/smg/ - stock market general

Stonk Edition

股票版

>Educational sites:

>教育网站：

https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:

>财经电视直播流：

https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:

https://www.tradingview.com

https://www.finscreener.com

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:

https://finviz.com/

https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com

https://optionstrat.com/

https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:

>盘前和实时数据：

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:

https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Best Investing:

>最佳投资：

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/VTI/

>Misc:

https://www.financialjuice.com/home

https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers

https://market24hclock.com/

https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

https://brokerchooser.com/

https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Lookin' nice

看起来不错

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> futures

>期货

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>>62547722

I wonder what happens when it hits zero?

我想知道它跌到零的时候会怎样？

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>>62547722

crazy how we're probably net down 2 billion barrels of oil before this is over in best case scenario

真疯狂，就算最乐观的情况下，这事儿结束前我们可能净亏20亿桶石油

unironically the spr will hit the bottom this year, commercial crude inventories bottomed out, even china will have to eat a big chunk of their oil horde by eoy if they don't want to pay high prices for murban

说真的，战略石油储备今年会见底，商业原油库存已经触底了，连中国如果不想为murban付高价，年底也得吃掉他们大部分石油储备

>>62547722

We are going to get the biggest oil crisis in history at the same time as the biggest tech bubble in history. It's going to be legendary.

我们会同时迎来史上最大的石油危机和史上最大的科技泡沫。那会非常传奇。

>>62547747

>We are going to get the biggest oil crisis in history at the same time as the biggest tech bubble in history. It's going to be legendary.

>我们会同时迎来史上最大的石油危机和史上最大的科技泡沫。那会非常传奇。

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>>62547738

Nah, as usual Y axis is misleading, but it's bad nonetheless. Still, it can go on as it is for many more months. But either way you can't go to zero, stock can't go to zero, flux can't go to zero, so the boat will rock sometime in that chart before it hits the limit

不，跟往常一样Y轴有误导性，但不管怎样还是很糟。不过，它还能这样继续好几个月。但不管怎样你不可能跌到零，股票不可能归零，流量不可能归零，所以在那张图触及极限之前，总会有波动

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>>62547750

>>We are going to get the biggest oil crisis in history at the same time as the biggest tech bubble in history. It's going to be legendary.

>>我们会同时迎来史上最大的石油危机和史上最大的科技泡沫。那会非常传奇。

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I find this market very perplexing.

我觉得这个市场太令人困惑了。

The low IQ/bot shilled glow explanation is Korea/AI.

低智商/机器人刷屏的夸张解释是韩国/人工智能。

The high IQ knower explanation is burning off dollars to curtail inflation by rugging so that the fed doesn’t have to take the heat for it.

高智商知情者的解释是，通过拉地毯烧钱来抑制通胀，这样美联储就不用背锅了。

I am sure neither of these are the real explanation, but I still don’t have any idea what it is and my research hasn’t gotten me anywhere.

我敢肯定这两种都不是真正的解释，但我还是一点头绪都没有，我的研究也没查出什么来。

It’ll be something to do with the dollar possibly, but I don’t know what that might be.

可能跟美元有关，但我不知道具体是什么。

Beyond doubt this market still in government hands.

毫无疑问，这个市场还在政府掌控中。

Why they want it like it is is hard to discern.

他们为什么想要这样，很难看透。

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>>62547750

>but what if...

>但万一...

it wont.

不会的。

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>>62547755

Forget bitcoin. All you had to do to become rich was buying a random run down warehouse during covid, stocking up barrels when they were basically free and selling them in 2027 at 200 a barrel.

别管比特币了。你想发财，只需在疫情期间买一个破旧的仓库，在桶几乎免费时囤积，然后在2027年以每桶200美元卖掉。

just called my landlord a nigger infront of his wife lol

刚在他老婆面前叫我房东黑鬼，笑死

>>62547750

>>62547757

>>62547773

chuds are in control

红脖子们掌控着呢

>>62547773

Is he black or a white boomer from minnesota?

他是黑人还是明尼苏达的白人老登？

just fucked my nigger landlord infront of my wife lol

刚在我老婆面前操了我那黑鬼房东，笑死

>>62547763

well apparently you don't follow the news at all so that's pretty smart of you at least

好吧，显然你根本不看新闻，所以你至少挺聪明的

>>62547777

checked but you're still a faggot boss

查过了，但你他妈还是死基佬老板

I think I'm gonna long a JMKE giant club sub tonight

我今晚打算做多一根JMKE巨型俱乐部子

>>62547769

based.

