/smg/ stock market general

Scam Pump Edition

骗局拉盘特别版

>Educational sites:

>教育网站：

https://www.investopedia.com

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:

>财经电视直播流：

https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:

https://www.tradingview.com

https://www.finscreener.com

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

https://finviz.com/

https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com

https://optionstrat.com/

https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:

>盘前和实时数据：

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:

>婴儿潮投资入门：

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:

https://www.financialjuice.com/home

https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers

https://market24hclock.com/

https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

https://brokerchooser.com/

https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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> nows

>现在

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Did bobo unironically kill himself

波波真的自杀了吗，不带开玩笑的

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my biggest winner today is ASTS

我今天最大赢家是ASTS

this means spacex is actually a good company?

这是不是说SpaceX其实是个好公司？

note to self when bobos are too smug and get away with it, start going long

记笔记：当波波们得意洋洋还全身而退时，就该开多单

and that's how you turn $25 dollars into $200 dollars 100 times in a single day boss.

老板，这就是怎么把25刀一天翻成200刀翻个一百遍的玩法。

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FUUUUUUCK

I forgot about my AI agent and left it stuck in a loop for 2 hours.

我把我AI代理撂一边，结果它卡死循环了俩小时。

There goes a bunch of money down the drain.

又是一堆钱打了水漂。

i'd like to buy more property by the end of this year. hopefully SPX can go to 8k so i can dump these heavy bags.

我想年底前多买点房产。希望标普能冲到8000点，好让我把手里这堆重仓甩掉。

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>>62560604

So which ticker do I buy to collect your lost shekels boss?

那老板，我该买哪个代码来捡你丢的这堆碎钱？

Shiller CAPE ratio bros...

席勒市盈率的老哥们……

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>Mcdonalds shat itself

>麦当劳拉稀了

>But my SOXL is making up for it

>但我的SOXL在补血

Trumps for this feel?

川普这会怎么想？

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>>62560604

you guys pay money for AI?

你们真掏钱买AI啊？

I just use the free chatgpt edition

我就用免费的ChatGPT版

openai even is scared before their IPO so nowadays I can upload like almost 100 images/files and still be under limit for the day lol

OpenAI上市前也怂了，现在一天能传差不多100张图或文件，还不会超限，哈哈

S&P500 now has a market cap at 70% of the *global* M2 money supply

标普500市值现在是全球M2货币供应量的70%

This literally cannot go on all day

这玩意儿真没法整天这么涨下去

Can it

>>62560607

Softbank

I keep averaging up on AAPL I think its gonna pop bigly up after the fake dump soon.

我一直在AAPL上加仓，我觉得假砸盘过后它马上要大爆一把。 ⁾ 我全仓里大概10%压在DIS等财报，笑死。这季度他们有两部十亿美元级大片，本来该大赚的，我看不懂他们怎么把这局搞砸。

I have like 10% of my port in DIS for earnings lmao. They had 2x billion dollar movies this quarter and are supposed to smash, I don't see how they fuck this one up.

我大概把仓位的10%压在DIS上等着财报，笑死。这季度他们搞了两部十亿级票房的电影，按理说该炸场了，我真看不出他们这次怎么能搞砸。

>>62560611

Really? I simply stopped doing anything with images since it'd shit the bed after 3 images last year and switched to Gemini for anything file related

真的假的？我去年传3张图就崩了，所以文件相关全转用Gemini了。

You used to not even be able to send texts on threads you sent files in when the limit kicked in, is that still a thing

以前超了限额连发文字都不行，只能发文件那段，现在还是这样吗？

>>62560613

the koreans decided their stock market is shit and now leveraging in US equities

韩国人觉得自家股市是坨屎，现在都加杠杆干美股了。

it will be up for a whole month all day without any correction boss

老板，它会一整个月天天涨不带回调好吗

>>62560609

all these metrics are a thing of the past. 2x of the average is the minimum now

这些指标都是老黄历了。现在是均值的两倍才刚算及格线

>Hertz

My anus is ready for the HERTZ of the giant green cock about to penetrate it

我的屁眼已经准备好了迎接即将贯穿它的那根巨型绿巨柱

>he's not all in SOXL, FNGU or their individual constituents on margin

>他没全仓SOXL、FNGU或者融资买这些成分股

the fuck are you even doing anon

匿名老哥你到底在搞什么飞机

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>>62560622

you'll be lucky to break even by next earnings

你到下个财报能回本就算走运了

>>62560624

>is that still a thing

>现在还是这样吗

yeah, but I never had it since like a month ago, they changed up something

是啊，但一个月前我就没这问题了，他们改了啥

but they are sperging out over the competition, so to keep/get new customers they made the free accounts god mode

不过他们被竞争搞得慌得一批，为了留住新客户，直接把免费账号开了神级权限

I literally upload sometimes 100 images and it just keeps going on

我有时直接传100张图，它照样接着跑

yeah it used to stop you for a few hours at least after sending 1-3 images/files

对，以前传1-3张图或文件就得给你限几个小时

no longer exists

现在没这回事了

>this market

>这市场

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97fQoffpJiM

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We'll just stay here, 90 RSI is fine

咱就搁这儿待着，RSI 90啥的没事

this is a bearish pump

这是看跌式拉盘

>>62560632

nah Disney is going to melt faces tomorrow. they are putting out some premium slop again and printing money.

别闹，迪士尼明天要炸场子了。他们又出顶级辣鸡货色，闭眼印钱。

>DRAM +7.13%

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I’ve been doing so well lately that I think I’ll need a peace deal for tomorrow otherwise I’ll be red then. What are the chances? Peace deal/MOU.

我最近操作得太顺了，感觉明天要是没个和平协议我就要飘红了。概率有多大？和平协议/谅解备忘录。

>tfw I only put 4k into AMD instead of the whole 21k I just freed up

>tfw 我只往AMD里投了4k，而不是刚腾出来的全部21k

I need to be less conservative with my investments I feel like.

我觉得我得对投资再大胆点，别老这么保守。

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the pump will go on whole month

这波拉盘要持续整整一个月

then trump will say hormuz is free

然后川普会说霍尔木兹海峡自由通行了

and it will pump even harder

然后涨得更猛

welcome to midterms

欢迎来到中期选举季

>>62560638

Yeah I noticed they stopped switching me over to the cvcked nano or mini models and give unfettered access to 5.5 basically always since they did their 5.6 launch

是啊，我注意到自从他们发布5.6之后，就不再把我切到阉割版nano或mini模型了，基本上随时给我无限制的5.5访问权限

I guess that change too happened around that time, thanks anon I'll go abuse the shit out of it too

我猜那次改动也是在那会儿发生的，谢了老哥，我也去狠狠薅一把

>>62560648

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If spy hits 770 I'll put my dick in a cooked pizza roll and post it

如果SPY涨到770，我就把鸡儿塞进热披萨卷里发帖

>>62560643

It really isn't. Everything is actually fine.

其实真没那么糟。一切其实都好着呢。

Now they pump the DOW again, just rotating between all shit

现在又拉道指了，就是在这些烂货之间来回轮动

>>62560650

same

>>62560656

Ess and pee is going to 7750 by the end of the day.

标普今天收盘前要冲到7750。

This is fucking retarded

这他妈太智障了

>>62560659

DOW pump will lead to nasdog to pump harder too

道指拉完纳斯达克也得跟着猛涨

its forever cyclical rotation but the money supply keeps increasing too so is it even rotation? lol

永远在轮动循环，但货币供应量也在一直涨，那这还算轮动吗？哈哈

>>62560656

>>62560665

....

