When did you realize that everything is going to always suck?
你是什么时候意识到一切都会一直烂下去的？
你是什么时候意识到一切都会一直烂下去的？
When did you realize that everything is going to always suck?
你是什么时候意识到一切都会一直烂下去的？
Probably last year when I was too pussy to fomo into avantis and zcash, if I had done that I could have (hypothetically) turned 10k into 100k and then 100k into 1.2 million
大概去年我太怂了，没敢FOMO上车Avantis（Avantis）和Zcash（Zcash），要是当时冲了，理论上10k能滚成100k，再滚到1.2 million。
Escaping the poorzone requires a lot of risk and the potential to totally fuck yourself even harder than you already have been fucked. Ironic, once you have a million it's relatively easy to just ride broad market etfs and turn that into 4 million in 4 years, but a lot of anons end up fucking taht up by trying to make it 10 million in 2.
想脱离穷鬼圈（poorzone）得冒大险，搞不好还会把自己玩得更惨。讽刺的是，手里有1 million之后，躺着买大盘ETF（broad market ETFs）就能在4 years里变成4 million，但很多匿名老哥（anons）想在2年内冲到10 million，结果反而把牌打烂。
>>62588431
Wtf does hinge+ actually cost that much?
不是，Hinge+（Hinge+）真他妈这么贵？
>>62588431
What is wrong with Kirkland toilet paper and costco?
Kirkland厕纸（Kirkland toilet paper）和开市客（Costco）招谁惹谁了？
>>62588431
there is nothing more to want out of life than costco towels and rotisserie chicken tho
讲真，人生别无所求，就想有开市客的毛巾和烤鸡（rotisserie chicken）。
>>62588493
Supposed to be for poors even though it's pretty good quality TP.
明明质量还不错的厕纸，偏说是给穷人用的。
>>62588498
Supposed that to be for poors…?
所以这是给穷人用的……？
I live in a major vhcol city, Costco is definitely not for poors.
我住在一个高消费城市（vhcol city）里，开市客绝对不是给穷人逛的。
>>62588498
I shop at costco and it is definitely not for poors regardless of whether I am rich or poor.
我也逛开市客，不管我穷还是富，开市客都不是给穷人准备的。
>>62588431
>make 50k
>年薪50k
>live in a 150sqft hovel
>住150sqft的狗窝
Thank god I have my own bathroom
谢天谢地我还有独立卫生间
>don’t clean, just scrub the toilet bowl and shower stall
>不打扫卫生，只刷马桶和淋浴间
>tumbleweeds of human hair blow around on the carpet when the fan is on
>风扇一开，地毯上的头发团就像风滚草一样到处滚
>crumb kingdoms in every corner
>每个角落都是碎
>switch between steak, chicken, or lamb and pasta EOD as OMAD for meals
正餐一日一餐(OMAD)，今天牛排/鸡肉/羊肉，明天意面，隔天(EOD)轮换。
>cook them in an air fryer and electric hot plate
用空气炸锅和电陶炉做熟。
>hobbies are
>爱好是
-walking to the park a few blocks from me and sitting on a bench and smoking a cigarette along with a donut/coffee the donut shop nearby
——步行去几个街区外的公园，坐在长椅上，抽根烟，再配着附近甜甜圈店的甜甜圈和咖啡
-jerking off
——撸管
-playing 10 year old ps4 games
——玩10年前的PS4游戏
>treat myself to a $30 dollar large pizza and some pilsners every Saturday
>每周末犒劳自己一顿30美元的大披萨加几杯皮尔森啤酒
>worth 145k
>身家145k
I don’t really care if I continue to live or die tomorrow. I’m going through the motions
明天是死是活我都无所谓，整个人在混日子
I am always amazed at what anons claim are their auto insurance payments. I have a '25 Ranger and a '17 GT350 for 1800 a year. Where are you guys living?
每次看到匿名用户（anons）报的车险金额我都惊了。我一辆'25 Ranger（Ranger）和一辆'17 GT350（GT350），一年保费才1800。你们都住哪？
>>62588557
I don’t drive. I take the bus.
