/smg/ stock market general

Chad Edition

猛男版

>Educational sites:

>教育网站：

https://www.investopedia.com

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:

>财经电视直播流：

https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:

https://www.tradingview.com

https://www.finscreener.com

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

https://finviz.com/

https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com

https://optionstrat.com/

https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:

>盘前和实时数据：

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:

>婴儿潮投资入门：

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:

https://www.financialjuice.com/home

https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers

https://market24hclock.com/

https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

https://brokerchooser.com/

https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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> futures

>期货

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785871975068468.webm

Soooo what if I told you I'm holding leaps on Sandisk?

那如果我告诉你我持有Sandisk的长期期权呢？

>tfw a single leap is 5 figures

>一个长期期权就五位数

oil marines, stop fucking selling!!

石油老兵们，别他妈卖了！！ ❘ 这等待简直要命啊兄弟们

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The anticipation is killing me bros

兄弟们，我急得不行了。

>>62561665

reminds me of a time i saw a goose do nothing but stand on one leg and look at me for ten minutes.

让我想起有次看见一只鹅，单腿站着啥也不干就盯着我看了十分钟。

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>>62561599

whats the time frame

什么时间框架？

First for female brokers

女经纪人的头一回

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>korea has iq average of 115

>韩国平均智商115

>the "investors" dont even know if they overleverage they get margincalled from the smallest drawdown

>那些“投资者”根本不知道，要是过度杠杆，一丁点回撤就被强制平仓了

this iq shit really starting to sound made up

这智商数据现在听着越来越像编的了

Absolutely collosal fuck up if Iran ends up charging fees. You know some pussy democrat will let it happen if the Persians can drag it on that long

要是伊朗最后真收费，那就是彻底的灾难。你知道的，要是波斯人能把这事拖那么久，肯定有个软蛋民主党会放它过去。

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>>62561647

I remember I was looking for some linen clothes in 2024 before my Jordan trip but all I could find was alibaba chinkshit. Went in regular-ass cotton crap. Wasn't actually that bad with how low their humidity is.

我记得2024年去约旦之前想买点亚麻衣服，结果翻来覆去全是阿里巴巴上的中国垃圾货。最后穿了普通的棉布货。不过那边湿度低，倒也没那么糟。

How is this business related? I bought that trip with my gains that's how.

这跟生意有啥关系？那趟旅行是我拿赚的钱去的，就这么有关系。

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>>62561677

wow that makes me feel happy and sad at the same time

哇，这让我又开心又难过。

AMD will go up like $100 per share because this post is dubz boss.

AMD会涨到每股100美元左右，因为这帖子太牛了。

Nice homosexual jeet OP.

楼主真是个基佬傻逼。

What if the market doesn’t actually care about any of this and it’s just a cover story for them to press the buy everything button?

万一市场压根不鸟这些，只是拿它当借口按那个“全买”按钮呢？

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If you ain't loading up SPY puts you ain't a real smigger.

你不满仓SPY看跌期权，就不算真玩家。

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get kek'd baggot

笑死，被套牢了吧傻狗。

>>62561681

J Crew has lots of good linen stuff.

J Crew有不少好的亚麻布货。

>got shaken out from 2 month of dips and giga fud

>被两个月的阴跌和巨量恐慌洗出去了

>it's fucking over suddenly

>突然就他妈的完了

>market rips straight up on another fake meme deal harder than ever before

>市场又靠一个假梗交易直接飙上去，比之前任何时候都猛

>we're totally back actually

>其实我们又完全回来了

>stocks gap up overnight every time so you think you missed it

>股票每次隔夜跳空高开，搞得你总觉得错过了

>there's gonna be a pullback i can buy into

>总会有回调让我上车吧

>SPY just goes straight up with no pullbacks for 3 days straight

>SPY连续三天直线上冲，一次回调都没有

yeah, stocks are gay, i'm out

行吧，股票真没意思，我撤了

>>62561674

I do bitness with several of these companies

我跟其中几家公司有业务往来。

>>62561688

The only reason the market did anything today is because of the deal news. Are you blind?

今天市场有任何动静唯一的原因就是那笔收购消息。你瞎了吗？

>>62561681

Is that one of those sweaty greek seamen that squirt the hormuss?

那是那个喷霍穆斯的海员糙哥吗？

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>>62561678

They had the IQ to know the trade is fundamentally correct so it follows that you go all in with everything you have access to, perfectly logical

他们有脑子知道这交易基本面是对的，所以顺势梭哈所有能搞到的钱，逻辑完美。

>ELF +7%

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>>62561686

Bought puts, thx pedo

买了看跌期权，谢了变态佬。 ┐抱歉小兄弟，这周整周都是拉盘周。

>>62561689

sorry lil smiggro but its pump week all weeklong

抱歉了，小Smiggro，但这周就是拉盘周，整整一周。

especially when sandisk and wdc earnings in ETA 1 trading day

尤其sandisk和wdc的财报还有1个交易日就出。

>>62561699

It’s the same shit for months are you a retard?

几个月都这德行，你是智障吗？

>>62561695

This is how you know the real dump is soon. Sorry for you're loss.

这才是真暴跌快来的信号。节哀。

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>>62561679

Its P/E is massive compared to similar companies but we're retardpumping so it's alright, surely?

跟同类公司比它的市盈率高得吓人，但我们在无脑拉盘所以没事，对吧？

>tfw under 36

>当你想不到36岁时

Do I kill myself?

我要自杀吗？

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>>62561668

Oil is finished, the world is going to be awash with oil one the Hormussy is open again for business. Qatar left OPEC, China has rapidly reduced dependence on oil with EVs and coal, Venezuela is being redeveloped and Western producers have upped production, plus demand destruction. Oil to $40 in next few months.

石油完蛋了，等霍穆斯重新开张营业，世界会被石油淹了。卡塔尔退出了OPEC，中国靠电动车和煤大幅减少了对石油的依赖，委内瑞拉正在重建，西方产油国又提高了产量，加上需求萎缩。未来几个月油价会跌到40美元。

>bobos are sitting in cash when Trump is going to hyperinflate away the debt because it’s the only option that doesn’t hurt the capital class

>当特朗普要搞超级通胀来冲掉债务而傻逼们还拿着现金，因为这是唯一不伤资本阶层的选项

IMAGINE your investment thesis is based on Trump saving the dollar at the expense of himself and his class’ wealth that is entirely concentrated in assets.

想想看，你的投资逻辑居然建立在特朗普牺牲自己和整个阶层——财富全押在资产上——的利益来救美元之上。

i tried watching the new avatar last airbender animated movie (i just pirate stream on fmovies.gd lol)

我试看了新《降世神通：最后的气宗》动画电影（我就是上fmovies.gd偷着看的哈哈哈）

i got bored halfway whats wrong with me i cant enjoy any pleb shit anymore

我看一半就无聊了，我是不是有病？我现在啥平民乐子都享受不了了

instead i just keep refreshing my watchlist even if stock prices barely change all day after open

反而就一直刷自选股，哪怕开盘后股价一整天几乎不动

There are FUCKING RETARD NIGGERS that these 2 WHOLE WEEKS of Earnings WOULDN'T BE NEON FUCKING GREEN???

这两个整周的财报简直是他妈的绿到发亮，还有傻逼脑残觉得不是？？？

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>GET RUGGED NIGGER GOO OIL

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lol it will just spike up because it must not go below the MA20 of 3min and 5 min and that shit

哈哈哈它就会直接暴涨，因为它不能跌破3分钟和5分钟的MA20那种玩意儿

I bought AVGO and SPCX today

我今天买了AVGO和SPCX。

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>>62561709

the current market is literally how people make easy money

现在的市场说白了就是让人捡钱的。

you can make 30% gains in a singleday from equities

你一天就能从股票上赚30%的收益。

if you have 10k free cash, you should be able to turn it into 6 digits within a year or two if you are good and slight luck

手里有闲钱一万，技术不错再加点运气，一两年内翻到六位数应该没问题。

Europoor here, what do I do now? I have 600 merkeldollars to throw at something.

欧洲穷鬼在此，现在该怎么办？手头只有六百默克尔币可以瞎投。

Do I buy more JEDI and try to lower my avg?

要不要继续加仓JEDI，拉低我的成本均价？ ⟦ 明天要是暴涨，要不要把AMD卖掉？

Do I sell AMD tomorrow if we gigapump?