>>62560648

>>62560643

>>62560657

it will be a feedback loop.

这会是正反馈循环。

>America retard pumps

>美国智障拉盘

>Korea retard pumps because America retard pumps

>韩国智障跟着拉盘因为美国智障在拉

>President tweets some more bullshit at open

>总统开盘时又发推瞎扯淡

>America retard pumps because everything is retard pumping

>美国智障继续拉盘因为所有东西都在智障式上涨

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kinda insane how little I'm interested in investments compared to my interest in nestling my face between the giant ass cheeks of 40+ year old black women

有点疯的是，我对投资的兴趣远不如把脸埋进40多岁黑人阿姨的大屁股缝里

>Expect a 'volatility vacuum' in the markets in August, says RBC’s Amy Wu Silverman

>加拿大皇家银行的Amy Wu Silverman说：准备好迎接八月市场的“波动真空”吧

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>SPX and VIX pumping

>标普和VIX一起暴涨

this is fine

一切正常

>>62560674

Proceed.

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IQM earnings. Thick €102M order book, but they project only very modest growth in order intake for the full year. Everyone seems to be waiting for their 150 qubit systems. Cash burn rate, if you exclude the one times from the dual listing, doesn't look that bad compared to US competition. Their build capacity now stands at 30 machines a year, napking math with the recently announced €33M LUMI order translates to quite big revenue growth forecast for next year. Cloud doesn't matter for them that much but it's up +370% showing interest from commercial customers who are diddling with their stack waiting for those 150 qubit machines. Stock down -6,5% to new ATL

IQM财报。订单簿厚实有1.02亿欧元，但他们预计全年订单摄入增长只有很温和的幅度。所有人都在等他们的150量子比特系统。现金消耗速度，如果排除双重上市的一次性费用，和美国同行比看起来没那么糟。他们的制造能力现在是年产30台机器，拿最近公布的3300万欧元LUMI订单粗略一算，明年的营收增长预测相当可观。云业务对他们来说不太重要，但增长了370%，显示出商业客户在用他们的栈试水，等着那150量子比特的机器。股价跌了6.5%，创历史新低

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

感谢你对此事的关注。

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I have around 10k $ total from savings and my portafolio, half each, is it dumb to buy a motorcycle with the half of my savings? it took me 3 years to get here (I'm not american and I earn little in the balkans)

我总共大概有1万美元，一半存款一半投资组合，拿存款的一半去买摩托车是不是很蠢？我花了三年才攒到这（我不是美国人，在巴尔干挣得很少）

>nooo the market is wrong, it should move like I want it to because I'm such a smart boy

>不不不市场错了，它应该按我想的方向走，因为我这么聪明

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MARKET KEEP PUMPING

>MARKET KEEP PUMPING

MARKET KEEP PUMPING

>MARKET KEEP PUMPING

MARKET KEEP PUMPING

>MARKET KEEP PUMPING

Almost back ...

快回来了……

>>62560683

bro all that shit needed to be in SOXL last week

兄弟，这些全该上周就梭哈SOXL

>>62560677

calling it right now, we will NOT have a SINGLE red day in august

我现在就断言：八月不会有任何一天是飘红的

>>62560684

Correct.

>>62560677

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>>62560683

Will the motorcycle actually be useful in your life? Will it help you get to work? Will it help you find a wife? You should ask yourself how it benefits you, and if you think it's worth it then just go for it man.

摩托车在你生活中真的有用吗？能帮你通勤吗？能帮你找到老婆吗？你得问问自己它对你有什么好处，要是觉得值，那就直接冲吧老哥。

>>62560683

Do you need a motorcycle, or transportation in general? Not want, need.

你是需要摩托车，还是需要代步工具？不是想要，是需要。

>>62560684

This time was different

这次不一样

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>>62560677

>RBC

more like royally bobo canada

更像是皇家波波加拿大 ⟦ 八月总共最多4-5个红盘日

august will have at most 4-5 red days in total

八月加起来最多只有4-5个红盘日。

>>62560681

https://imgur.com/a/4v429EE

Wow! Haven't seen an unstoppable bull like this since 29 December 1989 on the Nikkei ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

哇！从1989年12月29日日经指数以来没见过这么猛的疯牛 ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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>>62560696

why didnt scooby shoot?

史酷比为啥不开枪？

Thread theme?

这帖子的主题是啥？

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>>62560700

Because he still loves her and wants her to be happy. He's a Scooby Dooby Cuck.

因为他还爱她，想让她幸福。他就是个史酷比绿帽王。

>wake up expecting a pullback

>醒来等着回调

>see pre market

>看到盘前

>expect a pullback

>继续等回调

>see market open

>看到开盘

>expect a pullback

>继续等回调

fuck me i guess, fuck this

操我算了，真他妈服了

love leopold stans coping about how much money he'd have right now if he didn't default

乐，利奥波德的粉丝还在自我安慰说如果他没违约现在能赚多少

>>62560689

I put $5k in SOXL yesterday

我昨天往SOXL投了5000刀

>>62560706

nice

>>62560656

Hey hey let’s see it

哎哎，亮出来看看

>>62560699

Holy unc

我靠，老哥

>>62560699

>Nikkei mentioned

>提到日经了

Lmao. You bubbleboys kill me.

笑死。你们这些泡沫男孩真逗。

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What the fuck is this gay nigger market doing?

这他妈该死的市场在搞什么鬼？

This is not even tradeable

这根本没法交易

I gave you faggots the easiest 10 bagger of your fucking lives, and you morons didn't fucking listen.

我给了你们这些傻逼这辈子最容易的十倍股，你们这群蠢货他妈的不听。

>>62560683

Can you afford the fuel, insurance, repairs and time off if you get in an accident?

出事故的话，你付得起油钱、保险、修车费和误工时间吗？

If yes, buy. If no, don't buy.

付得起就买，付不起就别买。

Can you afford not to have a motorcycle for social or shtf reasons?

社交或者末日场景下，你能承受没有摩托车的代价吗？

If yes, don't buy. If no, buy.

能承受就别买，不能承受就买。

>>62560705

he didn't default

他没违约

he made a steam summer sale and sold the fund for 50% discount

他搞了个Steam夏促，基金五折清仓了

kek

Sorry to be a top signal but I'm gonna post it anyway

抱歉这可能是见顶信号，但我还是要发

I know...ugh...I know! I'm just gonna post it, is all

我知道……唉……我知道！我就是想发一下，就这样

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>>62560701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wituPdgICZ4

We're moon children because we're going to the moon. Also, he's green.

我们是月球之子，因为我们要去月球。而且，他是绿的。

>>62560713

Which one?

哪个？

>>62560696

PULL THE TRIGGER PUPPER. DONT BE A KEK

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>>62560708

Imgur auto deleted it

Imgur自动删了

https://www.pasteboard.co/YG6t1510D6k4.jpg

>>62560713

my crwv and asts are doing great both

我的CRWV和ASTS都涨得不错

what did you shill anyways?

你到底是推了啥？

>>62560713

I was busy dealing in the real world at market open

开盘时我在现实世界忙着处理事情

>>62560723

I see why you’re on this board trying to be rich, with a cock like that I would money maxx too

我懂你为什么混这版想致富了，就你那根玩意儿，我也会拼命搞钱

so we get another 2% up for nasdog tomorrow?

所以明天纳斯达克再涨2%？

I dont see why MU cant hit 1000

我看不出MU凭什么到不了1000

Am I allowed to post low cortisol yet, or are we still high cortisoling that this might be a bull trap?