我不开车，坐公交
Driving around a depreciating metal shitbox just so girls will touch your 5 inch cock is really bizarre to me. I get chauffeured around while I shitpost
就为让妹子摸你那5英寸的小兄弟，开着一辆贬值的金属破车到处转悠，这事在我看来真够怪的。我一边水帖一边有人开车送我
You dorks have to keep your little hands on the wheel and eyes on the road while you “whip” your little dicktouch mobile
你们这群死宅还得一边小手扶方向盘、眼盯路面，一边“飙”你那辆小JB碰碰车
>>62588431
>>62588568
God blesses us all in different ways
上帝眷顾每个人的方式不同
>>62588557
Hello rurafag :)
哈喽 rurafag :)
>>62588581
>not owning a bidet
>没装洁身器（bidet）
Disgusting
>>62588431
Debone the chicken and roll it up in a tortilla with green chilies, onion, cheese, salt, and seasonings. Drop the whole thing in hot oil and fry until crispy
把鸡肉去骨，和青辣椒、洋葱、芝士、盐、调料一起卷进玉米饼里，整卷下锅热油，炸到酥脆
Instant happiness
秒速快乐
>>62588529
Basically me except I am playing 20 year old original Xbox star wars games. I am doing better about cooking for myself but the tradeoff is i am bad about cleaning up aside from doing dishes...
差不多，只不过我玩的是20年前初代Xbox（original Xbox）上的《星球大战》（Star Wars）游戏。自己做饭比以前有进步，但代价是除了洗碗，别的收拾活一塌糊涂……
>>62588431
>Klarna
>car lease
>汽车租赁
The creator of this meme is just a huge retard with money
这个meme的作者就是个有钱的巨傻逼
>>62588872
I stack silver and my house has one of these, kek. Previous owner had it installed and it was low on the list of things I wanted to replace, it's actually kind of nice desu, it's got jets and shit.
我囤白银，家里也有个这玩意儿，kek。前任房主装的，本来在我要换的东西里优先级很低，其实还挺不错的desu，带喷水啥的。
>>62588529
Damn nigga, clean your room
卧槽哥们，收拾下你房间
>>62588872
Zoomers wont be able go afford this shit
Z世代（Zoomers）这辈子也买不起这玩意
>>62588465
>all I had to do was perfectly time the bottom and top of two consecutive crypto scams
>我要做的不过是精准踩中两波加密货币骗局的底和顶而已
Just do an 8 leg parlay on the sports team of your choice, higher probability of success.
直接给你喜欢的运动队来个8串1，成功率更高
>>62589016
A bidet doesn't clean homegrown American peanut butter shits. It takes half a roll of toilet paper to get that off and your washcloth still comes out of yoir ass brown when you wash later.
洁身器冲不掉土生土长的美式花生酱屎，半卷厕纸都擦不净，回头洗澡毛巾从屁股里抽出来还是棕色的
>>62589358
>the bottom and top
>底和顶
You don't need to perfectly time it, just get in low, both of those stayed elevated for weeks before collapsing.
不用精准抄底逃顶，低位进场就行，那两波骗局拉高后都撑了好几周才崩
>>62589364
time to change up your diet sir. been doing the 5 to 7 servings of fruits/veg per day and now my shits are always log form and sometimes the TP comes out clean from a single wipe.
老哥你该改改饮食了。我现在每天5到7份蔬果，拉出来的屎永远是一根一根的，有时候厕纸一擦就干净
>>62588431
I haven’t because I’m not a materialistic myopic dummie
我没有，因为我不是那种物质又短视的蠢货
>>62588431
>1pbtid
>vague goy defeatism
>含糊的goy失败主义
datamining humiliation thread
数据挖掘羞辱帖
>>62588529
Disgusting. At least clean up your room anon. You wont pull any puss that way.
恶心。你起码把房间收拾一下吧兄弟。这样可把不到妹
>>62588529
what does it have to do with business and finance of making 50k? cleaning your house is literally free
这跟赚50k的生意财经版有半毛钱关系？打扫房间本来就是免费的
>>62589582
why must it look good though?
但它为什么一定要好看呢？
>>62589595
what aspects of life will improve when i commit to a clean place?
坚持保持家里干净，生活哪些方面会变好？
>>62589636
>>62589637
Health of your body and mind.
身心健康
More space.
空间更大
>>62589637
less visual clutter = cleaner head space, less narrow vision, you start seeing broader opportunities
视觉杂物越少，脑子越清爽，视野不再那么窄，也能看到更广阔的机会。
>>62588431
>blaming the entirely voluntary lifestyle creep on some outside force
>完全自愿的生活方式膨胀，却硬要甩锅给外部力量。
>>62588431
As someone who has been pretty schizoid for about 20 years, my daily experience of the world is about what it used to be. Only I have the ability to make some decent cash online and avoid wage work. [current year] has been a marginal improvement for me, ngl.