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I love how easy you can weed out the retards just by asking them what they think of the national debt.

我喜欢你只要问他们对国债的看法，就能轻松筛掉那些白痴。

>>62547800

its irrelevant always has been

无关紧要，从来都是

>>62547800

I'm going to recommend an approach that we here at Ramsey Solutions call the debt snowball.

我要推荐一个我们Ramsey Solutions的方法，叫做债务雪球。

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>>62547763

>why they want it this way

>他们为什么想要这样

I imagine (The FED) wants to place (The Powers That Be) in a state so desperate, they'll accept any cure from any master that appears from the mist.

我想（美联储）是想让（掌权者）处于一个极其绝望的状态，这样他们会接受任何从迷雾中出现的救世主提供的任何疗法。

With that in hand, them trying to be sly with their hand on the scales, makes sense. Overt action would reveal them, and lead to undesirable actions. Atleast it lines up alot with how things worked out in Japan, with the BoJ getting its freedom due to meddling.

这样的话，他们试图在秤上动手脚耍滑头就说得通了。公开行动会暴露他们，导致不良后果。至少这跟日本的情况挺吻合的，日本央行因干预而获得了獨立性。

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>>62547777

SHOWED THAT LANDBUCK WHAT'S WHAT!

Apologize.

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>>62547806

the debt snowball is fucking retarded, just pay off the highest interest rate first and work backwards from there boss.

债务雪球他妈的是弱智策略，老板，先还最高利率的债，然后从后往前还才对。

>>62547750

They have complete control of every market. They won't let it crash

他们对每个市场都有完全控制权。他们不会让它崩的。

>>62547800

National debt expressed in % of the GDP is and has always been a fucking meme. you're supposed to compare a debt to the flux of income AND the actual assets. Not just with the flux of income. What kind of fucking joo decided that.

国债占GDP的比例从来就是个笑话。你应该把债务跟收入流量还有实际资产比，不是光跟收入流量比。这他妈是哪个犹太佬决定的。

Like, you go to the bank to get a mortgage, of course the bank is looking at the flux and the stock. And you get to take a 500% debt compared to your income flux anyway.

就像你去银行贷款买房，银行当然看收入流量和股票。而且你还能拿到比收入流量高500%的债务。

Heck, fucking Tim Apple with his 1$ symbolic salary couldn't even take a mortgage by that metric lmao. But of course he can, because the bank will look at what he actually owns, not his 1$ salary.

靠，他妈的蒂姆·苹果拿1美元象征性工资，按那个标准连房贷都拿不到，笑死。但他当然能拿到，因为银行看他实际拥有的资产，不是他那1美元工资。

Shit is fucking fucktarded, and the masses fall for it.

这玩意儿他妈智障到极点，而大众还信了。

Like, somehow the land is fucking zero, the ports are fucking zero, the buildings are fucking zero, the infrastructure is fucking zero, the resources are fucking zero. And I’m not even taking the immaterial into account. How much is, I dunno, the Coliseum in Rome or the fucking palace of Versailles? In don't know but what I know is it's not fucking zero

就是说，土地他妈的是零，港口他妈的是零，建筑他妈的是零，基础设施他妈的是零，资源他妈的是零。我还没把非物质的东西算进去呢。多少？我不知道，罗马斗兽场或者凡尔赛宫值多少？我不知道，但我知道绝对不是零。

It's fucking retarded.

这他妈就是智障。

Trump quote from today’s live broadcast cabinet meeting at Camp David. From listening to the schizo-babble I think he’s escalating over the weekend?