我现在能发低皮质醇言论了吗，还是我们还在高皮质醇状态担心这是诱多陷阱？

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INJ6cPGX_mk

PUMP OF PEACE

FUARK

>>62560723

Also before any janny deletes or bans me for NSFW, I wasn't about to curse everyone including myself in this thread by not fulfilling the prophecy

还有，在哪个管理员因NSFW删我帖封我之前，我可不想因为没完成预言而诅咒这帖里所有人包括我自己

>>62560541

and this is why it's a good idea to run your trade by /smg/ before you enter

这就是为什么进场前先让/smg/帮你过一遍交易是个好主意

we would have told you how retarded is it to enter SPCX shorts at this stage

我们会告诉你现在做空SPCX有多脑残

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>female ass farts near my mouth

>女的放屁崩到我嘴边

we crab and then rotation out of tech and mag7 incoming again, you just know...

又要横盘然后从科技股和七巨头轮动出来了，你懂的……

>>62560728

I couldn't get hard it was scolding hot

烫得要命，我根本硬不起来

Whats the reason for the giga pump?

这波暴涨是什么原因？

>HGRAF back to 4 usd

>HGRAF回到4美元了

>no anon mentions

>没人提

did they all rope?

他们都上吊了吗？

Mother of God my tech shorts are getting heemed into the shadow realm

我的天，我的科技空单被爆到影之国去了

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>>62560742

previous gook liquidation is over, the losers have been relieved of their bags

之前那波棒子爆仓结束了，输家已经被清完仓了

>>62560742

Bears got too smug. Divine punishment

熊市里那群人太嘚瑟了，遭天谴了

I know TACO, but I did not expect trump to just straight up surrender

我知道TACO，但没想到川普直接跪了

Turns out after all that spending the US military is just the russian army in green

结果花了那么多钱，美国军队也就是穿绿皮的俄军

kinda funny all the small countries let themselves get bullied by them, when every "major power" just gets heemed repeatedly by militaries fielding a fractioned fraction of their budgets when push comes to shove

有点好笑，所有小国都任他们欺负，可真到硬碰硬的时候，每个“大国”都被军费只有自己零头的军队反复吊打

>>62560743

Everyone's too busy making money on real shit than something a single anon shilled

人人都忙着在正经东西上赚钱，谁管某个匿名帖吹的玩意儿

>>62560602

come again?

再说一遍？

>>62560742

Moonies selling off presenting a historic buying opportunity for everyone who wasn't leveraged to the absolute tits.

那些满仓梭哈的人被割了，正好给没杠杆拉满的人一个历史性抄底机会。

The proper response was to leverage to the absolute tits when everyone was peak despair.

正确的操作应该是在所有人都绝望到极点的时候杠杆拉满。

one of smg's old bandwagons ended up being a big winner now but no one is smg held longer than a couple years from end of 2021 when it started being shilled lmao

smg以前吹的一个票现在成大赢家了，但没人拿得住，从2021年底开始吹到现在能拿超过两年的基本没有，笑死

also sold for measly almost-2x only

而且我只赚了可怜的不到两倍就跑了

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>>62560742

Peace rumors (again) and AI/semis at a significant discount. If you didn’t load up in July, you are too late.

和平传闻（又来了）加上AI和半导体大幅折价。你七月没建仓的话，现在太晚了。

>>62560754

I honestly thought it would go lower.

我本来以为会跌更多。

(无正文)

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>>62560756

I deloaded for huge loss july actually

我七月其实割肉跑了，亏了一大笔

>msci emerging markets +2,41%

>msci新兴市场指数+2.41%

who the hell's pumping?

谁他妈在拉盘？ ♻ 别跟我说是伊朗

pls don't say iran

拜托别再说伊朗了

>>62560613

it did last week when LEOFOLD got liquidated

上周LEOFOLD被爆仓那天就是它拉的

then dumped huge next day though not as bad as the day before the LEOFOLDENING

但第二天又狠跌一波，虽然没LEOFOLD被爆仓前一天那么惨

Bubby look at sun disc computer

小老弟，看看太阳盘电脑

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I remember when palantir IPO’d at $10 and I didn’t sneed

我记得palantir上市时10美元，我没上车

>2500 to 14k

I feel like I'm in a dream. I know I'm a small fry but I feel like this isn't real

感觉像在做梦。我知道自己只是小散户，但总觉得这不真实

>>62560744

>He shorted the bottom

>他做空了底部

>AGAIN

>>62560755

My ATHOF that was shilled at $0.80 is now $7.00+. Cheers to that anon.

我那个0.80美元被吹的ATHOF现在7美元多了。敬那个匿名老哥一杯。

AMFN has potential to be another pump and dump opportunity.

AMFN有可能又是一个拉高出货的机会。

>>62560736

What stock to buy for this?

买什么股票能蹭这个？ ♻ 马上回来，去自杀。

BRB, going to KMS.

马上回来，去自杀。

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>>62560747

The problem at the end of the day is that invading another country is borderline suicide if they aren't your neighbor and you aren't willing to see red for half a century, just look at Ukraine and how the only reason Israel can keep being uppity is because the US finances their spergouts

归根结底的问题是，入侵另一个国家基本等于自杀，除非对方是邻国而且你愿意打半个世纪的血战，看看乌克兰就知道了，以色列能一直这么嚣张的唯一原因就是美国在给他们发疯买单

>>62560710

It just feels wrong not to bubble bo-post on days like today.

今天这种日子不冒泡发帖感觉浑身不对劲。

>>62560678

Don't read too much into that. The vix is still an incredibly low 16 and people are just paying up a very little to protect their big gains.

别想太多。vix才16，低得离谱，大家只是花点小钱保护大收益而已。

Reply to this post if you held and bought throughout the entire downturn. Fuck, that was really hard.

整个下跌期间拿住并加仓的人回个帖。操，那真难熬。

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>>62560763

That thing is 90% TSMC, Samsung and SK Hynix with some other shit sprinkled on top. Very """emerging""".

那玩意儿90%是台积电、三星和SK海力士，再撒点别的东西。真特么“新兴”。

>>62560773

dont forget RYCEY

别忘了RYCEY

cant buy RYCEY in my TFSA so i had to skip on that, and no one was shilling the RYCEY-adjacent leaf equivalent Bombardier in smg so i missed that too

我的TFSA买不了RYCEY，只能跳过，而且smg里也没人吹加拿大版的Bombardier，所以那个我也错过了

>>62560776

lighten up and go soak up the sun boss

放松点，去晒晒太阳吧老哥

>>62560743

It peaked at the exact day the Ledditor declared himself "officially" a millionaire over HGRAF too.

它还正好在Ledditor在HGRAF上自称“正式”百万富翁那天见顶了。

>>62560777

The only reason Israel can keep getting uppity is because they shoot and bomb everything.

以色列能一直嚣张的唯一原因就是他们见谁打谁见谁炸谁。

>>62560768

From what?

从啥开始的？

Average green trading day

普通涨势的一天

>stocks pumping

>股票蹭蹭涨

>burrito tortillas buy1get1 at the KR today

>今天在KR超市墨西哥卷饼买一送一

August is looking up!

八月有盼头了！

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>>62560768

Just remember it’s easy come easy go

记住，来得快去得也快

>>62560694

>>62560695

Yes to all

全都同意

I will use it to commute to work, and for my own pleasure since public transport is so unreliable these days, I used to have a car when I lived with my parents so I miss the freedom of having my own ride to go anywhere I want without depending of others.

