would u get a brainchip
你会买脑机接口吗
你会买脑机接口吗
>>109383310
>Meningitis
No thx
不用了谢谢
do you think they'll make salt n vinegar brainchips?
你觉得他们会出盐醋味的脑芯片吗？
>>109383310
If it used TRS? Yeah
如果用TRS接口？嗯，会。
Usb? No
>>109383396
Salt n pepper is for homosexuals. Every white straight man knows BBQ is the only acceptable option.
盐胡椒味是给同性恋的。每个白人直男都知道BBQ味才是唯一正解。
>>109383310
absolutely, what could go wrong?
当然，能出什么事呢？
>>109383310
looks painful and it would probably deliver unskippable brainrot ads straight into your visual cortex
看起来挺疼的，而且可能会把那些跳不掉的“大脑腐烂”广告直接塞进你的视觉皮层
>>109383310
Use case?
什么用途？
有什么实际用途？
使用场景？
>>109383310
how many ads do I have to have in my dreams to pay it off?
我梦里得塞多少广告才能把这笔钱赚回来？
>>109383310
In a genuine White-Nationalist society, yes.
在一个真正的白人至上社会里，是的。
Here? No.
在这儿？不。
>>109383310
No
only if it kills me
除非它能弄死我
only if loli simulations are allowed
除非允许萝莉模拟
>>109386329
gooning unironically
我是真心在脑高潮（gooning）
>>109388296
hey, sleeptime computing would be dope though!
嘿，睡眠计算听起来倒是挺酷的！
This is a beefbrain thread now.
这帖现在已经变成脑残牛肉论坛了。
imagine gnubooting this thing and forcing a dopamine overdose
想象一下给这东西强制重启，导致多巴胺过量
>>109383310
I'd rather get a chip in my ass that applies electric shocks my prostate.
我倒不如插个在屁股里、对我前列腺进行电击的芯片。
>>109392574
just get a pacemaker installed in your butt then
那就直接在屁股里装个起搏器呗
>>109383310
Not unless I knew it completely on both the software and hardware level AND only if I needed it to like; stop seizures or something similar.
除非我在软件和硬件层面都完全了解它，而且除非我真的需要它，比如用来防止癫痫之类的。
Fuck no.
操，不去。
Couldn't pay me to do this shit.
拿钱也不干这破事。
>>109383396
I'm waiting for the cool ranch.
我在等酷香（Cool Ranch）味。
>>109383310
1) If the procedure is safe and life long
1) 如果手术安全且终身有效
2) Cheap enough
2) 足够便宜
3) Gives super powers (direct vision/sound/mind control)
也许吧，等大多数致命错误和破坏性漏洞都被修复之后
4) Input/output accessible via other devices
4) 通过其他设备可访问输入/输出
Neuralink is only there partially with 4, but it needs 10+ revision
Neuralink 只在第4点上有点进展，但还需要10多次修订版
>>109395091
>Gives super powers (direct vision/sound/mind control)
>赋予超能力（直接视觉/听觉/心灵控制）
finally 32 bit 192 khz flacs will pay off
终于32位192khz的无损FLAC文件能发挥价值了
not before solving the jewish question
在解决犹太人问题之前不会
>>109383310
The one thing cyberpunk was retarded about was needing to do a physical connection. Bluetooth nigga.
赛博朋克最脑残的一点就是需要物理连接。蓝牙啊老兄。
>>109395322
Neuralink did that. But really, wire is good for huge data transfers. Bluetooth means you need to worry about battery/power/bandwidth/etc.
Neuralink 做到了。但说实话，有线传输对于海量数据交换更好。蓝牙意味着你需要担心电池、功率、带宽等问题。
>>109383310
If it's just an interface for a PC or a phone, yes. Everyone would, too, imagine never having to bother with touchscreens or keyboards and hotkeys again
如果只是作为电脑或手机的接口，是的。大家都会想用的，想象一下再也不用碰触摸屏、键盘和热键了
>>109383310
Yes if everyone else is doing it.
