/smg/ stock market general

>Educational sites:

>教育网站：

https://www.investopedia.com

https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:

>财经电视直播流：

https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:

https://www.tradingview.com

https://www.finscreener.com

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies

>筛选器：所以在电影里的感觉

https://finviz.com/

https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com

https://optionstrat.com/

https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:

>盘前和实时数据：

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you

>宝宝投资入门：所以玩模因股的 Z 世代能超越你

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:

>杂项 smg：

https://www.financialjuice.com/home

https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers

https://market24hclock.com/

https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

https://brokerchooser.com/

https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:

>新主题：发新帖时复制以下内容：

https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previous smigger thread

上一期 smigger 主题

>>62548643

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> futures

>期货

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>>62550104

weren't they trialing 24/7 trading? pretending the market needs to sleep is retarded

他们不是一直在试24小时交易吗？假装市场需要睡觉真是蠢

>>62550107

Is this a bot post?

这是机器人发的帖吗？

Buy QMHIX

I even tried to play online poker to get my dopamine fix when the market is closed but quickly remembered how fucking boring it is

我甚至试过在休市时玩在线扑克来补多巴胺，但很快就想起那玩意儿多无聊了

>>62550110

They were and still are, yeah. Would be great if it went through, retail could defend itself better with stoplosses.

他们试过，现在还在试，是啊。要是真推了就好了，散户能靠止损好好防守。

>>62550119

they should move faster then, the blatant friday manipulation with news is obvious

他们该动作快点，周五带着新闻赤裸裸操纵的事太明显了 ⁾ 我需要赌博，但只能是有档次的那种赌

I need to gamble but only the classy kind of gambling

我需要赌一把，但只赌那种有格调的。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785605733887233.jpg

I’m going to buy the SOXL massacre

我要抄底SOXL暴跌

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785605799324703.jpg

>>62550123

Commodities with 10x leverage on cocaine?

可卡因加10倍杠杆炒大宗商品？

Smigma balls lmao

斯密格马蛋哈哈

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785605903961724.png

>>62550127

this guy tried this strategy with AI companies and didn't work

这家伙拿这策略试过AI公司，没成

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785605929420095.jpg

>>62548661

>SK apartments cost 14 years worth of salary so everyone gambles everything they have to make it

>韩国公寓要花14年工资，所以大家都把一切押上去拼一把

nigga here it's the exact same thing. The most frequent salary, without spending absolutely anything and without taking into account future price increases, buys you a house in 14 years. 80-90 years if you take into account a ridiculously cheap rent and cost of living. And the vast majority of citizens are completely ignorant of the stock market or even crypto, for the good or bad of it. Bank savings accounts offer bullshit like 0 to 0.5% yearly returns with retarded commissions on account maintenance or some operations. i guess spain is just condemned to permanent poverty.

兄弟，这儿一模一样。最常见的工资水平，一分钱不花、不考虑未来涨价，买房子也得14年。要是算上便宜得离谱的租金和生活成本，那就得80-90年。而且绝大多数老百姓对股市甚至加密货币完全一无所知，不管好赖。银行储蓄账户给的回报就是扯淡，年化0到0.5%，还收着傻逼账户管理费或者某些操作手续费。我看西班牙就是注定永久贫穷了。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785605944909786.png

>>62550125

What happened yesterday?

昨天发生啥了？

kek based BYD

kek，比亚迪真够硬

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785606064523384.png

>>62550134

>permanent poverty

>永久贫穷

nah, nothing to worry about. the apocalypse will be with you momentarily

不，没啥好担心的。天启马上就来陪你

>>62550134

that's the usually duration when the government does not insure 30 year fixed rates, or support new first time home buyer

那通常是政府不给30年固定利率保险、也不支持首次购房者时的时间长度

the vast majority of citizens do not need a two bedroom apartment in the capital for themselves and their cat at 25 years old after finishing their adult kindergarten

绝大多数人不需要25岁刚从成人幼儿园毕业，就为了自己和猫在首都搞个两居室

>>62550140

Thats not based at all

那一点儿都不硬

>>62550133

I was thinking more of cocoa and orange juice (yes, you can 10x orange juice).

我想的是可可和橙汁（没错，橙汁能10倍）。

>>62550135

I highkenuinely have not looked at a SOXL chart in years.

我真心好多年没看过SOXL的图了。

On social media I keep seeing how this fund manager got rekt but I figured it was kind of old news and the market recovered but I looked this morning and saw it’s down like 50% or whatever from ATH.

社交媒体上老看到这个基金经理爆仓，我以为那是旧闻、市场早涨回来了，但今早一看，从历史高点跌了差不多50%吧。

It could def go lower but I my monkey brain is telling me to buy and not overthink it

肯定还能更低，但我猴子脑子告诉我该买，别想太多

Where is my niGRRR anon

我的niGRRR老哥哪儿去了

Is he safe?

他还好吗？

Is he alright?

他没事吧？

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785606509525069.jpg

I'm thinking of quitting my job later this year and just trying to survive off of investments for a while.

我打算今年晚点辞职，靠投资活一阵子试试。

If I make a 20% yearly return I could sustain forever living pretty comfortably with the money I have saved up. 20% is rough but it's not impossible I guess. I could probably get by with 15% but then my savings would barely grow.

如果年回报率能到20%，靠我现在攒的钱就能舒舒服服永远撑下去。20%挺难但也不是不可能。15%我也许能过，但那样存款几乎不涨。

Anyway, even worst case scenario I could not work for at least 2 years so I figure why not try, I hate my current job

反正最坏情况我也能至少两年不工作，所以我想为啥不试试，我烦死现在这工作了

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785606718914397.jpg

>>62550165

appeared yesterday to say he is still here

昨天冒出来说了句他还在

seems like he doesn't post GRRR anymore while still being around

他貌似不再发GRRR了，但还是时不时露脸

he said he was ok

他说他没事

What’s biz up to this weekend, I’m chilling at my lake cabin

这周末biz在忙啥，我在湖边的木屋躺着 ♢ 兄弟我的spacex空单两天没冒绿了 ;(

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785607019495114.jpg

>>62550104

Nigga my spacex shorts not otmrintin for 2 days ;(

老哥我这SpaceX的短裤都两天没发货了，哭死 ;(

>>62550172

>If I make a 20% yearly return I could sustain forever living pretty comfortably with the money I have saved up. 20% is rough but it's not impossible I guess. I could probably get by with 15% but then my savings would barely grow.

>如果年回报率能到20%，靠我现在攒的钱就能舒舒服服永远撑下去。20%挺难但也不是不可能。15%我也许能过，但那样存款几乎不涨。

definitely bwo

绝对啊兄弟

>>62550165

>>62550173

Big D threw down a challenge to niGRRR and niGRRR said he doesn't bother with losers like Big D aka the baggler aka baggie G.

Big D向niGRRR下了挑战书，niGRRR说他懒得理Big D这种loser，就是那个baggler也叫baggie G的。

John Rocker and the other retards are still on /bant/ discussing how to avoid getting arrested by ex gfs.

John Rocker和其他傻逼还在/bant/上讨论怎么不被前女友搞进局子。

What will markets do next week?

下周市场会咋走？

>picrel, last week's survey and results

>picrel，上周的调查和结果

>linkrel, next week's survey

>linkrel，下周的调查

>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgd

>https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQo99wgd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGofoH9RDEA

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>>62550172

>live off investments

>靠投资收益过活

the dream

梦想啊

>>62550172

Why not just get a new job instead of trying to make 20% perpetually on invertments

为啥不直接找份新工作，非得想着在投资上永远赚20%？

>>62550185

I’m just sitting depressed in front of a computer all weekend, kind of jealous

我这周末就瘫在电脑前郁闷着，有点羡慕

I've been bagholding a lot of MU for the past month even though I should have sold back when it was at ATH. I'm getting so tired of seeing it keep dropping while other tech stocks either crab or keep going up. I know it will probably go up again but I'm starting to lose my patience and might considering selling or at least drastically reducing my position if next week is another shit one. I want to be making money again even if that means dumping at a not ideal time.

我过去一个月一直死扛着大量MU，明明该在它最高点的时候卖掉。看着它一直跌，其他科技股要么横盘要么涨，我真是受够了。我知道它大概率还会涨回去，但耐心快耗尽了，如果下周再来一波烂行情，我可能考虑卖掉或者至少大幅减仓。我想重新赚到钱，哪怕卖的时间点不太理想也行。

>>62550199

three for four. bloodbath deferred to next week

三对四，血洗推迟到下周了

>>62550197

>John Rocker and the other retards are still on /bant/ discussing how to avoid getting arrested by ex gfs.

>John Rocker和那帮傻子还在/bant/上讨论怎么避免被前女友搞进局子。

what did they do?

他们干啥了？

>>62550165

What's gay, retarded, and red all over?

什么东西又基又蠢又红彤彤的？

MY PORT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUNNY RIGHT???

Lmao nah I'm good, just enjoying the sunny weekend. I'm better than alright my smigger. I am in the acceptance stage of grief.

哈哈算了吧，我没事，就在享受阳光周末。我比没事还好点，我的黑哥们。我处于悲伤的接受阶段了。

Going to average down on MU, GRRR, RDDT, GRSD & ASTS some more this week and pray a double bottom forms on the QQQ otherwise we is fucked until October/November.

这周打算继续摊低MU、GRRR、RDDT、GRSD和ASTS的仓位，祈祷QQQ能形成双底，不然我们得惨到十月或十一月。

I will be giving NBIS, ONDS, PENG, IREN, USAR, AAIO, GOOGL, META & MSFT the kiss of death and build positions over the next few weeks with about £500,000, all holders may want to exit their positions as this will condemn them to death.