要是明天咱们巨幅拉盘，我该把AMD卖了吗？

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>>62561695

market moves the way most traders lose money, majority is always wrong, it has to be that way

市场总是朝着大多数人亏钱的方向走，大众永远是错的，这就是规矩。

when people rush to the one end of a sinking ship the opposite end bounces up in the air, law oh physics

船要沉的时候，人全涌向一头，另一头就会翘上天，这是物理定律。

and biggest market rallies are when people are constantly loading up shorts while the market steadily pushes upwards

最大的行情往往发生在大家疯狂做空、市场却不停往上顶的时候。

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>>62561709

what's the over/under number that differentiates?

分界线的大概数字是多少，怎么区分？

>>62561709

Are you in the 90th percentile of networth for your age bracket?

你的净资产在同龄人里排进前90%了吗？

>>62561709

I'm over 36 and I'm edging but it's not closer to boomer wealth

我过了36，一直在边缘试探，但离婴儿潮那代人的财富还差得远。

>>62561678

Asians don't have a concept of "actually have a cool society with rocketships", they just want the prestige so they'll lie about being geniuses to bamboozle you. Unlike the jeets they value cleanliness, order and a functional society that can produce chips. This is similar to how white people can make a cool society with rocketships but then give it all away so negroids can have millions of babies and destroy the world.

亚洲人脑子里没有"搞个有火箭的酷社会"这种概念，他们只想要面子，所以会谎称自己是天才来忽悠你。不像阿三，他们讲究整洁、秩序，还有能造芯片的正常社会。这就像白人能造出有火箭的酷社会，但转头全送出去，让黑人拼命生孩子把世界毁了。

Why won't the j-words let MU go above 900?

为什么那些J字头的家伙不让MU涨过900？

>>62561718

Give it to your local refugees, they need your help!

捐给当地难民吧，他们需要你的帮助！

>>62561725

The foul Jacobins have plans of their own design

这群臭雅各宾派自有他们的小算盘。

>>62561717

>good and slight luck

> 技术不错再加点运气

Or get raped hard like gooks.

或者像越南人一样被狠狠收割。

>>62561723

What they mean is in 40 years, when you're old, you'll have 'boomer wealth'.

他们的意思是四十年后，等你老了，就能攒出"婴儿潮财富"了。

semis are all the exact same entity, they pump together they dump together, sandisk is not even a real company its a LETF in disguise

半导体股全都是一路货色，一起涨一起跌，闪迪根本不算是真公司，就是个披着皮的杠杆ETF。

>>62561725

900 calls not allowed to go breakeven

900的call就是不让你回本。

sorry boss

对不起老板。

blame citadel

都怪Citadel。

>>62561716

How do you feel about spcx earnings today

今天SPCX的财报你怎么看？

>>62561728

Wasn't expecting someone on /biz/ to have even heard of them.

没想到/biz/上居然有人听说过这家公司。

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>>62561730

The implied vol on sneed disk is amazin

SNEED盘子的隐含波动率简直绝了。

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>>62561725

resistance points but also MU dumped less than a lot of other shit (compare to samsung).

上方确实有阻力，但MU跌得比其他烂票少多了（对比一下三星）。

It's basically in a crab state right now because earnings are almost 2 months away.

现在基本就是横盘震荡，因为财报还有差不多两个月。

>SPY 773

>SPY 773

>SPY 773

>SPY 773

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo

>>62561729

you dont need leverage when equities pump 10-30% every other day

股票隔三差五就涨个10-30%，根本不需要上杠杆。

just a tip

小提示。

you can just own stocks without leverage and go all in

你可以直接不上杠杆全仓买股票。

if you want leverage you need to use less of your bankroll or else you get wiped out in a few bad days like leopold or koreans

想上杠杆就得少压本金，不然几天行情不好就被清仓了，就像Leopold或者韩国人那样。

>>62561711

>bobos are sitting in cash

> 傻逼们都在持币观望

im 10% cash and im starting to wish i still had 30% cash

我现在10%现金仓位，已经开始后悔没留30%了。

but half my postions are -10% or -20% coz i bought the dip too early lol

但有一半仓位亏了10%到20%，因为接飞刀接太早了哈哈。

why be a bobo or a bear, just have both lol

干嘛非当傻逼或者死空头，两边都玩不就行了哈哈。

50% cash might be too much but i think 30% is prob the sweetspot right now, if the worst happens u can just leverage on that 30% cash at the generational dip and multiply your entire portfolio regardless

50%现金可能太多了，但我觉得现在30%差不多刚好，真要出大事，你就在世纪大底拿那30%现金上杠杆，不管怎样都能把整个仓位翻几倍。

Why yes 6 1/2 hours of pumping

没错，六个半小时的暴涨。

(无正文)

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Personally I want to see SPCX dump super hard followed by a shit ton of insider selling with the unlock. I think that would be funny. But at the same time these funds are already getting very cocky and shorting it to the point of being another potential short squeeze on a Musk stock

我个人想看到SPCX解锁后暴跌，接着一堆内部人疯狂抛售。我觉得那会很有趣。但同时这些基金已经非常嚣张，做空做成了又一个马斯克股票的潜在逼空对象。

I love TQQQ, do I buy more when it goes down?

我爱TQQQ，跌了该加仓吗？

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>>62561680

oh look it's the exact same problem the entire time

哦看啊，从头到尾就是同一个问题。

>>62561729

Boomers are old.

婴儿潮一代都老了。

>>62561737

Let's hope AMD and Sneedisk earnings pull them up.

希望AMD和Sneedisk的财报能把它们拉起来。

power fifteen minutes

强力十五分钟。

PLEASE

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>>62561746

I think it’s pumps for a day or two on earnings and then it’ll start to bleed again.

我觉得财报出来能涨个一两天，然后又开始流血下跌。

>>62561752

Anyone over 30 is a boomer

超过30岁就是婴儿潮一代。

>>62561758

We prefer the term unc

我们更喜欢叫“老叔”。

Gentlemen, we're rich.

各位，我们有钱了。

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>(-62.99%)

Kek my tech shorts absolutely heem’d

靠，我的科技空单被狠狠爆了。

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THEY CAUGHT ON TO INTEGRATED MAJORS

SHUT IT DOWN

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>>62561726

Im Croatian, we dont have refugees.

我是克罗地亚人，我们没有难民。

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>>62561763

You are.

你就是。

I'm crying in the casino.

我在赌场里哭成狗。

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>>62561647

Polkadot and TDOT chads report in

Polkadot和TDOT的兄弟们来报到。

shoulda bought abble

早知道买苹果了。

shoulda bought plantar

早知道买Plantar了。

least i got me gooble

至少我还有我的Gooble。

>>62561763

i dont' feel rich though

可我一点没觉得有钱。

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>>62561709

the 2010s were pretty good for making money. it was a rebound off the 2000s which were a lost decade. zoomers just have to wait for another good decade again. it'll come.

2010年代赚钱确实不错，那是从2000年代这个失去的十年反弹上来的。Z世代只要再等一个好十年就行，会来的。

>>62561771

Forgot image

忘了发图

A humble 10% to start off the new era bull market

新牛市开局，谦虚点，来个10%。

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>>62561767

They were only a small part of your portfolio, righht? That 62.99% is just on the trade, right anon?

它们只是你组合的一小部分，对吧？那个62.99%只是这笔交易上的，对吧阿农？

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>>62561772

Apple is still slurpable, no?

苹果还是可以吸的，不是吗？

How does KOSPI react to today?

KOSPI今天怎么反应？

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>>62561761

I prefer daddy but then guys at work started calling me daddy too and I'm way too homophobic for that faggot shit

我更喜欢“爸爸”，但后来同事也开始叫我爸爸，我太恐同了，受不了那种基佬玩意儿。

>>62561763

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clKI7Xy4VaM

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AAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYONE OUT OF SPCX

>>62561767

-67% on oil

油气-67%。

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>>62561769

are your hookers hot? i am seeking refuge in a trio of youthful blondes as is my human right

你的妓女漂亮吗？我正在三个年轻金发妹子里寻求庇护，这是我的天赋人权。

>>62561782

Dump the market because they're so over leveraged if AMD pumps they will take profits and if AMD dumps they'll get liquidated.

砸盘吧，因为他们杠杆太高了，AMD涨了他们会止盈，AMD跌了他们会被清算。

>>62561781

I got nothin to slurp with anymore man its all tied up

我没什么可吸的了兄弟，全被套住了。

>>62561763

>still cant afford a milf slave and her underage daughter

还是买不起一个熟女奴隶和她未成年的女儿。

why even live?