这是特朗普今天在戴维营内阁会议直播上的讲话。听他那胡言乱语，我感觉他这周末是要升级事态吗？

>Iran has no navy - no ships, actually their ships are at the bottom of the ocean. We put them there. They have no airforce - no planes. No drones and missiles. Well, some drones and missiles - soon they’ll have none. Iran, it’s a good thing they call it “Iran” because they’ve been running alright - oh they’ve been running. And they’ll continue to run - we’re gonna make em run like nobodys ever, nobody in the history of the world actually has ever had to run like we’re making them run. You know people call me and they say “mr president, we’ve never seen anyone have to run like this” really. We’ve looked at the numbers or, we’re looking at the numbers and it’s true. It’s true, nobody has ever run like “Iran” is running right now. And they’re gonna continue having to run. In the history of the world - I have to repeat myself because the lying fake news media, some of them are in the room with us, they don’t report on what I say. Well they report on what I say but not what I say that’s good. In the history of the entire world. Dinosaurs never even ran - even the ones that ran a lot - like Iran is running right now. Believe me, usain Bolt - remember him? The runner? Beautiful guy, athlete, big beautiful runner - so fast, so fast, the fastest - even he called me to tell me “sir I’ve seen some people run in my time but I’ve never seen anyone run like you’re making the people of Iran run - they’re gonna run like hell” - not all the people in Iran. Some of the people in Iran, good people, beautiful people, but they have some bad people making very bad decisions over there. Murderers, drug dealers, rapists. And we’re making them run and we’re gonna continue to make them run. Tomahawk missiles. Patriot missiles, they go so fast, 8,600 miles per hour

>伊朗没有海军——没有船，其实他们的船都在海底。是我们放下去的。他们没有空军——没有飞机。没有无人机和导弹。好吧，有些无人机和导弹——很快他们就啥也没有了。伊朗，幸好叫“伊朗”（跑），因为他们一直在跑——哦他们可没停过。他们会继续跑——我们要让他们跑到没人比得上，世界历史上从来没人得像我们逼的那样跑。你知道吗，有人打电话跟我说“总统先生，我们从没见过有人得跑成这样”，真的。我们看了数据，哦，我们在看数据，确实是真的。真没人像现在的“伊朗”这样跑过。而且他们还得继续跑。世界历史上——我得重复一遍，因为那些撒谎的假新闻媒体，有些就在我们这屋里，他们不报道我说的话。好吧他们是报道我说的话，但不报道我说得好听的那些。整个世界的史上。恐龙都没跑过——哪怕是那些跑得多的——像伊朗现在这样跑。相信我，尤塞恩·博尔特——记得他吗？那个跑者？很帅的人，运动员，又高又帅的跑者——跑得那么快，那么快，最快的——连他都打电话跟我说“先生，我这辈子见过不少人跑，但从没见过你逼着伊朗人民跑成那样——他们要跑疯了”——不是所有伊朗人。有些伊朗人，好人，漂亮的人，但他们那边有些坏人做了很糟糕的决定。杀人犯、毒贩、强奸犯。我们逼他们跑，我们还会继续逼他们跑。战斧导弹。爱国者导弹，飞得太快了，每小时8600英里。

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>>62547832

>an entire country is opening up credit lines to buy 100x leveraged tech shit

>整个国家都在开放信贷额度来买100倍杠杆的科技玩意儿

sounds a little iffy to me boss

老板，这听着有点不靠谱

>>62547835

>>62547835

To add insult to injury they just change the definition of what belongs to GDP depending on the cycle or what they need at a certain juncture. For example prostitution.

雪上加霜的是，他们还会根据经济周期或者他们某个时点的需要，来改GDP里包含什么的定义。比如卖淫。

stop dumping faggots holy shit

别他妈老说那个词了，操

>>62547835

Yeah bro Italy is gonna sell the coliseum to pay their debt. Are you even reading the bullshit you're typing?

哥们，意大利是要卖斗兽场还债吗？你在读你自己打的这些蠢话吗？

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_-5sVDhLoo&t=805s

didnt make it as a politician in Germany went to America to bancrupt his hedgefond

在德国没混上政坛，跑美国去把自己对冲基金搞破产了

this guy has the most nepobaby CV you can imagine

这家伙的简历简直是你能想象到的顶级拼爹模板

>>62547846

dont look.

别看。

>>62547800

Functionally speaking Trump believes in MMT, as will the Democrats soon as the DSA takes over. US monetary and debt policy will soon align with fringe euro leftists and it'll be epic

从功能上讲，特朗普信MMT那套，民主党等DSA掌权后也会一样。美国的货币和债务政策很快就会跟欧洲边缘左派接轨，那场面会非常震撼。

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>>62547851

Whether you want it or not, they can. Obviously that won't happen, but it remains a source of income, and an invaluable one. A source of income valued zero. But either way, shit can be sold. Greece sold ports.

