Some jew just called me because I have 800k cash (tbills I'm not retarded) in my brokerage account and they want it invested.
有个犹太佬刚打电话给我,因为我券商账户里有 80 万现金(短期国债,我不是智障),他们想帮我投资。
Do what you will with that information.
这信息随你怎么用。
有个犹太佬刚打电话给我,因为我有 80 万现金(是短期国债,我不是智障)
Some jew just called me because I have 800k cash (tbills I'm not retarded) in my brokerage account and they want it invested.
有个犹太佬刚打电话给我,因为我券商账户里有 80 万现金(短期国债,我不是智障),他们想帮我投资。
Do what you will with that information.
这信息随你怎么用。
What percentage put towards blow and whores?
多少比例拿去磕可卡因和嫖?
>>62682197
Only with Thursday running profits allready locked in on the way to the Maldives Annual Yacht Races. Javelin missiles are allowed this year as per official judge rulings with the war and all. But the after party in Cairo Abdula Al Assad Al Shayeed is throwing is going to be an absolute fucking century banger. >wont want to miss invite only sorry chuds
只有在周四跑出利润、全部锁利、奔赴马尔代夫年度游艇赛的路上才行。按裁判正式裁定,战争期间今年允许带标枪导弹。开罗 Abdula Al Assad Al Shayeed 办的 after party 绝对是世纪狂欢。>凭邀请入场,抱歉 chuds 们错过了
Bonus Bounty Rewards on any Somali/Yemeni you can end up bagging on your way in. Navy Trannies don’t get the invite.
入场路上顺手抓到索马里/也门人还有额外赏金。海军变性人没邀请。
>Only real profit takers allowed
>只允许真正的获利者参加
See you all in Morocco
摩洛哥见
At what level of wealth do you get "the call"?
资产到什么量级会接到「那个电话」?
>>62682173
they want you to fuck up and lose it. easy to invest, but easy to scare you when the market shits the bed and they say "sell now before its too late goy!" that's how they get paid.
他们就盼着你搞砸亏光。投资很容易,但市场一崩他们吓唬你也容易:「趁早卖掉吧外邦人!」他们的佣金就是这么赚的。
>>62682230
I always thought it was a milli, they must be getting desperate for liquidity
我一直以为是百万级别,他们抢流动性抢急了
>>62682173
OP, you could invest it in my personal investment fund. just transfer the bills to me, I'll take care of your money
楼主,可以投进我的私人基金。把国债转给我,我帮你打理
Fidelity tried to link me with a local investment firm that wanted to charge a 1% annual fee to manage my retirement and brokerage accounts. That means they'd get $10k every year for $1 million worth of my investments. I politely told them to fuck off but one of them kept "checking in" on me for over 2 years.
Fidelity 曾想给我对接一家本地投资公司,要收 1% 年费管理我的退休和券商账户。也就是说每 100 万每年收 1 万。我礼貌地让他们滚,但其中一个人「回访」了我两年多。
>op has 800k in T bills
>楼主有 80 万短期国债
>of all the things he could invest in he chose t bills
>所有能投的东西里他选了短期国债
Yep he’s a retard
对,他就是个智障
Would they still call if you'd been all in on QQQ like a sensible person?
要是像正常人一样全仓 QQQ,他们还会打电话吗?
>>62682173
>800k all tbills
>80 万全是短期国债
>trusting the US gov with your money over "The Jews"
>把你的钱交给美国政府而不是「犹太人」
yeah...
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