我会拿它通勤上班，也为了自己开着爽，因为现在公共交通太不靠谱了。我以前跟父母住的时候有辆车，所以挺怀念那种有自己的车想去哪就去哪、不用靠别人的自由感。

>>62560714

The model I'm looking for gets around 60 mpg, which in a month is less than what I pay for my monthly ticket, the money I save from the rest goes for the rest.

我看中的那款大概能跑60英里每加仑，一个月油费比我月票钱还少，省下来的钱能花在别的地方。

In any case, if anything happens I could just sell the bike and get most of the money back, but I'm still uneasy about it since with this money and maybe some more time I could invest it into something else, but my patience is running out.

反正真出啥事的话，我随时能把车卖了回大部分本。但我还是有点不踏实，因为这钱再加点时间，我也许能投到别的地方去，可我的耐心快耗光了。

>>62560755

What is there business model again? boomer annuities? bonds? or was it a buy write?

他们的商业模式又是啥来着？婴儿潮一代的年金？债券？还是备兑看涨策略？

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>>62560781

RIP John Rocker

安息吧，约翰·洛克

>>62560747

What did he actually do this time? I thought they're still hammering out a deal? Sorry I can't afford paid truth social

他这次到底干了啥？我以为还在敲定协议呢？抱歉，我付不起那个付费的Truth Social。

>>62560759

Korea is big but they can't move the market forever.

韩国盘子虽大，但不可能一直拉动整个市场。

>>62560776

Dont waste more time, buy to close now. During such day it ends up melting up till the closing bell.

别再浪费时间了，赶紧买入平仓。这种日子通常会一路涨到收盘钟响。

>>62560780

oh, less interesting than I hoped for

哦，比我想象中无聊多了

>>62560768

Remember to take profits. If its big enough to screenshot its big enough to sell.

记住要落袋为安。如果涨到够你截图炫耀了，那就够你卖了。

>>62560790

today after close

今天收盘后

amd spcx

AMD和SPCX

tomorrow after close

明天收盘后

wdc and sndk

WDC和SNDK

juicy

>>62560792

>use it to commute to work

>拿它通勤上班

How do you get to work now?

你现在怎么上班的？

Balance it. Are you willing to cut your savings in half just for a little convenience?

平衡一下。你愿意为了这点便利把积蓄砍半吗？

*CHIPOTLE REMOVED JALAPENOS LINKED TO MINNESOTA SALMONELLA CASES

uhh bros I ate chipotle on sunday

呃，兄弟们，我周日吃了Chipotle

>>62560755

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>>62560791

I know. I went from 1k to 80k to nothing with gme. I won't make the same mistake.

我知道。我靠GME从一千块赚到八万，然后又全赔光。我不会再犯同样的错了。

>bears

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>>62560805

Salmonella is no joke, look for signs and go to a doctor if they appear. Can't make money if you're dead.

沙门氏菌不是闹着玩的，注意症状，出现了就赶紧去看医生。人死了还赚什么钱。

>>62560762

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>>62560808

>SOXS holders

>SOXS持有者们

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locked in some of my AAPL gains. hope it has a pullback and lets me get back in with more

我锁了一部分苹果的利润。希望它能回调一下，让我有更多资金再进场。

Im glad i rebuyed SPCX, but i didnt expect S&P 500 to hit all time high again. What the fuck happened?

还好我重新买回了SPCX，但我真没想到标普500又破历史新高了。这他妈什么情况？

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>>62560810

Or just drink lots of water while dealing with Diarrhea for 4 days.

或者就是狂喝水，熬过四天拉肚子。

>>62560768

Godspeed anon

祝你好运，匿名兄

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why was a born a bear

为什么我生来就是空头 ┘ 兄弟们。又是新的一天，又是Kioxia没吃瘪的交易日？这他妈到底咋回事？日本那边涨了6%，现在KXIAY又拉了5%？我的天。照这势头，我手里的套牢货可能真要解套赚钱了。

Bros. Another day, another session where Kioxia did not eat shit..? The fuck is going on? 6% gain in Japan, now KXIAY has so pumped another another 5%? My god. I might actually profit on these bags at this rate.

兄弟们，又一天过去了，铠侠还是没吃瘪……？这他妈什么情况？日本那边涨了6%，现在KXIAY又狂飙5%？我的天。照这势头，我这持仓搞不好真能赚回来。

>Critical hours that may not be delayed much (perhaps the maximum estimate is tomorrow) to settle the status of the Strait of Hormuz and any agreement:

>关键窗口期，可能拖不了太久（最大估计也就到明天），要敲定霍尔木兹海峡的局势以及相关协议：

>- It requires Washington to reconsider the naval blockade and oil sanctions, and this may happen

>- 这要求华盛顿重新考虑海上封锁和石油制裁，这也不是没可能

>- It paves the way for returning to the memorandum of understanding and negotiations, and perhaps a meeting soon, or extending the implementation of the memorandum because it will expire on August 17

>- 这为回到谅解备忘录和谈判铺平了路，也许很快就见面谈，或者延长备忘录的执行期限，因为8月17日就到期了

USA

LOST

>NASDAQ at 2.4

There's no way it'll hit fucking 2.7

绝不可能他妈的涨到2.7

It's literally impossible

这根本不可能

So uh, thursday is our day to go in on spcx right when the new shares get released?

所以呃，周四就是我们在SPCX新股发行时进场的那天吗？

>>62560796

if they aren’t bullshitting, then the US is conceding on practically every meaningful point, such as iranian/militia control over hormuz and mandeb, tolls by iran, US is gonna pay damages and maybe, perhaps iran may also have a nuclear program, as a little treat

如果他们没在扯淡，那美国几乎在每一个关键点上都在让步，比如伊朗/民兵控制霍尔木兹和曼德海峡、伊朗收过路费、美国要赔钱，还有可能伊朗还能搞核计划，就当是小小奖励

basically they are setting up to go full naked dogeza

基本上他们就是在准备来个彻底的土下座

>>62560824

>PATH TO MEMORANDUM TO PEACE PAVED

dude we hit ATH on absolutely nothing imagine how hard we retard pump on any good news ever

兄弟，我们在屁都没有的情况下都能冲到历史新高，想象一下要是真有什么好消息，我们这帮弱智能把价格抽得多高

>>62560827

The big boys will definitely wanna exit at higher levels so they'll pump to lure morons. Question is who owns the shares in the first release?

大户肯定想在高位跑路，所以他们会拉盘引傻子进来接盘。问题是首发那批股在谁手里？

what if you bought a small stock that was like 1-5 cents, then it goes up 2 cents and you bagged and insane 40-300% in one day?

你要是买了一支1-5美分的小股票，然后它涨了2美分，一天就赚了40-300%，那该多爽？

>>62560817

>what the fuck happened

>到底他妈发生啥了

2020

>>62560824

If the USA lost then why is Iran begging for a deal boss?

如果美国输了，那伊朗为啥还求着要谈协议啊老哥？ ♁ 买入（母的）天然气

>>62560774

buy (female) natural gas

购买（女式）天然气

>doesnt stop dumping for days

>连着跌了好几天都不停

>doesnt stop pumping for days

>连着涨了好几天都不停

What a dogshit market

这是什么狗屎市场

>>62560799

I did, but I wasted a lot of time because every time I started to look at getting back in, it was flat for too long.