活着还有什么意义？

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>>62561770

If I buy 100 options I get shafted 100 times 0.75 in fees.

如果我买100份期权，我要被扣100次0.75的手续费。

And then if I sell another 100 times 0.75.

然后卖出去再扣100次0.75。

Now I understand why I'm poor.

现在我明白我为什么穷了。

>>62561782

Reverse circuit breakers, 20% gains.Overleveraged Korean bears suicide en masse. The market is a monster that feeds on the blood of whichever side will kys the most.

反向熔断，涨20%。高杠杆的韩国空头集体自杀。市场就是个怪物，靠吃哪边自杀最多的人的血活着。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873046013006.png

Free my nigga MU

放我兄弟MU自由。

NO MORE CRABS

NO MORE CRABS

NO MORE CRABS

ITS OVER, TRUMP JUST DROPPED A NEW TWEET, SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>62561797

Na that’s Friday boss

不，那是周五的事老板。

>>62561793

even when you can afford it, there aren't any left

就算你买得起，也没剩了。

bone's been picked clean

骨头都被啃干净了。

>>62561745

based dwyer poster

有料的Dwyer发帖人。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873138857643.png

>>62561797

Please KYS

求你去死。

>>62561788

Don't really have a hooker culture here. It's mostly Brazilian and Ukranian/Baltic/Russian girls here.

这里真没什么妓女文化，大多是巴西和乌克兰/波罗的海/俄罗斯的妹子。

You can always go to eurogirlescort to see what the offering is.

你随时可以上eurogirlescort看看有什么货。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873181429987.png

>>62561778

pour one out for GRRRanon, who is probably ~40% underwater while everything around him pumps

为GRRRanon敬一杯，在他周围全在涨的时候，他大概亏了40%。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873278559209.png

if there is a god spacex eats shit today

如果真有上帝，SpaceX今天就得吃屎。

If AMD tanks I’m gonna kms let’s gooooooooo

如果AMD崩了我就去死，冲啊啊啊啊啊。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873331038399.jpg

>they didn't think it would dump ass in the last 5 minutes

他们没想到最后五分钟会砸得这么惨。

cmon guys

兄弟们别这样。

AMD what are you doing? The moon is the other way boss.

AMD你在干嘛？月亮在那边啊老板。

AH COME ON DONT DUMP IN THE LAST 5 mins, i wanted to feel good

哎别啊，最后5分钟别砸盘啊，我还想开心一下呢

>>62561804

I will pay for the Ožujsko and Karlovačko myself, but can you set us Smiggers up with some 'fine dining' over there?

Ožujsko和Karlovačko我自己掏钱，但你能帮咱Smiggers在那安排点“高档餐饮”不？

>>62561806

Grrr is up 11.9% YTD which is not bad and he’s been in it awhile so he’s probably fine. About the same as SP500 or nvda

Grrr年初至今涨了11.9%，还不错，他拿了一阵子估计没事。跟标普500或者nvda差不多

>>62561804

>no hooker culture here

>这里没有妓女文化

>but you can have a look on this literal hookers catalogue

>但你可以看看这个真·妓女目录

My lil RAM stock doin a lil summin

我家小内存股有点小动静

The fuck was that AMD drop?

AMD那波跌是啥鬼？

>>62561816

What did you expect. So much is riding on AMD they want to take their profits

你指望啥。AMD身上压了太多筹码，他们想套现走人

>SPX dumping already

>标普已经开始砸了

Abandon ship.

弃船跑路。

>>62561767

At least you showed your conviction. You will be rewarded in Valhalla.

至少你展示了信念。你会在英灵殿得到回报的。 ⁇ 卖不卖？就3分钟了SMIGGERS！

do I sell? 3 minutes SMIGGERS!

我该卖吗？3分钟斯密格斯！

>>62561794

I pay 0.04 per contract.

我每张合约才付0.04。

>>62561830

smell

FUCKIJG SELL EVERYTHING

FUCK YEAH! My Nokia calls are up 300% today!

操爽了！我的诺基亚看涨期权今天涨了300%！

Too bad they are down 98% in the whole run...

可惜整个周期下来跌了98%……

Weak hands running away from AMD earnings

软手党在AMD财报前跑路了

Or it's priced in and we're gonna dump AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE

或者就是已经定价完了，然后咱们要崩盘啊啊啊啊啊

>>62561830

Yep. That was the top.

对，那就是顶。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873506676770.png

>TOST

TOST

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873513116659.gif

Earnings crossing the wire. SpaceX.

财报发布了。SpaceX。

Negative EPS of 20.

每股亏损20。

That's a big miss, expected was -5EPS.

这差距大了，预期是亏损5块。

Stock is up 15% in the afterhours.

盘后股价涨了15%。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873532359695.jpg

>>62561767

how about now? gonna hold through the close?

现在呢？要扛到收盘吗？

>>62561817

everything for my smiggers

一切都是为了我的smiggers

>>62561820

that site is continent wide, every country in europe, every major city you can view there

那个网站覆盖整个大陆，欧洲每个国家、每个大城市你都能看到

I meant not alot of domestic girl meddle in it, you can check yourself

我的意思是本地女生参与的没多少，你自己查查就知道了

>>62561833

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873557419363.jpg

>>62561831

>>62561794

What are you both using?

你俩都用啥？

it went up all day

一路涨了一整天

relax

post earnings its just another gap up day

财报后就又是个跳空高开日

pray and you will be blessed, jesus loves you

祈祷吧你会被赐福的，耶稣爱你

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

今天怎么样？！！！？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873600489620.png

>>62561841

I bought the exact top thoughbeit, so my cat is seeing an absolute red line down.

但我偏偏买在了最高点，我猫看到的就是一条纯红直线往下冲。

>>62561840

I know, it just sounded funny

我知道，就是听着挺好笑的

>>62561830

There’s always another day with gains taken. Not when lost

赚钱的日子总会有。亏钱的可不一定。

>>62561845

-0.47% on the trading account today.

今天交易账户-0.47%。

>>62561845

+3.14%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873663183831.png

>>62561806

Hello this is the gorillionaire, GRRR is 20% down but I'm still here and still up YTD

喂这是大猩猩富翁，GRRR跌了20%但我还在，而且年初至今还是正收益

My GAMB from last year (Now GRSD) is a worse hold teehee, but they both have earnings in the next 2 weeks so lets see what happens.

我去年买的GAMB（现在是GRSD）拿得更惨嘻嘻，不过俩都在两周内有财报，等着看吧。

I do have other holdings in my gambling account (MU, RDDT, NBIS) and a sensible account on IBKR

我赌博账户里还有其他持仓（MU、RDDT、NBIS），另外在IBKR上有个正经账户

I'm also having more fun with Lil' Smiggers than I am from stonks at the moment.

而且说实话，玩Lil' Smiggers比搞股票有意思多了。

:3

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873680176119.png

I want off Mr. Bones wild ride.

我想下车，不想坐Mr. Bones的疯狂过山车了。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873684093861.jpg

>>62561845

I was asleep.

我刚才睡着了。

oh god the rug

我天这地毯被抽了

>>62561845

bretty gud, the chart is insane but whatever

挺不错的，K线图疯得很不过算了

Today: +4.12%

今日：+4.12%

This Week: +6.83%

本周：+6.83%

This Year: +32.79%

今年：+32.79%

From Peak: -1.00%

距最高点：-1.00%

12 Months: +27.32%

12个月：+27.32%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873700097009.jpg

>>62561843

Robbinghood

>>62561845

+16.5% today.

今天+16.5%。

Almost back to where I was a week ago!

快回到一周前的位置了！

About 70% less than I would have been if I had diamond hands.

比我要是有钻石手的话少了大约70%。

Kek oilies

哈哈石油佬

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873713391530.jpg

>>62561845

+700%

>that AMD red candle at close

>AMD收盘那根大红柱

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873728940147.png

>>62561763

Oh wow you're going to donate $1m USD to each and every single poster?????

哇哦你要给每位回帖的人捐100万美元？？？？

>>62561845

+4.79%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873732711946.png

>>62561845

+8.06

What the fuck AMD is red in the after hours session. Fuck this shit! I hate you all, except for that one guy, you know who you are boss.

什么鬼AMD盘后还是红的。去他妈的吧！我恨你们所有人，除了那一位，你知道我说的是谁老板。

>>62561845

+0.75% I am unironically making too much money

+0.75% 说真的我赚得有点太多了

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873762977659.png

Oil xisters, when will the beatings stop?

