Is my keyboard an embarrassment (not my exact keyboard, just the same model)?

Is my keyboard an embarrassment (not my exact keyboard, just the same model)?

我的键盘丢人吗（不是我这把具体的键盘，只是同款型号）？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1784916323556676.jpg

>>109360971

Could have been worse it's better then the ninekeyless meme.

情况本来可以更糟，它总比“九键缺失梗”要好。

>>109360971

are you ashamed of it?

你为此感到羞愧吗？

>>109360971

It's only an embarrassment if you only have it to LARP and don't actually use it, or if you keep it dirty and gross instead of cleaning the thing. The dude who took this pic left it with visible grime. That's just fucking nasty. Imagine getting a decades-old keyboard but not being willing to wash the aged oil, sweat, dirt, food, and possibly cum remnants.

只有当你只把它当 LARP（假扮/角色扮演）道具而不实际使用，或者让它又脏又恶心而不是定期清洁时，它才丢人。拍照那人让它上面留着明显的污垢。那简直太恶心了。想象一下，你买了一台几十年前的键盘，却不愿意清洗上面积累的油污、汗水、灰尘、食物残渣以及可能的精斑。

>>109360985

numpads are deprecated bloat. sorry boomer, you lost.

小键盘是已过时的冗余功能。对不起，老古董，你输了。

>>109360971

>dedicated hibernate button

>独立的休眠按钮

why were peripheral manufacturers so obsessed with putting that button on all of their keyboards back in the 90's and early 00's? It was also often in retarded places like right above the arrow keys.

为什么外围设备制造商在 90 年代和 00 年代初如此执着于在所有键盘上放那个按钮？它经常被放在一些反人类的位置，比如就在方向键正上方。

>>109360971

You are not embarrassed of your keyboard.

你并不为你的键盘感到羞耻。

Your keyboard is embarrassed of you

是你的键盘为你感到羞耻

>>109360993

It's a little quirky.

它有点古怪。

>>109361054

I use it to quickly enter OTPs.

我用它来快速输入一次性密码（OTP）。

>>109360971

Nope, It's pretty much perfect. If only it had a tall enter (but without the small left shift, put the backslash on the right shift). And remove the media keys.

不，基本上已经很完美了。要是能有个竖着的高回车键就好了（但别弄那个小号的左Shift，把反斜杠放到右Shift上去）。再把媒体键去掉。

I've never understood why many keyboards cut out the useful numpad instead of the useless home/end/pageup crap that nobody uses.

我一直搞不懂为什么很多键盘要砍掉实用的数字小键盘，反而保留那些没人用的Home/End/PageUp之类的垃圾键。

>>109361188

You mean the reverse-L Enter key? I hate those keyboards. I have a Keytronic board with that which would have been an EXCELLENT keyboard if not for the layout.

你说的是那种倒L型回车键？我恨死了那种键盘。我有个Keytronic的板子用的就是这种，要不是因为布局问题，本来会是个超棒的键盘。

I've been seeing a lot of cheap keyboards in the US with the US layout but with an ISO enter key now.

我在美国见过很多便宜键盘，明明是US布局，却配了个ISO回车键。

>>109360971

Using a label maker to add key side text: genius or cringe?

用标签打印机加键帽侧刻：是天才还是中二？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/g/1784919132947561.jpg

>>109360971

normalfags will find it weird if you do not have any kind of rgb on your keyboard, but that doesn't matter since nobody enters your room anyways

如果键盘没有RGB灯效，普通宅男会觉得很怪，但这无所谓，反正也没人进你房间。

>>109362315

This, I think it looks pretty cool, just a little dated. If you have a matching mouse and a charming personality it's even better. You can pass it off as a niche aesthetic.

确实，我觉得挺酷的，就是稍微有点过时。如果你再配个同款的鼠标，再加上迷人的个性，那就更完美了。你可以把它说成是一种小众审美。

>>109360971

I have this exact one at my desk at work

我办公桌上就有这一款

I like it

我喜欢

I like the silver buttons at the top. Sony used to make hardware with nice aesthetics back then. I've an amp from around the same era.

我喜欢上面那些银色的按键。索尼那时候造的硬件审美确实不错。我手里还有个那个年代左右的功放。

>>109361149

>i can type faster with one hand than two

>我用单手打字比双手还快

>>109360971

If it don't look like laptop keyboard then it's fine, simple as.

只要不像笔记本键盘就行，就这么简单。

>>109361345

genius as long as there's enough clearance between the raised label and the key below

只要凸起标签和下面那个键之间有足够间隙，那就是天才之举

>>109363663

>knowing the position of each letter relative to the center 5 key

>知道每个字母键相对于中央5号键的位置

>having three fingers that can hit any of the surrounding keys

>有三根手指能碰到周围任意键位

Damn right, bitch.

说得对，婊子。

>>109360971

MY FUCKING KEYBOARD HAD TO DIE ON A FRIDAY FUCK ME

a whole vertical row of keys died, its a corsair k70 vengeance, I assume its the PCB that's fucked, because the leds are all lit up. worth trying to fix it or should I just get a new one?

一整列竖着的键都挂了，这是海盗船K70复仇者，我猜是PCB坏了，因为灯还全都亮着。值得修吗？还是直接买新的算了？

Man, what a warrior, I have been using it for more than a decade I think.

哥们，真是个战士，我想我用它都超过十年了。

sadly its a pain to open (hidden screws under the corsair logo), I guess next time I'll just get a cheapo membrane keyboard

悲哀的是拆开它很痛苦（海盗船Logo下有隐藏螺丝），看来下次我就直接买个便宜的薄膜键盘算了

>>109365116

I was using a Corsair rubber dome board of some note earlier and I had to stop using it (faster than my usual rotation of keyboards) because it was just so fucking wonky. Wouldn't connect out of sleep, the RGB lighting never did what I wanted, sometimes wouldn't let me type on half the board...

我以前用过一款海盗船的橡胶薄膜键盘，后来不得不扔掉（比我平时换键盘的频率还快），因为它太他妈不稳定了。从睡眠唤醒时连不上，RGB灯效从来达不到我要的效果，有时候连一半的键都敲不上字……

>>109360971

No, you can larping Keyboard, Japan meme

不，你们可以假装玩那个“键盘日本”的梗了