我这二十来年都挺精神分裂的，日常对世界的感受跟以前差不多。只是现在能上网赚点不错的钱，不用去打工。[current year] 对我来说稍微好了一点，不瞒你说。
>>62589528
This site died after the cambridge analytica thing, so it doesn't matter that much anymore. We're ghosts haunting a dead site on a dead internet. Just post wherever.
这破站自从剑桥分析（Cambridge Analytica）那事之后就已经死了，所以现在也无所谓了。我们就是一群幽灵，守着个死站，在死去的互联网上游荡。想在哪发就在哪发。
>>62589643
>>62589642
valid points i repeat VALID
说得在理，我再说一遍：说得在理。
maybe then the money comes pouring in
说不定到时候钱就哗哗地进来了。
I'm in the top 2% of my country in terms of personal wealth.
按个人财富算，我在全国前2%。
I live like I'm in poverty because if I touch it I quickly fall down the list and I need to invest it to go up.
我过得跟穷人一样，因为一碰那笔钱排名就往下掉，只有投资才能往上爬。
The tax man wants all of it and is constantly bullying.
税局想把所有钱都收走，还天天欺负你。
What's the point
图啥呢。
>>62588431
Wait, guy on the bottom is retarded. Giga debt for a house, poor choice of a car, no glass screen protector, goyim loans, goyim subscriptions, merchandise, wants 1.2M home but buys cheap food...
等等，最底下那哥们纯弱智。为房子背上天量债务，车选得烂，手机连钢化膜都不贴，还借外邦人（goyim）贷款、订外邦人订阅、买周边，想要1.2M的房子却吃便宜食物……
Of course he's premium poverty, he's a premium goyim with a bird brain.
也难怪他是顶配贫困，他就是个高级外邦人，脑子跟鸟一样。
>>62589636
Mental health, lower cortisol, lower background cognitive load, more self-discipline - exactly what you need to aucceed in life and business, especially investing.
心理健康、皮质醇更低、后台认知负担更小、自律更强——这正是人生和事业上，尤其是投资里最需要的。
>grew up poor and not giving a shit about money
>从小穷到大，对钱也完全不在乎。
>stumble into /biz/ and learn my money can be invested
>误入 /biz/，发现我的钱还能拿去投资
>lose my job two years ago
>两年前丢了工作
>neet ever since
>此后一直当尼特(NEET)
>lived a comfy life
>小日子过得挺舒服
What exactly do you need money for? I am always so confused how everyone spends all their paycheck. On what? Movie tickets and hipster beer? How is everyone so broke?
你到底要钱干嘛？我就搞不懂，怎么所有人工资都花得一干二净。花在哪儿？电影票和精酿潮啤？大家怎么都这么穷？
>>62588431
You just need a tiny bit of Diogenes in your life
你生活里只需要一点第欧根尼(Diogenes)那味儿
>>62589636
For your own good, your making It into a ground for bacteria, dust other and shit that will affect your health. Dont you have allergies whatsoever?
为你好，你这是把它搞成细菌、灰尘还有其他垃圾的培养皿，迟早影响健康。你就一点过敏都没有？
>>62589775
>59$ on a dating app
>在约会软件(dating app)上花了59$
>Youtube TV
>油管电视(YouTube TV)
>Streaming services
>流媒体订阅
Omega retarded
Omega级别的弱智
>>62588431
>dating app
>约会软件
>rent
>financing a car
>贷款买车
>youtube
>billion subscription services
>亿万个订阅服务
>other random payments
>其他杂七杂八的扣款
the absolute fucking state of CONSOOMERS
这帮消费蛆(CONSOOMERS)真是他妈的没救了
>>62589028
What cars do his bodyguards drive?
他的保镖开什么车？
>>62588465
>Probably last year when I was too pussy to fomo into avantis and zcash, if I had done that I could have (hypothetically) turned 10k into 100k and then 100k into 1.2 million
>大概去年，我太怂了不敢 FOMO 进阿凡提斯(Avantis)和大零币(Zcash)。要是当时冲了，理论上能把10k滚成100k，再滚到1.2 million。
Don't give a fuck about your regret stories.
你那些后悔故事关我屁事。
>>62589890
Probably a used RAV4. Hes a cheapskate remember that.