我准备给NBIS、ONDS、PENG、IREN、USAR、AAIO、GOOGL、META和MSFT来个死亡之吻，未来几周用大约50万英镑建仓，所有持仓者最好赶紧跑路，因为这会判他们死刑。

Despite the £135,000 unrealised losses I am sitting on + £90,000 YTD mostly from selling GRRR at $25, buying back at $17 then selling again at $22. Will be adding at least another 5,000 shares to GRRR whilst its hugging single digits.

尽管我手里有13.5万英镑的浮亏，加上今年至今赚的9万英镑，大部分来自GRRR在25美元卖出、17美元买回、再22美元卖出的操作。趁GRRR还在个位数，我打算至少再加5000股。

GRRR have earnings this month, should hopefully beat on revenue and update guidance and 2027 outlook. I'm expecting a massive cash position but huge expenses this Q on Shackleton finance, Thai Campus buildout and contract financing for Yotta in India.

GRRR这个月发财报，应该能超预期营收，还会更新指引和2027年展望。我预计会有巨额现金，但这个季度在Shackleton融资、泰国校区建设和印度Yotta合同融资上开销会很大。

I won't be able to judge my GRRR trade for another 18 months. That's my timeframe.

我得到18个月后才能判断我的GRRR交易做得对不对。这就是我的时间框架。

How many amongst you are brave enough to post ports?

你们有多少人敢晒仓位？

Also this is just my gambling funsies account btw I have a sensible IBKR with ETFs and leaps.

另外这只是我赌博玩乐的小账户，我还有个正经的IBKR账户，放着ETF和远期期权。

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>>62550201

>Why not just get a new job instead

>为啥不直接找份新工作

I mean that's always gonna be an option, but obviously not working for anybody is the dream

我是说那永远是个选项，但显然不给任何人打工才是梦想

>>62550226

why betray us by buying reddit? :( don't you know we hate them?

为啥要背叛我们买Reddit？:( 你不知道我们恨他们吗？

I go to smg and reddit both to see the respective anons

我smg和Reddit都逛，就是想看两边的匿名网友

>GRRRtard

>HGRAFshill

reddit

>I had a 6-7 digit port but managed to turn it into 3-4 digit port

>我本来有六到七位数的仓位，结果搞成了三四位数

then I become happy knowing I was at least born with a 3 digit IQ

然后我就开心了，知道自己至少生下来智商是三位数

you guys really help me out

你们真的帮我很多

>>62550226

>gorilla technology

>大猩猩科技 ♉ 拜托对这些温柔点，我实际持有它们的仓位

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608174951097.jpg

>>62550226

>NBIS, GOOGL, & MSFT

Please be gentle with these, I actually have positions in them

请对这些手下留情，我其实持有它们的仓位。

>>62550232

Keep your frens close and your enemies closer :3

朋友要靠近，敌人要更近 :3

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>>62550150

>yes, you can 10x orange juice

>是的，橙汁能翻十倍

Yeah, at Costco.

对，在Costco。

>>62550226

> What's gay, retarded, and red all over?

> 什么玩意儿是同性恋、智障，还红通通的？

MY PORT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUNNY RIGHT???

When you start you post with schizobabble. Nobody reads it anon. Let alone takes it seriously.

你一上来就发疯话，没人会看你的帖，匿名哥。更别说会当真了。

Hahaha. Nigger nigger nigger. JEWS. Do you get it? I doubt it.

哈哈哈哈哈。黑鬼黑鬼黑鬼。犹太人。你懂了吗？我怀疑你不懂。

>>62550226

>I am in acceptance stage

>我处于接受阶段

>Going to average down on GRRR

>准备在GRRR上摊低成本

you didn't accept shit, doubling down on his misery till he capitulates for real this time

你根本没接受个屁，你在加倍押注他的痛苦，直到他这回真服软为止

>>62550226

Based retarded niGRRR

有道理但智障的niGRRR

>>62550226

Based top buyer

有道理的最高接盘侠

DAS RITE

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>>62550239

NIGGERS

>>62550226

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAA

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>>62550226

>GRRR

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608350291229.jpg

>>62550242

I have accepted that the market is wrong and I am right as always but have once again prematurely ejaculated. Been in and out of GRRR since 2024 and despite dilution risk this is the best stead the company has been in so far.

我已经接受了市场是错的而我永远是对的，但又一次早泄了。从2024年起就一直在GRRR进出，尽管有稀释风险，这已经是公司迄今为止最好的状态了。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608379278833.png

>>62550246

>forced

how? the US has no concept of duty of care unlike the chinese

怎么会？美国可没有中国人的那种注意义务概念

>>62550239

>> What's gay, retarded, and red all over?

>> 什么玩意儿是同性恋、智障，还红通通的？

>MY PORT!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>FUNNY RIGHT???

Terrible quoting technique btw. Here's a tip: select the text you want to quote and then click the post number as usual.

顺便说，你引用技术真烂。给你个提示：选中你想引用的文字，然后照常点击帖子编号。

>>62550226

Brutal. Hang in there buddy.

够狠的。撑住啊兄弟。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608572108238.jpg

>>62550256

>smg can't teach people how to invest

>smg教不了人怎么投资

>he tries to teach someone how to use 4chin

>他试图教人怎么用4chan

keeek

>>62550226

Based, you will be blessed with gains for your courage. Unless that's not how markets work, idk.

有道理，你的勇气会换来收益的祝福。除非市场不是这么运作的，谁知道呢。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608683193988.jpg

>>62550200

We all have to have a dream, inshallah.

我们都得有梦想，愿主保佑。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608791189451.png

>>62550262

The important thing is I had fun and got to spend quality time shitposting with my smiggers <3

重要的是我玩得开心，还跟我的smiggers一起度过了高质量的瞎扯时光 <3

I found out that the real gains are friendships, lovers, family and memories, none of which can be found on here :3

我发现真正的收益是友情、爱情、家庭和回忆，而这些在这里都找不到 :3

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785608850062782.png

>>62550262

based warren always with the good quotes

有道理的沃伦，总是有好名言

>>62550267

>I found out that the real gains are friendships, lovers, family and memories, none of which can be found on here :3

>我发现真正的收益是友情、爱情、家庭和回忆，而这些在这里都找不到 :3

what if i have none of that and have no stock gains either? WHAT THEN

那我要是这些都没有，股票收益也没有呢？那怎么办？

I need to know if there is going to be a TACO event this weekend .

我需要知道这周末有没有TACO活动。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785609189417828.png

>>62550262

This is Leopold, but for real.

这是利奥波德，但这次来真的。

>>62550281

Then you're in the same boat as me frendo and boy does misery sure love company.and we will face the oppressive long dark together as frens <3

那你跟我一样了，兄弟，而痛苦可真爱找伴。我们会一起面对那压迫的长夜，作为朋友们 <3

>>62550287

No its going to escalate then he TACOs midweek.

不，这回事会升级，然后他会在周中TACO。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785609360094158.png

>>62550185

>What’s biz up to this weekend, I’m chilling at my lake cabin

>这周末biz在忙啥，我在湖边小屋放松呢

muh truk is gett'n fixed up.....gonna cost $3500

我的卡车在修……要花3500美元

sad.

At least I sold two CCs for $1,200 last week.

至少我上周卖了两张CC赚了1200美元。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785609522228338.jpg

Idk if I should be content making 2-3k per trade

我不知道该不该满足于每笔交易赚2-3千

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785610277675835.jpg

looked into some divvie ETFs as a yurofag because seeing money come in is better than seeing the line go up

作为欧洲佬我研究了些股息ETF，因为看到钱进来比看线往上走要好

these are all shit

这些都是垃圾

someone needs to make a 5% yield divvie ETF

得有人做个5%收益率的股息ETF

Come on Trump do something this weekend you fat tard

特朗普你赶紧这周末干点事吧，你这个胖智障

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785610327104277.png

>>62550333

Wasted trips my bad bros

白跑了几趟，我的错兄弟们

>>62550337

Iran has fought back hardly while Trump is crying right now.

伊朗猛烈反击了，而特朗普现在正在哭。

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785610401713028.jpg

>>62550343

Sir, I regret to inform you that Indians are banned from this thread. You are to leave the premises immediately.

先生，很遗憾通知你，印度人被禁止进入本贴。你得立刻离开此地。

>>62550185

Beer die in 1h

一小时后玩啤酒骰子

Tell your dog I said hi and enjoy the water for us

替我跟你家狗问个好，替我们享受水景吧

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785610514435662.png

>>62550343

>minnesota

99% chance its because they dei hired niggers and somalis rather than cyber attacks

99%的可能是他们DEI雇了黑人和索马里人而不是网络攻击

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>>62550343

You mean Hardily.

你是说Hardily。

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>>62550356

Gonna laugh really hard when this dude's wife has to keep working to support his household because he has zero retirement plans.

这哥们儿的老婆得继续打工养家，因为他压根没有退休计划，到时候我肯定笑得特别大声。

>>62550360

Based Phil making fat khat work so he can buy pokemon cards

靠谱的Phil让胖卡特上班赚钱，就为了买宝可梦卡牌

>>62550333

>Idk if I should be content making

>不知道我该不该满足于赚

If you think you got some of the Aschenbrenner skill you should go big, ortherwise you just have had a little run is all.

