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its saturday morning. i'm already stoned. how do i get the most out of my weeken

现在是周六早上。我已经抽高了。怎么把周末最大化利用?

4chan /biz/ · Anonymous · 2026-08-01 16:29 · 7 帖 · 原文 ↗

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#1 its saturday morning. i'm already stoned. how do i get the most out of my weeken / 现在是周六早上。我已经抽高了。怎么把周末最大化利用?
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 16:29

its saturday morning. i'm already stoned. how do i get the most out of my weekend and make it before monday?

现在是周六早上。我已经嗨了。怎么把周末利用到极致,还能在周一前搞定事情?

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#2 No.62549934
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 16:33

>>62549926

you could start small like sucking dick for your next joint instead of buying it and losing capital

你可以从小处开始,比如为了下一根大麻烟去吸屌,而不是花钱买然后损失本金

#3 No.62550056
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 17:13

>>62549926

ai crypto

AI加密货币

#4 No.62550836
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 22:45

>>62549926

If you're stoned, you've already lost the day.

你要是嗨了,这一天就已经废了。

#5 No.62550977
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 23:52

>>62549926

suck 1,000,000 dicks for 1 dollar each

每个一美元,吸一百万个屌。

>>62550836

then i lose errday lmao

然后我天天输 笑死

#6 No.62550982
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 23:56

>>62550836

if you are too weak to be productive while being stoned, then yeah, you shouldn't get stoned.

如果你抽高了就没法好好干活,那确实不该抽。

#7 No.62550998
Anonymous · 2026-08-02 00:04

>>62550982

i took my SATs stoned. i got a bachelors in mechanical engineering stoned. i do my job stoned every day. thank god for marijuana. the one bad thing marijuana did to me was made me slightly more horny than usual but i attribute my decent sexual history to hat.

我吸毒考SAT的。我吸着毒拿到机械工程学士学位。我每天吸毒上班。谢天谢地有大麻。大麻唯一让我不爽的就是让我比平时更色一点,但我把我还算不错的性生活史归功于它。

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