I got paid today
我今天发工资了
我今天发工资了
>>62681932
that's a lot of money for 2 weeks. the most i ever got paid was $20/hr
两周挣这么多。我拿过的最高时薪也就 20 刀
it blows my mind people make like $40-$60hr, i literally failed at life. no papers. no nepo. no money.
有人能一小时挣 40-60 刀，这让我头脑爆炸，我简直是人生失败者。没身份（papers）。没裙带。没钱。
>>62681936
And somehow you think you’re above selling your body for money??
那你居然还觉得自己不至于出卖身体赚钱？？
>>62681943
is there a market for skinnyfat 40yos
瘦胖型 40 岁男有市场吗
>>62681936
Where do you think you went wrong in life?
你觉得你人生是哪里走岔了？
>>62681932
It pisses me off when people make more money than me
看到别人挣得比我多我就来气
>>62681995
not getting papers or nepo
没搞到身份或裙带关系
>>62681932
Dont be stupid, put it all in SPCX. Trust me bro!
别犯傻，全仓梭哈 SPCX。信我，老哥！
>>62681932
Me too I just went to the ATM and withdrew
我也是，我刚去 ATM 取了出来
>>62682003
just a reminder this guy originally claimed he kept SpaceX private for Mars. he also claimed Tesla and his other ventures were to pay for the Mars effort.
提醒一下，这哥们当初声称他把 SpaceX 保持私有是为了火星。他还声称特斯拉和他的其他事业都是为了给火星计划筹钱。
>>62681932
> rules
>规则如此
go all in on bingus
全仓梭哈 bingus
>>62682003
>>62682017
I'm a pussy so I put it into CDs with 4% yield
我比较怂，把钱放进了 4% 收益的大额存单（CD）
>>62682243
that's not a terrible idea, but you're barely keeping pace with inflation.
这不算坏主意，但你几乎只是勉强跑平通胀。
>>62681995
didnt do well in school for me
上学的时候成绩不行
like if u go to a good school and hopefully ur parents guide you, you will succeed.
就是说你要是上个好学校，再加上父母最好能引导你，你就能成功。
>>62681936
Just join a trade bro
去学门手艺吧，老哥
>only get paid this every month
>每个月只挣这么多
>still have a nice house and 100k in the bank
>却还有一套好房子和10万存款
let's hope you're doing better than me anon
希望你过得比我好，老哥
>>62681932
of course honey heres your allowance please dont divorce rape me hehe
好的亲爱的，这是你的零花钱，请不要离婚强奸我嘿嘿
>>62682568
Calling it an allowance is making the divorce more likely
管这叫零花钱会让离婚的概率更高
Try calling it her share of the revenue, she’s has enough shares to be considered a controlling partner
不如管这叫她的营收分成，她手里的股份已经够得上控股股东了
I was making that much every two weeks as well. Too bad I’m a drunk and fucked everything up and how I can’t work. Shit sucks living off EBT
我以前也是两周挣这么多。可惜我是个酒鬼，把一切都搞砸了，现在干不了活。靠 EBT（食品券）过活真不是滋味
>>62681932
I wish I got paid this much bi-weekly without overtime and that isn't even a lot of money.
真希望我不用加班也能双周挣这么多，而且这钱其实也不算多。
>>62682250
I know, I just don't know where to put it, I keep hearing that everything is going to be collapse soon so I just pussy out and put it in my Marcus account
我懂，我只是不知道该投哪，总听人说马上就要崩盘了，所以我认怂，把钱放进了 Marcus 账户
>>62681932
It gets me down to look at my bank account when I get paid, 70% of it always goes to crap I don’t want, and I can barely do anything with what’s left
每次发薪看银行账户都让我郁闷，70% 总是流向我不想要的东西，剩下那点钱基本啥也干不了
Last time, I could barely afford a pot.fun pot and go to a fucking casino for the first time, the rest of the month I was stuck at home doing nothing just because I can't afford to go out anymore
上一次，我连一个 pot.fun 烟锅都快买不起，还头一回去了趟该死的赌场，这个月剩下的日子我只能宅在家里无所事事，因为我已经出不起门了
>>62681936
Buddy half the time I make double that a paycheck and get paid on a weekly basis.
哥们，我一半的时候单周薪水就是你双周的两倍，还是按周发的那种。
>>62682003
Better grab some DOGE-1 (RH). You’ll get SPCX + an S-tier meme tied to the real-life moon mission.
最好买点 DOGE-1（RobinHouse 上有）。你能同时得到 SPCX 敞口 + 一个绑定真实月球任务的 S 级迷因。
>>62681936
pull your own bootstraps
自己拽自己的鞋带站起来吧
>>62683407
What do you waste your salary on?
你的工资都浪费在什么上面？
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