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Have any of y'all considered Jihadmaxxing your investment portfolio? Didn't even

你们有没有考虑过用圣战最大化你的投资组合?想都没想

4chan /biz/ · Anonymous · 2026-08-01 01:06 · 8 帖 · 原文 ↗

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#1 Have any of y'all considered Jihadmaxxing your investment portfolio? Didn't even / 你们有没有考虑过用圣战最大化你的投资组合?想都没想
Anonymous · 2026-08-01 01:06

Have any of y'all considered Jihadmaxxing your investment portfolio? Didn't even know that shit was an option desu

你们有没有考虑过用圣战方式操作投资组合?我甚至不知道还能这么玩,desu

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785546371953617.jpg

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Anonymous · 2026-08-01 01:07

>>62548548

details for those curious

好奇的人看细节

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785546433344560.jpg

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Anonymous · 2026-08-01 01:08

>>62548548

if there was a market cap weighted total stock market index fund that divested from all companies that support israel I would move all my money into it.

如果有一个按市值加权的全市场指数基金,撤资所有支持以色列的公司,我会把所有钱都投进去。

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Anonymous · 2026-08-01 01:54

I saw the world y'all and only opened this thread to post this image

我看清了这个世界,开这帖子就是为了发这张图

图片: https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1785549282866480.jpg

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Anonymous · 2026-08-01 02:57

That won't help abduls on this board though. Post jihad recruitment ads so these abduls and mammadous can break free and fulfill their destiny

这对板上的阿卜杜勒们没帮助。发圣战招募广告吧,让这些阿卜杜勒和马马杜们挣脱束缚、完成他们的天命

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Anonymous · 2026-08-01 03:15

>>62548548

Durka durka Mohammed jihad!

杜卡杜卡穆罕默德圣战!

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Anonymous · 2026-08-01 04:13

>>62548553

You can already just manually invest into those 3 failing businesses, timmy

你已经可以直接手动投那三家快倒闭的公司了,蒂米

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Anonymous · 2026-08-02 03:08

>>62548548

Is Polkadot kosher

Polkadot是清真吗

https://x.com/Polkadot/status/2083252637911359732

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