油股兄弟们，这挨打的日子什么时候才是个头啊？

>>62561845

+5.74% just kept going up all day

+5.74%，一整天都在往上飙

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873780295066.gif

>>62561819

unfortunately he shared a screenshot of his holdings, which shows that he owned GRRR when it was $18.16 per share.

可惜他晒了持仓截图，显示他手里有GRRR，成本是每股$18.16。

current price at $12.25 indicates that hes 32.5% down.

现价$12.25，说明他已经亏了32.5%。

>>62561855

oh you're here! wait, how? is the guy in the screenshot not you?

哦你也在！等等，咋回事？截图里那人不是你吗？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873786093932.jpg

>>62561845

+11%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873791076321.png

Had I pivoted out of semi and memory stocks in late June and back into a stock I had strong belief in, then my portfolio would be much higher today. -____- I'd be at almost 200k rather than 5 figures

要是六月底我从半导体和存储股撤出来，转投我一直看好的那只票，今天仓位得高得多。-____- 我估计都快20万了，而不是现在这五位数。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873793528460.gif

Spcx is pumping

Spcx在暴涨

>>62561843

SAXO on the trading account.

交易账户用的是SAXO。

DeGiro on the long runners, because of a W8 application.

长线仓用DeGiro，因为申请了W-8表格。

>>62561845

holdin VOO

拿着VOO

>>62561880

PLTR fomo?

PLTR 追高了？

>>62561862

nice! you mean your whole networth right? not your gambling port representing 5% of your networth

不错！你说的是总资产吧？不是你那个只占总资产5%的赌狗账户吧？

Spic X beat

Spic X 业绩超预期

>>62561845

>+9%

keep it up for the rest of the month/quarter please

拜托剩下这月/季度继续这么涨

>>62561845

>+3.20%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873845251376.png

>>62561845

+4.12%

Just need about a month straight of this and I'll be back to ATHs

再来一个月这种行情我就能回到历史高点了

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873851782042.png

I bought some 105 dollar Disney calls, anyone else :3

我买了点105美元的迪士尼看涨期权，还有人跟我一样吗 :3

>>62561878

hi rez

嗨 rez

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873861072430.jpg

>>62561859

Wtf how have you recovered nearly all of the month long dumps losses so quick???

卧槽，你咋这么快就把这波跌了一个月的亏损全回血了？？？

>>62561888

It's easy to beat negative income.

打败负收益很容易嘛。 💧 涨了1.20%，但我不敢信，因为至少有一只ETF今天是除息日

>>62561845

up 1.20%, but I don't trust that since it's at least one of my ETFs' exdiv day

涨了1.20%，但我不信，因为至少我的一只ETF今天是除息日。

what the fuck is space compute elon? how does cooling gpus work in space someone explain

他妈的空间计算是啥玩意马斯克？在太空里咋给GPU散热啊，谁来解释一下

>>62561845

+400 USD. Ain't much but it was honest bet.

+400美元。不多但这是实打实的一注。

>>62561887

You really think I'd just gamble every cent I had on spy 0dte calls? Haha....

你真以为我会把每一分钱全梭哈到SPY 0DTE期权上？哈哈……

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873912530964.png

>>62561878

No that was some other autist obsessed with GRRR who talks just like me my smigger :3

不，那是另一个跟我说话一模一样的、痴迷GRRR的傻逼，我的小黑 :3

>>62561899

Nigga how does latency work in space. Who gives a shit about cooling kek

黑哥，空间里的延迟咋算啊。散热谁在乎啊，笑死

ALAB, we have liftoff

ALAB，我们起飞了

ai bubble pops when my house downpayment is back to my peak

AI泡沫破了的那天，就是我的首付钱回到峰值的时候

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785873963836860.png

>AH

>market just trying to pump again

>市场又想拉盘了

>>62561903

in low orbit there is no latency, I am on starlink right now, 20ms

低轨道没有延迟，我现在就用星链，延迟20毫秒

>>62561845

(+10.90%)

Today's gain/loss

今日盈亏

>>62561896

I don't know. I literally haven't bought or sold anything since April. I'm mostly just sitting in 2x index ETFs and a little other stuff.

我不知道啊。我四月以来真的啥都没买也没卖。基本就满仓2倍杠杆指数ETF加一点杂七杂八的。

>>62561892

15 days of 4% and I will be back at ATH....I doubt this will happen though plus I'm not fully invested

连涨15天4%我就能回历史高点了……虽然我觉得不太可能，而且我也没满仓

>>62561845

>+4.1%

Almost back to 100k bros

快回到10万了兄弟们

>>62561902

hmm... if you say so...

嗯……你说是就是吧……

>>62561845

+20.89%

my port is 100% SOXL, still down 20%

我仓位全是SOXL，还亏着20%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874024264052.jpg

>>62561899

If you wait long enough the heat will beam itself into space. Please ignore that that's just gonna boil the cards.

等够久热就会自己辐射到太空里。请忽略这只会把显卡煮烂这件事。

>>62561896

chartanon flies close to the sun, lot of options I assume

chartanon飞得离太阳太近了，估计一堆期权吧

okay im done gambling

行了我赌够了

SPCX EPS beat by 61%

SPCX 每股收益超预期61%

SPCX revenue beat by 15%

SPCX 营收超预期15%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874056855818.jpg

>>62561912

What that doesnt make sense. Youre like so close to the June peak in a period of under 7 days!!! What are you holding?

这不合理啊。你离六月的峰值就差那么一点，还不到7天就到了！！！你拿的啥？

LIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAAA

AMD status?

AMD啥情况？

>>62561867

You will get nothing. I will spend nothing. I will die and then be buried with my money.

你啥也拿不到。我一个子儿也不花。我死也要跟我的钱埋一块儿。

>>62561927

i have a friend who sold $150k of his amd+tsm shares to buy $150k of gme in 2021

我有个朋友，2021年把15万的AMD+TSM股票全卖了，买了15万的GME

>>62561918

I haven't touched a single option this year. Since April, it's been 2x ETFs. Last year I was buying (the top) and selling (the bottom) which is why I had the big drops and no recovery.

今年我一手期权都没碰过。从四月起全是2倍杠杆ETF。去年我是买在顶上、卖在底下，所以才有那么大回撤，一直没缓过来。

>>62561923

Almost entirely QLD and SSO. Look at the individual charts for them, and you can see they nearly (QLD) or fully (SSO) recovered.

基本全是QLD和SSO。你看看它们各自的走势图，就能看到QLD几乎收回了失地，SSO完全收复了。

>>62561927

Too soon to tell. Coin flip on semi shit

现在说还太早。半导体这玩意儿就是抛硬币。

>>62561927

Ending red candle fucked off. Last weak hands test. No clue on earnings.

最后那根阴线直接把情绪干崩了。最后一波弱手考验。财报怎么样完全没底。

>>62561845

Let’s be real. If you lost money today, you should dump your entire portfolio into your Roth IRA. The markets are not for you.

说真的吧。如果今天你亏了钱，就该把整个仓位全倒进你的罗斯IRA。市场不适合你。

>>62561931

Is he still a gme baggie, surely he learnt his lesson?

他还是GME死扛侠吗，他总该吸取教训了吧？

>SPCX

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874311734165.png

Rip bobo

走好bobo

he was a hard bastard

他真是个硬骨头

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874320331325.jpg

>>62561931

I mean depending on when he bought it he could have absolutely killed it. If he bought it after the squeeze like a fucking moron then that's on him

我是说，看他啥时候买的，可能赚翻了。要是他像个傻逼一样在逼空之后才买的，那就活该了

You know Im still nervous with going all in. An all in would however recover my portfolio back to ATH in under a weeks time. Ie had I went all in on SNXX last week Thursday. The return on that is so high I think I'd be back at ATH already if not somewhere around there. Yet I can't shake this feeling that this whole thing is reminiscent of 2022 where there were random pumps some for a few days yet the market overall trended downward.

说实话全仓我还是慌。但全仓的话，我组合不到一周就能回到历史高点。比如上周四我全仓押SNXX，收益高到我现在估计已经回到ATH了，差不离。可我就是甩不掉这感觉——现在整件事跟2022年太像了，那时候也有随机拉升，有的能撑几天，但大盘总体一路向下。

Anyome else feel this way? Some of these stocks are still down so technically I can wait to see if the pump actually sticks.

有没有别人也这么觉得？有些股票还在低位，所以严格来说我可以等一等，看这波拉升是不是真的立得住。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874348302119.gif

Ground control...