不管你要不要，他们就是能卖。显然那不会发生，但它仍是一个收入来源，而且是个无价的来源。一个估值为零的收入来源。但不管怎样，东西总能卖。希腊卖了港口。

>>62547835

The moment you have to start selling things like land to pay off debts, you are pretty much already a failed state.

一旦你开始卖地这种资产来还债，那你基本上已经是个失败国家了。

>>62547837

Reads like hamfisted satire but I know that it's probably verbatim. I'm so tired.

读起来像拙劣的讽刺剧，但我知道这大概是逐字逐句的。我太累了。

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>>62547800

We spend on interest than on the military.

我们在利息上的支出比军费还多。

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>>62547854

Dont bully Leo

别欺负Leo。 ⌒ 说出来都痛，我打出来是逐字逐句的，还得不停暂停倒回去，因为我不敢相信我听到的。

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>>62547862

It pains me to say I typed it verbatim and kept having to pause and rewind because I couldn’t believe what I was hearing

我很痛苦地说，我是一字不差地打出来的，还得不停暂停回放，因为我不敢相信我所听到的。

>>62547866

*spend more on

*花更多在

Sorry my post had to take a budget cut in the word count department to pay for some debt servicing.

抱歉，我的帖子得在字数上砍预算，用来还点债息。

>>62547837

>You will never be a real greater power.

>你永远不会成为真正的大国。

>You have no ships, you have no missiles, you have no airforce. you have no drones.

>你没有舰船，没有导弹，没有空军。你没有无人机。

BWEAKING NEWS!!!

>US and Israel are preparing to bombard energy-related targets in Iran as soon as this weekend - CBS News

>美国和以色列准备最早这个周末轰炸伊朗能源相关目标 - CBS新闻

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MY PUTS ARE SAVED

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NIGGERS !!!

>The US continues to take on debt

>美国继续举债

>The US continues to ignore inflation.

>美国继续无视通胀。

>investors demand higher and higher interest for treasuries as their concerns rise

>投资者对国债要求越来越高的利率，因为他们的担忧在上升

>treasury yields rise which pushes up corporate bond lending/mortgages/everything else.

>国债收益率上升，推动企业债借贷/房贷/其他所有东西跟着涨。

>economy stalls out and takes a shit

>经济停滞并崩了

Can an MMT enthusiast explain why this WOULDN’T happen?

有MMT狂热粉能解释为什么这不会发生吗？

>>62547837

He is fucking gone.

他彻底完了。

>>62547876

>>62544779

"there is no edge on biz anymore"

“生意上已经没有优势了”

there is you just dont believe it

有，只是你不信而已。

>>62547876

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>>62547835

The problem is the deficit, we spend more money than we collect in taxes. We need cut spending and/or raise taxes, however nobody can get elected saying we're going to take your gibs and collect more taxes so there's no way to fix the actual issue boss.

问题在于赤字，我们花的比税收多。我们需要削减开支和/或加税，但没人能靠说“我要拿走你的救济金、多收税”当选，所以这根本问题没法解决，老板。

Buy GAW

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>>62547881

>Government secretly buys stocks to keep the ponzi going

>政府秘密买股票来维持庞氏骗局运行

You forgot this part

你漏了这部分。

>>62547886

i bought but my average price is 202 im raped i have a extra 30,000 sitting around im might just buy the "DIP"

我买了，但平均价是202块，被套惨了。我手头还有3万现金，可能就该买这个“低点”。

>>62547876

>and Israel

>还有以色列

God I hope iran gets obliterated

天哪，我希望伊朗被彻底打烂。

they deserve it for agreeing to any ceasefires before

他们活该，之前同意什么停火。

>>62547885

you know you can simply print money?

你知道你直接印钱就行了吗？

>>62547883

I’ve been in /smg/ since Tuesday telling everyone that after Bibi met Trump they would have one final exit scam pump, get the fed meeting out the way then launch the hardest assault yet on Iran over the weekend and that Spy would gap down hard on Monday

我星期二起就在/smg/那边跟所有人说，Bibi见过特朗普后，他们会来最后一波退出骗局的拉盘，把美联储会议搞定，然后周末对伊朗发动最狠的打击，周一SPY会大幅低开。

Perma-bulls called me a seething bear but I’m happy I have puts and shorts over the weekend that’s for sure

死多头骂我是个怨气满满的熊，但周末我有看跌期权和空单，我绝对爽了。

>>62547890

That creates inflation which is nothing more than just another tax in itself boss.

