>打开 AOC（亚历山德里娅·奥卡西奥-科尔特斯）的财务披露表
>open up AOC financial disclosure form
>打开 AOC（亚历山德里娅·奥卡西奥-科尔特斯）的财务披露表
>401k is from her stint at "National Hispanic Institute" 8 years ago
>401k 是她8年前在“National Hispanic Institute（全国拉美裔协会）”打工时攒的
>all invested in high yield bonds
>全砸在高收益债券里
>5 year return: -14.18%
>5年收益：-14.18%
why are socialists like this?
社会主义者咋都这样？
>>62593275
why should anyone have to invest 20% of their gross earnings into a "stock" "market" to have the slightest chance at retiring?
凭什么有人必须把毛收入的20%投进“股票”“市场”，才能有哪怕一点点退休的希望？
>>62593275
She's brown.
她是个棕皮。
She's a woman.
她是个女的。
She's a communist.
她是个共产分子。
She was a bartender.
她以前当酒保。
She lives in NYC.
她住在纽约。
She's a Millennial.
她是千禧一代。
Are you surprised?
你很意外吗？
>>62593282
she has staff who should have at least told her to VOO and chill if she doesn't want to do anything else.
她手下那帮人至少也该告诉她，要是懒得管，直接买 VOO 躺平就行。
>>62593280
Because you and 5 billion of your best friends failed to have 5 children.
因为你和你五十亿最好的朋友都没生出5个孩子。
>>62593285
that directly supports capitalism
这直接撑资本主义。
it's more correct to spend all your money on sustainable initiatives. who cares if you lose money after 5 years?
把钱全砸可持续发展项目上才更正确，五年后亏光了又怎样？
it's about being a decent human being. try it sometime
关键是做个体面人，你也试试。
It wouldnt look good if she had big sum invested aka looking rich for her voters
她要是投了巨款，aka在选民面前显得很有钱，那可不好看。
She has 100% something undisclosed or in name of someone else too look more socialist
她100%还有没披露的东西，要么挂在别人名下，就为了更像社会主义者。
>>62593320
ok, maybe she doesn't want to own banking stocks because "le evil banks" but why go all in on junk bonds? that is the most predatory investment she probably had access to and she fell for it. HIGH YIELD
行吧，也许她不想买银行股，因为“le evil banks”，但干嘛全押垃圾债？这很可能是她能碰到的最掠夺性的投资，结果她还上钩了。HIGH YIELD
>>62593546
She's gotten fat not thick. I miss her at her old weight. A spicy little latina and now she has completed the mandatory transformation into a short fat abuela. Latinas are only good from ages 18-25, but then again you could say that for all women so its a bit unfair to judge latinas so harshly. They just swing very dramatically, they go from a hot tamale to a round blob. It would be shocking if it didnt happen so consistently.
她现在是真胖了，不是thick那种有肉感。我想念她以前那个体重，一个火辣小拉丁妹，现在直接完成强制转型，变成矮胖老太婆。拉丁妹确实只有18-25岁能打，但话说回来所有女人都这样，所以对拉丁妹这么苛刻也不太公平。她们就是变化特别剧烈，从热辣小辣椒直接变圆滚滚一坨。要不是每次都这样，还真挺震惊的。
>>62593275
>5 year return: -14.18%
>5年收益：-14.18%
and? people in this supposedly investment board are down more than 50% in a year, 99% in 5 years
那又怎样？这个所谓的投资版块里，有人一年亏超50%，五年亏99%。
>>62593644
I have a theory that latinas genetics maintain a higher tension for a shorter period of time which is why they are so furtile.
我有个理论：拉丁妹的基因会在更短时间内维持更高张力，所以她们才这么能生。
Because of that short span of focused physiological fertility tension, they implode quickly after prime birth years
因为这种生理生育张力集中在很短一段时间内，过了最佳生育年龄她们就快速垮掉。
>>62593728
Yeah but not in their 401k anon
是啊，但她们的401k里可不会这样，anon。
>>62593275
How could you lose money on bonds.
你怎么会在债券上亏钱？
>>62593275
yet she still outperformed your -90% portfolio of jeetcoins
但她照样跑赢了你那个-90%的土狗币组合。
>>62594288
those are junk bonds and they got screwed on rates
那些是垃圾债(junk bonds)，被利率坑惨了。
>>62593861
How many of them have a 401k anon? Most of biz are just wagies buying and selling scraps at a time.
