Any advice on how to properly save and manage my money without being impulsive?

Any advice on how to properly save and manage my money without being impulsive? I'm 30, it's time to be an adult about these things

我30了，该成熟对待这些事了。怎么才能好好存钱、管钱，不冲动消费？

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>>62595338

When you make ramen dump out half the water and just use half the seasoning packet so you save money on seasoning

煮泡面时倒掉一半水，调料包只用一半，这样调料钱就省了。

>>62595338

get it out of your system. go full retard for a year or two.

先把这股冲动发泄完。狠狠疯个一两年。

>>62595338

Sex with wide girl

跟宽妹上床。

okay

so

Stop spending money

别花钱了。

>>62595487

too hard

太难了。

Have kids.

生个孩子。

Take poops at work to save money on toilet paper and water

上班时拉屎，省家里的卫生纸和水费

It all adds up!

积少成多嘛

You're a zoomie, it's impossible for you.

你是Z世代（Zoomie），这对你不现实

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>>62595685

reduce spending

减少开支

buy in bulk then sell the extra stuff instead of getting ripped off by single's taxes

批发囤货，把多余的卖掉，别被单买税（single's taxes）坑

stop getting doordash

别再点DoorDash外卖了

try to get the value deal that's 2 dollars no fries instead of getting jewed by the 15 dollar drink-fries-burger combo

点2美元不加薯条的超值餐，别被那个15美元饮料+薯条+汉堡套餐当冤大头宰（jewed）

Lose weight this way (your body will crave less food)

这样还能减肥（身体不会那么馋吃的）

Be homeless. It's easy to fake having a home in most jobs, just say you live where your parents live. Get food from food banks. The biggest sources of bad smell are your anus and pits, and you can wash those at your job's bathroom. Only buy food at your work, otherwise use food banks. The only downside is that you need a big bag to store some clothes and a thick bed top.

直接当流浪汉。大部分工作里假装有住处很容易，填你父母家地址就行。吃的去食物银行（food banks）领。身上最臭的是屁眼和胳肢窝，这些在公司卫生间就能洗。除了在公司买点吃的，其他全靠食物银行。唯一麻烦是你得有个大包装衣服，还得有个厚床垫。

just work out and get a sugarfoid

练好身材，傍个糖妈/金主（sugarfoid）

>>62595338

Nobody get extremely rich by saving little by little. All the crypto rich get wealthy from instant moonshot. Aye, get rich quick or you will be forever alone and invisible to the high school crush.

没人靠一毛一毛省钱变巨富。所有加密货币暴富的人都是靠一波暴涨（moonshot）翻身的。喂，要么一夜暴富，要么你永远注孤生，高中暗恋对象连看都不看你。

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