What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

在这种情况下你会怎么做？

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>>109355995

Move back to India saaar. They’ll never catch me in Mumbai.

搬回印度呗。他们休想抓到在孟买的我。

>>109355995

Pay with the only alternative currency they accept: sucking feminine rustroon penis

用他们接受的唯一替代货币付款：吸女性 rustroon 的阴茎

>>109355995

Pretend to be a college student working on a school project

假装成一个在做学校项目的学生

Just don't pay.

干脆不付钱。

>>109356017

on everybody's soul, we are ALL doing that for free

对每个人的灵魂来说，我们都在免费做这件事

>>109355995

> I'm building RetainDB a memory layer for AI agents. You send it a conversation, it extracts structured memories, stores them, and lets you search them later. The architecture is Cloudflare Workers + KV + Durable Objects + Queues.

> 我正在构建 RetainDB，一个用于 AI 智能体的记忆层。你发送给它一段对话，它会提取结构化的记忆、存储起来，并允许你稍后搜索。架构基于 Cloudflare Workers + KV + Durable Objects + Queues。

lol

哈哈

>>109356017

What payment processors can I use to accept such currency?

我可以使用什么支付处理器来接受这种货币？

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>>109355995

I do not pity serverlessfags

我不同情那些服务器less党

>>109356250

He gets what he fucking deserves. Remember, these faggots also did

他活该。记住，这帮混蛋也干过这种事

https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-stream-now-supports-nfts/

https://blog.cloudflare.com/get-started-web3/

>>109355995

this is why I don't use AWS or CloudFlare or any other jew service

这就是为什么我不使用 AWS 或 CloudFlare 或任何其他犹太服务

>>109355995

I have a $100/month limit set on these things.

我给这些服务设置了每月 100 美元的限制。

If you own the bank 5K that's your problem, if you own the bank 5M that's their problem.

如果你欠银行 5000，那是你的问题；如果你欠银行 500 万，那是他们的问题。

Cloudflare is poison

Cloudflare 是毒药

>>109359449

This his only mistake was racking up only 36k instead of 36M

他唯一的错误是只搞出了 36k 而不是 36M

>>109355995

i have cloudflare fatigue

我有 cloudflare 疲劳症

they release multiple products every week it feels like

他们感觉像是每周都发布多个产品

>>109355995

This is the same reason of why I don't use AWS for personal projects. Even if you have CloudFront metrics fed into a CloudWatch alarm that triggers a Lambda which update a WAF rule, there's still a small gap which allows bots and trolls to bankrupt you.

这也是我为什么不在个人项目上使用 AWS 的原因。即使你配置了 CloudFront 指标馈送到 CloudWatch 警报，触发 Lambda 更新 WAF 规则，仍然有一个小时间差，允许机器人和喷子把你搞破产。

It should be common knowledge by now that cloud providers are never the correct choice for hobby projects because they WILL bankrupt you and your only way out is them being unreasonably nice.

现在大家应该都知道，云提供商从来不是 Hobby 项目的正确选择，因为它们会搞垮你，而你唯一的出路就是他们大发慈悲。

>But you can set alerts

>但你可以设置警报

Won't help you because pricing is dynamic and calculated after the fact.

没用，因为定价是动态的，事后才计算。

You can just not pay.

你可以直接不付钱。

They cannot imprison you for not paying. At most they call collections and you can just ignore them too.

他们不能因为你没付钱就把你关进监狱。顶多他们会找催收公司，你也可以直接无视。

Your credit score might tank if there is such a thing in your country (USA btfo), but it's not a big deal unless you were looking to buy a house or something

如果你的国家有信用评分体系，你的信用分会暴跌（美国滚粗），但这没什么大不了的，除非你打算买房之类的

>>109357399

why not a $0 limit and host your own, faggot?

为什么不设 0 限制，然后自己托管，混蛋？

>>109360136

based and not afraid of Jews pilled

基于事实，而且不怕犹太人中毒

>>109356265

Only Rubles are accepted, sorry.

只接受卢布，抱歉。

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>>109360552

anything remotely as smart as corpo AI needs datacenter specs to run

任何稍微聪明一点的 corpora AI 都需要数据中心级别的规格才能运行

>>109355995

>What would you do in this situation?

>在这种情况下你会怎么做？

i would never be in such situation as i know better than to use meme serverless crap.

我永远不会陷入这种境地，因为我清楚用那种 meme 式的无服务器垃圾有多蠢。

>>109362331

big pickle works amazing. It's free

bigpickle 效果棒极了。而且是免费的。

>>109360552

Host my own Cloudflare and AWS? I value my time anon.

自己搭建 Cloudflare 和 AWS？匿名仔，我很惜命的。

>>109355995

>Pay for server

>花钱买服务器

>Fixed Dollar amount per month

>每月固定美元金额

>If you accidentally run some insane workload on your system, the worst thing that happens if that your system will become unresponsive

>如果你不小心在系统上跑了什么离谱的负载，最坏的情况也就是你的系统变得无响应

>A shitty LAMP stack on a weak ass server can easily serve everything that isn't Google-Sized in a few milliseconds to thousands of concurrent users

>在一个弱鸡服务器上跑个烂透的 LAMP 栈，也能在几毫秒内给成千上万并发用户提供除 Google 规模以外的一切服务

>Pay for SAAS shit

>花钱买 SaaS 垃圾

>Bill is russian roulette every month

>每个月的账单就像俄罗斯轮盘赌

>If you accidentally run some insane workload, you'll go bankrupt

>如果你不小心跑了什么离谱的负载，你就破产了

>Your "I'm basically Google. This is webscale. Once this service explodes, I'm ready to shard to database across 10,000 hosts!" nodeshit performs like absolute fucking garbage despite the monster of a system you're renting

>你那“我基本就是 Google，这是网页级规模，一旦这服务炸了，我就准备把数据库分片到 10,000 台主机上！”的节点扯淡，尽管租了个系统怪兽，性能却他妈的一坨屎

>>109362352

For now.

暂时是这样。

>>109362555

$5 VPS always wins

5 刀的 VPS 永远赢

>>109360592

That's unironically a man. You are a faggot.

这话不无道理，你是个汉子。你是个混蛋。

>>109362555

I still firmly believe this, as I have seen it from 2005 to today: Modern web development is over-engineered so that web devs can keep their jobs

我依然坚信这一点，从我 2005 年见到今天一直如此：现代 Web 开发过度设计了，这样 Web 开发人员才能保住饭碗。

We've traded the simplicity of jQuery, PHP, and LAMP for endless new frameworks, pipelines, and tools, resulting in fragile and overly complex software

我们用 jQuery、PHP 和 LAMP 的简单性，换取了 endless 的新框架、管道和工具，结果导致软件脆弱且过于复杂

What used to take a few web devs six months to build, and one guy one week a month to maintain and update, now takes a whole team running full-time

以前几个 Web 开发人员需要六个月才能构建，一个人每月花一周时间维护和更新的东西，现在需要一个全职团队来完成

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>>109356205

Exactly. It's not even real.

没错。甚至都不是真的。

>>109357399

You can't limit your spending on cloudflare larping faggot

你无法限制你在 Cloudflare 装逼时的花费，混蛋

>>109355995

It doesn't happen if you don't store your data on the cloud, just the process. S3/R2 and other cloud storage are expensive

如果你不把数据存储到云端，只存处理逻辑的话就不会发生。S3/R2 和其他云存储很贵