my home address was leaked in the fucking trezor hack. wtf am i gonna do now. do

my home address was leaked in the fucking trezor hack. wtf am i gonna do now. do i need to turn my house into a fortress or something. how am i gonna protect myself when the thugs inevitably show up to steal my 10k chainlink

我家地址在特雷佐那次该死的泄露里被爆出来了。我他妈现在能怎么办。要不要把房子改成堡垒之类的。等那帮混混迟早找上门抢我的1万枚链链(Chainlink)时，我该怎么保护自己？

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I’m sure the smell will be enough to keep would be thieves away.

我敢保证，你身上那味儿就足够把潜在小偷全熏跑了。

>>62594785

hope you enjoy the Taste of Wrench op

楼主，祝你好好享受扳手套餐。

because if you only offer up 10k link, them lads gonna keep right on keepin' on beating on you.

因为要是你只肯交1万枚链链，那帮小子会一直揍你，揍个没完。

>>62594785

gimme dem lankz, wyte boi

把链链交出来，白佬。

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>>62594785

You only have $86k left to lose

你只剩$86k可亏了。

Aren't you worried at all instead about the $145,000 you already lost this year because you think like a stink

你就一点都不担心今年已经亏掉的那$145,000吗？你这屎一样的脑回路。

It's just rats cleaning up the crumbs at this point

现在不过是老鼠在捡残渣罢了。

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>>62594785

It’s good to be a rentcuck that moves to a new rental every year.

当那种每年换租房的租房龟男，其实挺好。

>>62594785

Basically every business in the world has a known address and more money on hand than you do. We just buy insurance that covers robbery.

基本全世界每家企业地址都公开，手头现金也比你多。我们就买个保抢劫的保险。

>>62594785

>trezor hack

>特雷佐被黑事件

Not your wallet not your coin

不是你的钱包，币就不是你的。

>>62594785

>home invader break into your house

>入室匪徒闯进你家

>force you to open up your trezor app

>逼你打开特雷佐App

>just dogebonk, fartcoin, polkadot and trumpcoin

>只有狗邦克(DogeBonk)、屁币(Fartcoin)、波卡(Polkadot)和特朗普币(Trumpcoin)

>where are you hiding the bitcoin??? Tell me or I'm cutting off a finger

>你把比特币(Bitcoin)藏哪儿了？？？不说我就剁你一根手指。

>I never bought any, polkadot is the future of finance! Any day now its going to the moon!

>我没买过，波卡是金融的未来！现在任何一天都会去月球！

>>62594785

shiiii dis foo addy got posted up on dat treeso leak, all em cripto coins goin strait to my retirement fund now

shiiii dis foo addy 在 dat treeso 上发布了泄漏，所有加密货币现在都流入了我的退休基金

>ye open up nice n slow now or i pop yo cracka ass, bitch

>你现在打开得很好，很慢，否则我会爆你的屁股，婊子

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>>62595020

OP forgot to roll 100 dice to decide which hardware wallet to buy for maximum randomness

OP 忘记掷 100 个骰子来决定购买哪个硬件钱包以获得最大的随机性

>>62595195

Kek then they shoot him in the head for being retarded

凯克然后他们因为他智障而向他的头部开枪

If it was leaked then tell us what it is

如果它被泄露了，请告诉我们它是什么

>live in white neighborhood

>住在白人社区

>german shepherd

>德国牧羊犬

>revolver in jeans at all times

> 始终穿着牛仔裤的左轮手枪

problem?

>>62594785

your only option is to become a perpetual traveler rentoid

你唯一的选择就是成为一个永远的旅行者

>>62594785

your keys. your bitcoin

你的钥匙。你的比特币

>he doesn’t have a dummy wallet filled with fake scam coins to trick robbers

>他没有装满假骗局硬币的假钱包来欺骗强盗

Ngmi

>>62596814

future of finance right here

金融的未来就在这里

>>62594785

>Gibs me dem shanelanks ytboi

>给我点赞 ytboi

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>>62597598

Wtf they're giving opposing gang signs

Watf 他们正在给出敌对帮派的标志

>>62597620

The two in the pink one in the stink gang has come to steal your links

臭帮里的两个粉红色的人来偷你的链接了

>>62597598

M...maybe I could pleasure your BBCs and you leave my link (ticker LINK) alone?

M...也许我可以取悦你们的 BBC，然后你们就别管我的链接（股票代码 LINK）？

>>62597650

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>>62594785

How do you find out if your info was part of the hack?

如何查明您的信息是否是黑客攻击的一部分？

>>62594959

Kek

>>62597656

The video where they're fucking the dudes girl and trying to get him to unlock the phone is so funny. Think the girl set him up

他们和那些家伙女孩做爱并试图让他解锁手机的视频非常有趣。认为那个女孩陷害了他

>>62598114

don't worry, the hackers will let you know. Personally.

别担心，黑客会让你知道的。亲自。