大概率是一辆二手 RAV4。他是个铁公鸡，别忘了。
Making top 5% income is comfy AF when you have the basics sorted out
基本盘稳了之后，挣到前5%的收入爽的一批。
>paid off home
>房子无贷
>paid off reliable car
>车贷还清的靠谱车
>investing 30% of take home pay into index funds
>税后工资的30%投进指数基金(index funds)
If you can reach that early, you can do whatever you want with the money that is left, buy a Porsche/rolex/travel
如果年纪轻轻就达到这状态，剩下的钱爱怎么花怎么花，买保时捷(Porsche)、劳力士(Rolex)或者出去浪。
>>62590195
Well I don't give a fuck about your regert stories.
得了吧，你那些 regert 故事关我屁事。
>>62588529
you are living the life of a plongeur w/o the slaving part of your day. consider yourself blessed ur life is fantastic.
你现在过的就是打杂洗碗工（plongeur）的日子，只是没有天天累死累活那段。偷着乐吧，你这日子爽得一批。
>>62590471
Thanks anon, means a lot
谢了，匿名哥（anon），这话挺受用的。
>>62588431
I make 50k per year with a wife and kid. 700sq ft apartment is 1054 where I live.
我年薪50k，有老婆孩子。我住的700平方英尺公寓在我这儿1054。
>>62590471
Yes, I concur, anon is doing well and living within his means. You have stability which is important. Any luck with women or do you not bother?
确实，匿名哥过得不错，量入为出。你有稳定感，这很重要。女人方面有戏吗，还是压根儿不追了？
>>62592001
I left college with a body count of 50. Cucked and dumped my ex in 2016. Thai hookers ever since roughly 2018. 200 total.
我大学毕业时已经睡了50个。2016年被绿后甩了前女友。大概2018年起就一直嫖泰国妹，总共200个。
I wouldn’t pursue it unless it was some chubby goth glasses zoomette with a pixie cut throwing the pussy at me fastball speed. Or I just bide my time and until I go back to Thailand
我不会去追的，除非是那种Z世代小妞（zoomette），胖乎乎、哥特风、戴眼镜、还剪精灵短发，主动倒贴得像直球一样快。不然我就慢慢等，等回泰国再说。
>>62590471
>>62592001
Great posters, we need more on biz
好帖，biz（商业版）需要更多你们这种人。
>>62588483
Yes. They literally want you to pay $60 / month to talk to fat women online. Oh and if you don't pay, you'll basically NEVER get to match with an actual attractive woman, since your "like" gets sent to the bottom of her queue. If you pay $60/month though, she gets to see your like first (then still reject it).
是啊。他们明摆着要你每月掏60美元，才能跟网上的胖妹聊天。哦对了，不掏钱的话，你基本上永远匹配不到真正好看的妞，因为你的赞会被压到她列表最底下。要是每月付60美元，她倒是能先看到你的赞（然后照样拒掉）。
>>62592105
its meant for internaitional travel, put it in passport mode , geomax. have a desperate third wrld girl pick you up from tge airport.
这本来就是给国际旅行用的，切到护照模式（passport mode），开geomax（地理套利）。让个饥不择食的第三世界妹子去机场接你。
live with her for 6 months and just buy the cheap food.
跟她一起住6个月，只买便宜吃的就行。
fcuk third workders,
操他妈的第三世界穷鬼，
>>62592142
Are we trying to act like that isn’t some dumpy mid?
我们是在装那不是什么土味普女（mid）吗？
>>62592145
thats a mid to tou bro? lmao that is the ugliest thing i ever banged in my life anon, thats the lowest of low low low.
你管那叫普女？笑死，那是我这辈子睡过最丑的，匿名哥，简直是底层中的底层中的底层。
who gives a fuck?? here is a white girl that asked me to be exclusive with her, says i dickmatized her, and her brain turns off when she is with me,
谁他妈在乎？有个白人妹子要我跟她专一，还说我让她屌迷心窍，跟我在一起时脑子直接宕机了。
with the body of a godess.
身材跟女神一样。
in b4 tattooss , ohhh nooo, stfuu
我先来：纹身，哦不，都给老子闭嘴。
this is the thing we produced millions of sperm a day , i will fuck anything and anyone .
关键是咱一天产几百万精子，我他妈啥都想干，见谁上谁。
its always great, and its all meaningful.
每次都爽，也他妈都有意义。
>>62592165
here is a white girl that asked me to be exclusive with her, says i dickmatized her, and her brain turns off when she is with me,
谁他妈在乎？有个白人妹子要我跟她专一，还说我让她屌迷心窍，跟我在一起时脑子直接宕机了。
You paid up you fuckin troglodyte chimp lmao.