如果你觉得自己有点Aschenbrenner那种本事，那就玩大的，不然你也就是小打小闹一阵子罢了。

>>62550361

>phil gets into pokemon cards

>phil开始玩宝可梦卡牌

>less than a month after pokemon cards tank in value

>不到一个月宝可梦卡牌就暴跌了

looooooooooool

what if value stocks continue to moon while tech crashes, and SPX just crabs at 7300-7500 for a year

要是价值股继续飞天而科技股崩了，SPX就在7300-7500之间横盘一年，咋办

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>>62550344

>>62550353

>>62550356

US-Iran war is becoming exactly like Soviet Union in Afghanistan, fully messed up only! Whole world has lost faith in US now. Ready for big crash? US Treasury is getting downgraded and everyone will sell off, standard procedure. On Monday, SPY 500 will gap down so big, full tension scene is coming!

美国-伊朗战争简直变成了苏联在阿富汗的翻版，完全乱套了！全世界现在都对美国失去信心了。准备好迎接大崩盘吧？美国国债被降级，所有人都会抛售，标准流程。周一SPY 500会大幅跳空低开，紧张场面要来了！

>>62550383

Thats actually usually how it works. Value/divvy etfs reverse trend with growth/momentum etfs, USUALLY.

其实通常就是这样。价值/股息ETF和成长/动量ETF的走势是相反的，通常是这样。

Its because trading algos like flipflopping between the two when one goes up, it sells off shares of the other and buys in.

因为交易算法喜欢在两者之间来回切换，一个涨了，它就抛另一个的股票然后买入。

>>62550287

You and everyone else knowing, means there wont be a TACO

你和所有人都知道，就意味着不会有TACO（行情机会）了

Sisters...SHHHHH....

Don't tell anyone it's gonna be ME bobo posting on Monday.

别告诉别人周一发bobo帖的会是我。

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>>62550392

The rare Mubo

稀有的Mubo

just finished a 5 hours goon sesh feeling good about monday so I'll inverse myself and buy puts

刚撸了五个小时，对周一心满意足，所以我决定反向操作，买点看跌期权

DO NOT TRY THIS I am a licensed professional gooner

千万别试这个，我是持证专业撸er

>>62550185

I'm staying in. Too hot out to do anything.

我待在家里不操作了。外面太热，啥也不想干。

>>62550287

It's already halfway over

都过半了

Can anyone do an aislop of that rare black bear Bobo in the woods?

有谁能给森林里那只稀有的黑熊Bobo做个aislop（分析）吗？

>>62550392

Kek based, you watch the lands, I'll cover the seas.

Kek靠谱，你盯着陆地，我负责海上。

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What will make me happy anons?

什么能让我开心，匿名们？

>>62550406

100k from divvies and a beautiful korean wife

股息收入10万加一个漂亮韩国老婆

>>62550406

Mindfulness, every other answer is cope. Happiness is a fleeting feeling not a destination.

正念，其他答案都是自欺欺人。快乐是短暂的感觉，不是终点。

I am rich as fuck, all my friends are rich as fuck and we mostly want to blow our brains out but it would give our bitch wives too much satisfaction and inheritance.

我富得流油，我所有朋友也富得流油，我们大多数时候都想一枪崩了自己，但那样太便宜我们的贱老婆们了，遗产也白给她们。

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MEMSISSIES

HOW WE FEELING?

>>62550406

(You)? No idea, me, divvies that are bigger than my wagie salary

(你)? 我不知道，我的话，是股息比我打工工资还高

>>62550421

Do yourself a favor, don't look at MU on Hyperdash.

帮你自己个忙，别在Hyperdash上看MU。

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AAPL bros, we're in for a bright green Monday, right?

AAPL兄弟们，周一来个大绿盘，对吧？

ChatGPT is so much better at meme generation than Gemini. Considering a sub.

ChatGPT做梗图比Gemini强太多了。我在考虑订阅。

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>>62550433

number only goes up brother

兄弟，数字只会往上走

>>62550435

Its true, grok isn't even in the contention. GPT is clear image generation winner but only 3 generations a day including edits is stingy whereas Gemini has like 20 image requests now for free.

没错，Grok连资格都没有。GPT是图片生成的无冕之王，但每天只有三次生成机会包括编辑，太小气了，而Gemini现在免费有大概20次图片请求。

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>>62550427

Based conservative chad YGMI

靠谱的保守派大V YGMI

>>62550436

Were in this together, fren

咱们是一伙的，兄弟

There's just something sublime about renting a woman. You can just do it. If you do it in the right regions, where supply is manifold compared to demand, you get to pick. Young, just complies, no sour faces, no half-assed bullshit, lets you do relatively lots of things with her. It's just completely flipped vibe compared to the miserly scarcity mindset you may experienced in your home country.

租个女人就是有种说不出的爽感。你直接干就行。如果你在供给远大于需求的地区操作，你可以挑。年轻的，听话配合，没有臭脸，没有敷衍了事的破事，让她陪你做相对多的事。跟你老家那种抠搜的稀缺心态相比，氛围完全反过来了。

You can afford this if you go all in integrated oil majors at monday open.

如果你周一开盘全仓杀入一体化石油巨头，你付得起这个。

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>>62550427

I looked this up and for a return of my approximate monthly salary I would need 1.5 million dollars in SCHD.

我查过了，要想靠SCHD拿到我大概一个月工资的回报，我得有150万美元。

You think I got time for that?

你觉得我有那时间等？

>>62550449

bro that's literally just two 10x's and a 2x away you really think you can't swing that in the next 10 years?

兄弟，那不就是两个10倍再加一个2倍的事嘛，你真觉得未来十年搞不定？

weekends are so boring

周末太无聊了

I want the market OPEN

我想要市场开盘

>>62550453

You can always go to a casino or gamble online

你总能去赌场或者线上赌一把啊

>>62550449

Just ignore the AI brainwashing and keep DCAing

别管那套AI洗脑，继续定投就完事了

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>>62550453

I like the respite

我喜欢这种喘息

>>62550459

Thanks but I'll rebalance into divvies when I'm 40. Until then its 1% of my folio.

谢了，但我40岁才会重新平衡进股息股。在那之前就是我投资组合的1%。

>>62550453

Bullish for tickers OPEN & NOW

对OPEN和NOW这两个代码看多

>>62550431

They’re just prepping for the Korea dump, it will be neon green for the US (I hope)

他们只是在给韩国暴跌做准备，美国那边会亮荧光绿的（希望如此）

>>62550490

I think/hope it double bottoms around $770 where I will slurp 50 shares.to keep until 2030 or I paper hand and get shaken out, whatever comes first :3

我觉得/希望它在770美元左右双底，到时候我狂吃50股，持有到2030年，或者我拿不住被震出去，哪个先来算哪个 :3

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>>62550185

I'm making ice cream and crying.

我在做冰淇淋，一边哭。

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>>62550522

I want an espresso machine so I can make affogato.

我想要台意式浓缩咖啡机，好做阿芙佳朵。

How come the beaners decided to make an extremely small amount of strong coffee take such a complex procedure to make

为啥那些老墨把那么一小点浓咖啡搞得工序这么复杂？

>>62550524

You can just get a 30 bucks moka pot and do it caveman style

你花30块买个摩卡壶，原始人式搞法就行

there are blacks at my workplace

我工作的地方有黑人

>>62550542

What are you waiting for? Call the police.

你还等什么？报警啊。

>>62550536

Yeah, but it tastes like shit.

是啊，但那味道跟屎一样。

>>24764049 (You)

fuck you bitch I'm going to kick your ass

滚你妈的婊子，老子要踢爆你的屁股

>>62550524

It's not once you get the routine down.

一旦你熟了流程就不一样了。

invest in VIG

投VIG

>>62550524

>have espresso machine

>有意式浓缩咖啡机

>keep drinking energy drinks

>却一直喝能量饮料

im too lazy

我太懒了

Made decent pocket money selling OTM options these last two weeks. Doesn't make up for all the ass raping in the prior week to those though

过去两周卖OTM期权赚了点零花钱。但弥补不了之前那周被市场干穿的痛。

>>62550140

BYD is an evil company.

比亚迪是个恶心的公司。

>>62550334

>he doesn't know about the SuperDividend ETF

>他不知道SuperDividend ETF的存在 ⨯ lmao，让我想了想

>>62550567

lmao, made me think

哈哈哈，这让我想起来了

>3x leveraged daily rebalance SCHD

>3倍杠杆每日再平衡的SCHD

HOLY SHIT MONDAYS GONNA BE SO FUCKING RED

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>>62550606

Damn these fuckers LET ME GAINS BACK FIRST

操这些家伙先让我把收益拿回来啊

>>62550385

at least they put boots on the ground, drumpf cant even manage that kek

至少他们派兵落地了，drumpf连这都做不到，kek

>>62550606

>halloween

Iran is literally the , "is that all you got" meme

伊朗简直就是那个“就这？全部了吗？”的表情包

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>>62550542

Let me guess, prison guard?

让我猜猜，监狱看守？

I finally sold my shitty microsoft stock when it went up 15%. I just threw it into VOO

我终于把手里那破微软股票涨了15%的时候卖了，直接扔进VOO。

I am FUCKING DONE with individual stocks

我他妈的再也不碰个股了

>>62550435

For 20 bucks it's worth it. It's given me endless keks so far. Looking into local model shenanigans we'll see how that turns out.

20块值了。到目前为止给我带来了无尽的乐子。正在研究本地模型的花活，看看结果如何。

>>62550625

NGMI

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>>62550625

lmao chopped

lmao 切了

>>62550625

>he bought VOO?

>他买了VOO？

>it's time for the big one

>时候到了，大戏要来了

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>>62550625

We lost another one, they never follow long term investors advice and then blow up their accounts and quit on the first market pullback

又走了一个，他们从来不听长期投资者的建议，然后在第一次市场回调时爆仓退出。

Were you leveraged too or did you blow up your account full porting MU?