那会制造通胀，说白了那本身就是另一种税，老板。

>>62547887

I don’t see how that keeps treasury yields down

我看不出那怎么压得住国债收益率。

>>62547892

>final

lmao you're retarded. america is going to keep this going until trump is dead.

哈哈，你真是蠢。美国会一直这么玩下去，直到特朗普死。

This is going to be a weekend of self reflection.

这个周末好好反思一下吧。

The doubts will compound and the markets shall continue to dump.

疑虑会累积，市场将继续暴跌。

>>62547886

>Work as assistant at doctor's office.

>在医生办公室当助理。

>Man planet waddles in.

>大胖子星球人蹒跚走进来。

>He's too fat to fit in our waiting room chairs and too fat to weigh in. Scales display error on anything above 600 pounds.

>他胖得坐不下候诊室的椅子，也胖得称不了体重。超过600磅就显示错误。

>Wears a small backpack covered in WH40K pins and patches.

>背个小背包，上面全是战锤40K的徽章和贴布。

Visual pottery

视觉陶艺

>>62547893

doesn't matter

无所谓

money is not for storage of value anyway.

钱反正也不是用来储值的。

Hasnt been for over 50 years now

这50多年都不是了

>>62547800

Debt isn't real

债务不是真的

>>62547892

How can attacking Iran drive down spy exactly?

打伊朗怎么能压低间谍股价呢？

>>62547876

I hope I will be able to buy more leveraged inverse ETFs on pre market Monday.

我希望周一盘前能买到更多杠杆反向ETF。

I bought more today but not enough

我今天加了仓但不够多

>>62547866

imagine thinking that limbs were holding you back...

居然觉得肢体在拖累你...

>>62547902

Don't argue with baggot he is unironically retarded

别跟baggot吵，他是真傻逼

>>62547892

Yeah, I used to be like you, stupid as fuck and making bearish bets on geopolitical events... Guess what, the market doesn't give a fuck if we blow them the fuck up. Look at earnings, they're going up, market will rally on the good earnings and economic expansion boss.

是啊，我以前也像你一样，蠢得要死还赌地缘政治利空... 猜怎么着，市场根本不在乎我们把他们炸上天。看财报，都在涨，市场会跟着好财报和经济扩张反弹的，兄弟。

>>62547879

>War dictated on stocks' market tempo

>战争主导股市节奏

This is so gay I don't even have enough keys on my keyboard to express it properly. Never gonna win a war in these conditions, just sayin'

这太恶心了，我键盘上都没足够的键来表达。这种条件下永远赢不了战争，我就说一句

SPR to zero it is, then.

那战略石油储备直接清空吧。

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>>62547906

Straight of Hormuz goes from “closed unless you pay a toll or unless US escorts your ship through” to “any ship that enters will be blown to pieces”

霍尔木兹海峡从“不交过路费或没美军护航就别想通过”变成“任何进入的船都会被炸成碎片”

World economy craters

世界经济崩溃

Oil spikes to $200

油价飙到200美元

>>62547876

Taco fucking inbound

塔可饼他妈的马上就来

>AMD randomly dumped at the end of the day

>AMD尾盘莫名其妙暴跌

My average is $160 but holy fuck this feels bad. Tired of hedgies like Citadel trying to keep us working class poor.

我的均价是160美元，但他妈的感觉太差了。受够了像Citadel这样的对冲基金想让咱工人阶级一辈子穷下去。

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>>62547876

>There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.

>有讨论试图在周一金融市场开盘前敲定结论，因为担心轰炸对美国和全球经济的影响，但终点没定下来。

>>62547911

Now you just molest kids according to the previous thread

现在你又开始性侵小孩了，按上一个帖子的说法

>>62547716

WE'RE MAKING AI CHILD GFS AND AFRICAN WELL WATER IS GONNA PAY FOR IT!

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>>62547901

>>Wears a small backpack covered in WH40K pins and patches.

