Behold the average dividend investor

Behold the average dividend investor

看啊，这就是典型的股息投资者

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I know that ass phat in those clothes lol see the way you look at me. Im putting you through a mattress bitch pound town.

我知道那身衣服下面屁股多翘，呵呵，你看我的眼神我都懂。我要把你干到床垫里，贱人，猛干村。

>>62568878

He looks like my teenage down syndrome female cousin

他长得像我那个有唐氏综合征的表妹

>>62568878

>parked money into bond ETFs

>把钱停进债券ETF

>index funds that pay dividends

>买派息的指数基金

what can ya do anon?

你能咋办呢，匿名网友？

>>62568878

Why dividend investor triggers you?

为什么股息投资者惹到你了？

>account growing 10% YTD and the monthly dividends pay the electric bill

>账户今年涨了10%，每月股息正好付电费

Could be worse OP

还能更糟，楼主

>>62568952

divi investors take forever to get rich.

股息投资者要等到猴年马月才能暴富。

>>62568878

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>>62568878

The volk ze40 wheels, tires, full ppf, unlocking ECU, tuning software, and downpipe were all bought with last months dividends

那套volk ze40轮毂、轮胎、全车车衣、解锁ECU、调校软件和头段，全是上个月股息买的

>>62568878

behold the options trading faggot who lost all his money

看啊，那个亏光所有钱做期权的傻逼

>>62568952

Shut up

闭嘴

>>62568878

Why yes, I do hold covered call ETFs ranging from 14% to 35% in their payouts, how could you tell?

是啊，我当然持有派息率14%到35%的covered call ETF，你怎么看出来的？

>>62568952

Because mathematically, during a bull market, it pays you out less money, no matter if you want to be saving for the future or if you want a monthly passive income. What these idiots don't understand is that dividend paying companies are usually incredibly stable and their stock price is much closer to reality.

从数学上讲，牛市里分红股给你的回报更少，不管你是想为未来存钱还是想要每月被动收入。这些蠢货不明白的是，派息公司通常极其稳定，股价也更贴近现实。

>>62569177

>buybacks

Are retardedly buying the top 99% of the time. They never try to hoard cash and opportunistically buy low.

99%的时间都在愚蠢地追高买入。他们从不囤现金，伺机低吸。

Buybacks are also a "we are out of ideas" event, but the course of action is even worse. I prefer taking the tax hit and investing that cash elsewhere.

回购也是“我们没招了”的信号，但这操作更糟。我宁愿付税，把那笔现金投到别处。

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>>62568878

Correct.

"Well duh since I don't sell to get moneythat means I keep the stock FOREVER so that makes dividend stocks better than no dividend stocks"categorically"

“嗯，显然因为我不卖股拿钱，所以我会永远持有股票，这就算分红股比不分红股强——绝对如此。”

>>62568914

She got a bf?

她有对象了？ ⟦ 分红股再投入分红，表现基本碾压所有人，傻逼。Reddit也讨厌分红，滚回去。

>>62568878

Dividends stocks when you reinvest the dividends outperform basically everyone retard. Reddit hates dividends too, go back

股息股票，你要是把股息再投进去，基本上能把所有人甩在身后，傻逼。Reddit也讨厌股息，滚回去。