>buy android phone
>买安卓手机
>get spied on by google
>被谷歌监视
>buy iphone
>买iPhone
>spend 200% more
>多花200%的钱
>get spied on by apple AND google through gemini powering crapple intelligence
>被苹果和谷歌一起监视，因为Gemini驱动着Crapple Intelligence
>买安卓手机
>buy android phone
>买安卓手机
>get spied on by google
>被谷歌监视
>buy iphone
>买iPhone
>spend 200% more
>多花200%的钱
>get spied on by apple AND google through gemini powering crapple intelligence
>被苹果和谷歌一起监视，因为Gemini驱动着Crapple Intelligence
Get a flip phone and only use it for calls, do everything else on a librebooted thinkpad with guix
买个翻盖机只用来打电话，其他事儿都在一台刷了libreboot的thinkpad上跑guix搞定
>>109418226
Siri ai is not Gemini ai. Learn before spreading misinformation.
Siri AI不是Gemini AI。别乱传谣言。
I am literally glugging onions right now by the gallon
我现在正拿加仑装狂灌洋葱
Should have never abandoned Windows Phone.
当初真不该放弃Windows Phone。
Buy a phone with a guaranteed root method and do that
买一台有保证root方法的手机，然后去root
The greatest trick the devil played was selling electronic ankle tag wiretaps for 1000 dollars.
魔鬼玩的最大的把戏是卖1000美元的电子脚镣窃听器。
>>109418226
>buy android
>买安卓
>can use JIT emulators
>能用JIT模拟器
>buy iphone
>买iPhone
>can't use JIT emulators
>不能用JIT模拟器
apple doesn't spy on you though
但苹果不监视你啊
>>109424337
>blackbox connected to the internet
>连接到互联网的黑匣子
Yes it does, and they can disable your phone for any or no reason at all.
是的，它监视，而且他们可以以任何理由或没理由禁用你的手机。
>>109424342
>they spy on u bro just believe me
>他们在监视你哥们，相信我
>source: ???
>来源：？？？
>>109424343
They have shareholders and they are in the US, so yes.
他们有股东，而且在美国，所以是的。
Not obeying the shareholders like a puppy leads to getting literally sued.
不像小狗一样听股东的话，就会被直接起诉。
Get Android and put a custom ROM on it.
搞个安卓然后刷自定义ROM。
>>109425205
Haha what a silly Japanese! That's not how you eat bread, but she wouldn't know because she mostly eats rice haha!
哈哈，这日本姑娘真傻！面包不是那么吃的，但她可能不知道，因为她主要吃米饭哈哈！
>>109418243
>Get a flip phone
>买翻盖手机
Genuinely considering this, and then thought about how retarded it is, shitty camera, no encryption, no goytube. Starting too see more store lock something behind a QR code.
我真在考虑这个，然后一想这多傻逼，相机烂，没加密，没YouTube。现在越来越多店把东西锁在二维码后面。
>>109418226
>buy android phone
>买安卓手机
>get spied on by google
>被谷歌监视
Lol
>>109425455
no she knows eactly what shes doing you retard!
不，她知道自己在干什么，你这傻逼！
retard buys highend iphone badmouthing says 750 goes one month applecare+ to make retard feel special
智障买个高端iPhone还瞎比比说750块用一个月，非得加个AppleCare+好让自己显得多特别
>>109418226
>>109425205
me on the right
右边那个是我
>>109419092
aibrained retard
脑子进水的智障
>>109418226
buy a pixel and install grapheneos
买个Pixel然后装GrapheneOS
then you'll just be spied on directly by NSA.
那你就直接让NSA监控了
no need to worry about google or apple, you'll have some guy at the NSA watching you
不用操心谷歌或苹果了，会有个NSA的家伙盯着你
>>109425205
>>109420043
those phones collected absurd amounts of telemetry lol I did a gdpr request and there was like two gigs of telemetry data
那些手机收集的遥测数据多得离谱，我做过一次GDPR请求，结果有两GB的遥测数据
>>109427387
any android device with google play services does the same
任何装了谷歌服务的安卓设备都一个样
have you ever seen the map data they have on your account? it's pretty neat
你看过你账号里保存的地图数据吗？还挺牛逼的
>>109425511
you are a retarded consumer cattle so you should just kys anyways
你就是个傻逼消费者牲口，反正还是赶紧去死吧
>>109425511
>Starting too see more store lock something behind a QR code
>开始看到越来越多的店把东西锁在二维码后面
really? that's sad
真的假的？那太可悲了
i've been wondering lately, lethal force isn't allowed to protect property
我最近一直在琢磨，致命武力不能用来保护财产
but what about non-lethal force? can't store guards carry something less lethal and nail em in the balls with a beanbag or pepper balls?
那非致命武力呢？商店保安就不能带点不那么致命的玩意，用豆袋弹或胡椒弹打他们蛋蛋？
>>109418226
i got a fairphone that i plan to degoogle
我搞了个Fairphone，打算把谷歌服务全去掉 ⁾ 终于能刷手机了，不用怕被政府特工偷窥
finally i can doomscroll without the glowies spying on me
终于可以尽情刷推送了，再也不用担心那帮人监视我了
>>109424216
>>109424342
wrong.
>>109425664
kek
>>109425762
>word salad
>词藻堆砌
>>109427483
Okay I will, but post pic of your phone before I go, I want to see something.
行啊我去，但你先把手机照片发出来，我想看看
>>109427632
>doomscroll without the glowies spying
>刷手机不用怕政府特工偷窥
Instead of glowies spying, is now corpos spying, just give up the doomscrolling and stick to 4chan.
现在是公司偷窥代替政府偷窥，别刷了，老实呆4chan吧
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