>>背个小背包，上面全是战锤40K的徽章和贴布。 ⤶⟧ 错误的答案是它影响石油市场。石油市场已经受够了伤害，所以持续侵略改变不了什么。

Lion

>>62547906

the wrong answer is that it affects oil markets. the damage has already been done to the oil markets so continued aggression doesn't change anything.

错误的答案是，它会影响石油市场。对石油市场的损害已经造成了，所以持续的侵略行为并不会改变什么。

the right answer is that it pushes low iq, emotionally unstable, schitzotypes who watch the news all day waiting for the next nothing burger to freak about about to sell. there are a lot of lonely boomers with a lot of money and nothing better to do. strangely they all have diamond hands on real estate thoughy.

正确的答案是它逼着那些低智商、情绪不稳定、精神分裂整天看新闻等着下一个虚惊一场的家伙恐慌卖出。有很多孤独的婴儿潮一代，钱多到发慌。奇怪的是他们拿着房产倒是死拿不卖。

>>62547906

You'll understand when the next retaliation will smoke yet another Saudi refinery that amounts to yet another 7% of the world's refining capacity.

等下一次报复又烧掉一座沙特炼油厂，又占全球炼油产能7%的时候，你就明白了。

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>>62547918

That's not true boss.

那不是真的，老板。

>>62547884

Based hearts of iron enjoyer

有见识的钢铁雄心玩家

Welp, less FOMC meetings are in the works. We are so third world hahahahaha fuckin hell. Pretty soon they’ll make it illegal to short the market or even buy puts altogether lol.

唉，FOMC会议搞不成了。我们已经第三世界成这样了哈哈哈哈哈他妈的真惨。很快他们就会把做空市场甚至买看跌期权都搞成非法了哈哈。

This is it

就是这一刻

This is the big fucking dump

这就是那场超级大暴跌

This is world war 3

这就是第三次世界大战

This is what I’ve been waiting for

这就是我一直在等的

I’m going to drive my new lambo through the streets of homeless and unemployed and my number plate will be something like “PUT5 4 L1F3”

我要开着我的新兰博基尼穿过那些无家可归和失业的人的街道，我的车牌会是“PUT5 4 L1F3”这样的东西

>>62547923

Oil stonks PUMPING.

石油股票在暴涨。

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>>62547924

That's not what I heard lol

我听到的不是这样哈哈

>>62547926

>Implying any of that would be a bad thing

>暗示那会是坏事

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Are we adding minors here or do they still need more time in the oven

我们这儿加未成年人了吗，还是他们还得再烤一会儿

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reddit is very interesting right now could be a nice run up

reddit现在特别有意思，可能会有一波好行情

>>62547923

Iran doesn't have the capabilities to retaliate boss.

老板，伊朗没有能力报复。

>>62547931

Don't mention minors around baggie, he gets overly excited

别在baggie面前提未成年人，他会兴奋过头

Bonds up

债券涨了

and

DXY down

美元指数跌了

But

Stocks up...

股票涨了……

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>>62547933

the fact that hedgies unironically believe this is sad

那些对冲基金居然真的信这个，真可悲

>>62547894

Doesn't matter tech stocks are the new treasuries

无所谓，科技股就是新的国债

>>62547876

6pm Sunday - the energy related strikes have ceased and Iran has expressed serious interest in talks

周日下午6点——与能源相关的打击已经停止，伊朗表达了认真谈判的兴趣

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>>62547931

minor's bottoms...

未成年人的屁股……

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>>62547913

Quite the reverse

恰恰相反

1) oil spikes

1）油价飙升

2) then the economy craters

2）然后经济崩盘

3) ...and then oil craters

3）……然后油价崩盘

play it both ways to make it

两边都押才能赢

>>62547933

lmao, lol even

lmao，甚至lol

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>>62547943

As someone who is primarily a bobo, they might wait until Monday to taco for maximum kikery

作为一个基本算bobo的人，他们可能会等到周一再来个最高级别的taco操作

>>62547937

Honestly, I'm glad these retards are my counterpart. It will make it even better when it's due time "W-why is it falling?".

说实话，我很高兴这些傻子是我的对手盘。等到该来的时候，“为——为什么在跌？”会更有意思。

So let me get this straight

让我理清楚一下

I sign up to Kashi and bet that the democrats impeach trump before 2028. Its at 65%. I win 33% more of what I bet. I beat your little 7% fidelity bullshit by almost 5x.

