>2026

>2026

>not removing the cameras, speaker, and pushing a needle into microphones of your devices

>居然不拆掉摄像头、扬声器，还不往麦克风孔里塞针

ngmi

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>still has a phone

>居然还留着手机

lel

>>109406542

Enjoy making no calls then

那你就好好享受没法打电话吧

>>109406609

Normie detected

检测到普通用户

>>109406619

Not every place has wifi you know

不是每个地方都有WiFi，你知道吗

>>109406301

>>109406619

If you don't make calls, why have a phone? You don't need one.

如果你不打电话，要手机干嘛？你不需要它。

no one talks on the phone anymore uncs. if all communication isn't done through product reaction videos generated by AI on tik tok then it just won't happen. uncs fr fr lmao

现在没人打电话了，uncles们。如果所有交流都不是通过AI在TikTok上生成的产品反应视频，那就根本不会发生。uncles们真的真的笑死我

>>109406643

you can still make calls, you'll just use wired buds

你还是可以打电话的，只要用有线耳机就行

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>>109406301

The microphone is not directly in line with the hole.

麦克风并没有正对着那个孔。

You're not going to damage it by putting a pin in there.

你往那里塞图钉不会弄坏它的。

>>109406609

Who are you calling, phoneboy?

你打电话给谁呢，手机boy？

>>109406719

that's why you push it out, also you can tell when the microphone gets broken because you'll hear a pop

所以你得把它顶出来，另外，如果麦克风坏了你是能听出来的，因为会有“啪”的一声

>>109406740

boss, you know some people have a job right

大哥，有些人可是有工作的哈

I did this accidentally the first time on my new phone. My old phone tray was on the side and the hole was outside the tray. I thought it's the same...

我第一次在新手机上弄出这动静是手滑的。我旧手机的卡托在侧面，那个孔在卡托外面。我以为是一样的……

>>109406609

>Implying you need a phone to make phone calls

>暗示你需要一部手机才能打电话

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>>109406924

see >>109406627

见 >>109406627

>>109406609

Dongle + Plasma Dialer

转接头 + Plasma拨号器

>>109408226

>krashde

lol no

哈哈 不

>>109408239

Whatever you say, foot lover

随便你说吧，足控

>>109406643

internet access, map, music.

上网、地图、音乐。

>>109408318

>i-if you dislike kde you must like gnome

>如果你讨厌KDE，那你一定喜欢GNOME咯

lol

>>109406740

my mama

我妈

>>109406301

Video and audio of you are far less incriminating and valuable compared to your location data, and if you carry anything with a cellular connection (or even other wireless radios), that's being logged all the time.

你的视频和音频远不如位置数据有杀伤力和价值，而且只要你带着任何有蜂窝连接（甚至其他无线射频）的设备，它就会被随时记录。

>>109412575

you can just pull out the battery when you don't need to use your phone

你不需要用手机的时候直接把电池拔了就行