How much do you need your coins to pump in order to have sex again /biz/ bros? I

How much do you need your coins to pump in order to have sex again /biz/ bros? I need a 5x

你的币要涨多少你才能重新有性生活 /biz/ 兄弟们？我需要 5 倍

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>>62682775

I have a gf lol

我有女友哈哈

>>62682775

at least a 20x

起码 20 倍

>>62682778

im gonna fuck your gf lol

我要上你女友哈哈

I need bitcoin under 40k to have even a snowballs chance in hell of making it.

我需要比特币回到 4 万以下，才有地狱里一丝成事的可能。

>>62682775

1000x

>>62682775

I need XRP to go to $100, basically. Or Dogecoin to go to $20.

基本我需要 XRP 上 100 刀。或者狗狗上 20。

>>62682775

WELCOME TO THE GREAT CIRCUS OF EXISTENCE!

Picture, if you will, a roaring circus street from the year 1900—brass bands blaring, painted clowns shouting from the rooftops, wagons rattling over cobblestones, and thousands upon thousands of frantic contestants racing toward one grand destination.

想象一下 1900 年的马戏团街景：铜管乐队轰鸣、涂脸小丑在屋顶嘶喊、马车在鹅卵石上颠簸，成千上万人发狂般奔向同一个终点。

That, my friends, is life.

朋友们，这就是人生。

We are all like the sperm: thousands enter the race, each fighting desperately toward the same goal. They struggle, collide, push forward, and gamble everything on being the one that reaches the egg.

我们都像精子：千万个进入赛程，各自拼死冲向同一个目标。挣扎、碰撞、向前，把一切赌在「成为到达卵子的那一个」上。

And then—only one gets through.

然后——只有一个能过。

The rest? Rejected. Defeated. Forgotten.

其余的呢？被拒。战败。遗忘。

Harsh? Certainly. Unfair? Perhaps. But that is the grand comedy of nature: the race was never designed for everyone to win.

残酷？当然。不公？也许。但这就是自然的盛大喜剧：这场赛跑从来不是为「人人有奖」设计的。

So here we stand, beneath the circus lights, dressed as clowns in the greatest spectacle imaginable, laughing and fighting our way through the chaos—each of us convinced we are the star of the show.

所以我们站在这里，在马戏团灯光下，扮成这场最大奇观里的小丑，笑着、打着穿过混乱——每个人都坚信自己是主角。

But nature simply rings the bell and says:

而自然只是摇铃并宣布：

“Only one gets in. The rest go home.”

「只有一个能进。其余回家。」

Probably a x100 to be honest with you champ

老实说兄弟，得百倍吧

>>62683092

This I’m fucked basically

那基本完蛋了

>>62682775

x20 to be on the safe side

保险起见 20 倍

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I am 32 years old and I never even kissed a girl

我 32 岁，从没亲过一个女孩

>>62683730

im a 32 year old cute girl and ive kissed every guy you know except you

我是 32 岁的可爱女孩，你认识的每个男的都亲过，除了你

>>62683742

Hey. I just met that guy today

嘿，我今天才认识那家伙

>>62682775

>again

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> 5x

Impossible unless you get into a Robinhood shitter EXTREMELY early and sell asap before the same day rug. OR you might get a lucky lottery win with a SOL shitter that goes to $100m+ for absolutely no reason at all outside of the market and it's buyers being gay.

不可能，除非你极早进一个罗宾汉屎币、并在同一天 rug 前火速卖出。或者你运气爆棚，某个 SOL 屎币毫无理由地涨到 1 亿+——纯粹因为市场和买家都很gay。