我试过了，但浪费了很多时间，因为每次我开始考虑重新进场，它都横盘太久不动。

It appears the up and to the right market is so back

看起来这个右上角往上冲的市场回来了

>>62560802

It just keeps going up anon. Unless orange nigger opens mouth ill give it at least another 45 minutes to an hour before decay starts raping me

就在一直涨啊兄弟。除非橙皮佬开口说话，我估计至少还能再撑45分钟到一小时，然后衰减就要开始干我了

SERIAL QUESTION.

What do I buy TODAY? I ain't no hopping into pumped stuff like VOO as it's too risky now.

今天我该买什么？我可不会碰VOO那种已经涨疯的东西，现在太冒险了。

>>62560804

Metro or Bus, but each year they are getting more and more unreliable and full of smelly and dangerous inmigrants, also I work night shifts sometimes, so I might miss the last train or Bus one that takes me home so I have to either sprint to another stop thats like miles away for a train that leaves me at a far walking distance to home (In the middle of the night), or take a taxi.

地铁或者公交，但每年都越来越不靠谱，而且全是臭烘烘又危险的外来移民，加上我有时候上夜班，可能会错过末班地铁或公交，那我要么得冲刺到几英里外的另一个站赶一班车，下车还得走老远才能到家（大半夜的），要么就打车。

When there are events in the city (many) they close lots of important streets so they just won't come to my usual stop so I have to do the same stuff above in order not to miss them.

城市里有活动的时候（还挺多），他们会封好多重要路段，所以车根本不来我平时的站点，我得重复上面那一套操作才能赶上。

Keep in mind I'm only touching my bank savings, not my portafolio investments,

记住，我动的只是银行储蓄，不是我投资组合里的钱。

>>62560841

Smigger you are too retarded for this game, get out while you can

傻黑鬼，你玩这游戏太弱智了，趁还能跑赶紧滚吧

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>>62560833

Holy fuck, this might be the biggest humiliation ritual since 9/11

卧槽，这可能是911以来最惨的羞辱仪式了

>none of this would have happened if Trump hadn't left the partnership 10 years ago

>要是特朗普十年前没退出那个合作，这些事根本不会发生

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>>62560841

Holy fuck why didnt anyone ever think of this strat? Free money?

卧槽为啥没人想到过这招？白捡钱？

>>62560855

grab a cold coca cola and wait it out

拿瓶冰可乐，慢慢等着

>>62560792

>>62560857

Buy.

>>62560855

Oracle. It's rebounding bigly. Apparently those cash flow problems aren't as awful as they were last week.

甲骨文。它在大幅反弹。显然那些现金流问题没有上周说的那么糟糕。

>>62560857

>also I work night shifts sometimes

>加上我有时候上夜班

Eeeh, I wouldn't rely on a motorcycle to commute at night, but that's just me. As long as you're paying cash for your transportation, you're probably good.

呃，我不会靠摩托车通勤，尤其还是夜里，不过这是我个人想法。只要你买交通工具是付现金的，大概率就没啥大问题。

>>62560841

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>>62560862

Pumped a week ago, ain't buying. I have some PEP tho.

一周前就涨过了，不买。不过我有一些PEP。

>>62560855

I don't want to help you because you're coming off as one of those, what do you call them, those guys who only eat vegetables, oh yeah a faggot.

我不想帮你，因为你给人的感觉就是那种，怎么说来着，只吃蔬菜的家伙，哦对了，娘炮。

>>62560841

I'm doing that right now with 25% of my port except I'll have to wait a bit longer than a day.

我现在就在这么干，用了我25%的仓位，只不过我得等多一阵子，不止一天。

>market spent weeks being down for no reason

>市场连续几周毫无理由地跌

>My hands are tungsten

>我手硬如钨

>Don't sell

>别卖

>Market rebounds harder than ever

>市场反弹得比以往更猛

It really is that simple.

真就那么简单。

>>62560870

I was assured biz got smarter in the last ten years.

有人跟我说过，这十年来/biz/上的人变聪明了。

I AM PRINTING MONEY BROS

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>>62560863

>>62560683

>Buy

This is financial advice.

这不是财务建议。

I'm >>62560714

>>62560817

>there are anons itt who are hodling spcx

>帖子里有些匿名老哥在长期持有spcx

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>>62560859

>Blumpft is currently making you money in the casino

>Blumpft现在在赌场里正给你赚钱呢

>ORANGE MAN.......LE BAD!!!!!

Bear or a kike, call it.

熊还是犹太佬，挑一个。

>>62560827

What could possibly happen with earnings too? I just made a nice bag off pltr idk what to do next but I’d like to have some spcx eventually

财报还能出什么事？我刚从pltr赚了一笔，不知道下一步干嘛，但我想以后有点spcx

>>62560865

>Oracle

A dying company that laid off lots of employees.

一家裁了一堆人的垂死公司。

>>62560875

/biz/ is an up-or-out hierarchy. The smart ones learn and stay. The dumb ones get blown up, leave, and then get replaced by a new batch.

/biz/是个要么往上要么滚蛋的地方。聪明人学着留下来，蠢货爆仓后走人，然后再来一批新的顶上。

>>62560866

>wouldn't rely on a motorcycle to commute at night

>晚上通勤不会想靠摩托车的

Do you live in the balkans?

你住巴尔干那边？

>>62560883

Okay don't buy any. More for me.

行啊，都别买，留给我。

Thread theme for pumps

拉盘主题帖

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuSOlx8qtvo&list=RDfuSOlx8qtvo&index=2

>>62560866

>As long as you're paying cash for your transportation

>只要你是用现金买交通工具

wdym by this tho

你这话啥意思

>>62560886

Not for 25 years.

25年没有。

IM CLIMBIN

GOIN HIGHER

I DONT CARE IF I EVER COME DOWN

>>62560879

bought at 190, sodl at 117. lost about 3k so not super mad but still feel dumb for buying the hype. i will be pissed if the Q2 is insane but i dont see that happening. i'll rebuy when it goes double digits.

190买的，117卖了，亏了大概3千，不算太气但还是很懊恼自己跟了风。要是Q2数据炸了我会气死，但我觉得不会。等它跌到两位数我再买回来。

>>62560622

You mean because of the, maybe, new floppy iPhone?

你是说因为那个，可能吧，新款软塌塌的iPhone？

>>62560892

Tax evasion.

逃税。

>>62560892

If you pay cash vs borrowing then you own it at least.

如果你用现金而不是贷款，那至少东西是你的。

>>62560792

>the money I save from the rest goes for the rest.

>我省下的钱拿去花别的。

the money I save from the rest goes for the bike oops

我省下的钱拿去买摩托了，哎呀。

92,37 RSI on the 30min, not sure if ever seen that. On June 5th when we dumped, when we reached 10 it was the bottom. But RSI also only works when it's oversold so whatever

30分钟图上RSI到了92.37，不知道以前有没有见过这么高。6月5号那天暴跌的时候，到10就是底了。不过RSI也只在超卖时管用，所以随便吧。

>>62560880

You already know which one I am

你早该知道我是哪种人

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>>62560887

wow cope lmao. i didn't expect that from you

哇，硬撑是吧哈哈。没想到你会这样。

>>62560901

Isnt tax evasion a thing you do when you earn money not when you pay things?

逃税不是挣钱的时候才搞的事吗？花钱的时候也算？

>>62560882

*SHRUG* I'm just waiting for the new shares to release then I'll bag a lil

*耸肩* 我就等着新股发行，到时候捞一点

buying vix calls. this is financial advice

买VIX看涨期权，这是投资建议。

>>62560870

kek that one's a classic. always makes me laugh.