你也是上了杠杆，还是全仓干MU把账户干爆了？

I have no friends and no job so I only look forward to mon-fri from 9:30-4

我没什么朋友也没工作，所以每天只盼着周一到周五的9:30到4点。

>>62550639

I've been bagholding microsoft for like 7 months. Is that not considered a long term hold?

我拿着微软的股票已经拿了大概7个月了。这算不算长期持有？

>>62550643

cmon man

别这样吧老哥

>>62550643

No

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>>62550657

is there even a name for this level of bagholding?

这种拿股票拿得这么死的地步，有名字吗？

>full port 100% cash

>全仓进场 100%现金

>divide all your money into tenths

>把你的钱分成十份

>buy tqqq everytime there's a dip > 5%

>每次回调超过5%就买TQQQ

>>62550104

>he doesnt take Saturday off and then do forex on Sunday at 5:30 pm

>他周六不休息，周日晚上5:30还去搞外汇

>>62550661

Generational wealth, desu.

世代财富，真的。

>mommy how much can I afford?

>妈妈我买得起多少？

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Any opinions on Madrigal Pharmaceuticals?

有人对Madrigal Pharmaceuticals有什么看法吗？

They are growing with 5k patients a quarter and have only reached 10% market penetration yet in MASH. If they keep growing like this then in 2027 they will reach 3 billion in yearly sales.

他们每季度增长5000个病人，在MASH领域目前只渗透了10%。如果继续保持这个增速，到2027年他们年销售额能达到30亿美元。

If you would do an NPV calculation, in an acquisition scenario, with a pretty low penetration of like 15% in GLP sub populations and 25% in non obese and GLP intolerant sub groups you could easily reach an NPV of 25 billion, where they currently have a 10 billion market cap.

如果你做一下NPV计算，在收购场景下，假设GLP亚群体渗透率低一点比如15%，非肥胖和GLP不耐受亚群体25%，你很容易得出250亿的NPV，而他们现在市值才100亿。

The only non GLP competitor is Novo nordisk, all other competitors have garbage patents or are simply prioritizing obesity instead of MASH (I'm looking at you Viking Therapeutics).

唯一非GLP的竞争对手是Novo nordisk，其他所有对手要么专利是垃圾，要么只盯着肥胖症而不是MASH（说的就是你，Viking Therapeutics）。

So the only real competitors are GLP drugs which can live next to each other because they are synergistic.

所以真正的对手只有GLP药物，而它们可以共存，因为它们是协同的。 ⁾ 给我一个理由，凭什么我不该在这上面梭哈几万块？

Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't yolo several 10k in this

给我一个不该在这里投入几万块梭哈的好理由。

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>>62550677

You have to work harder for your retirement

你得为退休更努力地干活了。

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>>62550665

>also sell anytime there's gains +5% for the day

>当天涨了+5%也随时卖

I think this strategy would 2x the total returns of tqqq or more with significantly less risk than most other strats

我觉得这个策略能把TQQQ的总回报翻倍甚至更多，而且风险比大多数其他策略低得多。

I had no idea who Arschenbrenner was before last week but I'd be very grateful if I didn't have to see his stupid faggot face anymore soon.

上周之前我根本不知道Arschenbrenner是谁，但如果能尽快不用再看到他那张傻逼脸，我会非常感激。

Financial implications of eating a hunk of cheese without bread for dinner?

晚餐吃一块没配面包的奶酪，财务上有什么影响？

>>62550689

use the 2.41 dollars you just saved and put it into voo in 40 years that'll be 70 dollars

把你刚省下的2.41美元投进VOO，40年后那就是70美元。

>>62550687

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>>62550693

My stomach is rumbling. I don't think this was such a smart idea to eat a whole family size cheddar after all

我肚子在咕咕叫。看来吃一整块家庭装切达奶酪不是个聪明的决定。

>>62550704

It's a great idea the best you've ever had

这是个好主意，是你这辈子最好的主意。

leopold was right but he put himself in a position where citadel could burn a few billion making wrong trades and gobble him up. he's right that there's so much misallocated capital, he just didn't realize how easily it could be used against him.

leopold是对的，但他把自己放到了一个位置，Citadel可以用几十亿烧钱做错误交易然后把他吞掉。他说得没错，市场上确实有大量错配的资本，只是他没意识到这些资本能多容易反过来对付他。

>>62550693

>in 40 years that'll be 70 dollars

>40年后那就是70美元

so like a third of a hunk of cheese then

那差不多就是三分之一的奶酪块吧

>>62550709

>cheese prices are mooning

>奶酪价格在飙升

how do I invest in cheese?

我怎么投资奶酪？

>>62550681

>Madrigal Pharmaceuticals

>马德里加尔制药公司

Sounds like the name of a company doing unethical shit

听起来像是个干不道德勾当的公司名字。

>>62550104

>space earnings this tuesday

>这周二太空财报

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>>62550723

I don't care about ethical shit, only about money.

我不在乎什么道德不道德，只在乎钱。

>>62550727

*spacex

>>62550716

CAKE.

nasdaq -70%

纳斯达克 -70%

HOLY SHIT KOSPI

>>62550730

You won't be saying that when you're standing before the Hague tribunal tough guy

等你站上海牙法庭的时候就不会这么说了，狠人。

>>62550736

man imagine the dip buying oppprtunity

天哪，想想这抄底机会。

>>62550737

Holy fuck TURN ON CNN NOW

我操，快开CNN！

>>62550749

>turn on cnn

>打开CNN

Sorry, I'm not gay

抱歉，我不是基佬

>>62550750

No GRND gains for you then

那你可别想有GRND收益了

>>62550753

Forgot image

忘了发图

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Iranians are everywhere, and Trump has no card.

伊朗人到处都是，特朗普手里根本没有牌。

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>>62550755

i live with a fag. its scary knowing one day he could poz me with his fag aids

我跟一个基佬住一起。知道有一天他可能用他的基佬艾滋把我给坑了，挺吓人的

I'm suprised we've survived this long on fat US rates that still allow retarded asset allocations like Leopold getting infinite money. Rates of course still being too low. But if they were raised the outstanding debt would blow the fuck up to service since it already costs 1.4 trillion dollars + a year to service the debt at this point.

我很惊讶我们能在这么高的美国利率下撑这么久，这利率还是允许像Leopold那种傻逼资产配置无限拿钱。利率当然还是太低了。但要是抬高的话，未偿还债务的利息得炸上天，因为现在每年光服务债务就得花1.4万亿美元以上。

>>62550757

What are they gonna do, make the water taste like piss? Cause too late my city already does that, good thing I have filters

他们能干嘛，让水尝起来像尿？因为太晚了，我们这城市已经这样了，还好我有过滤器

LMFAO LOOK AT OIL ON HYPERDASH

KEK OIL BAGGOTS KEK

KWAB OILIES KWAB

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This was close to the all time hottest day ever here.

这差不多是这儿有史以来最热的一天了。

However, the Diaper Lover girl I sex chatting said she felt comfy in her diaper today.

不过，我搞色情聊天的那个尿布癖女孩说她今天穿着尿布感觉挺舒服的。

Adult diaper technology must crazy advanced.

成人尿布技术肯定先进到飞起。

So open ai backers are basically setting it up for a government bailout now that it’s been rugged by Claude right?

所以OpenAI的后台现在基本就是在给它铺路，等着政府救助，毕竟它已经被Claude给坑惨了对吧？

With the Amazon deal it’ll be impossible to contain the circular web of contagion it seems like.

有了亚马逊这笔交易，想把那种连环传染的网络给控制住似乎是不可能了。

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SMORh_HcKUk

"give me my money back, bitch" (korean saying, 2026)

“把我的钱还我，婊子”（韩国谚语，2026）

so about those us strikes that were being prepared

那说要准备的美国空袭到底怎么样了

>>62550762

>rates too low

>利率太低

the housing market is dead babe, and rates are restrictive and high. you just hate the idea of people making money off of intuition rather than arithmetic and want it to be impossible.

房市早死了宝贝，利率又高又紧。你只是讨厌别人靠直觉赚钱而不是算数，想把这路子堵死罢了。

KOSPI WTFWTF

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>>62550773

amusing to me that people think citadel voluntarily aquired financial AIDS

挺好笑的，有些人觉得Citadel是自愿染上金融艾滋的

>>62550766

No one cares where crude trades on an illiquid crypto exchange.

没人关心原油在流动性差得跟屎一样的加密交易所上怎么走的。

>>62550803

there were competing bidders. they didn't have to buy, they would have made a lot of money if leo sold on the open market and could have gotten a smaller chunk for way less but they wanted the whole pie to themselves

当时有竞价者的。他们没必要买，要是Leo在公开市场上卖，他们早就赚翻了，还能用少得多的钱拿一小块，但他们想独吞整块蛋糕

peaceful night it seems. that's good news. wish you would join me in nice babe, my hotel room only has a twin bed though so we'd have to snuggle real tight

看来是个平静的夜晚。这是好消息。真希望你能陪我一起爽爽宝贝，不过我酒店房间只有一张单人床，咱俩得抱得超紧才行

trust me dude this tim citadel guy is certainly not a monopoly

兄弟信我，这个Tim Citadel那家伙绝对不是什么垄断

>>62550784

Thats not really my question. I'm really suprised at how well the system is taking it. There is a retarded level of monetary allocation in the system that would get drained with higher rates. Stuff like AI for example that have questionable returns on investment but thats probably the side benefit of helping support a police state. GDP would have been flat or declining were it not for the massive buildout of data centers that are putting a toll on community resources. The housing market certainly isn't dead. If you wanted to see a dead housing market you would look at China. Once their housing market picks back up (if ever, since they continually build and build but don't have the rural > urban migration to support it) their economy will be back in a massive upswing since housing allows for monetary expansion through the mortgages.