地面控制中心……

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874358268256.png

>>62561893

I was thinking they'd get to $103, so if they get to $105 that would be a big surprise to the upside for me boss.

我本来以为能到$103，所以要是到$105，那就是远超我预期的惊喜了老板。

>>62561942

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

MAAAADE TO HOLD THE BAG

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874371167534.jpg

AMDsissies I'm nervous

AMD怂包们我好慌

>>62561905

>Buying a house in Canada

>在加拿大买房

Are you dumb?

你脑子进水了？

https://research-tools.pwlcapital.com/research/rent-vs-buy

>>62561927

should be pretty flat from earnings

财报出来应该挺平的

>>62561949

Be more nervous about chink gamblers. They're predictably unpredictable

更该担心的是那帮中国赌徒。他们那是可预测的不可预测

Why is everyone celebrating I need soxl to go up 100% to break even

为啥大家都在庆祝，我得让SOXL涨100%才能回本

Just noticed SpaceX was up nearly 10% wtf

刚发现SpaceX涨了快10% 什么鬼

Everyone look at PINS and laugh at swiftie

大家都看看PINS，笑一笑swiftie

>>62561933

Fuccccckkkkkkk seems that was a better play than SOXL even just rotating from SOXL to SSO would have left me in a better place, maybe even profitng right now!

操操操操操操，那操作比SOXL强多了，哪怕只是从SOXL换成SSO，我现在处境也会好得多，搞不好还在赚钱！

>>62561956

why havent you been doubling down to get your avg lower

你为啥不一直加倍下注把均价摊低 ┃ 急死了，等那些韭菜散户冲进来我就买看跌期权

>>62561958

Can't wait to buy puts when normie niggers ape in

等那些普通人冲进去的时候，我就迫不及待要买看跌期权了。

>>62561944

I didn't believe in this pump on Thursday either. Looked like a bear trap after a bubble to me. It is what it is.

周四这波拉升我本来就不信。在我看来就是泡沫后的诱空陷阱。就这样吧。

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMD

AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE IT'S OVER

*pop*

lmao amd nice one

哈哈AMD整挺好

>>62561965

That was only 1 day and it gave up some of it on Friday. 2022 wasnt a straight line down, it crabbed its way lower and lower. I still remember when anons were gerting smug iff every single pump. I fully exited long before the bottom was reached that year

那才一天，周五还吐回去了一部分。2022年也不是直线下跌的，它是横着磨蹭一路往下。我还记得当时有人每波拉升都得意洋洋。那一年我早在触底前就清仓离场了。

>>62561955

kospi will open neon green +5-10% but yes after that who knows

kospi开盘肯定是闪瞎眼的绿，+5-10%，但之后嘛，鬼知道。

AMDEEZ

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874571951690.mp4

LISA YOURE TEARING US APART

ONE FUCKING JOB AMD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOLDEN BULL ABORTED SELL SELL SELL SELL

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图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874652828532.png

I lost everything

我全亏光了

Advanced Money Destroyer...

高级资金毁灭者……

>>62561927

I forgot to buy DAMD, that's what.

我忘买DAMD了，就这。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874679179209.gif

SPCX HAS MURDERED THE MARKETS AGAIN

ITS ALL DUMPING OH GOD OH FUCK

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874682453054.png

>>62561647

>decided to risk it and bought 20k's worth of a bearish 2x spacx etf before close

>决定赌一把，收盘前买了2万块的2倍杠杆看空SPACX ETF

>futures

>already -8%

>已经-8%

feels great. thanks, retail, for giving me this attractive opportunity.

感觉真棒。多谢散户们，给我送来了这么诱人的机会。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874696156246.jpg

>People bet on advanced money destroyer

>有人押注高级版印钞机

depending on how things go maybe I'll rebalance tomorrow

看情况吧，明天我可能重新调整仓位

>>62561974

>2022

Thanks for the PTSD trigger, asshole.

谢谢你这波创伤后应激障碍触发，混蛋。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874700407880.png

lmfaooooooooo spicx hombres our responsados?

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 spicx 兄弟们咱们是不是该负责？

bubble pop

泡沫破了

bubble bubble pop pop

泡沫泡沫 破破

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874707114913.png

>Initially thought about getting PLTR on Monday

>周一本来想买 PLTR 的

>Decided AMD was the """safer""" bet

>结果选了 AMD 觉得这波更「稳」

Fucks SAKE

真他妈服了

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874732787481.png

> 170% increased capex

>资本支出暴增170%

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874753757545.png

Well slap my ass and call me a bitch. AMD is fucking cratering. There goes 8 grand boss.

得，拍我屁股叫我贱人吧。AMD 直接崩穿地心。八万块就这么没了，老板。

Well at least my spic x puts will print

不过至少我的 spic x 看跌期权要赚翻了

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874770734326.jpg

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图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874800566951.jpg

lol

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874819434356.png

amd is a beat

amd 是利好出尽

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874831208279.jpg

KEK I ACTUALLY POPPED THE BUBBLE BY CAPITULATING 10 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE

>Have a great day, going to go celebrate my gains after work

>祝你今天愉快，下班后要去庆祝我的收益

>AMD destroys all gains and then some after hours

>AMD 盘后把你所有收益砸光还倒贴

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874850501085.jpg

WALL STREET DEMANDS BLOOD

1 OIL TANKER SUNK = 1% GAIN

1 DAY WITHOUT WAR = 1% LOSS

>>62561992

Great success

大成功

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>>62562004

Got a 8/10 105 put I hated watching it running up today but I'm happy now

手里有张 8/10 到期的 105 看跌期权，今天看它一路涨真是恨得牙痒，但现在我爽了

I'm gonna blow my fucking wad on Thursday when the ass falls out on this stock

周四这只股票裤衩子都跌没的时候，我要狠狠撸一把 ‥>市场在财报前硬是把 spcx 拉涨了10%

>the market decided to pump spcx 10% before its earnings

市场在SPCX财报前决定拉涨10%

lol lmao even

哈哈哈哈哈真是笑死人了

附件: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874889244971.mp4

My SOXS got saved

我的 SOXS 得救了

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874897101585.jpg

What's so bad about increasing capex?

资本支出增加有啥不好的？

anyone in a slurping mood?

有人想抄底吗？

>>62561875

Never, Bessent is punishing us daring to bet against the US. He'll run everything into the ground just to wipe the last oil baggot.

不可能，贝森特在惩罚我们胆敢做空美国。他会把所有东西都干到归零，就为了搞死最后一个石油死多头。

I tried to warn you.

我早提醒过你们了。

>>62559427

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874937674777.jpg

Oh, well there goes my 5D chess play with FOXO

好吧，我的 FOXO 五维棋局就这么没了

I ignore the news for several months and they pull a massive reverse stock split

我几个月没看新闻，结果他们搞了个巨量反向拆股

Now my volume of shares is next to nothing, and the price is back to trending towards worthless with my initial investment almost certainly gone forever

现在我的持股数量几乎归零，股价又回到一路阴跌的走势，最初的投资基本确定打水漂了

For the amount spent it's not actually that much, but I unfortunately fell into the trap of thinking I had a real clever keikaku going and it's a kick in the teeth to be made the fool

按投入金额来说其实不算多，但我不幸掉进了以为自己布局很聪明的陷阱，被当猴耍真是扎心

>>62562021

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785874964375486.jpg

You fuckers aren't even ready for what KOSPI is going to do. If you think you're red now, you're literally going to be 6 ft under tomorrow morning.

你们这帮傻逼根本想象不到 KOSPI 接下来会咋样。如果你们觉得现在已经亏麻了，明早你们怕是要直接躺板板了。

Now I'm scared of going in for Sneeddisk earnings, but surely that will go up....

现在我都怕进 Sneeddisk 的财报，但那个应该肯定会涨吧....

My JEPQ up 25k in the past couple days. Getting another 5k in divvies tomorrow. Life is good frens.

我的 JEPQ 这两天涨了25k。明天还有5k股利进账。日子真好啊兄弟们。

>>62562023

The more expenses, the harder it is to believe said expenses will have a return on investment.

支出越多，就越难相信这些支出能带来投资回报。

>*goblins ur gains*

>*偷走你的收益*

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875024678495.png

imagine listening to the enormous amount of FUD being spread here in February. if you bought the February dip, you would have made a 22% gain in six months. six fucking months for one of the safest index funds in the world

想想吧，要是听了二月里这里铺天盖地的恐慌言论。你要是买了二月的回调，六个月就能赚22%。六个月，就靠一只全球最安全的指数基金之一，踏马六个月。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875039594093.png

dip slurpers in control

抄底大军说了算

>dip slurpers in control

>抄底大军说了算

dip slurpers in control

抄底大军说了算

>dip slurpers in control

>抄底大军说了算

dip slurpers in control

抄底大军说了算

>dip slurpers in control

>抄底大军说了算

>>62562036

when was the last time anything went up after earnings?