哈哈，那个是经典，每次都能逗笑我。

>>62560879

>He's not holding the only company that will be authorized to take the richest country in the history of earth to space

>他没持有那家唯一获准把地球史上最富国家送上太空的公司

Do you think we're going to allow cheap Chinese rockets to take us to Mars? Do you think we're going to allow the Chinese to colonize space for helium3 before we can? All of this shit is spook Central and they're going to go everything in their power to make sure that a home grown rocket company is a success. Look at how much Boeing fucks up but still manages to get contracts. If SpaceX were even half as competent they'd be a guaranteed success. As it is now they're best in class with China coping about using nets being brilliant. Come back in a year to regret post.

你觉得我们会让便宜的中国火箭把我们送上火星吗？你觉得我们会让中国先我们一步去太空殖民搞氦-3吗？这些都是情报局的活儿，他们会拼尽全力确保本土火箭公司成功。看看波音搞砸多少事照样拿合同。SpaceX哪怕只有一半的水平也稳成。现在他们已经是业界最强了，中国还在自欺欺人吹嘘用网接火箭有多牛。一年后回来看看这帖，等着后悔吧。

>>62560899

dude I don't even care I just bought it because it went down 10% I don't even give a fuck

兄弟我根本不在乎，就是因为它跌了10%我才买的，我压根儿无所谓。

>reading shit

>看这些屁话

>thinking

its apple. they beat. record quarter. dropped 10%. bought it. big brain. stocks are hard.

那可是苹果啊，业绩超预期，创纪录季度，跌了10%，买了。脑子好使。炒股真难。

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>made enough money today for 15 full hour ass worship sessions at my local dominatrix'

>今天赚的钱够我去本地女王的店里享受15次整小时的屁股伺候服务

we eating good tonight, bros

兄弟们，今晚咱们吃香喝辣。

i think spy has a bit more to go. i'll become a bear again at 780.

我觉得SPY还得再跌点，等到780我再转空头。

>>62560898

Bought at 158 about 8 shares, sold at 195. Rebuy again 2 shares at 158 again, but stop lossed at 150.

158买了8股，195卖了。后来又158买回2股，但150止损了。

Now im buying again 4 shares at 108, and waiting to sell at 200

现在108又买了4股，等着200卖出。

>>62560883

>laid off lots of employees.

>裁了一大堆员工。

How many times do we have to tell people that this is bullish for companies?

我们得说多少遍你们才懂，这对公司来说是利好？

>>62560911

I wouldn't this peace deal with Iran is going to lead to a "Golden Age" vix will go negative and the rest of us, well the rest of us will go to the moon boss.

我可不信跟伊朗的这和平协议能带来什么“黄金时代”，VIX会变负，而我们其他人嘛，我们其他人就要一飞冲天了，老板。

>>62560902

Oh that, I thought it meant actual cash, I could just do a bank transfer

哦那个啊，我以为说的是真金白银呢，我可以直接银行转账。

>>62560905

Could still be ways to go on a higher interval. How's wider stuff looking?

更高周期上可能还有空间，更大级别的走势怎么看？

>>62560908

Well, you said you're balkan in the first post so I assumed you work in the grey area and just get untaxed 100% cash under the table like every self-respecting balkan enterpreneur.

你第一帖说自己巴尔干人，我就以为你混灰色地带，像每个有自尊的巴尔干企业家一样收100%免税现金。

>>62560908

I mean, in Europe you can buy things without paying the VAT, but I think they would want to see the VAT receipt when they have you register the vehicle.

我的意思是，在欧洲你可以不付增值税买东西，但我想他们给你登记车辆的时候会要增值税发票。

>>62560923

Yeah, no, I just meant pay for it outright.

嗯，不不，我就是想说全款付清。 ⿻ ⟧ 哈哈哈，他是在说勃起时间吗？

>>62560889

lmao is he saying erection time?

笑死，他是在说“硬起来的时间”吗？

>>62560870

>stocks represent just internet funny money

>股票只是网上的虚拟玩具钱

Crapto was a mistake.

加密币就是个错误。

>Spy slurp bots are at maximum power

>SPY吸筹机器人全功率运转

>>62560928

>>stocks represent just internet funny money

>>股票只是网上的虚拟玩具钱

This but unironically.

就这样，而且我是认真的。

>>62560927

yup

>>62560779

It was Not Fun, but the fundementals cannot be ignored forever

过程确实不爽，但基本面不能永远无视。

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I bought 100 shares of snxx and have been approved for stock lending

我买了100股SNXX，已经获批参与股票借贷了。

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How is it called when after months of fucking around and small cumulative losses you finally manage to enter positions which seem about to be in upwards trend in weeks to come

折腾了几个月，小亏不断，终于建了仓，眼看未来几周要往上走，这叫什么来着？

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>s&p pumping so hard VIX is up as well

>标普狂涨，VIX也跟着涨

extremely sus

极其可疑

>>62560914

>this entire post

>这整帖

kek First of all, china is obviously the country with the brightest future. america is a crumbling, "diverse" shithole that'll soon be majority mexican/black. even if ai manages to save it from the catastrophe that it'd face otherwise, no one who's sane will want to live in your major cities in a decade or two. You're not beating anyone to mars.

呵呵，首先中国显然是前途最光明的国家。美国是个正在垮掉的、“多元化”的粪坑，很快就要变成墨西哥人和黑人占多数了。就算AI能从本该面临的灾难中救它一命，一二十年之后，但凡正常人都不想住你那些大城市。你也别想抢先去火星。 ⿻ ⟧ 至于SPCX，史上最贵的公司。离盈利还差得远，市值快两万亿，市销率过百，简直疯了。

as for spcx, it's the most expensive company of all time. it's not close to being profitable, worth almost 2 trillions and has a p/s of over a hundred, which is just insane.

至于SPCX，它是有史以来最贵的公司，离盈利还早着呢，市值近两万亿，市销率超过一百，简直离谱。

Does anyone else find it funny that everyone complains about leveraged Koreans but everyone here is also leveraged to the gills?

有没有人也觉得好笑，大家都抱怨高杠杆的韩国人，可这里每个人自个儿也是满杠杆？

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>>62560921

I know, right! Those stupid monkeys still live the past when hiring meant company was growing as firing was about severe financial troubles. It's not 1700s, nor 1800s, nor 1900s anymore, hellooooo? This time it's different.

可不是嘛！那些蠢猴子还活在过去里，以为招人代表公司增长，裁员就说明财务危机。现在是1700年代吗？1800年代吗？1900年代吗？喂喂喂？这次不一样啦。

>>62560948

It's awesome when we do it though

不过咱们搞的时候确实爽

>>62560941

It's called "no longer wanting to outsmart the market, just following its current momentum"

这叫作“不想再跟市场斗智斗勇，干脆跟着它现在的势头走”

BUCKLE UP BROS!!!

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>>62560948

Most anons here are just doing a lil' 3x, pretty sure those degenerates were going way harder than that.

这儿大多数老哥也就上个3倍杠杆，我敢说那些赌狗玩得比这野多了。

>>62560948

I'm not leveraged at all and I hope the leverage fags do the dutiful and pump everything so I can sell on them at retard prices

我一点杠杆都没上，就盼着那些杠杆仔能乖乖干活把盘拉起来，好让我在傻逼价位卖给他们

>Here's your -0,02%, that's your dip, we pump now again

>这是你的-0.02%，回调就这，咱们继续拉

>>62560948

I don't have any issues with leveraged koreans, but only if they are nubile female specimens

我对上杠杆的韩国人没意见，但前提得是年轻貌美的妹子

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>>62560947

China is currently getting rekt by a housing crisis, they definitely won’t keep up with SPcx.