这不是我真正的问题。我真是惊讶系统居然撑得住。系统里有一堆傻逼级别的资金配置，利率一高就会被抽干。比如AI这种东西，投资回报存疑，但这可能也是支持警察国家的附带好处。要不是大规模建数据中心压榨社区资源，GDP早就持平或者萎缩了。房市肯定没死。你要是想看死的房市，得看中国。等他们房市回暖（如果真能回暖的话，因为他们一直建了又建，但根本没有农村到城市的人口迁移撑着），经济就会再度猛涨，因为住房通过房贷能推动货币扩张。

>>62550385

The ESL hurts us precious, it burns...

这ESL伤我们伤得深啊宝贝，火烧一样疼...

>>62550172

You're not getting 20% a year retard. Even institutional hedge funds don't get that

你根本不可能一年赚20%，傻逼。就连机构对冲基金都做不到

>>62550840

But he is better than a hedge fund

但他比对冲基金强

>>62550172

spy gets 10% per year

spy一年才10%

just 10x leverage it and you double your money every year

只要加10倍杠杆，每年就能翻倍

>>62550840

Hedge funds have safety measures to follow. He can just retard leverage into FOMO shit and make it.

对冲基金有各种安全规定要遵守。他可以傻逼式加杠杆冲FOMO垃圾股然后赚到钱。

>>62550840

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>>62550682

>1.46m

yeah not nearly enough

是啊，远远不够

>>62550723

Okay Breaking Bad

行吧，《绝命毒师》

>>62550730

Making money and creating shareholder value IS ethical.

赚钱和创造股东价值本身就是道德的。

>>62550773

MSFT will probably aquire openai before it goes public desu

微软大概会在openai上市前就收购它，说真的

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Smiggers of SMG I've travelled millions of light years to liquidate your AI portfolio.

SMG的Smiggers，我穿越了百万光年来清算你的AI投资组合。

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>>62550855

MSFT doesnt have any fucking money

微软他妈的根本没钱

>coordinated headline dump after close friday by NBC, CBS, axios about le imminent escalation

>周五收盘后NBC、CBS、axios协调发头条砸盘，说啥迫在眉睫的升级

>paid truth social screaming starts this week

>这周花钱雇的truth social嚎叫开始了

>yen intervention

>日元干预 >完全真实非安排的对冲基金爆仓传遍全网，更多头条

>totally real non-planted hedge fund blowup goes viral, more headlines

完全真实的非预谋对冲基金爆仓事件走红网络，更多头条新闻出现

these are all connected. i don't know how but they are

这些都是有关联的。我不知道怎么关联，但就是有关联

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>>62550858

why does he have a hand above his shoulder?

为啥他肩膀上面有只手？

>>62550831

so i realize you're not babe but you definitely argue like a woman. anything else i missed in your first post? do i need to address nigerian interest rates as well?

我明白了你不是宝贝但你吵架方式绝对像个女人。你第一帖还有别的我没提到的吗？我还要顺便讨论尼日利亚利率吗？

>>62550863

That's his siamese brother he was born with. His head is on the back so you can't see it. He uses the hand to hold MNST cans.

那是他天生的暹罗连体兄弟。他脑袋在背后所以你看不见。他用那只手拿MONSTER能量饮料罐。

>>62550863

So he can pat himself on the back for a job well done, reshpectuflly smiggy don't get wise with me tough guy you got no fucking idea what it's like to be numba one!

这样他就能拍拍自己肩膀表扬干得好，尊重点smiggy别跟我耍横，你个硬汉根本不知道当第一名是什么滋味！

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>>62550860

They'll put together some financing deal they already own 30%

他们会搞个融资方案，他们已经有30%了

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>>62550871

can you make a tinfoil pepe version like the one anon posted here?

你能做一个像anon发的那种锡箔帽pepe版本吗？

>>62550862

>>62550866

i would feel bad for how destructively stupid you are if you weren't an emotionally unregulated narcissistic faggot babe

如果你不是个情绪失控的自恋死基佬宝贝，我会为你的愚蠢程度感到难过

>>62550871

i hate these

我讨厌这些

>>62550874

Yes but there were some...

是的但有一些...

Complications....

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>>62550883

>narcissist

i'm just realistic

我只是现实而已

>emotionally unregulated

>情绪失控

i don't have a job so i don't have to behave like a leashed wagie

我没工作所以不用像条拴着狗链的打工狗一样装乖

Everyone clamoring about Warsh losing credibility is a faggot.

所有嚷嚷Warsh失去信誉的人都是基佬。

>>62550895

why?

>>62550884

lmao, its good one

哈哈，这梗不错

>Saturday night

>周六晚上

>You're posting on /smg/

>你在/smg/发帖

Where did all go so wrong smigger?

smigger，这一切到底哪里出了大错？

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>>62550915

boredom and no wife is hell of a mix

无聊加没老婆真是要命的组合

>>62550757

What are they going to do, put more lead in our water? Stupid chicoms.

他们能干啥，往我们水里多放点铅？傻逼共匪。

>>62550915

the markets are all i have

市场就是我的一切

>>62550919

Ain't that the truth :_:

谁说不是呢 :_:

>>62550922

Not true, you have us, your smiggers <3

不对，你有我们，你的smiggers <3

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>>62550924

>Not true, you have us, your smiggers <3

>不对，你有我们，你的smiggers <3

True. My frens

对。我的朋友们

>>62550915

Unrefined autism in my case

我这边是未精炼的自闭症

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>>62550915

Gf is taking a nap

女朋友在睡午觉

We went to chilis earlier

我们之前去了Chilis

She says she’ll blow me later as a thank you for putting together some furniture

她说晚点会给我口一下，谢谢我组装家具

We’ll see. Get your predictions in now

等着看吧。现在可以下注了

>>62550930

Lucky guy

幸运的家伙

>>62550930

>Cucked sexually frustrated bf

>被绿而且性欲受挫的男友

>Transactional sex withholder gf

>交易式性爱扣留女友

At tale as old as time.

老掉牙的套路了。

I think you'll get your dick wet but her heart won't be in it and you might not bust financially speaking.

我觉得你能爽到，但她不会真心，而且你可能会在钱上打水漂。 ﹚ 因为他是反联储主席。

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>>62550903

Because he's the anti fed fed chairman.

因为他是反美联储的美联储主席。

>>62550930

>She says she’ll blow me later as a thank you for putting together some furniture

>她说晚点会给我口一下，谢谢我组装家具

if she blows you for putting together some ikea shit 100% sure that she is in the 4 digits on the blowing streak

如果她因为你装个宜家玩意儿就给口，那她绝对已经是四位数战绩的口活老手了

>>62550172

I did the same thing this year. Burnt out from working and quit my job. I converted all investments into JEPQ. It has a high dividend yield (11%) and pays out monthly. I'm getting around 5k a month from the divvies, covering all bills and expenses. I've been selling put vertical spreads for added income. Go for it, anon.

我今年也这么干了。工作累到崩溃然后辞职。我把所有投资转成了JEPQ。股息率高（11%）而且按月发。我每月从分红拿大约5k，覆盖所有账单和开销。我还在卖看跌垂直价差来增加收入。上吧，anon。

this entire thread is goy slop

这整个帖都是韭菜饲料

>>62550958

no cap? fr?

没吹牛？真的假的？

>>62550930

i'm putting 30 cents on her not blowing you

我押30美分她不会口

anyone want to take the opposite?

有人来对赌吗？

>>62550849

Post timeframe (you won't)

发个时间线（你不敢）

>>62550965

nah she's definitely not blowing him

不，她绝对不会给他口的

>>62550930

I'll blow you

我来给你口

>>62550954

Incredibly based. The JEP* funds have been kind of a guiding light for me in the past years. I'm always doing napkin math on when my Robinhood poorfolio will let me actually pay rent, actually pay groceries, and so forth under full divvy allocation. And it looks like it's possible - you CAN get a couple grand out of them each month.

非常硬核。JEP*基金这几年对我来说就像一盏指路明灯。我老是在算草稿，看我的Robinhood穷逼组合什么时候能真付房租、真买菜，然后全部分红分配。看起来是可能的——你确实能每月从它们里拿几千块。

I wouldn't be confident to try and survive swinging leveraged shares or selling options or whatever, even though I've made money doing those schemes. But collecting dividends is around the right speed.

我可没信心去玩高杠杆的股票波动或者卖期权之类的，虽然我也靠这些套路赚过钱。但收股息这个节奏差不多刚好。

>>62550766

Time to load up on XLE

是时候加仓XLE了。

>>62550930

I would probably break up with her on the spot if I had a gf that made sex transactional like that. Never put up with that shit. I'm bearish on your relationship.

要是我女朋友把性搞得跟交易一样，我当场就分手。这种事绝对不能忍。我看好你俩分手的行情。

I'm fucked on Monday I think

我觉得周一我要完蛋了。

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BROS LOOK AT HYPER MICRON

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>>62550999

Nice digits, damn why she kinda?

数字挺好看的，卧槽她怎么有点……？

And are you long or short, shawty?

那你到底是做多还是做空，小妞？

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>>62550757

Georgia and Michigan have water systems?

佐治亚和密歇根有自来水系统？

>>62551002

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK

I DIDN'T SLURP ENOUGH ON FRIDAY

I THOUGHT WE WOULD DUMP MONDAY

KOSPI REVERSE CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

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>>62550999

Checked and would

查过了，我会做。

>>62551007

>the hand with the hat

>那只戴帽子的手

lmao kekeronis

哈哈哈笑死我了。

>>62551013

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>>62550337

uhl markets are heavily manipulated. I got into uhl in January and made some money but Trump and his family have been very effective holding the prices down limiting producer profits. My tanker stocks rose but it seems their rise was also restricted. I am holding and buying a little more on the dips but not sure how long the price manipulatoin can continue. With the war escalating the prices are going to explode just dont know when.