上次财报后还能涨是什么时候的事了？

>>62562038

That's retarded.

那也太蠢了。

The dip isn't as big as it'd make sense for me to slurp, unfortunately.

可惜回调幅度不够大，不到我值得出手抄底的程度。

>>62562046

MSFT

>>62562046

Yesterday. Palantir.

昨天。Palantir 啊。

>>62562046

dell, hpe

dell、hpe 都涨了

AMD getting slurped up boys

AMD 被兄弟们抄底抄疯了

>>62562046

Microsoft, Meta, PLTR all yuge

微软、Meta、PLTR 全是暴涨

It's over

完了

>>62561845

+22% for a grand total of +91% since last week

+22%，加总上周以来已经 +91% 了

i sold temporarily because of sandisk earnings

我因为 sandisk 财报暂时清仓了

>>62562046

CAT and fucking SNAP

CAT 还有他妈 SNAP

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875205531452.jpg

>>62562050

>92% yoy revenue growth

>营收同比增长92%

>expected 82% forward growth

>预期未来增长82%

>stock pumps 30%

>股价暴涨30%

>down 8% ytd

>年内跌了8%

what the fuck

搞什么鬼

>>62562057

how much money are you trading with?

你拿多少钱在交易？

Lisa better whip her dick out on the call

丽莎最好在电话会上拿出点真本事来

>AMD double beats

>AMD双双超预期

>Crashes

I suspect it will open green regardless.

我猜不管怎样开盘都会是绿的。

Su Bae pls

苏妈求求了

>>62562066

She better bring her cousin green jacket boy in to shill the reds.

她最好把她表弟那个穿绿夹克的小子拉出来忽悠那帮亏货。

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK (it's only down 2% in AH)

卧槽卧槽卧槽（盘后才跌2%而已）

I AM FOREVER FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAA

>>62562067

>ignores the gook factor

>无视那个亚裔因素

Oh anon.

唉，匿名兄。

>>62562057

holy shit i did NOT check the chart, is this what having a high IQ feels like?

我操我压根没看盘前图，这就是高智商的感觉吗？

>>62562052

Will flip and be +10% within the hour. Check em.

一小时内会翻盘涨+10%。等着瞧吧。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875334375386.gif

SPACEX

>Revenue $7.8B vs Est. $6.8B

>营收78亿美元 vs 预期68亿美元

>EPS ($0.09) vs Est. ($0.23)

>EBITDA $3.5B vs Est. $2.1B

>>62562076

>7.8b revenue

>78亿营收

That's fucking embarassing

那真他妈丢人

>>62562074

>no digits

>没有具体数字

We're finished.

我们完蛋了。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875412032512.png

>>62562021

I got a piece of dat

我买了点那个

>>62562078

Why? This is the lowest it will ever be.

为啥？这就是它历史最低价了。

>>62562037

it's time to consider rotating from jepq to tdaq

是时候考虑从JEPQ换到TDAQ了

if you're getting paid from qqq focused income etfs, you can handle a little volatility

如果你靠QQQ那类收益型ETF吃分红，那点波动你应付得来

>>62562078

it really isn't

真没那么简单

no such thing as bad earnings only bad valuations

没有烂财报，只有烂估值

spacex earnings call https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1XxyggqBZZRGM

>amd afterski

>AMD盘后走势

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875524198546.jpg

>>62562076

that is impressive considering i thought the company makes no money lol

那挺牛的，毕竟我之前以为这公司根本不赚钱哈哈

>SpaceX Revenue Rose 92% in Second Quarter

>SpaceX第二季度营收飙升92%

>>62562086

>>62562090

Even if it's the lowest it will ever be, the company will never be profitable and relies solely on government contract tendies. When a Democrat wins in 2028 who hate elon they won't get shit

就算这是历史最低价，这公司也永远不会盈利，全靠政府合同的福利饭。等2028年哪个恨马斯克的民主党人上台，他们毛都拿不到

I wish Elon would shit directly into my mouth.

我真希望马斯克直接往我嘴里拉屎。

>>62562064

>>62562046

You know what guys? I don't believe it's a bubble anymore. Now I believe it's a full-blown ponzi scheme.

你们知道吗哥们？我不再觉得这是泡沫了。我觉得这是个彻头彻尾的庞氏骗局。

>>62561939

hes still a gme baggie

他还是个GME套牢党

i feel like it's my fault too since i told him about gme when smg was hyping it up at $5 end of august (pre split). he laughed at me. then he saw it going up and me gloating about it all winter

我也觉得怪我，因为当时SMG在八月底把它吹到$5（拆股前）的时候我跟他提了GME。他笑我。然后他看着它涨起来，我整个冬天都在他面前得瑟

didnt know he would fucking FOMO in at the fucking top tho lol

没想到他他妈会在最高点FOMO冲进去哈哈

he has a paid off house and double income with a therapist wife tho unlike me so dont feel bad for him lol hes still richer than me

不过他房贷还清了，双收入，老婆还是心理治疗师，不像我，所以别替他难过哈哈，他照样比我有钱

>>62562097

Youre not very smart, are you?

你不怎么聪明，是吧？

should I slurp up some sndk with the afterhours discount?

我该趁盘后打折捞点SNDK吗？

>>62562098

Buy spacex it’s the same thing

买SpaceX啊，一回事

>>62562097

I'm talking specifically about the revenue part

我特指营收那部分

of course spicx is a pos garbage bag and only elong jeet cocksuckers would ever go near it

当然SpaceX就是坨垃圾袋，只有埃隆的舔狗才碰

>>62562103

Nope

>>62562106

Fair enough

有道理。

>>62562046

SNDK did, last three out of four earnings reports.

SNDK过去四次财报里有三次都这样。

>>62562065

bought the SOXL """"dip"""" with 100k

拿10万刀接了SOXL的“““回调”””

lost big time and went down to 61k

大亏，掉到6.1万

smelled the bottom, saw how hard sneedisk rebounds, flipped to SNXX last monday

闻到底了，看到SNXX反弹多猛，上周一全换到SNXX

made even that wednesday when it niggapumped nearly +50%, now im sitting comfy at 116k more than ready to gamble again

周三它飙了快+50%时我回本了，现在舒舒服服躺着11.6万，随时准备再赌一把

>>62561943

i think at one point he was gloating about it going to $250k+ but he didnt sell since he even went into the DRS rabbit hole so pretty sure it's around $100K if not worse by now.. at least his original pile..

我记得有一阵他还在吹会到25万+，但他没卖，还掉进DRS那个坑里了，所以现在估计差不多10万甚至更惨……至少他最初那部分是这样……

i never asked if he bought more afterwards

我也没问他后来有没有加仓

i was shilling him ai dashcams at the same time too but it was too boring for him lol

我那时候还给他推AI行车记录仪，但他觉得太无聊了哈哈

is spcx beat why still negtive?

SpaceX不是超预期了吗，为啥还是负的？

>>62562109

Based, get back in that casino, I heard they're giving away a mercedes!

靠谱，赶紧回赌场去，听说他们正送奔驰呢！

>>62562113

bro...

>it was just another Jewish trick

>那不过是又一个犹太人的把戏

I’m tired boss

我累坏了，老板

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875809008846.jpg

>>62562113

no magic genie ass-pull by musky so stock is overvalued af

马斯克没靠神灯精灵那套凭空变戏法，所以股票被严重高估了

oy vey

哎哟我的天

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875868707837.jpg

why is elon including revenue from x and grok in his spacex report? grok is supposed to belong to xai. x is a private company.

为啥马斯克把X和Grok的收入也塞进SpaceX的报告里？Grok本该属于xAI啊。X是家私人公司。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875877119680.jpg

why no up? is it the jews?

为啥不涨？是犹太人在搞鬼吗？

>>62562127

see pic related.

看图就知道了。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785875938062483.jpg

>>62562128

Do you even have to ask

这还用问吗

>>62562113

nobody tell this nigga lmaooooo

别告诉这黑鬼，笑死我了

(I almost bought calls btw because I predicted a tiny short cover/squeeze)

（顺便说，我差点买了看涨期权，因为我预测会有小规模空头回补/逼空）

>>62562127

Because that’s the ipo you dumb nigger he strapped grok and Twitter to a rocket

因为那就是IPO啊，你这蠢黑鬼，他把Grok和推特捆在火箭上了

AMDBROS????