中国现在正被房市危机狠狠教育，他们肯定追不上SPcx。

>>62560948

I legitimately have 0 leverage. I do not trade options, I am not invested in any leveraged ETFs. I just go long on stocks I pick.

我真的0杠杆。不玩期权，也不碰任何杠杆ETF。就只是做多我自己挑的股票。

(无正文)

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>>62560947

>it's the most expensive company of all time

>史上最贵的公司

in relation to a proper valuation for the company, i mean.

我是说，考虑到公司合理的估值的话。

>america

the average age for burger whites is closing in on retirement age. owari da.

白皮的平均年龄都快到退休线了。終わりだ。

>>62560914

SpaceX is much more competent, Elon had pushed for government contracts to be guided by results and not guaranteed paydays to ensure actual innovation. They built their shit in house and completely redesigned outlooks and engineering for every part. Love or hate him Elon is a real innovator

SpaceX靠谱得多，马斯克一直推着政府合同按结果导向走，而不是保证付款，就是为了逼出真正的创新。他们自己内部造东西，对每个零件都彻底重新定义了设计思路和工程方法。爱他也好恨他也罢，马斯克是真正的创新者

>>62560967

The baby boom was a bubble. The only reason a population contraction is a problem is because of the social security Ponzi Scheme and people looking at whole-number GDP instead of per capita income.

婴儿潮就是个泡沫。人口收缩之所以成问题，唯一原因是社保那套庞氏骗局，再加上人们净盯着GDP总量而不看人均收入。

>>62560965

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>>62560923

He is american.

他是美国人。

He is saying buying it on loan and paying weekly or monthly EMIs or interest instead of paying the whole price from your savings.

他是说借钱买，每周或每月还月供或利息，而不是一次性用存款付全款。

We're all going to be bragging about the DOW hitting 60,000 by next week.

下周咱们都得吹道指上六万。

>>62560978

It's that simple.

就这么简单。

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I DONT KNOW WHEN TO SELL HOW HIGH WILL SPY FUCKING GO

>>62560982

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>>62560984

775+

>>62560984

We're closing at the highs. Just walk away and let the casino exit the position for you boss.

咱们收盘收在最高点。直接走人就完事了，让赌场替你平仓吧兄弟。

bobos....

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>>62560967

Dude, if you see a guy shilling China in here, he gets paid by his single party totalitarian polluted smoghole government to do it.

哥们，你要是看到这儿有人吹中国，那他是被那个一党专制的雾霾粪坑政府花钱雇来吹的。

Just let him know how much Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh and he'll leave, because he literally has to leave if he sees those words.

你就告诉他习近平有多像维尼熊，他自己就走了，因为他一看那仨字就得跑路。

>>62560949

This but unironically.

就这样，而且我是认真的。

>>62560984

If you're asking it's probably a good time to sell

你问是不是该卖，那多半就是该卖了

>>62560992

I've got 0dte so I don't wanna be raped by decay

我手里是0到期的期权，可不想被时间损耗割死

>>62560991

Are you being serious

你是认真的吗

>>62560984

WE HAVE NO GUIDANCE UNTIL SEPTEMBER

TIME TO NIGGER PUMP WITH 1000X LEVERAGE

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I want to die

我想死

>>62560976

There's an obvious other issue staring at you in the face. kek You're going to be dominated politically by hostile brown and black people in america. they'll want you dead. they'll also control all institutions and certainly drive the country into the ground. just look at south africa for an idea of what your future will be like.

有个明摆着的其他问题就怼在你脸上。kek 你将来会被美国的敌意棕黑族群在政治上压得死死的。他们想要你死。他们还会掌控所有机构，肯定能把国家带沟里去。看看南非，你就知道你的未来长啥样了。

>>62560982

Ignore this, I got a better cap.

别管这条，我这边有个更好的图。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785865167147483.jpg

Damn pajeets really going all in on spcx because jeet king Muskrat told them? Can't wait for the rug pull and mass jeet suicide

操，三哥真的全仓梭哈spcx，就因为三哥之王马斯老鼠发了话？等不及看这盘崩了然后三哥集体跳楼

>>62560947

>China is the country with the brightest future

>中国是最有前途的国家

>t. Never been to China

>说这话的人从没去过中国

I'm sure they've got a bright future and that's why they don't report youth unemployment and memory hole simple accidents.

我敢肯定他们前途光明，所以才不报道青年失业率，还把简单事故给“记忆黑洞”了。

>>62560993

I don't feel so good...Tomorrow will be different, right? Right?

我感觉不太妙……明天会不一样吧？对吧？

Why’s the VIX creeping up? Is it because we’re blasting off so hard that expected move is widening out?

为啥VIX在悄悄往上爬？是不是因为我们涨得太猛，预期波动也跟着拉宽了？

>>62561003

But its the best day we've ever had? What ever is the matter smigger, you weren't a panican were you? Or even worse, a big fat gay bear???

可这不是我们最好的一天吗？到底咋回事啊小老弟，你没慌吧？还是说，更糟，你是个大胖熊空头？？？

>>62561004

We will tolerate the system until it stops working. White South Africans gave up because of international pressure and US sanctions. Who's going to sanction us?

我们会容忍这个系统，直到它撑不住为止。南非白人是被国际压力和美国的制裁逼退的。谁又会来制裁我们？

>>62561001

I understand you've got a pile of faggot's delight. I'm telling you it's closing at the high and you'll make money all day boss.

我知道你手里攒了一堆基佬快乐股。我跟你说，它收盘肯定拉在高点，哥们你今天全天躺赚。

>>62561005

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Don't know how useful this one is, but I found it looking for a different one

不知道这个有没有用，但我是找别的东西时翻到的

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>>62561011

Iran has 24 hours to deny or confirm the existence of an MoU for the concepts of the workings of a potential deal on the far horizon.

伊朗有24小时来否认或确认一份谅解备忘录的存在，内容是关于遥远未来潜在协议的框架概念。

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>>62561010

I need spacex to rug straight to 0 to recover from this

我需要SpaceX直接归零，才能把我这波亏的赚回来

>>62560926

They do, yeah

他们确实有，是啊

Now for something more on topic, what should I do with 1k I have laying around in this market?

好了扯点正经的，我有1k闲钱，这行情里该咋整？

>>62560984

this is another 10%+ leg up, sir. buckled up because is full on pumping until the next fed meeting.

这又是一个10%+的拉升段，先生。系好安全带吧，因为到下个美联储会议前全是猛灌。

(无正文)

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>>62561017

So what do I do? Sell right before bell closes or half hour before or what

那我该咋办？收盘前卖，还是提前半小时卖，还是啥时候？

>>62561026

Why did you short the literal bottom???

你为啥要在那个绝对的底部做空？？？

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>>62560993

Just imagine a world where stocks go up 2-3% every day for the rest of our lives

想象一下，一个股票每天涨2-3%、一直持续到我们老死的世界

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>>62561023

Doesn't matter, I'm saving everything.

无所谓，我全攒着。

>>62561029

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this will be the FOURTH (4TH) time Mu is has 899 today

这将是穆第四次今天摸到899

did this last week too

上周也这么干过

bro srsly. spy is at 772?

兄弟说真的，SPY都到772了？

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>>62561031

Sell right before it dips, so you can buy back in with more contracts.