你钱付清了是吧，你个死妈原始猩猩，笑死老子了。
Fuckin caramel bitch nigga
他妈的浅黑皮婊子黑鬼。
>>62592165
I just want love man. I thought found one. I like everything about her. But I feel like we have incompatible core values. If only that was different. Fuck me why
我就是想要爱情啊，哥们儿。我以为我找到了。她的一切我都喜欢。但我感觉我俩核心价值观不合。要是这点不一样就好了。操，凭什么是我。
>>62592105
>ya with every other guy who paid $60. only one person can actually be at the top. what a crock of shit
>是啊，她跟每个交了$60的男人都一样。真正能在顶端的只有一个。真他妈扯淡。
>>62588529
that is an ENORMOUS dildo
这假阳具他妈也太大了。
i still cant believe americans make 100k plus in a year without high school degree. should i go to america illegally as a white dude?
我还是不敢相信美国人没高中学历一年都能挣100k刀以上。我作为一个白人老哥要不要非法润美国？
>>62592769
100k on paper, irl you won't do better than ~30k with only a hs degree, without more like 15k
账面上100k，现实里只有高中学历的话撑死30k，没学历大概15k。
>>62589829
I've thought about this as well. I don't understand where all the money goes. Do the material possessions really cost that much? What do people actually want that takes up all their money?
我也想过这事。我不懂钱都花哪儿去了。物质东西真有那么贵吗？人到底想要什么能把钱全花光？
My coworkers all make about the same money as I do, but I invest at least double monthly and most of the bonuses we regularly get. I guess I have the shittiest car in the parking lot, but it makes me happy at least.
同事收入跟我差不多，但我每月至少投进去两倍的钱，平时拿的大部分奖金也投进去。我估计停车场里就我的车最破，不过至少我自己挺开心的。
I hate the consumerism, but honestly without it I wouldn't look as good in comparison so I can come to grips with them wasting all their money. Let me get that bag and retire early in peace.
我讨厌消费主义，但说实话，没这帮败家同事衬托，我就不会显得这么爽，所以也能接受他们把钱都霍霍掉。让我闷声搞钱，早点退休享清静。
>>62588431
2017/18ish I had a weird dream that was /x/ worthy but the long short of it was that nothing would make me happy, I’m doomed to suffer, and that anything I enjoyed in this life would be taken away from me or slowly corrupted into something I either hated or barely recognized. This is an upper level of hell and the point of this suffering is to torment you for eternity in a never ending cycle while feeding you shreds of hope then ripping it from you.
大概2017/18年，我做了个很怪的梦，怪到能上/x/那种；长话短说就是：没有任何事能让我开心，我注定受苦，这辈子我喜欢的一切都会被夺走，或者慢慢腐化成我厌恶、甚至认不出来的东西。这是地狱的上层，折磨的意义就是让你在永无止境的循环里受苦，喂你一点希望的碎屑，再一把抢走。
>>62588431
$100k does look like the top if you move anywhere outside of the west.
10万美元只要出了西方，怎么看都算顶尖收入了。
>>62589643
So if I just move all the clutter out of my typical visual space, I will be fine?
所以我只要把视线范围内的杂物都清走，就没事了？
>>62588431
that insane amount of excess and expectation is entrapment. its truly freedom to live within and without. another stark reminder
那种疯狂的过剩和期待就是牢笼。活得节制又超脱，才是真正的自由。又一次警醒。
>>62588431
If you make $100k and your life sucks it is your fault. Live like someone who makes $50k. Life only sucks for the $50k and under crowd because they don't have that option.
如果你挣10万刀生活还烂，那是你的问题。照着挣5万刀的人那样活。生活烂只烂在挣5万及以下的人身上，因为他们没这个选项。
>>62589582
Puss? In this economy?
还想泡妞？就现在这个经济形势？
>>62593875
can i make 50k and live like i make 25k or is that a bummer?
我能不能挣5万却按2万5的活法过日子？还是说那样太惨了？
is bieng a landlrorb only way to make cash now
现在当房东是唯一赚钱的路子了吗？
$100K isn’t even really enough to move out, if you’re in a high cost of living area. These $100K+ jobs also won’t exist in a few years due to AI. Certainly the Excel job in OP’s pic won’t exist.
如果你在高生活成本地区，$100K 甚至都不够搬出去住。这些 $100K+ 的工作几年后也会因为 AI 消失，OP 图里那种 Excel 工作肯定没戏了。
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