老兄，他们有几个有401k养老账户(401k)的？biz版(biz)上大多数人就是社畜，拿点小钱小打小闹罢了。
>>62593275
Doesn't she get paid 6 figures? Why is she broke? Why is her 401k empty? Why isn't she invested in some woke etf or bond? This looks less like humility and more like incompetence.
她不是拿六位数工资吗？怎么还是个穷鬼？401k账户怎么空的？怎么没买点觉醒ETF(ETF)或债券？这看着不像谦虚，更像无能。
>>62594446
So she bought a bond that had negative interest?
所以她买的是负利率债券？
>>62594858
no, she bought high yield (risky) corporate debt and then the fed raised riskless rate. price of her investment dropped.
不是，她买的是高收益（高风险）企业债，然后美联储(Fed)把无风险利率提高了，她持仓的价格就跌了。
nobody should be 100% in bonds in their retirement account and at age of 30 it is simply retarded to even have 40% bonds.
养老账户里100%配债券本来就不该，30岁还配40%债券简直是脑瘫。
>>62594866
But I'm 30 and have 40% bonds....
可我30岁，也有40%债券……
>>62593275
AOC could marshal up quite literally a billion dollars, as Kamala did in 2024, at the snap of her fingers from her obsequious donor class if she needed it.
奥卡西奥-科尔特斯(AOC)真缺钱的话，完全可以像2024年的卡玛拉(Kamala)那样，手指一勾就从那群跪舔她的金主手里筹到十亿美元。
>>62593275
She's financially retarded but at least she's not corrupt
她理财是脑瘫，但至少不腐败。
>>62593275
retards naturally rise to the top of the social hierarchy and dominate leadership positions
弱智天生更容易爬到社会顶层，占据领导位置。
>>62594990
anon, I have bad news
兄弟，我有坏消息。
>noooo why isn't this politician enriching themselves from their political position like all the other ones
>不要啊——为什么这个政客不像其他那些一样，利用职务给自己捞钱？
Americans lol
美国人，笑死。
>>62593275
We need someone with the ironclad business success of Trump to make it.
我们需要一个像特朗普(Trump)那种商业上实打实成功的人来成事。
>>62593275
You do realize that bonds were not supposed to fall like EVER?
你难道不知道债券本来压根就不该跌的吗？
Every single millionaire, economist, etc. always said on television "do not let inflation eat your money, invest it in bonds! They are stable and will never fall while your money will be safe from inflation!"
每个百万富翁、经济学家之类的都在电视上说"别让通胀吃掉你的钱，去买债券！债券稳得很，永远不会跌，还能让你的钱不被通胀侵蚀！"
The fact that the bonds fell this much, means that not only is she fucked, but the whole USA is fucked and will have a severe crisis very soon.
债券跌这么惨，说明不光她完蛋了，整个美国也完蛋了，而且很快就要爆发一场严重危机。
>>62593282
>She's a Millennial.
>她是千禧一代（Millennial）。
This is the main factor. Millennials are the dumbest, most financially illiterate generation. There's a reason why so many of them are socialists. The 2008 crisis fucked up their heads and put them off investing or ever buying a home. They unironically see 2008 as 99% of people losing EVERYTHING (home, savings, retirement, jobs) and le evil bankers running away with the money. They have a very cartoonish, juvenile view of the world and are now approaching middle age and renting or living with parents.
这才是主因。千禧一代是最蠢、最不懂理财的一代。这么多人搞社会主义不是没原因的。2008年危机把他们脑子搞坏了，让他们不想投资、不想买房。他们真就把2008年当成99%的人失去了一切（房子、存款、退休金、工作），然后 le 邪恶银行家卷钱跑路。他们对世界的看法又卡通又幼稚，现在都人到中年了，还在租房或者跟爸妈住。
>>62596407
Stupid stereotype btw. Out of all generations, millennials are the most represented in the libertarian party. And millennials abroad also, for example in Argentina they voted for Milei
顺便一说，这刻板印象真蠢。在所有世代里，千禧一代在自由意志党（libertarian party）里占比最高。国外千禧一代也一样，比如阿根廷的千禧一代就投了米莱（Milei）。
All of the DSA socialist supporters are zoomers
DSA那帮社会主义支持者全是Z世代（zoomers）。
>>62596400
it's all by design and nothing nothing ever happens, enjoy your rice and beans and being poor
一切都是设计好的，啥也不会发生，好好享受你的大米豆子和穷日子吧。
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