孔（不担心洒水）
>no glass panels (glass breaks easily)
>无玻璃面板（玻璃容易碎）
>4 hdd slots (raid10 goon setup)
>4个硬盘位（raid10搞起）
why does no one make cases like this anymore?
为什么现在没人做这种机箱了？
i think Chieftec has some models that might serve your needs.
我觉得Chieftec有些型号可能符合你的需求。
>>109444539
There are millions of cases like that in circulation, they don't need to make more
市面上这种机箱流通的至少有上百万台，他们没必要再造新的了。
>>109444539
I would like a modern beige windowless case if they would make such a thing instead of stupid retro larp meme cases with fake floppy drives.
要是他们愿意做个现代版米色无侧窗的机箱，而不是那些傻逼复古角色扮演款、带假软驱的玩意儿，我倒真想买。
>>109444539
>his dream case is one of the sort that got shat out in the billions 30 years ago
>他梦想中的机箱是30年前批量产出的那种烂大街货
>>109444902
pentium 4 era white box pcs. Can get them $100-150 off ebay with a full complement of vintage hardware if you care about that. It should have standard ATX stuff and you can always drill/cut out what you need to move. You can 3d print brackets for things if you need some weird mounting solution. everything mid 2000s went chrome/blue y2k and office black for a decade after that.
奔腾4时代的白牌台式机。如果你在意的话，eBay上花100-150美元就能买到全套复古硬件的。这些应该都带标准ATX接口，只要动手钻个孔、切个口就能装你要的东西。需要特殊固定方案的话，3D打印个支架也行。2000年代中期之后全都是镀铬蓝Y2K风格，然后就是十年的办公黑。
I do which there was a slim matx case with no optical that was vintage beige but chinks aren't nostalgia for that so it doesn't get made.
我倒真希望有款银色MATX薄机箱，不带光驱，复古米色，但中国佬对那玩意儿没怀旧情结，所以没人做。
HP z400 workstation case. It need some moods, but I love how it looks.
惠普z400工作站机箱。得改点东西，但我就是喜欢它的外观。
>>109444539
>>no top vents (water spills won't be an issue)
>>顶部没散热孔（水泼上去也不怕）
Just don't set your can of sugar water down on your PC case, retard. I've had a case with top vents for over a decade and never once spilled anything into it because I'm not a fat, disgusting slob.
别把你的糖水罐子放机箱上面不就完了，蠢货。我机箱顶部有散热孔用了十几年，从没洒过东西进去，因为我不是个又肥又邋遢的废物。
>>109448429
>white box pcs. Can get them $100-150 off ebay
>白牌台式机。eBay上100-150美元就能买
Holy shit now I understand why scalpers are eating so good with zoomers
卧槽，这下我明白为啥黄牛在Z世代那边赚得盆满钵满了。
>>109444539
>(glass breaks easily)
>（玻璃容易碎）
This only happens if you're retarded
那只有你这种脑残才会搞碎。
>>109448824
that should be with free shipping but yea unc, you wasted $1000s in useful hardware and accessories.
那应该包邮的，但老哥，你浪费了好几千块的好硬件和配件。
>>109444539
>what's your dream pc case?
>你梦想中的PC机箱是啥？
Thermaltake Black Versa H24 Mid Tower Chassis
Thermaltake Black Versa H24中塔机箱
>>109444539
This is the only thing that interests me after the new owner of case labs fumbled the ball.
这是Case Labs新东家搞砸之后唯一让我感兴趣的东西了。
>>109448429
That's the opposite of what I said I wanted. I said I'd like a modern beige case, not some stupid retro larp.
那跟我要的正好相反。我说的是想要现代米色机箱，不是傻逼复古角色扮演。
>>109448664
>Just don't set your can of sugar water down on your PC case, retard.
>别把你的糖水罐子放机箱上面不就完了，蠢货。
well duh, the drink goes in the cupholder. Spills can still happen though
那当然，饮料得放杯架里。但洒了还是可能发生啊。
>>109444539
Either that one made entirely of blue acrylic or that old beige one with the clear blue plastic that was an obvious knockoff of the g3 powermacs.
要么是全蓝亚克力那款，要么是那个米色配透明蓝塑料、明显山寨G3 PowerMac的旧款。
>>109444645
it doesn't seem like they sell in the US
好像美国不卖这个。
Side panel, four USB ports (2 3.0, 2 2.0), two 5.25" bays
侧板，四个USB接口（2个3.0，2个2.0），两个5.25英寸光驱位。
So basically the Z9 Neo.