我在Kashi上注册，赌民主党在2028年前弹劾特朗普。概率是65%。我能赢下我投注金额的33%。我比你那破7%的fidelity强差不多5倍。

Topkek!!!!! How will stockbros cope

哈哈哈哈哈！！！股票哥们怎么应付得了

>>62547734

nothing

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>>62547953

Those apps are fucking notorious for not paying out with technical bullshit

那些应用出了名的会用技术性理由不付钱

>>62547928

Fuel stocks*

燃料股*

Less refineries means less demand for raw oil.

炼油厂少了，对原油的需求就少了。

>>62547943

Obviously, this is the play. Iran is playing the triple digits IQ game, stalling for as long as possible. They don't want a full blown out war. They don't want to get bombed, nobody would. The current situation is perfect for them, they're just sitting it out until SPR go to their limits. They have all the time in the world.

很明显，这才是真正的操作。伊朗玩的是三位数智商的游戏，尽量拖延时间。他们不想要全面战争。他们不想被轰炸，没人会想。目前的情况对他们来说完美，他们就是坐等战略石油储备见底。他们有的是时间。

Scotty Bussy may have all the money in the world, but despite having that unlimited power, he doesn't have what matters the most: time.

Scotty Bussy也许有世界上所有的钱，但尽管有这种无限权力，他没有最重要东西：时间。

And the SPR clock is ticking.

而且战略石油储备的时钟在滴答作响。

>>62547951

just bought some after market OXY shares to add to my position never do that usually but my sources are telling me this is real, only thing that could deter this is a Pakistani phone call although i have reason to believe that Pakistan may actually be indirectly targeted in these strikes as they want to create a land blockade and most of the circumventing of us sanctions and cross border trade is through 6 entry ways in Pakistani which are apparently on the target list ( the connection points in Iran not Pakistan ofc)

刚刚盘后买了一些OXY股票来加仓，通常我不这么做，但我的消息源告诉我这是真的，唯一可能制止这个的是一个巴基斯坦电话，不过我有理由相信巴基斯坦可能实际上会被这些打击间接瞄准，因为他们想建立陆地封锁，而绕过美国制裁和跨境贸易的绝大部分是通过巴基斯坦的6个入境点进行的，这些点显然在目标清单上（当然是指伊朗的连接点，不是巴基斯坦的）

>>62547931

>>62547946

We gonna need lots of copper

我们会需要大量铜

>>62547961

trump seems to be frustrated with Pakistan and Vance which pushed for them to be used as a middle man has been sidelined

特朗普似乎对巴基斯坦和Vance感到不满，而推动他们作为中间人的Vance已经被边缘化了

>>62547961

For me, it's XOM, EQNR and PBR.

对我来说，就是XOM、EQNR和PBR。

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The problem is that oil and natural gas prices are too high, and there are places where natural gas can substitute for oil. As winter approaches, Europeans worry about the cold, and natural gas prices rise, causing oil prices to climb as well

问题在于石油和天然气价格太高，而且有些地方天然气可以替代石油。随着冬天临近，欧洲人担心寒冷，天然气价格上涨，带动油价也跟着涨。

>>62547959

It’s okay bro they filled it back up with water. It’s not empty

没事的兄弟，他们已经重新灌满水了。不是空的。

>>62547953

Betting sites are a honeypot designed to farm info from insiders who have insider information, but are too dumb to turn that info into big money on the larger markets.

博彩网站就是个蜜罐，专门用来套取那些掌握内幕信息的人的消息，但他们又蠢到没法在更大的市场里把这些信息换成大钱。

Whatever you do there goes straight into Jane Street’s algorithms and glowie servers.

你在那儿做什么都会直接进到Jane Street的算法和glowie服务器里。

Also the bets are decided by jannies, Imagine losing money to some butthurt jannie says it wasn’t a real impeachment.

而且赌局结果还由管理员定，想想吧，你输钱给某个怨气冲天的管理员，他说这不算真正的弹劾。

>>62547961

>OXY

My dad that ran off with a whore from Austin and her kids after cheating on my Mom for seven years works at OXY. I hope that place gets fucked harder than Spain right now. Bunch of fucking retarded boomers that love muh AI working there from what I heard when I looked up shit about them on Linkedin. My point also is do not move to east Texas because, despite the nice nature, this area corrupts the soul.

