would u get a brainchip
你会植入脑芯片吗
你会植入脑芯片吗
>>109383310
>Meningitis
No thx
不用了谢谢
do you think they'll make salt n vinegar brainchips?
你觉得他们会出盐醋味的脑芯片吗？
>>109383310
If it used TRS? Yeah
如果用TRS接口？嗯，会。
Usb? No
>>109383396
Salt n pepper is for homosexuals. Every white straight man knows BBQ is the only acceptable option.
盐胡椒味是给同性恋的。每个白人直男都知道BBQ味才是唯一正解。
>>109383310
absolutely, what could go wrong?
当然，能出什么事呢？
>>109383310
looks painful and it would probably deliver unskippable brainrot ads straight into your visual cortex
看起来挺疼的，而且可能会把那些跳不掉的“大脑腐烂”广告直接塞进你的视觉皮层
>>109383310
Use case?
使用场景？
>>109383310
how many ads do I have to have in my dreams to pay it off?
我梦里得塞多少广告才能把这笔钱赚回来？
>>109383310
In a genuine White-Nationalist society, yes.
在一个真正的白人至上社会里，是的。
Here? No.
在这儿？不。
>>109383310
No
only if it kills me
除非它能弄死我
only if loli simulations are allowed
除非允许萝莉模拟
>>109386329
gooning unironically
我是真心在脑高潮（gooning）
>>109388296
hey, sleeptime computing would be dope though!
嘿，睡眠计算听起来倒是挺酷的！
This is a beefbrain thread now.
这帖现在已经变成脑残牛肉论坛了。
imagine gnubooting this thing and forcing a dopamine overdose
想象一下给这东西强制重启，导致多巴胺过量
>>109383310
I'd rather get a chip in my ass that applies electric shocks my prostate.
我倒不如插个在屁股里、对我前列腺进行电击的芯片。
>>109392574
just get a pacemaker installed in your butt then
那就直接在屁股里装个起搏器呗
>>109383310
Not unless I knew it completely on both the software and hardware level AND only if I needed it to like; stop seizures or something similar.
除非我在软件和硬件层面都完全了解它，而且除非我真的需要它，比如用来防止癫痫之类的。
Fuck no.
操，不去。
Couldn't pay me to do this shit.
拿钱也不干这破事。
>>109383396
I'm waiting for the cool ranch.
我在等酷香（Cool Ranch）味。
>>109383310
1) If the procedure is safe and life long
1) 如果手术安全且终身有效
2) Cheap enough
2) 足够便宜
3) Gives super powers (direct vision/sound/mind control)
也许吧，等大多数致命错误和破坏性漏洞都被修复之后
4) Input/output accessible via other devices
4) 通过其他设备可访问输入/输出
Neuralink is only there partially with 4, but it needs 10+ revision
Neuralink 只在第4点上有点进展，但还需要10多次修订版
>>109395091
>Gives super powers (direct vision/sound/mind control)
>赋予超能力（直接视觉/听觉/心灵控制）
finally 32 bit 192 khz flacs will pay off
终于32位192khz的无损FLAC文件能发挥价值了
not before solving the jewish question
在解决犹太人问题之前不会
>>109383310
The one thing cyberpunk was retarded about was needing to do a physical connection. Bluetooth nigga.
赛博朋克最脑残的一点就是需要物理连接。蓝牙啊老兄。
>>109395322
Neuralink did that. But really, wire is good for huge data transfers. Bluetooth means you need to worry about battery/power/bandwidth/etc.
Neuralink 做到了。但说实话，有线传输对于海量数据交换更好。蓝牙意味着你需要担心电池、功率、带宽等问题。
>>109383310
If it's just an interface for a PC or a phone, yes. Everyone would, too, imagine never having to bother with touchscreens or keyboards and hotkeys again
如果只是作为电脑或手机的接口，是的。大家都会想用的，想象一下再也不用碰触摸屏、键盘和热键了
>>109383310
Yes if everyone else is doing it.
如果别人都在做，我就做。
>>109383310
maybe, once most of the fatal errors and crippling bugs have been worked though
也许，在大部分致命错误和破坏性漏洞被修复之后
>>109383310
I already have a chip on mine. Oh wait that's my shoulder. kek.
我已经有芯片了。哦等等，那是我的肩膀。哈哈。
>>109395450
are you talking about wax?
你说的是蜡吗？
>>109395500
Not everyone has your crippling dandruff.
不是每个人都有你那严重的头皮屑。
>>109395500
the old saying is you have a chip on your shoulder.