如果别人都在做，我就做。
>>109383310
maybe, once most of the fatal errors and crippling bugs have been worked though
也许，在大部分致命错误和破坏性漏洞被修复之后
>>109383310
I already have a chip on mine. Oh wait that's my shoulder. kek.
我已经有芯片了。哦等等，那是我的肩膀。哈哈。
>>109395450
are you talking about wax?
你说的是蜡吗？
>>109395500
Not everyone has your crippling dandruff.
不是每个人都有你那严重的头皮屑。
>>109395500
the old saying is you have a chip on your shoulder.
老话常说“你肩膀上扛着块芯片”。 抱歉，我这个英语不好的人搞混了，我以为是说比尔盖茨通过某种轴（The 'ax）植入芯片
>>109395516
>>109395598
sorry my esl ass guys I though it was something about bill gates putting a chip via The 'ax
抱歉啊，我的英语很烂，我还以为是跟比尔·盖茨通过“ax”植入芯片有关
>>109395655
I though...
我当时想的是...
>>109383310
No, imagine if in few years non invasive BCI catches up or even progresses, The implant becomes obsolete and the benefit for a life risking surgery was for nothing
不，想想看如果几年后非侵入式脑机接口赶上甚至超越现状，植入物就会过时，而这场冒生命危险的手术就毫无意义了
>>109395135
kek
IF YOU GET A CLOSED-SOURCE BRAINCHIP INSTALLED YOU DESERVE ALL THE HORRORS COMING TO YOU
>>109383310
I am not a quadriplegic, so obviously not.
我又不是四肢瘫痪，显然不会。
>>109396081
non invasive BCIs are useless and will always be. Unless your brain lobotomizes itself to become a glorified transmitter, you are not going to be getting much useful information from the averaged activity of millions of neurons.
非侵入式BCI没用，而且永远都没用。除非你的大脑把自己额叶切除变成个高级发射器，否则从数百万个神经元的平均活动中，你得不到什么有用的信息。
firmware is likely vibecoded so no
固件大概是靠“氛围感代码”写出来的，所以不行
>>109383310
Worst case, I get medical complications or die.
最坏的情况，我身体出毛病或者直接挂了。
Best case, it works properly and I eventually get targeted ads streamed directly into my brain.
最好的情况，它运行正常，然后我最终会收到直接灌进我脑子里的广告推送。
No thanks.
免了。
>>109383310
Lol, I don't even want to use a cellphone anymore. Imagine putting a chip in your brain
笑死，我现在连手机都不想用了。想象一下往脑子里塞芯片
>>109383310
what if you get semen in that hole?
要是精液流进那个洞里怎么办？
having semen touching your brain is not supposed to happen
精液接触大脑可不是什么该发生的事
>>109383310
Cellphones are already too much
手机已经够离谱了
You will surely have a total privacy with brian chips.
装上脑芯片，隐私绝对有保障。
I am 100% sure that in no point will (((they))) suddenly craft a law that allows them to tap into your brainchip and read data from it directly without your consent in order to extract your thoughts, memories or even raw data from all your senses (possibly live and remotely).
我敢打赌，((他们)) 绝不可能突然搞出什么法律，允许未经同意直接接入你的脑芯片读取数据，从而提取你的思想、记忆甚至所有感官的原始数据（可能是实时且远程的）。
I am also sure that the chip will never be an attack vector of any sort for future hackers or AI systems.
我也确信，这芯片绝不会成为黑客或 AI 系统的任何攻击入口。
Having a smartphone + internet embedded directly into your brain is sensible next step and will allow you to express your humanity better than ever.
把智能手机+互联网直接嵌入大脑是合理的下一步，会让你比以往更好地表达人性。
>>109383310
How safe is it, and why would I want it?
这到底安不安全？我为什么要用它？
Like if I'm putting technology in the most important organ in my entire fucking body it better be worth the possible risks.
就像我说如果我把技术塞进我他妈全身最重要的器官，那它值得冒那些潜在的风险才行。
>>109383310
Depends on actual functionality and maturity of the technology. I'd say give it a couple decades before they're common.