石油市场被操纵得很厉害。我一月份进场做石油，赚了点钱，但特朗普和他家人一直很有效地压着价格，限制生产商的利润。我的油轮股涨了，但看起来涨幅也受限制。我拿着仓位，跌的时候再买一点，但不知道这种价格操纵能持续多久。战争升级的话价格肯定会爆，就是不知道什么时候。

>>62550862

>paid truth social screaming starts this week

>这周花钱雇的truth social嚎叫开始了

By far the most important. Trump is going to do something crazy or chicken out and announce a deal on truth social and as a sales pitch for his api. He will probably keep doing it until enough people buy api access. The next few weeks are going to be choppy and Jewish.

这绝对是最重要的。特朗普要么搞点疯狂的事，要么临阵退缩，在Truth Social上宣布协议，顺便推销他的API。他大概会一直这么干，直到够多人买API权限为止。接下来几周会很动荡，而且很犹太。

>>62550410

live in the moment

活在当下。

>>62550757

Reminder that the WEF a few years ago did a "training event" discussing a potential global banking shutdown due to hacking events.

提醒一下，世界经济论坛几年前搞过一次“演练”，讨论全球银行因黑客事件停摆的场景。

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>>62551060

tech covid happening? how do we profit off this

科技版新冠要来了？我们怎么靠这个赚钱？

>>62551063

vaccinate your bank accounts

给你们的银行账户打疫苗。

>>62551065

so their financial hearts explode with blood clots? okay thanks fraudci

所以他们的金融心脏会因为血栓爆掉？谢谢啊，福奇大妈。

AMFN chads. Initial test at Texas Tech University was successful, which validated the ignition, plasma containment and switching systems, with successful fusion reaction and formation of a plasma. Zero radiation emissions were detected.

AMFN的猛男们。德州理工大学的初步测试成功了，验证了点火、等离子体约束和切换系统，聚变反应成功，等离子体形成了。零辐射泄漏。

Next stage of testing over the coming weeks will be in sustaining pulsed plasma generation to power electricity induction.

接下来几周的下一阶段测试是维持脉冲等离子体发电，用来驱动电力感应。

This lottery ticket might pay off after all.

这张彩票搞不好真能中。

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Scott Bussy wants the market to frontrun the "japanese bailout" by with that fake leak note. Also they want to use Euros, not Dollars, to buy Yen when it really comes to the point. They are afraid to print new Dollars.

斯科特·贝森特想通过那条假泄密消息让市场提前炒作“日本救助计划”。而且他们真到那一步的时候想用欧元买日元，而不是美元。他们怕印新美元。

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>>62551072

im sorry but that shit is a scam

抱歉，但那玩意儿就是骗局。

>weekend futures were trendin down until 3 hours, now going back up because Trump is doing nothing once again lol

>周末期货一直跌，直到三小时前，现在又涨回去了，因为特朗普又一次啥都没做，笑死。

lmao this guy, Baron must have a Hyperliquid account.

哈哈这人，巴伦肯定有Hyperliquid账户。

>>62551072

Stocks like this are retard rockets. They’re not really in play if everything’s not pumping. I know it rallied a bit recently but I think most redditors will be underwater by next week.

这类股票就是傻逼火箭。如果大盘没有全线拉升，它们其实没什么戏。我知道最近涨了一点，但我猜下周大多数Reddit用户会被套牢。

>>62551039

Oil chadjeets,,,,,,,,,trump pump on Monday,,,,,,we get richer thanks to Trump's warmongering

石油猛男们，，，，，，周一特朗普拉盘，，，，，，都怪特朗普的好战，我们变富了。

>>62551111

Checked.

>>62550104

>smigger

Line only goes up

线只会往上走。

keep your faggot shit off the bake, faggot

你他妈别把那些娘炮玩意儿带上烘焙区，傻逼。

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I took profits today. Or, at least, on Monday when my sell order goes through. Beer might have influenced that decision.

我今天落袋为安了。或者，至少周一行情单成交时算。可能是啤酒影响了这个决定。

I just need to make sure my emergency fund is fully funded when this impending bubble bursting happens.

我只需要确保当这波泡沫破裂时，我的应急基金是满的。

>>62550947

totally dude. i'm sure he'll do something different than the rest of them

完全同意老兄。我敢肯定他会干点跟其他人不一样的事。

>>62551108

>>62551111

If it's a scam, why are they publishing videos of the experiments next week?

如果是骗局，他们干嘛下周还要发布实验视频？

>>62551111

Roggeds are cool

Roggeds挺酷的。

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>>62551073

The most obviously fake note I’ve ever seen.

这是我见过最假的一张纸条。

>TO DO

>UNDERLINE IT

>BUY JAPANESE YEN

are they fucking kidding? Is the world really this retarded?

他们他妈的在开玩笑吗？这世界真的蠢成这样？

>>62551145

>FX trader for 7000 years

>7000年的外汇交易员

>TO DO

>BUY JAPANESE YEN (JPY)

In case he forgets the ticker.

以防他忘了股票代码。

>>62551145

yes it's a fake note. because they are going to get everyone else to bailout jpy.

对，是假纸条。因为他们想让所有人来给日元兜底。

>>62551134

I sawed a rocket body float by brightly last night (mag 2.2)

昨晚我看到一个火箭残骸亮闪闪地飘过（视星等2.2） ⁠⟡ 我喜欢周围有快的东西，星星动得太慢了

I like having FAST things around stars dont move enough

我喜欢周围有快速移动的东西，星星动得不够快

swoosh!

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>>62551153

Very cool. Were you tracking it or did you just happen to see it by chance?

挺酷的。你是追踪到了还是碰巧看到的？

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>>62551145

>Is the world really this retarded?

>这世界真的蠢成这样？

doesn't really matter if you can just smash the ask

只要你能直接砸盘，这其实无所谓

>>62551039

>sales pitch

>推销话术

they already did the first one i tihnk the week before last? big intraday move out of nowhere and i remember seeing it was actually caused by a truth social even though it was very obvious that it had no tangible implication. tried to find it just now but i can't remember

他们第一次已经干过了，我觉得是前两周？突然来个超大的盘中波动，我记得其实是因为Truth Social上的消息，虽然很明显没啥实质影响。刚才想找一下但记不清了。

I messed up on shorting spacx. sold my short positions during a fake pump and didn't get back in. also, expected it to pump after the first date for the spaceship test and missed out on a 5% pre-market dump. :(

我做空SPACX搞砸了。在假拉升时卖掉了空头仓位，没再进场。另外，本来预期飞船首次试飞日期后会拉升，结果错过了5%的盘前跳水。:(

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>>62551181

And?

>>62551181

i wouldn't stress over it. I think there will be another little pump here soon to re-enter. There's still a ton of downside.

别太纠结了。我觉得很快会有个小拉升让你重新进场。下行空间还大着呢。

>>62551186

I want to share that i'm sad and upset.

我想说说我很难过很沮丧。

ANYONE ELSE WITNESSING THIS

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>>62551181

I didn’t see so many inverse etfs for a single stock.

我从没见过单只股票有这么多反向ETF。

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>Trump: USA armed and prepared to confront Iran - Truth Social#

>特朗普：美国武装并准备对抗伊朗 - Truth Social#

>Trump: i agreed to call off strike on Iran, adds Trump

>特朗普：我同意叫停对伊朗的打击，特朗普补充道

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>>62551197

hooly shit the TACO bull pump is reving its engine, SPY to 800 by september

我草，TACO多头拉升在发动了，SPY九月前上800

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>>62551197

yeah Trump few minutes ago called off the attacks.

是啊，特朗普几分钟前叫停了攻击。

ivebeen thinking now that mu is RECOVERING* (over the weekend LMAO) this is ai business is the perfect time for hedgefunds to conduct a financial like pirahnas

我一直在想，现在MU在恢复*（周末的时候，笑死），这个AI业务正是对冲基金像食人鱼一样搞金融战的好时机

basically, just like that leopold fellow that got BTFO, they can all create alliances and corporate espionage to exclude 1 or 2 of their "targets" at a time and create scenarios where their targets get liquidated with no survivors only for the conspirators to swoop in and carve up the corpse

基本上，就像那个被爆打的Leopold那家伙一样，他们可以结成联盟搞企业间谍活动，一次排除一两个“目标”，制造出货被清仓无人幸存的局面，然后共谋者冲进来瓜分尸体

>>62551166

Just got lucky this time, it was too bright not to notice. heavens-above helped me find out later it was a rocket body up there for 60+ years. you see any cool rockets lately

这次纯属运气好，太亮了没法不注意。后来用heavens-above查了发现是个60多年的火箭残骸。你最近看到什么酷火箭没？

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>>62551205

financial war* like piranhas

金融战*像食人鱼一样

>>62551201

>>62551200

>>62551197

wtf youre telling me the only reason semis dumped off is because of the war? can trump fucking just stop with his bullshit and end the war

我操，你是在告诉我半导体跌只是因为战争？特朗普能不能他妈别废话了结束战争

it benefits no one

对谁都没好处

omegakek oil baggies

笑死，石油多头又套牢了

>>62551145

he also mentioned (JPY) in parens so you don't mix it up with another currency

他还用括号标了（日元），这样你就不会跟别的货币搞混了

and yes, the world really is this retarded

对，这世界就是这么傻逼

>>62550104

BREAKING NOOOOOOOZE TROOMP SAYS THEY GOT A DEAL WITH EYE-RAN THIS IS THE SIGNAL SELL YOUR OIL STOCKS

>>62551195

this is a 2400 dollar stock that’s worth 800 dollars

这是一只2400美元的股票，实际只值800美元

>>62551213

> trading over the weekend

> 周末交易

>>62551219

PREPARE YOUR ORDERS NOW FAGOT NOW NOW NOW COME MONDAY OPEN DON'T BE A BAG HODLING FAAGOOOT

WOW LOOK AT IT GO

DEATH TO HEDGE FUNDS (when im in)

干死对冲基金（当我在场的时候）

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>>62551213

What deal? There is no deal, it's just the US doing nothing again. Could you imagine how this war looked like if the US didn't have bases in europe and middle east? Like 2 years of preparation or what

什么协议？没有协议，就是美国又一次啥也没干。你能想象如果没有美国在欧洲和中东的基地，这场战争会是什么样吗？大概要准备两年还是啥的

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>>62551226

PERIMETERS, NEW FRAMEWORK

wow i wonder if monday is going to be EXACTLY the same as this monday. that'd be nuts.