老话常说“你肩膀上扛着块芯片”。 抱歉，我这个英语不好的人搞混了，我以为是说比尔盖茨通过某种轴（The 'ax）植入芯片
>>109395516
>>109395598
sorry my esl ass guys I though it was something about bill gates putting a chip via The 'ax
抱歉啊，我的英语很烂，我还以为是跟比尔·盖茨通过“ax”植入芯片有关
>>109395655
I though...
我当时想的是...
>>109383310
No, imagine if in few years non invasive BCI catches up or even progresses, The implant becomes obsolete and the benefit for a life risking surgery was for nothing
不，想想看如果几年后非侵入式脑机接口赶上甚至超越现状，植入物就会过时，而这场冒生命危险的手术就毫无意义了
>>109395135
kek
IF YOU GET A CLOSED-SOURCE BRAINCHIP INSTALLED YOU DESERVE ALL THE HORRORS COMING TO YOU
>>109383310
I am not a quadriplegic, so obviously not.
我又不是四肢瘫痪，显然不会。
>>109396081
non invasive BCIs are useless and will always be. Unless your brain lobotomizes itself to become a glorified transmitter, you are not going to be getting much useful information from the averaged activity of millions of neurons.
非侵入式BCI没用，而且永远都没用。除非你的大脑把自己额叶切除变成个高级发射器，否则从数百万个神经元的平均活动中，你得不到什么有用的信息。
firmware is likely vibecoded so no
固件大概是靠“氛围感代码”写出来的，所以不行
>>109383310
Worst case, I get medical complications or die.
最坏的情况，我身体出毛病或者直接挂了。
Best case, it works properly and I eventually get targeted ads streamed directly into my brain.
最好的情况，它运行正常，然后我最终会收到直接灌进我脑子里的广告推送。
No thanks.
免了。
>>109383310
Lol, I don't even want to use a cellphone anymore. Imagine putting a chip in your brain
笑死，我现在连手机都不想用了。想象一下往脑子里塞芯片
>>109383310
what if you get semen in that hole?
要是精液流进那个洞里怎么办？
having semen touching your brain is not supposed to happen
精液接触大脑可不是什么该发生的事
>>109383310
Cellphones are already too much
手机已经够离谱了
You will surely have a total privacy with brian chips.
装上脑芯片，隐私绝对有保障。
I am 100% sure that in no point will (((they))) suddenly craft a law that allows them to tap into your brainchip and read data from it directly without your consent in order to extract your thoughts, memories or even raw data from all your senses (possibly live and remotely).
我敢打赌，((他们)) 绝不可能突然搞出什么法律，允许未经同意直接接入你的脑芯片读取数据，从而提取你的思想、记忆甚至所有感官的原始数据（可能是实时且远程的）。
I am also sure that the chip will never be an attack vector of any sort for future hackers or AI systems.
我也确信，这芯片绝不会成为黑客或 AI 系统的任何攻击入口。
Having a smartphone + internet embedded directly into your brain is sensible next step and will allow you to express your humanity better than ever.
把智能手机+互联网直接嵌入大脑是合理的下一步，会让你比以往更好地表达人性。
>>109383310
How safe is it, and why would I want it?
这到底安不安全？我为什么要用它？
Like if I'm putting technology in the most important organ in my entire fucking body it better be worth the possible risks.
就像我说如果我把技术塞进我他妈全身最重要的器官，那它值得冒那些潜在的风险才行。
>>109383310
Depends on actual functionality and maturity of the technology. I'd say give it a couple decades before they're common.
取决于实际的功能性和技术的成熟度。我说等个几十年让它们普及再说吧。
>>109395322
it was the 80s and gibson thought hard drives used magic crystals
那是80年代，吉布森还以为硬盘是用魔法水晶做的呢
>>109397972
this is snailcat level thinking
这简直是蜗牛猫级别的思维
>>109383310
Not unless I could also physically remove it. Even then, there would have to be insane advantages to it, and I'd want some way to jailbreak it.
除非我还能把它物理取出来。即便如此，也必须有极其巨大的优势，而且我希望能有办法越狱它。
>>109395091
>mind control
>思想控制
Whose mind do you think would be getting controlled by putting a chip in your brain?
你觉得往脑子里塞芯片，是谁的思想会被控制？
>>109383310
I want nothing made by elon to be in me.
我绝不要埃隆·马斯克做的任何东西进我的身体。
except vivian maybe.
维维安除外。
>>109383310
>corpo brainchip
>企业脑芯片
>rapes you and feeds your brain ads 24/7
>强暴你，然后24/7往你脑子里灌广告
>open source brainchip
>开源脑芯片
>fries your brain and turns you trans
>烧坏你的脑子，把你变成跨性别者 嗯，真是艰难的抉择。
Hmm touch decision.
嗯，这触及决策。
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