取决于实际的功能性和技术的成熟度。我说等个几十年让它们普及再说吧。
>>109395322
it was the 80s and gibson thought hard drives used magic crystals
那是80年代，吉布森还以为硬盘是用魔法水晶做的呢
>>109397972
this is snailcat level thinking
这简直是蜗牛猫级别的思维
>>109383310
Not unless I could also physically remove it. Even then, there would have to be insane advantages to it, and I'd want some way to jailbreak it.
除非我还能把它物理取出来。即便如此，也必须有极其巨大的优势，而且我希望能有办法越狱它。
>>109395091
>mind control
>思想控制
Whose mind do you think would be getting controlled by putting a chip in your brain?
你觉得往脑子里塞芯片，是谁的思想会被控制？
>>109383310
I want nothing made by elon to be in me.
我绝不要埃隆·马斯克做的任何东西进我的身体。
except vivian maybe.
维维安除外。
>>109383310
>corpo brainchip
>企业脑芯片
>rapes you and feeds your brain ads 24/7
>强暴你，然后24/7往你脑子里灌广告
>open source brainchip
>开源脑芯片
>fries your brain and turns you trans
>烧坏你的脑子，把你变成跨性别者 嗯，真是艰难的抉择。
Hmm touch decision.
嗯，这触及决策。
Imagine bricking you brain because the installation of the firmware went wrong.
想象一下因为固件安装失败把脑子搞砖了。
>>109395322
Local is king. Always. Proximity is Ownership.
本地货才是王。永远都是。 proximity is Ownership（物理接近即拥有）
>>109396143
even an open source one is risky.
即使是开源的也有风险。
if at least the tech is non invasive / outside and you can use it whenever you want by just putting it on like a hat.
至少技术是非侵入式的/体外的，像戴帽子一样戴上就能随时用。
>>109407279
pleasure nexus probably
快感中枢应该是吧
>>109408937
yes, fund it, btw it IS possible
是的，投点钱，顺便说下这是可行的
>>109408943
foss nerve gear would be neat.
开源神经装备会很酷。
>>109408955
pretty sure a nerdo with some science papers and some knowledge about electricityhardware and sensors would pull it off, that shit was already working 30 years ago if not more, it's on yt
我敢肯定，有些科学论文基础、懂点电子硬件和传感器的书呆子就能搞定，这东西30多年前甚至更早就在YouTube上演示过了
>>109408971
>it's on yt
wat?
>>109383310
yes but not current-gen stuff
是的，但不是现成产品
current-gen stuff is basically hand-crafted prototypes where they hand-optimize the firmware to you, half/more of the electrodes fail and there's nothing you can do about it and the most you can do if it all runs well is move a mouse after a lot of training. you can probably achieve the same effect with more training and an EEG crown.
现在的次世代产品基本上就是手工制作的原型机，他们会手工优化固件给你。其中半数或更多的电极会失效，而你对此无能为力。如果一切运行良好，你所能做的最多也就是经过大量训练后移动一下鼠标。你可能通过更多训练和脑电图头盔达到类似效果。
ill consider them once the tech is more mature and shows people can remain healthy with these implants long term + remove/upgrade them over time. also once they can do something more useful. also id prefer a less-invasive one than drilling your skull like that one startup that just pokes a needle into your chest and inserts the wires and electrodes though your blood vessels via vascular cathetherization.
等技术更成熟，证明人们长期植入这些设备后仍能保持健康，并且能够随时移除或升级它们时，我才会考虑。另外，等它们能做些更有用的事再说。我也更喜欢非侵入式的，不像那家初创公司那样钻你的头骨，而是像血管内导管术那样，用针头刺入胸部，通过血管插入导线和电极。
If I can choose, fuck no.
如果我可以选择，去你大爷的，绝对不。
However I imagine that in the future we will probably be forced to have one, for the same reason it's practically impossible to live and work in a city without a cellphone.
不过我想象未来我们可能被迫要植入一个，就像现在在城市里生活和工作几乎离不开手机一样。
>>109383310
every passing year makes me realize how utterly retarded the idea of any kind of brainchip is.