那基本就是Z9 Neo了。
>>109444539
We strayed from the IBM work horse case, notice how the world went to shit when this was abandoned. We need solid black 2001 Von Neumann machine slab cases to make a come back.
我们抛弃了IBM那款干活神器机箱，看看这玩意儿被放弃之后世界怎么变烂的。我们需要那种2001年纯黑冯·诺依曼机箱石板款回归。
>>109452931
Beast of a case. That 80's black aesthetic was peak.
那机箱真是个猛货。80年代黑色美学就是巅峰。
>>109452980
I remember seeing a documentary about this thing
我记得看过关于这玩意儿的纪录片。
>>109444539
>no top vents (water spills won't be an issue)
>无顶部开孔（不担心洒水）
What the fuck are you doing where water spills on the top of the case would be an issue?
你他妈在干嘛才能让水泼到机箱顶部都是个问题？
>>109453146
Check out this posh motherfucker pretending he doesn’t keep his piss jugs by the computer.
看看这位上流社会的装逼货，装得好像他电脑旁边没摆着尿壶似的。
>>109444539
I want one of those doublewide "server" cases that was the size of an old minifridge, with two power supplies with automatic failover. We're talking like 4-6 3 1/2" slots, 8-10 5 1/4" slots, etc.
我想要那种双宽的“服务器”机箱，跟老式迷你冰箱差不多大，配两个支持自动故障切换的电源。得有4到6个3.5英寸硬盘位，8到10个5.25英寸光驱位之类的那种。
>>109444539
I recently got very close to my dream case.
我最近差点就搞到我梦寐以求的机箱了。
I've been after an InWin A500, but finally found a V500 for a sensible price locally.
我一直在追InWin A500，但最后在本地找到了一个价格合适的V500。
It was yellowed and needed retrobriting, as did my speakers and keyboard. But its turned out nicely.
它发黄了，需要做“去黄”处理，我的音箱和键盘也一样。不过弄出来效果挺不错。
I'm waiting on a GeForce 2MX to be dispatched.
我正在等一张GeForce 2MX发过来。
Here's one of mine.
这是我的一台。
>mini itx
迷你ITX
>sfx or atx psu
>sfx或atx电源
>3.5" bay and a 2.5" bay
>一个3.5英寸位和一个2.5英寸位
>2 full height expansion slots
>2个全高扩展槽
>no pcie riser
>没有pcie转接卡
>no usb type c
>没有usb type c
>120mm intake fan
>120mm进风扇
>somewhat easy to swap parts
>换零件还算方便
>>109444539
>what's your dream pc case?
>你梦想中的PC机箱是啥？
the one which has perfect airflow
那个风道完美的
>>109444539
Lian Li made the everything you want over 20 years ago and it’s still one of the best built cases around, despite a dated interior layout. Too bad they’re overpriced now.
联力20多年前就做了你想要的一切，而且到现在还是做工最好的机箱之一，虽然内部布局有点过时了。可惜现在价格离谱了。
>>109444539
This but additionally...
这个再加上……
>All steel, solid side panels
>全钢材质，实心侧板
>Side panel held on by screws, no flimsy ass plastic clips
>侧板用螺丝固定，不要那种一碰就断的破塑料卡扣
>Front is just an intake with room for 3x120 or 3x140, no stupid door or other shit
>前面板就是纯进风口，能装3个120或3个140风扇，别搞那些傻逼门板或者别的花活
>Front has dust filter
>前面板带防尘网
>Rear 140mm exhaust
>后面140mm出风
>No holes in bottom for PSU, PSU will breathe air from the case, I don't want a second fucking dust filter to clean
>底部别开PSU孔，电源从机箱内部吸气，我可不想再他妈多清理一个防尘网
>1.0mm SECC steel minimum, no cheap flimsy garbage. Weight should be in excess of 10kg if this is adhered to
>最少1.0mm SECC钢板，不要那种廉价垃圾货。按这标准，重量起码得超10公斤
>Fits full ATX motherboard not homosexual ITX or whatever
>能装全尺寸ATX主板，别搞那种什么ITX之类的货
>Comes without fans, I don't want to be forced to pay for your fucking gay fans, I'll find my own
>不带风扇，我可不想被迫花钱买你那些破风扇，我自己找
>>109452931
That is a long boi!
这也太长了点吧！
>>109444539
Just buy something from Fractal Design, the Define 7 even has a 5.25 drive slot.
直接买Fractal Design家的呗，Define 7甚至还有5.25寸光驱位。
a while back i wanted graphite 380t, now i don't care what box houses puter
之前想要个石墨色的380t，现在无所谓了，啥盒子能装电脑就行
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