>muh Casio...
>呜呜卡西欧……
no thanks. I prefer the Timex Ironman. I want to get laid, and bitches love Ironmen.
免了。我更喜欢天美时铁人系列。我想搞到妹子，而妹子就爱铁人。
>呜呜卡西欧……
>muh Casio...
>呜呜卡西欧……
no thanks. I prefer the Timex Ironman. I want to get laid, and bitches love Ironmen.
免了。我更喜欢天美时铁人系列。我想搞到妹子，而妹子就爱铁人。
>>109397183
Women only care about watches that look expensive. All g-shocks look like toys
女人只在乎看起来昂贵的手表。所有G-SHOCK看起来都像玩具。
>>109397183
Timex watches are superior to casios in several ways.
天美时的手表在好几个方面都优于卡西欧。
>better font
>字体更好
>better software
>软件更好
>better materials
>材质更好
>better back screws
>背盖螺丝更好
>MUTHA FUCKING INDIGLO
Casio straps are brittle shit plastic that always break, and i've had g-shocks that have the case screws strip out instantly. fucking shit. The fact i rarely hear these criticisms shows how little people really WATCH.
卡西欧的表带是脆得像屎一样的塑料，总是断。我有的G-SHOCK表壳螺丝瞬间就滑丝了。真他妈烂。我很少听到这些批评，这说明没人真正在好好观察手表。
>>109397673
indiglo is better than casios without illuminator, but worse than illuminator
Indiglo（天美时的冷光技术）比没有照明的卡西欧好，但比卡西欧的照明（Illuminator）差。
feels good to be autistic and not constantly obsess about what women want from you
能做个自闭症患者，不用整天纠结女人想要什么，感觉真好。
>>109397183
Watches give women the ick.
手表会让女人感到恶心。
>>109397673
I've loved Indiglo most of my life, but recently had two watches in a row where it died quickly, so my current one is a Casio with LEDs. It's eye-searing for checking time in bed, but can work as a mini-flashlight in a pinch. They need to figure out a better light guide/diffuser for analog faces.
我大半辈子都超爱Indiglo，但最近连续两块手表的背光都坏得很快，所以我现在用的是带LED灯的卡西欧。在床上看时间亮得刺眼，但在紧急情况下能当小手电筒用。他们得想个更好的光导/漫射器方案来解决模拟表盘的问题。
>>109399162
Who cares what women think or want. That's why you have ether, duct tape, and ski masks.
谁在乎女人怎么想或者想要什么。这就是为什么你有乙醚、 duct tape（强力胶带）和滑雪面罩。
>>109399102
>but worse than illuminator
>但比照明（Illuminator）差
this is a fucking absurd statement. illuminator is fucking cheap shit with a little led crammed in the case.
这他妈是个荒谬的声明。Illuminator就是塞了个小LED灯在表壳里的廉价垃圾。
>>109400679
>had two watches in a row where it died quickly,
>连续两块手表背光都坏得很快，
damn. i've never had an timex die on me. i haven't needed a new one in a while. I hope quality didn't dip.
靠。我的天美时从来没坏过。我好一阵子都不用换新的。希望质量没下滑。
Every stataigh white man knows Casio is the only correct answer
每个straight white man（直男白人）都知道卡西欧才是唯一正确的答案。
>>109397183
bitches have no idea what that is. it looks like a child's watch
婊子们压根不知道那是啥。它看起来像个儿童手表。
meanwhile, the casio has been part of normie fashion for the last couple of decades already. they won't swoon over your plastic f91w, but they also won't be icked
与此同时，卡西欧在过去的十几年里已经融入主流时尚了。她们不会为你的塑料F91W痴迷，但也不会觉得恶心。
>>109401196
>Wants to marry a shallow bitch who cares about green bubbles and watches
>想娶一个只在乎绿色气泡和手表的肤浅婊子
>Wonders why she comes home covered in cum after every girls night out
>纳闷为什么她每次姐妹聚会回家都满身精液
Hmmmm
Get a G-Shock.
买个G-SHOCK。
G-Shocks are the Glock 19 of the watch world. High durable, versatile, customizable, and above all else practical.
G-SHOCK是手表界的Glock 19手枪。高耐用、多功能、可定制，最重要的是实用。
>>109401246
My cock is like a Glock... Everyone loves it and wants to play with it, hold it, squeeze it, fondle it. And it shoots heavy loads.
我的鸡巴就像一把Glock……每个人都喜欢它，想玩它，握住它，捏它，爱抚它。而且它射出来的量很猛。
Latinas and PAWGS only though
只限拉丁裔女性和PAWGS（屁股大的白人女性）
>>109401574
>Glock
w extended mag?
带扩容弹匣？
>>109401953
Very extended
扩容很大
>>109397197
I don't think about women at all.
我根本不想女人。
>>109397673
>Casio straps are brittle shit plastic
>卡西欧表带是脆得像屎一样的塑料
>DON'T YOU KNOW CASIOS ARE MADE WITH 10,000 TIMES RESIN PRESSED PLATI_ACK
I like Time ex because i'm a non autisitc white man, and I can tell Timex watches were designed by white men.
我喜欢天美时，因为我是个非自闭症白人男性，我能看出来天美时的手表是白人男性设计的。
use case for watches?
用手表干嘛？
>>109400927
The cheap LED is on casios without Illuminator. Illuminator is like picrel
那些不带 Illuminator 功能的卡西欧表用的是廉价LED。Illuminator 就像图里那样
real (gay) man wear swatch, niggers
真正的（Gay）男人都戴 Swatch，黑鬼们
>>109400927
To clarify, only the Indiglo feature stopped working, even after changing the battery. (One of them would only light a small spot at the bottom. The other one might've stopped lighting at all, I don't quite remember.) I gave 'em to my Dad since he doesn't care and was otherwise just burning through cheapo watches.
澄清一下，只是 Indiglo（夜光）功能坏了，换电池也没用。（其中一个只能在底部亮一小块，另一个可能完全不亮了，我记不太清了。）我就把它们给了我爸，反正他也不在意，而且他一直都在换那些便宜货手表。
>>109403288
The analog face LEDs generally do pic-related, which is eye-stabbing if you just woke. I'm not sure if Casio makes better active-lighting for analog faces; at best there are some passive phosphorescent limited editions.
模拟表盘的LED通常就是图里那种效果，刚睡醒看简直要瞎了眼。我不确定卡西欧有没有更好的模拟表盘主动发光技术；最好的也就是些被动磷光的限量版了。
>>109403288
>>109403064
>Illuminator
Wtf. pic related is literally called an illuminator and the light is a cheap shit LED in the corner. IS this new? >>109403064
卧槽。配图明明就叫 illuminator，而且角上那点光是个廉价垃圾LED。这是新出的吗？>>109403064
I sport a modded A1000 with module and bracelet from A700(no my pic but exactly like that). It's as far as I know the most slick full metal option from casio. Works great with a suit.
我有一块改装过的 A1000，用的是 A700 的机芯和表带（不是我那张图，但完全一样）。据我所知这是卡西欧最酷的全金属选项。配西装简直完美。
>SKMEI
deprecates your casio
让你的卡西欧显得过时
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