在它要回调之前卖，这样你能用更多合约买回来。

>topstrategistposting

>顶级策略师发帖

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>>62561042

there is no way that isn't AI

那玩意儿不可能是人写的

>>62561024

we are so fucking back

我们他妈的彻底回来了

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>>62561041

Burry status?

Burry啥状态？

>>62561042

Yes.

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>>62561014

>w-we'll rise up before it's too late

>我-我们会在太晚之前站起来

do you really believe this? browns and black are tribal. you're not and never will be, especially not older whites. i think you'll let them take over everything and impotently hide in your houses with all your guns.

你真信这个？棕人和黑人都是部落思维。你不是，也永远不会是，尤其是跟老白人比。我觉得你会让他们接管一切，然后窝在家里抱着枪干瞪眼。

>>62561035

my current shorts were at 130

我现在的空单挂在130 ┘ 别闹了哥们，认真点帮我一把

>>62561043

Cmon man be serious help me out

哥们儿，正经点，帮帮我吧。

>>62561042

imagine the smell between her ass cheeks. It simply cannot stink

想象一下她屁股缝里的味道。它根本不可能臭

>>62561029

Had you gone all in in 2018, you would have been wealthy as fuck in the asset inflation of 2020 onwards. TQQQ was $7 in 2018 (split adjusted).

你要是2018年全仓梭哈，2020年以后的资产通胀里你就富到爆炸了。TQQQ在2018年才7块（拆股调整后）。

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>>62561053

>browns and black are tribal.

>棕人和黑人都是部落思维

They're also low IQ and cowardly.

他们还智商低又怂。

>>62561049

he's still at step 1

他还停在第一步

id say as long as he can keep paying the fees he can wait to exit

我觉得只要他能一直付得起费用，就能等着再退出

I had 1.4mil in February. I have 950k now.

我二月份还有140万，现在只剩95万了。

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>>62561053

They kill each other all the time, more than whites kill other whites.

他们互相杀的时候比白人杀白人还频繁。

Damn, I left so much on the table by selling yesterday.

靠，昨天卖了，留了太多利润在桌上。

We’re closing today at 9000

我们今天收盘拉到9000

>>62561055

Look, I just sold because it's about to dip, then I'll buy more at a lower price.

听着，我刚卖是因为要回调了，然后我打算低价再接回来。

>pull up the SPY YTD 1D candle chart

>拉出SPY年初至今的1日K线图

excuse me? what the actual fuck is that? those candles aren't anywhere in history

不好意思？这他妈是什么玩意儿？那些蜡烛在历史上根本不存在

I sold SPCX at 110. Thanks /smg/

我在110卖了SPCX。谢了 /smg/

>>62561067

Just above 9000. Slightly higher than 9000

刚过9000。比9000稍微高一点

>>62561062

a day on acid at a festival choking a rope slut is worth more than the whole portfolio desu

在音乐节上嗑药嗑嗨了勒一个绳奴的脖子，比整个投资组合都值钱，说真的

>>62561014

White south africans got exploited by their politicians and generals for private enterprise bro don't glaze the political elite of that country that ran their people ragged then dipped with all the diamonds when it went to shit

南非白人被他们的政客和将军们剥削去搞私人企业了，兄弟，别吹那个国家的政治精英了，他们把人榨干然后事情搞砸了带着所有钻石跑了

>>62560877

hornses ass...

他妈的浑蛋…… ⟦ 哇，看看SPY涨的。

wew look at spy go.

快看，那个间谍走了。

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773 BREACHED

>>62561041

The 900 bussy line is breached, will it hold?

900的支撑线被突破了，能守住吗？

>>62561070

This is the final exit pump, make sure you enjoy the ride

这是最后的出货拉高，好好享受这趟旅程吧

Welcome Hyperinflation

欢迎来到恶性通胀

>>62561062

I'm down 40-50% from highs

我从高点跌了40-50%

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>>62561072

For profit, right?

为了赚钱，对吧？

>>62561068

Making me nervous.

搞得我有点慌。

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Getting a bit worried about AMD, pumping so much I fear a dump on earnings

有点担心AMD，涨得太猛了，我怕财报一出就砸盘

Well, so long as it's not a 15% dump I should be ok

行吧，只要不是15%的暴跌，我应该没事

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>>62561055

>>62561068

Now we just wait for the dip to finish.

现在我们就等着回调结束。

Based bussy destroying the USD to pump my bags

牛逼，摧毁美元来拉高我的持仓

Take this as your millionth lesson to never go short

把这当作你的第一百万次教训：永远不要做空

Finally found it, this was the one I was looking for. Love this one.

终于找到了，这就是我在找的那个。太喜欢这个了。

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>>62561090

Yes, not taking more losses can count as profit, in a philosophical sense.

对，不再亏更多就算赚，从哲学意义上讲。

>>62561062

In February I had 370k, now I've got 510k. But I wouldn't cry if I had 950k. My goal is 2.5 million. One day.

二月份我有37万，现在我有51万。但如果我有95万我也不会哭。我的目标是250万。总有一天。

>>62561101

brother...

Continue

>>62561103

>>62561103

>>62561103

Continue

This retard pump has got to be some glitch in the Matrix. Some fucking gigafund AI mishap. PLTR is up 30 fucking %.

这傻逼拉盘肯定是《黑客帝国》里的什么故障。某个巨无霸基金AI出错了。PLTR涨了30%操他妈的。

>>62561094

Yeah that thing is looking spicy. I was about to ask if my AMDbros plan to sell before earnings because today's pump is pretty decent already.

是啊，那玩意儿看着挺火爆的。我正想问我的AMD兄弟们是不是打算在财报前卖掉，因为今天这波涨得已经挺不错了。

>>62561095

>>62561092

Okay dips done buy back in.

好了回调结束买回来吧。

THE GREAT GOLDEN BULL RUN BEGINS. ALMIGHTY PUMPPPPP

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>>62561109

wtfwt

>>62561094

Buy high sell higher

买高卖更高

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>>62561092

is 576% not enough for you?

576%还不够吗？

when will it be enough? -576%?

什么时候才够？-576%？

>>62561128

It's a $2700 bet that the melt-up will continue. Anything above 50% is good for me. I already bailed early on one pullback today and regret it immensely. >>62560776

这是一场2700美元的赌注，赌熔涨还会继续。超过50%对我就够了。我今天已经在一次回调中提早跑路了，后悔得要死。 >>62560776

>>62561128

>>62561224

In fact, I regret it more now than I did then.

事实上，我现在比当时更后悔。

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Tempted to double my TQQQ holding, which is normally a good time for me to think about setting a stop loss. When it rains it fucking pours, right? Weeks of sitting on fallow cash and today I get to ride the wave again. Feels nice when things go your way. Days like this are great because you can miss the first couple percent points waiting on the trend confirmation, miss the last few according to your trailing stop loss, and there's still plenty of fucking points left over in the middle to buy leveraged shares with. It's great.

想把我TQQQ的持仓翻倍，这通常是我该考虑设止损的时候。要么不下雨，一下雨就他妈倾盆，对吧？几周坐守闲钱，今天又能冲浪了。事情顺心的时候感觉真好。这种日子太棒了，因为你可以等趋势确认时错过头几个百分点，按移动止损错过最后几个，中间还有他妈一大堆百分点可以买杠杆股。太爽了。

Best stocks I can buy as a man who can't breed?

作为不能生育的男人，我能买的最好的股票是什么？