>>62562113

It will close green tomorrow

明天收盘会是绿的 ⟦ 这不是IPO，你这低等人黑鬼。是最新报告，今天刚发布的。

>>62562133

it's not the ipo, you subhuman nigger. it's from the latest report, relased today.

不是IPO的事，你这个畜生。是今天发布的最新报告里说的。

AI SATELLITES

DATA CENTERS IN SPACE

SPACEX CAN PROVIDE INTERNET TO THE WHOLE WORLD

ASTEROID MINING DATA CENTERS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>62562141

>>62562143

Genuinely hilarious

真心笑爆

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>>62562135

lisa please hypnotize them... hypnotize them into buying

丽莎求你了给他们催眠吧……催眠他们去买

Any anons here hold MSTR and just sell calls weekly for the extra income? Looks like we're gonna crab for a while until bitcoin goes back up.

有没有老哥持有MSTR然后每周卖看涨期权赚额外收入的？看来在比特币涨回去之前，咱们得横盘一阵了。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785876263912241.jpg

>>62562145

Fuck, I should have bought SpaceX instead of fucking AMD, Fucking women CEOs dude, never touch those companies, unless you're buying puts boss.

操，我他妈该买SpaceX而不是该死的AMD，女CEO真不行兄弟，永远别碰那些公司，除非你买看跌期权，老板。

>>62562152

Baggot, don't look at the chart.

套牢哥，别盯盘了。

>>62562152

lmao. the live earnings could flip the script bigly still hold your tighty whiteys tight

哈哈，实时财报可能大翻盘，还是把内裤勒紧点吧

>>62562152

i think everyone knows spacex will eventually rule the world its just a matter of when.

我觉得所有人都知道SpaceX迟早统治世界，只是时间问题。

Did you leave your priceless capital in the hands of merchants overnight?

你不会把血汗钱交给中间商过夜了吧？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785876367868358.png

>>62562157

I don't need to look to know, the company is literally going to the fucking moon, like who else does that, besides fucking NASA boss.

我不用看都知道，这家公司真要他妈上天了，还有谁能做到，除了NASA没别人了，老板。

jews baited baggot by the classic pre earnings pump into dump after hours

犹太人用经典套路钓了套牢哥——财报前拉盘，盘后砸盘

i cant LMAO

我笑到不行

>>62562135

Capex gets punished in the current market.

当前市场对资本开支是直接罚站的。

2.7x expected capex gets giga punished

预期资本开支的2.7倍，那就是被狠狠罚站

It will recover, but yeah, you can't guide for around 300m capex then report 800m and not expect the stock to tank, not these days.

会恢复的，但说实话，你指引约3亿资本开支结果报了8亿，不可能指望股票不崩，现在是这行情。

>>62561951

im still gonna buy one just for stability, i dont care if it goes down -30% after i buy because it'll act as a hedge against the rest of my investing anyways

我还是会买一个图个稳，买完跌30%我也不在乎，反正它是对冲我其他投资风险的

but it has to be a freehold and no reliance waterheater scam

但必须是永久产权，不能有那个垃圾热水器骗局

Down nearly 12% with SOXX

跟着SOXX跌了快12%

Gave investing a shot by throwing 1k€ into a ETF, boomer style - and even here I’m down

试了下投资，扔了1000欧进ETF，搞的跟大爷大妈一样——结果还是亏

>>62562152

you shouldn't have bought either

你当初就不该买

>>62562163

You're not beating the Jewish, retarded, or pedophile allegations baggot

你是洗不掉犹太、智障、恋童这三顶帽子的，套牢哥

Burry just said in a sperg post that 30% of the market trades every day are 300B hyper leveraged funds that target volatility.

伯里刚发了篇疯文说，市场每天30%的交易量来自3000亿规模、专盯波动率的高杠杆基金。

I guess they went long. Lmao

我猜他们做多了。笑死。

Please AMD crash the fucking market my spy puts need it

AMD求你崩了整个大盘吧，我的SPY看跌期权需要你

>>62562164

Whatever, I bought an ounce of Nimbus Snacks and for a small fee it is going to be delivered to my office tomorrow between noon and 4pm. I fucking love nimbus snacks boss.

随便吧，我买了一盎司Nimbus零食，花点小钱明天中午到下午4点送到我办公室。我他妈爱死Nimbus零食了，老板。

>>62562163

This has to be a bot. And a bad one.

这肯定是机器人，还是个烂机器人。

>>62561740

>you can just own stocks without leverage and go all in

>你可以不搞杠杆直接全仓买股票

This works in december of last year, march of this year and april of last year.

这在去年十二月、今年三月和去年四月都有效。

>>62562185

No, baggot is just a moron who stays in these threads even if everyone despises him

不，baggot就是个傻逼，就算大家都烦他，他还是赖在这些帖子里不走。

googl pump will continue till we get back to 400

谷歌的拉盘会一直持续到我们回到400。

kino

>>62562185

A bot could never be that obnoxious

机器人不可能那么讨人厌。

>>62561753

Unironically I think all this shit is fake and gay and want it to hit its previous ath but I also think if it does it will then dump back to 700 bucks. Same with everything else.

说真的，我觉得这堆狗屁都是假的、恶心的，想让它冲回之前的ATH，但我也觉得就算真冲到了，之后还是会砸回700美元。其他东西也一样。

>>62562165

AMZN $220bn capex pumped in earnings

亚马逊220亿美金的资本支出在财报里被拉了一波。

>>62562162

My TTE has still not been sold off because of this uncertainty. If oil dumps to 72 overnight I'll just treat it like a safe divvy investment and sell my gold instead.

我的TTE还没卖掉，就是因为这个不确定性。如果油价一夜之间砸到72，我就把它当成一个稳的股息投资，改卖我的黄金。

>>62562171

You're not the fucking boss of me. I'ma start accumulating SpaceX tomorrow boss.

你他妈管不着我。我明天就要开始攒SpaceX，老板。

>>62562202

wait until after the first lockup expiry on the 7th

等到7号第一次锁定期解禁之后再说。

>>62562202

Not with that 8k you lost on amd youre not

就凭你在AMD上亏的那8000块，你没资格这么说。

ACMR Q2 2026 in Aug 7 wanna buy in?

ACMR的2026年Q2财报在8月7号，想建仓吗？

>>62562199

AMZN gave justification for their capex, they're one of the few seeing genuine ROI.

亚马逊为他们的资本支出给了理由，他们是少数几个真能看到回报的。

>>62562204

its the 6th hoss prepare your anoos

今天是6号，兄弟，准备好你的菊花。

>>62562205

Lisa Su better kiss me after fucking me like that boss.

苏姿丰这么干完我之后最好亲我一下，老板。

>>62562210

They all have justification for it. GOOG dumped hard too. Took days to recover.

他们全都有理由。谷歌也砸得很惨。花了好几天才恢复。

>>62562211

but after would be the 7th but yeah I didn't remember the date either way

但之后就是7号了，不过我也不记得具体日子，无所谓了。

>>62562202

baggie how do u stay so level headed. every day i feel like i lose my sanity trading

baggie，你怎么能这么淡定。我每天交易都觉得自己快疯了。

>>62562168

thanks for the free money loser

谢谢你的免费钞票，输家。

at what -% down you end up a baggie?

跌了多少%你才算变成baggie？

>>62562211

>>62562217

is it 6 or 7

>EOG earnings release

>EOG财报发布

https://investors.eogresources.com/image/EOG_0826.pdf

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877030129057.png

>>62562223

just buy after a big dip one of those days

就等哪天大砸盘之后买进去就行了。

>>62562218

Pedophiles are good at keeping their composure. They need it to lure in children

恋童癖都擅长稳住情绪。他们要用来诱骗小孩。

>>62562213

We don't want chip makers building out. They should be making MORE chips with what they have. Or even better with LESS equipment and employees. Less insurance. Do this or we will buy Chinese. Line go up

我们不想要芯片厂扩张产能。他们应该用手头现有的东西造更多芯片。或者更好，用更少的设备和员工。更少的保险。不这么干我们就买中国的。股价涨就完事了。

wow a lot happened today. ain't reading all that. i made 70k on the market, booked profit on my soxl trade, unlevered and have a lot of cash now (much too early, but a win is a win -_-') and i made it to france. it smells bad. i spent 12 hours on italian trains today and i'm very glad it's over. my soxl win was substantial enough that a monte carlo trip is likely.

