Last week I took a massive dump at work and clogged the toilets. I couldn't flush it out. I just panicked and rushed back to my desk, thankfully no one saw me and I was able to make a clean exit. The thing is, they had to call a plumber and the toilets were out of use for an entire day, they even send a company wide email informing us of the problem. As I write this, some colleagues are laughing in the breakroom, trying to find who did it. I'm beginning to get paranoid, what if someone knows it is me? Could I lose my job?

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