哇，我真想知道周一是会不会跟这周一完全一样。那可太刺激了。

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>>62551222

trips of truth

真相之旅

Attention all smiggers,

所有斯密格们注意了，

I just had sex for this first time in 5 years.

我5年来第一次做了爱。

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

that is all

就这些

>>62551237

what race and weight was she

她什么种族多重啊

>>62551237

WAS SHE BLACK

>>62551225

TROOMP SAYS HE'S HOLDING OFF ON OBLITERATING HIGH-RAN THERE WILL BE A DEAL ANNOUNCED AND THE OIL WILL FLOW SELL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLL

>>62551226

this is beyond comedy at this point kek

到这会儿已经不只是好笑了好吧 kek

>>62551237

did you chuck berry her?

你给她来了个查克·贝里吗？

>>62551237

just so you know, if it was a man then that's gay.

顺便说一下，如果那是个男的，那就是基佬。

>>62551226

I watched this vid yesterday and at this part I thought of Trump. He's like Ramses

我昨天看了这个视频，看到这段我想到了特朗普。他就像拉美西斯

https://youtu.be/828s2TfHTDo?si=6Om_tcXDfmpywqhl&t=1134

He taco'd

他塔可了

taco on a sunday makes me nervous though

但周日搞塔可让我有点紧张

he usually does it right before open

他通常都是开盘前干的

there's plenty of room (>24h) to untaco this now

现在有足够多的时间（>24小时）来解除塔可了

>>62551207

Nah, I think I have too much light pollution where I am to see anything cool in the sky. I did see lightning strike through my window last week. It looked like giant sparks flew up, but I don't know if that was a reflection or illusion or something.

不，我觉得我这边的光污染太重了，看不到天上什么好东西。不过我上周确实看到闪电打到了窗外。看起来像是巨大的火花飞起来，但我不知道那是反光还是错觉什么的。

>>62551226

Is it real this time bros? Are we all gonna wagmi?

这次是真的吗兄弟们？我们全都成富翁吗？

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>>62550104

TDOT calls

TDOT看涨期权

https://www.parity.io/blog/a-note-from-gavin-wood

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gavin-effect-polkadot-became-profitable-113526998.html

>>62551237

I haven't had sex in over 2 months

我已经两个多月没做过爱了

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>>62551237

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>62551237

lets gooooooooooooo sirs

冲啊啊啊啊啊啊啊先生们

>>62551237

Nice one bro, hopefully she wasnt fat.

干得好兄弟，希望她不胖。

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>>62551253

Sauce?

MONDAY PUMP

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is there any decent chance of finding a decent girl at 29 besides a fat girl or a single mom? Or should I resign myself to my fate and take the mail order bride pill and get foreign girl who divorces me after she gets her green card? Financially speaking?

29岁还有啥正经机会找到个像样的姑娘吗，不是胖子就是单亲妈妈那种？还是我应该认命，走邮购新娘路线，找个拿了绿卡就跟我离婚的外国妹子？从财务角度来说？

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>>62551238

>what race and weight was she

> 她什么种族多重啊

>>62551239

>WAS SHE BLACK

>>62551247

>if it was a man then that's gay

> 如果那是个男的，那就是基佬

>>62551285

>hopefully she wasnt fat.

> 希望她不胖。

Mulatto, 47, FEMALE, THICK, NICE FEET, FREDERICK DOUGLAS HAIRCUT, TRAVELING HEALTHCARE WORKER.

混血，47岁，女，壮实，脚好看，弗雷德里克·道格拉斯发型，旅行医疗工作者。

...

Definitely have done way worse... All in all I'm scoring myself an S- on the ITG scoring system. Definitely some work to get to that quad star rank

绝对搞过更差的……总体来说，按ITG评分系统我给自己打个S-。要到四星级别还得努力

>>62551294

get reasonably /fit/, move to california and marry an asian

练得差不多像点样，搬去加州找个亚洲人结婚

or move to east asia

或者搬到东亚去

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>>62551298

I'm already /fit/, I've been lifting since I was 18. Well groomed although I admit my /fa/shion is a little lackluster and could be improved. I'm a chud who couldn't afford to live in CoL in Cali nor could I stand the libshits there. I don't like yellows either and want my kids to be White like me. My net worth is ~200k and I make 42k after taxes.

我已经很健身了，18岁就开始举铁。打理得也不错，虽然我承认我的穿搭有点拉胯，还能改进。我是个穷逼，在加州那种生活成本活不起，也受不了那边的自由派垃圾。我也不喜欢黄种人，我想要我的孩子跟我一样是白人。我净资产大约20万，税后年入4.2万。

>>62551308

take the yellow pill or settle for a landwhale or single mom, financially speaking

吃黄丸，或者认命找个肥婆或单亲妈妈，从财务角度讲

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>>62551296

are you going to marry her now anon?

你现在要娶她了吗anon？

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>>62551329

no

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>>62551308

alright I'm going to let you in on a little secret because I like you anon.

行吧，我告诉你个小秘密，因为我喜欢你anon。

>TDLR

go get some country bumpkin. drive through some rural towns and find some young white women who are not toxic and still live with their parents.

去找点乡下姑娘吧。开车穿过一些农村小镇，找找那些不毒、还跟父母住在一起的年轻白人女孩。

>blog warning

>博客警告

they exist, mine cames from a family with 3 daughter. I traveled to Nebraska for a hunting trip on my uncle's land. he then hooked me up with his friends land to hunt on. after a couple days his friend invited me back to his house for dinner and drinks. we are chatting and sipping whiskey while the wife and daughters are making dinner. he finds out I work in the space industry and become fascinated. soon I am introduced to his daughters, which was funny because I was called a "real life rocket scientist" while his daughters were just like "dad you're drunk". these women are legit making fresh venison sausage on a hand cranked sausage machine. a decade later I'm married and 3 blong hair blue eyed kids and bonus land inheritance.

她们是存在的，我老婆就来自一个有三个女儿的家庭。我去内布拉斯加在我叔叔的地上打猎，他后来把我介绍到他朋友的地里打猎。过了几天，他朋友邀请我回他家吃晚饭喝酒。我们边聊边喝威士忌，他老婆和女儿在做晚饭。他发现我在航天行业工作，特别着迷。很快我就被介绍给他女儿们了，挺搞笑的是我被叫成“现实版火箭科学家”，他女儿们就只是说“爸你喝多了”。这些女人真的在用手摇灌肠机做新鲜鹿肉香肠。十年后我结婚了，三个金发蓝眼的孩子，还白赚了一块地继承。

>>62551348

>bonus land inheritance.

>白赚一块地继承。

*coughs* you married into it?

*咳* 你是入赘的？

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>>62551226

That's my quant

那是我的人生目标

>weekend oil -6%, under 80USD

>周末油价 -6%，跌破80美元

Oh god. Imagine the candles if this holds.

天哪。想想如果这能撑住，蜡烛图会多夸张。

>>62551326

dude I'd rather just die alone than have elliot rodger babies. Even if I were to explore that route, I'm not a SF egghead White guy who works in tech making 200k/year, I'm a peckerwood who dips and works for the fuzz. I couldn't pull a higher tier fair skinned Korean or Jap, I'd be stuck with a brown flat nosed SEA monkey from hank hill.

老哥，我宁愿孤独死也不想生艾略特·罗杰那种孩子。就算我想走那条路，我也不是旧金山那种搞技术年薪20万的呆子白人，我是个抽着烟、给条子干活的乡下货。我追不到高级白皮肤的韩国或日本妹子，只能困在跟黄脸扁鼻的东南亚猴子那儿。

>>62551348

I appreciate the response anon but,

匿名老哥，谢谢你的回复，但是，

>just be a rocket scientist and have an impressed dad hook you up with his daughter

>只要当个火箭科学家，让老丈人看得起你然后介绍女儿

C'mon man. And I live in rural NC. Obesity and geriatrics are rampant. Sure, there are country bumpkin gals, but most are already hitched at my age. I've had some family friends that tried to hook me up, but they all fell through. Honestly I think dating is harder in the boonies than the cities.

得了吧老哥。我住在北卡罗来纳乡下。肥胖和老年人到处都是。确实有乡下姑娘，但我这年纪大多都嫁了。我有一些家庭朋友试过给我牵线，但都黄了。老实说我觉得乡下约会比城里还难。

>>62551384

but I don't want to sound ungrateful. Am happy for you and your blond blue eyed babies anon. Congrats.