哇今天发生了好多事。懒得全看。我在市场上赚了7万，把SOXL的仓位止盈了，去杠杆了，现在手里一堆现金（太早了，但赢了就是赢了 -_-'），然后我到了法国。味道很难闻。我今天在意大利火车上坐了12个小时，很高兴终于结束了。我的SOXL赚得够多，去蒙特卡洛玩一趟大概率没问题。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877109999137.jpg

>>62562220

9%

>>62562193

>>62562201

You mean you guys don’t believe he has a gook wife and drops 100k a day and never loses? Kek.

你们意思是你们不信他有个韩国老婆，每天扔10万还从不亏？哈哈。

He’s literally the /biz/ version of those bots shitting up geopolitical threads on /pol/ with homoerotic Trump AI Slop.

他简直就是/biz/版的那些机器人，在/pol/上的地缘政治帖子里刷特朗普搞基AI垃圾图。

A true /biz/raeli.

一个真正的/biz/以色列人。

You did take profit by the way anons?

对了，兄弟们你们止盈了吗？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877131825482.jpg

>>62562218

I played a lot of live poker in my youth and eventually learned how to control my blood pressure through meditation. I don't drink as much as I used to, but scotch can help until it doesn't boss.

我年轻的时候打了很多现场扑克，最后通过冥想学会了控制血压。我现在没以前喝那么多了，但威士忌能顶一阵子，直到顶不住为止，老板。

>>62562234

oh and i'm definitively rich again, i was worried for a second there.

哦对了，我确定又变富了，刚才还担心了一下。

>>62562240

Gobbler. We all know you have zero money. Why keep playing the fool?

傻逼。我们都知道你一分钱都没有。为什么还装傻？

>>62562237

his korean wife was sent to him after his big purchase of samsung stocks

他那个韩国老婆是他大买三星股票之后送来的。

its part of tradition, big shareholders get wifes

这是传统，大股东都能分到老婆。

sadly not true for US corporations

可惜对美国企业来说并非如此

>>62562231

Building out is more revenue. Squeezing prices indefinitely is a losing proposal. They have to build out to create more product.

扩张才能带来更多收入。无限压价是注定失败的方案。他们必须扩张才能产出更多产品。

>>62562237

See

>>62562240

This nigga would be a great troll if he wasn't genuinely annoying

这家伙要不是真烦人，绝对是个顶级 troll

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877292229782.jpg

>>62562240

You sucked cock in your youth faggler

你年轻时可是吃过鸡巴的，死基佬

>AMD

KOSPI is going to absolutely rape you baggies

KOSPI 绝对要把你们这些套牢狗干穿

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877378216231.jpg

>>62562250

>you have to spend to make more

>你得先花钱才能赚更多

sounds like a ponzi

听起来像庞氏骗局

>>62562256

He's also a pedophile, don't forget that

他还是个恋童癖，别忘了这点

thank fuck i stayed outta this AMD earnings play Lisa gettin' railed afterhours

幸好我没碰这波 AMD 财报操作，Lisa 盘后被人干翻了

you guys are overly rude to baggie

你们对 baggie 也太刻薄了吧

he is just trying to show you the way and just have a good time

他只是想给你们指条明路，顺便乐呵乐呵

>>62562254

>NVDA pumping thanks to Musk

>NVDA 靠马斯克拉盘

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877508529490.jpg

>>62562264

I knew shit would dump so might unironically slurp.

我就知道要崩，所以可能真要抄底吃一波。

>>62562265

Posted from your phone I see, baggot

看你手机发的帖吧，套牢狗

>>62562262

I don't suck cock and I am not a pedophile kiddo, but I can tell you that if Disney can open at $105 I will recover all my AMD losses, and whatever pennies I get for my options will be profit boss.

我没吃过鸡巴也不是恋童癖，小屁孩。但我可以告诉你，迪士尼如果能开到 $105，我就能把 AMD 的亏损全赚回来，期权那点零头全是利润，老板。

>>62562237

Didn't take profits but I'm not in the red, bought AMD before today's increase so it basically evens out. Trump will extend his posturing well into tomorrow and since I'm a Euro the market opens earlier for me.

没止盈但也没亏，今天涨之前买的 AMD，所以基本对冲掉了。特朗普会把这出戏拖到明天，我是欧洲人，市场开得早，有优势。

>>62562249

You'd just get a powdered up HR sheboon if a US corpo sent you anything.

美国公司要给你寄东西，也就寄个化着浓妆的 HR 大妈过来。

>>62562265

I probably deserve some of it, but I don't let the haters bother me. They're just jealous because they can't be me even though they want to be me boss.

我可能确实活该挨骂，但我不让黑子影响我。他们就是嫉妒，想做我却又做不了，老板。

>>62562269

>don't suck cock

>没吃过鸡巴

>not didnt/never sucked cock

>不是/从没吃过鸡巴

Lol faggot sucked cock in his youth

哈哈，这傻逼年轻时肯定吃过鸡巴

>>62562268

we'll see tomorrow, if afterhours already showing -7% might dump hard at open

明天看吧，盘后要是已经 -7%，开盘可能直接崩穿

>>62562266

>jacket man stealing his cousin's gains

>夹克哥偷他表哥的收益

That damn snake.

那条毒蛇。

>what other companies are going to the moon?

>还有什么公司要上月球？

Literally Nokia, they've already built moon infrastructure.

诺基亚啊，人家早把月球基础设施建好了。

>>62562280

Baggot I can guarantee, with absolute certainty, there is not a single person on this website who would ever want to be a tripfag pedo

套牢狗，我敢拍胸脯保证，这网站上绝对没一个人想当 tripfag 恋童癖

>>62562259

Yes you have to spend more if your current facilities can't create enough product. That's how everything on planet earth works.

对，现有设施产能不够就得加钱。地球上所有事都是这个道理。

>>62562269

you do you bro

你爱咋咋地吧兄弟

>>62562276

What are you using to trade early. I’m happy enough with DEGIRO. But I’ve stopped using TRADEGATE markets. Shit spreads and just seems to not arbitrage properly when you need it. And do it instantly when you don’t want it. I use IBRK too but fucking hate the interface.

你用啥做早盘交易？我用 DEGIRO 挺满意的。但 TRADEGATE 市场我不碰了，点差烂得要死，该套利的时候不套，不想让它动的时候它秒执行。IBRK 我也用，但那界面我真他妈烦。

SPACEX 1 TRILLION REVENUE BY 2030!!!!!!!!!

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877804899198.jpg

>>62562265

>definitely not baggler phoneposting

>绝对不是套牢狗在拿手机发帖

Tripfags get the rope

Tripfag 就该上吊

so why is exactly the market at new ATH when the world is going into a turbulent time?

那为什么世界动荡的时候，市场偏偏在创新高？

>>62562257

kospi is opening neon green

KOSPI 开盘一片荧光绿

>>62562269

What an odd thing to say Faggler

这话说得真莫名其妙，死基佬

I do love to hate you :3

我就爱恨你 :3

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785877822535820.png

>>62561769

Isn't Croatia full of Hungarians during summer?

克罗地亚夏天不是全是匈牙利人吗？

yall consider MSFT a "high-beta" stock? Just cuz it's tech i guess but wtf it's one of the world's largest companies, net income larger than fuckin GDPs

你们把 MSFT 当“高 beta”股？就因为是科技股？但我去，它是全球最大公司之一，净利润比好些国家的 GDP 还高。

>>62562296

What's turbulent about it?

有啥动荡的？

>>62562307

>>62562307

>>62562307

>>62562307

Hey y'all, could someone tell me if we're in a bubble? I wanna know if I should pull out of the market or not. Thanks!

大伙儿，谁能告诉我咱们是不是在泡沫里？我想知道要不要撤出市场。谢了！

>>62562286

He'll deny being Israeli too, despite that he's admitted to being Israeli before.

他连自己是以色列人都会否认，尽管他之前都承认过了。

He's true scum.

他就是个人渣。

>>62562309

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>>62562305

deglobalization, war, increasing political instability

去全球化、战争、政治局势越来越不稳定

>>62561767

Let me guess, Sivers because of le photonics meme.

让我猜猜，Sivers，就因为他搞的那个光电子梗。

>>62562193

I like him. He's funny.

我喜欢他，他挺逗的。

>>62562315

>world is a desert because of all the data centers

>世界变成沙漠，全是因为那些数据中心