So....

So....

Ive burned thru all my savings (or nearly)

我已经花光了我所有的积蓄（或几乎）

in 1-2 years im either dead or in a better place

1-2年内我要么死了，要么去了一个更好的地方

Any advice ? imagine u know ur life ends somewhere between 1 - 2 years

有什么建议吗？想象一下你知道你的生命将在 1 到 2 年内结束

what would u do?

你会做什么？

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>>62606614

You sheeple always waiting for a man to boss you around,,,, lmao

你这个羊羔，总是等着一个男人对你发号施令，，，，lmao

>>62606614

so u cant get a job or welfare because..?

所以你找不到工作或福利因为..？

>>62606614

How does getting a job not become your priority here?

在这里找工作怎么没有成为你的首要任务呢？

Too mentally insane to hold a job?

精神太疯狂而无法保住工作吗？

If you're legitimately too mental to hold a job, the government pays for you to stay home and buy slop foods.

如果你确实精神太差而无法保住工作，政府就会支付你留在家里购买垃圾食品的费用。

>>62606614

Monk mode; focus on the spiritual and meditate all day so I ascend to a higher dimension and avoid respawn in this realm

武僧模式；整天专注于精神和冥想，这样我就提升到更高的维度并避免在这个领域重生

>>62606843

>1-2 years to live

> 还能活 1-2 年

>get a job

>找到工作

Spoken like a true jew

像真正的犹太人一样说话

>>62606851

OP didn't say he only has 1-2 years to live though.

OP并没有说他只剩下1-2年的生命了。

If that's what he means, he should be more specific.

如果他是这个意思，他应该说得更具体一些。

>>62606642

i cant food stamps because of my brokerage account. i have assets so no assistance for me!

由于我的经纪账户，我无法领取食品券。我有资产，所以没有任何帮助！

>>62606614

you could try robbing a bank.

你可以尝试抢劫银行。

>>62606614

its simple really. hire a finanical advisor if you're too retarded to sell on profit

真的很简单。如果您太迟钝而无法以盈利方式出售，请聘请财务顾问

>>62606868

as in, i only have 1-2 years left until i cant keep up my lfiesrtle and i might have to kms cause i dont wanna be a brokie

比如说，我只剩下 1-2 年的时间了，直到我无法继续我的生活，我可能不得不公里，因为我不想成为经纪人

>>62606870

Cash out brokerage, move all into BTC on a cold wallet and get on food stamps.

兑现经纪业务，将所有资金转移到冷钱包中的比特币中，并获得食品券。

>>62609142

How about you spend the 1-2 years figuring out how to live like a brokie?

你花一两年时间弄清楚如何像经纪人一样生活怎么样？

Go on an adventure.

去冒险吧。

Befriend hobos. Learn their tricks.

与流浪汉交朋友。学习他们的技巧。

Buy a tent, try surviving in the woods, learn how to hunt.

买一个帐篷，尝试在树林里生存，学习如何狩猎。

Get /fit/, become a gigolo.

变得/适合/，成为一个舞男。

Buy a camera, try streaming your life Kick.

买一台相机，尝试直播你的生活 Kick。

Move to California, become a thief or a squatter. The police will not arrest you.

搬到加利福尼亚，成为小偷或擅自占地者。警察不会逮捕你。

You have nothing to lose

你没有什么可失去的

>>62609226

>just be homeless and broke bro

>只是无家可归，破产了兄弟

uhh no?

呃，不？

Get a job?

找到工作吗？

>>62609226

This is my backup plan when the economy collapses. I'm driving to Cali and sleeping in the vacation home of a different NFL athlete every night. I'm taking their sneakers for food money, too.

这是经济崩溃时我的后备计划。我每天晚上开车去卡利，睡在不同 NFL 运动员的度假屋里。我也拿他们的运动鞋换食物钱。

>>62610252

Thats how u get beat up by a man with a hoodie & ski mask.

这就是你被一个穿着连帽衫和滑雪面具的男人殴打的方式。

>>62609956

Are you the same guy a while ago that was posting about, how do I get rich without doing any work? And was considering going to prison to make drug dealing connections instead of getting a job like a normal person?

你是不久前发帖说“我如何不做任何工作就能致富”的那个人吗？是否考虑进监狱去建立毒品交易关系，而不是像正常人一样找工作？