每过一年我就更深刻地意识到，任何形式的脑芯片想法是多么愚蠢至极。
I'd love a chip that lets me turn on/off my hearing because niggers make too much noise speeding in their shitty cars. But that would be a physical switch with as few digital components as possible (no wifi, no bluetooth etc) but even then it would have to be extremely well known and battle tested first to the point where I'd probably never trust it.
我倒是想要一个能让我开关耳朵的芯片，因为那些开破车的混蛋们吵得要死。但这得是一个物理开关，数字组件越少越好（没有WiFi，没有蓝牙等）。即便如此，它也必须经过极其广泛的验证和实战测试，以至于我可能永远不会信任它。
Letting companies push subscription models and advertisements into your brain is legitimately fucking retarded.
让公司将订阅模式和广告植入你的大脑，这他妈简直是愚蠢透顶。
>>109383310
You now have AIDS and WannaCry.
你现在得了艾滋病和WannaCry勒索病毒。
>>109409971
i don't wanna cry tho
但我可不想哭啊。
the risks are too strong
风险太大了。
>>109410056
the asterisks ***
那些星号*
>>109383310
yes but only after a million people get it first
是的，但要等一百万人先试了再说。
>>109383310
It sounds cool until you realize there is literally nothing you could use it for you could just use a secondary device for instead and not have the issue of your brain being fucked or having something metal in your head.
听起来很酷，直到你意识到你根本没什么能用它做的，你可以只用一个外部设备替代，而不必担心大脑被搞坏或脑袋里塞块金属。
It'd be really neat for the extra-elderly or disabled as an aid though
不过对于超老年人或残疾人来说，作为一种辅助工具确实挺不错的。
>>109410127
>It sounds cool until you realize there is literally nothing you could use it for you could just use a secondary device for instead and not have the issue of your brain being fucked or having something metal in your head.
>听起来很酷，直到你意识到你根本没什么能用它做的，你可以只用一个外部设备替代，而不必担心大脑被搞坏或脑袋里塞块金属。
you could say the same about smart phones tho
但你也可以对智能手机说同样的话。
I'd only get a brainchip if I had full control over it, or could "jailbreak" it
只有当我能完全控制它，或者能“越狱”它时，我才会考虑植入脑芯片。
>>109410921
id wait a couple decades and use a non-invasive neura-helm instead
我会等几十年，用非侵入式的神经头盔代替。
hire a codemonkey who did, before that
雇佣一个在那之前已经干这事的码农吧。
early adopters, waitchads always winning, and such
早期采用者、等待党总是赢，诸如此类。
imagine having driver bugs in your neuralink lamao
想象一下你的Neuralink里驱动Bug，笑死。
bsod throughout your left eyes whole field of view
蓝屏死机（BSOD）出现在你左眼的整个视野里。
wont be fixed until the next update. sorry anon.
下个更新才会修复。抱歉啊，匿名网友。
>>109395322
>radio in brain
>脑内广播
enjoy beefbrain LMAO
享受你的“牛肉脑”吧，笑死。
>>109383310
How do you separate a thought from a executable command or keystroke? This shit is sci-fi for a reason, you'd have to run hundreds of inhuman trials and experiments to get it right.
你怎么区分一个想法和一个可执行命令或按键输入？这玩意儿之所以是科幻，是因为你得进行数百次非人道的试验和实验才能搞定。
>>109410921
Why would companies invest billion dollars into making the chips only for it to be opened up to competition, to give user full control knowing that any incident from user or otherwise will be blamed on the company and bankrupt the company from political scrutiny?
为什么公司要投入数十亿美元去制造芯片，结果却开放给竞争对手，把完全的控制权交给用户，还知道一旦用户出事或发生任何意外，锅都会甩给公司，甚至让公司在政治审查中破产？
>>109412031
Why would you need inhumane experiment?
你为什么要进行这种不人道的实验？
>>109383310
>Taken the vax
>接种了疫苗
>Was given the vax without your knowledge
>在不了解的情况下被注射了疫苗
>Hunting animals were shot up with the vax by zuckerjew
>被zuckerjew注射了疫苗的动物正在被狩猎
You have nanotech influencing you and slowly killing you right now.
纳米技术正在影响你并慢慢杀死你。
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