Unforeseen Roadblock

Long story short, I have between $1-2M CASH but I can’t buy anything that requires titles or deeds because a Jew will appear and ask “Watcha got there?”

长话短说，我有 1-200 万美元现金，但我买不到任何需要头衔或契约的东西，因为一个犹太人会出现并问“Watcha 到那里了吗？”

I barely have $10k in my bank how TF do I buy land and hire a home builder? I have essentially reached the finish line and will be able to “print money” once I have my own space but globokikes have set a trap.

我的银行里只有 1 万美元，我该如何购买土地并雇用房屋建筑商？我基本上已经到达了终点线，一旦我有了自己的空间，就可以“印钞票”，但环球摩托车已经设置了陷阱。

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How did you not foresee this?

你怎么没有预见到这一点？

Yeah…I know

是的……我知道

>>62598250

If only there was some way to set up a legal entity in another name to hold title for you.

如果有某种方法可以以另一个名称设立一个法人实体来为您持有所有权就好了。

Fucking retard nobody this stupid has millions to spend

他妈的弱智，没有人这么愚蠢，可以花数百万美元

>>62598274

No you fucking moron no matter what entity owns the land there is going to be a burden of proof on the income to prove that the Jews got their clippings at some point. Fucking hell

不，你这个白痴，无论哪个实体拥有这片土地，都会有收入举证责任，以证明犹太人在某个时候得到了他们的剪报。他妈的地狱

That’s what offshore banks are for. They help you create a business to put your money in so you can buy shit.

这就是离岸银行的用途。他们帮助你创建一家公司，把钱投入进去，这样你就可以买东西了。

>>62598250

who did you knock over, OP? did you steal from the Armenian money train??? were you that stupid to think they wouldn't find you? you should move away and change your name anon, hurry they're on their way

OP，你撞倒了谁？你从亚美尼亚的火车上偷钱了吗？？？你就这么傻以为他们找不到你吗？你应该立刻搬走并改名，快点他们上路了

>>62598306

I just got really good at handjobs and very efficient. My biceps are glorious af I can rip your pecker apart like a KitKat

我刚刚变得非常擅长打手枪而且效率很高。我的二头肌很棒，我可以像奇巧巧克力一样撕碎你的阴茎

Anyway I like that the people giving the boldest advice have never held so much money at any one time

无论如何，我喜欢那些提出最大胆建议的人从未在任何时候持有过这么多钱

>>62598313

>those biceps

>那些二头肌

can i have 10% of a handjob? it was promised to me 3000 years ago. come on OP

我可以有10%的打手枪吗？这是三千多年前就向我许诺的。来吧OP

>>62598250

serious answer: buy an ounce or two of yellow stuff per month.10oz of argent stuff at the same rate. but mostly yellow stuff.

严肃的回答：每月购买一两盎司黄色的东西。以同样的价格购买 10 盎司银色的东西。但主要是黄色的东西。

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Normally my advice is to switch countries but you'd need to have your whole networth in crypto for that, and with cash you're just stuck being where you are.

通常我的建议是切换国家，但你需要将你的全部净资产都存入加密货币，而有了现金，你就只能呆在原地。

I guess your only option is being a forever rentoid but hey - at least you can eat well and leave good tips. Lmao

我猜你唯一的选择就是永远成为一个租客，但是嘿——至少你可以吃得好，并留下好的小费。左毛

>>62598356

this, OP. move to a place without jews. antarctica maybe.

这个，OP。搬到没有犹太人的地方。也许是南极洲。

Yeah I considered crypto but it all has to be “fedurully regyulaytud” and no builder is going to accept doge

是的，我考虑过加密货币，但这一切都必须是“联邦监管”，没有建设者会接受总督