但我不想显得不知好歹。替你和你那金发蓝眼的孩子高兴，匿名老哥。恭喜。

What even is the bear case for semis/chips now? OpenAI/Antropic falling over? I can't think of anything else.

现在半导体/芯片的看空论调到底是什么？OpenAI/Anthropic要崩了？我想不出别的了。

>>62551390

>bear case

>看空理由

a chance that everything is a lie, the government is cooking their books, earnings are lies, every stats are fake just to keep the market propped up.

有可能一切都是假的，政府在造假账，盈利是谎言，所有数据都是假的，只是为了撑住市场。

>and im still heavy handed in chips

>而我还在重仓芯片

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>>62551371

Kek, oilies!!!

Kek，油哥们！！！

>>62551399

>everything

I think that's reaching. The idea that GOOG/AMZN/META/MSFT keep doubling down without actually seeing the returns and opportunity is going too far for me. And even if you take that stance it'd apply to Antropic/OpenAI even more, so it probably wouldn't make much of a difference as these two would be the clear weak links and biggest questions anyway.

我觉得那有点扯了。说GOOG/AMZN/META/MSFT在没看到实际回报和机会的情况下不断加码，这对我来说太过了。而且就算你持这个立场，对Anthropic/OpenAI更适用，所以可能区别不大，因为这两家本来就是明显的弱点和最大疑问。

>>62551384

spent some time between Franklin and Ashville. forget NC, shop west of the Mississippi. me working on rockets had very little to do with the outcome, he just wanted good men for his daughters. the biggest factor was just being able to provide, which it sounds like you could.

我在富兰克林和阿什维尔之间待过一阵子。别管北卡了，去密西西比河以西找。我做火箭跟结果没什么关系，他只是想给他女儿找好男人。最大的因素就是能养活家，听起来你也能做到。

> Iranian official: ‘Iran has not requested Trump not to attack’

>伊朗官员：“伊朗并未要求特朗普不要攻击”

so he just taco just to taco?

所以他只是卷个Taco纯粹为了卷吗？

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>>62551226

>mfw tech pumps on Monday on the strikes being cancelled despite the fact that it never went down in the first place

>mfw 周一科技股在打击被取消的消息下大涨，可事实上它压根就没跌过

It's all so tiresome.

这一切都让人疲惫不堪。

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>>62550206

Yeah it went down but it went down the least out of all other semi stocks. So you picked the right horse in the race.

是跌过，但跟其他半导体股比它跌得最少。所以你赛马选对了马。

Unless someone decides MU should catch up with the rest, which is exactly what happened to me with ALAB and I took a massive loss

除非有人决定让美光跟上来补涨，我就是这样在ALAB上栽了，亏了一大笔

>>62551399

There is no bear case. People are just afraid that it’s a bubble because memory stocks have been in multiple bubbles in the past. And when you are up 300% you are looking for ANY reason to take profits

根本没有看空逻辑。大家就是怕这是个泡沫，因为存储股以前爆过好几次泡沫。而且当涨了300%的时候，你随便找什么理由都想先落袋为安

>>62550206

This post should be on the wiki page for equity bubbles as an explanation of how they end.

这个帖子应该被放进股市泡沫的维基百科词条里，作为解释泡沫如何终结的例子。

>>62551348

>>62551417

social media (instagram, snapchat and tiktok) ruined good women like that

社交媒体（Instagram、Snapchat和TikTok）把好女人都毁成这样了

>>62551456

that's called cyclicality, not a bubble

那叫周期性，不叫泡沫

>>62551427

My male friend looks like this

我男性朋友长这样

>>62550172

The only safe way to do this is to have about 3 million USD in schd

唯一安全的方法就是把大约300万美元放SCHD里

>>62551417

>spent some time between Franklin and Ashville

>在Franklin和Asheville之间待了一段时间

Beautiful country. I went to school at WCU. Some of my college roommates were from Franklin. Wish we stayed in touch. Still feel nostalgiac about the part of the state. But I moved back to the triad where my family's from.

风景很美。我在WCU上的学。有几个大学室友是Franklin来的。真希望我们还保持联系。还是对这地方挺怀念的。不过后来搬回了家人在的Triad那边。

>shop west of the Mississippi

>在密西西比河以西开店

Midwest seems kinda bland, but the rockies sound kino. I love to ski and snowboard. But why the suggestion, would it be for the girls or economic reasons?

中西部感觉有点平淡，但落基山听上去很绝。我超爱滑雪和单板。但为啥这么建议，是为了女人还是经济原因？

>he just wanted good men for his daughters. the biggest factor was just being able to provide, which it sounds like you could.

>他只是想给女儿找好男人。最大的标准就是能养家，听起来你完全没问题。

I see where you're coming from. And yeah I think I could, I've done pretty well for myself all things considered. Probably could've wound up with half a mil by now if I got outta crypto and in the AI trade sooner. But it what it is. I'm ready to find a lover and settle down man. I really want some sons of my own.

我懂你的意思。而且我觉得我能做到，总的来说我自己也混得挺不错。如果早点从加密币出来杀进AI行情，现在估计都半百万了。不过也就这样了。我准备好找个伴安定下来了兄弟。我真的很想要自己的儿子。

>>62551326

>zipper on the butt

>屁股上拉链

>>62551348

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAC5J2qgS90&t=70s

Let's keep this ceasefire for 2 weeks so that tech can recover.

让这停火维持两周，好让科技股喘口气。

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>>62550342

Shoulda said sneeddisk to 5k, thanks for nothin'

该说Sneed盘到5000了，谢谢啊毛都没给

>>62551543

Damn bros, he's saving the world single handedly. I voted for this.

我靠兄弟们，他一个人拯救世界。我就投的这个。

>>62551543

save us trump

救救我们吧特朗普

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>>62551326

>zipper on the head

>头上拉链

infinite fusing

无限熔合

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>>62551589

uhm wtf

呃这啥鬼

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>>62551543

I unfollowed this guy. He just says stuff, over and over. Blablabla

我取关这人了。他就翻来覆去说那些废话，啰嗦个没完。

>>62551543

now he tacos?

现在他还玩Taco？

after we lost everything.

等我们输光了一切之后。

what a dog

真是条狗

>>62551612

He was able to make a lot of money shorting though

不过他做空倒是赚了不少

>>62551326

I love asian women but god damn they have a diffferent level of difficulty.

我爱亚洲女人，但天哪她们的难度等级真不一样。

>>62551612

Someone in power got pissed off that their daughter became a camel fucker so now they will destroy the arabs and starve india to death

某个掌权的人生气了，因为自己女儿变成了个骆驼粉，所以他们要摧毁阿拉伯人，还要饿死印度人

>>62551622

One can dream

想想而已

>>62551543

I don't follow as much anymore, but hasn't has this same exact scenario happened for like 10 times already with little to no progress?

我现在不怎么关注了，但这种情况是不是已经上演了快十次了，结果几乎没啥进展？

>>62551630

Open hormussy=oil prices will rapidly be shorted back down to 70, battered stocks like chips and commodities like gold will have a little rally into august.

开放的荷尔蒙市场=油价会迅速被做空回70，像芯片这类被砸的股票和黄金这类大宗商品会在八月前小幅反弹。

Do you guys remember how Covid was already known in december via 4chan leaks

你们还记得新冠早在12月就通过4chan泄密被人知道了吗

>>62551630

>10 times of literally free money riding the pendulum

>十次几乎是白捡的钱，跟着钟摆来回摇摆

well, if it works

嗯，如果真有用的话

>>62551648

Yeah I remember hearing about covid on /v/ way before anything in the news about it. Someone kept posting pics of how it would spread rapidly through the whole world

是啊，我记得在新闻出来之前很久就在/v/上听说新冠了。有人一直发图说它会怎么快速传遍全世界

>>62551630

just shaking the free money tree

就是在摇钱树上猛摇

>>62550226

He lost money on AIslop instead of winning with OIL.

他在AI垃圾股上亏了钱，而不是靠石油赢。

lol lmao

哈哈哈 笑死

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>>62551630

its an infinite money glitch

这是无限刷钱的bug

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>>62551654

what if Oil is the same

如果石油也是呢

also kek SOXL

还有，草，SOXL

there are "people" who unironically bought this chart

有“人”是真的买进了这张图的

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>Biggest morons in the world get saved by trump

>全世界最蠢的傻逼被川普救了

Congrata baggies

恭喜你们这群接盘侠

>>62551836

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>>62551648

>>62551827

That's the same month the outbreak in Wuhan was reported. It wasn't considered an outbreak until January 2020. Don't go 9/11-prediction-level schizo.

那和武汉疫情报道是同一个月。2020年1月之前它还不算爆发。别搞成911预言级别的精神病了。

>>62551836

It's pretty temping to ride the recovery, but I'm staying out of leverage out of principle.

跳进复苏行情挺诱人的，但我原则上不碰杠杆。

>>62551849

We all knew it happening. Nobody predicted how hard they would go after it with full on lockdown but we already knew that there would be some rules about it. I thought we would follow the same procedures from when we had some other flu type disease going on so I prepared myself and people around me for that.

我们都知道这事会发生。没人预测到他们会搞这么狠的全封闭，但我们也早知道会有一些规则。我以为会按照以前那些流感类疾病时的老套路走，所以给自己和身边人准备好了。

I remember calling my mom and telling her to stock up on some stuff and even imposed a soft lockdown before they made it mandatory.

我记得打电话给我妈让她囤点东西，甚至在官方强制之前就先软性封了自己。

>>62551869

We were told to maintain some social distancing before the lockdown.

封锁前他们就叫我们保持社交距离了。

There's a new thread btw

对了，有新帖了

>>62551603