我爸跟一个奥斯汀的婊子跑了，还带着她的孩子，在绿了我妈七年之后，他在OXY工作。我希望那地方比现在的西班牙还惨。我上LinkedIn查过他们，听说那儿全是一帮热爱AI的脑残老白男。我的重点是，别搬到东德州，因为尽管自然风光不错，这地方会腐蚀灵魂。

>>62547978

New normal.

新常态。

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>>62547957

So what your saying is...invest in Chevron stocks on Monday, and sit back and profit?

所以你的意思是……周一买雪佛龙股票，然后坐着数钱？

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>>62547977

i like OXY because its got a lot of debt (which high oil prices help cut down and boost the valuation when this disruption is over) and is super exposed to movements to the upside a 1$ increase in wti is 260 million dollars in pre tax fcf for them just crazy

我喜欢OXY是因为它债务很高（高油价能帮它还债，等这场动荡结束还能推高估值），而且对油价上涨极度敏感，WTI涨1美元就是他们2.6亿的税前自由现金流，简直离谱。

>>62547983

its a shit oil company dont even dispute it but its a good leveraged oil play

它是个烂石油公司，这没什么好争的，但它是很好的杠杆石油标的。

>>62547985

Anyone who would profit from a refinery shortage, yes.

任何能靠炼油短缺赚钱的人，对。

>>62547985

you should have done that today after that blow out earnings report

你今天就该这么干了，看完那份爆炸性的财报之后。

Based

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>>62547987

>its a shit oil company

>它是个烂石油公司

It'a good to hear that it isn't just me being spiteful saying that.

听到不只我一个人这么阴阳怪气地说，挺好的。

>>62547991

Probably because everytime there is one the market fucking tanks lol

大概因为每次有这种消息市场就他妈的崩吧。

>>62547985

The time to buy OIL is when everyone hates OIL. Like SEMIs.

买石油的时机就是所有人都讨厌石油的时候，就像半导体那样。

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>>62547968

There was a funny part of his live camp David cabinet meeting when a journalist asked Trump “you keep mentioning the peace talks with Iran, who has actually been talking to Iran from the administration?” And he threw them all under the bus

他在戴维营直播内阁会议时有个搞笑片段，一个记者问特朗普“你一直提到和伊朗的和平谈判，到底政府里谁在跟伊朗谈？”然后他就把所有人都卖了。

>everybody, hegseth, Vance, Rubio, they call me and say “the negotiations are going well” but then I get another call that Iran just launched more missiles

>所有人，赫格塞斯、万斯、鲁比奥，他们打电话跟我说“谈判进展顺利”，然后我又接到电话说伊朗刚又发射了导弹。

And the 3 he mentioned visibly shrunk in their chairs

他点到的那三个人明显在椅子上缩了缩。

>market is beginning to realize America has a Lame Duck president for 2 years

>市场开始意识到美国有个跛脚鸭总统，要当两年。

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DIGITS AND THE IRAN ATTACK IS A RUSE TO ADD GRAVITY TO THE MONDAY TACO

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>>62547999

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please stop posting realistic bobos, mumus and frogs, they creep me out

求你别再发那些写实风格的bobo、mumu和青蛙了，看着瘆得慌。 ⤶⟧ 你在一个蒙古编篮论坛上重复数字可救不了你避免Shahed无人机撞进阿拉伯炼油厂。

>>62547999

MUMUBROS?!?!?!

>>62547999

your repeating numbers on a Mongolian basket weaving forum wont save you from a Shahed crashing into Arabian oil refineries

你在蒙古篮编论坛上重复发的那些数字，可救不了你，免不了被Shahed无人机撞进阿拉伯炼油厂。

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>>62548003

NO

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Have you ever laid a turd so big it made you cum?

你有没有拉过一坨大到让你高潮的屎？

>>62548011

not a semiconductor investor so i cant say i have

我不炒半导体，所以还真没有过。

>>62548007

yOU DIDnt CHECK em!

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When was the last time /smg/ touched a woman

/smg/ 上次碰女人是什么时候？

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God damn wtf is this thread i almost told someone irl to come ask what spy is here

我的天这什么帖子，我差点跟现实中的人说过来问问spy是谁。

Bulls:

>fuck my chud life

>去他妈的我这烂命

>>62548014

Lmfao

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "no ceasefire"

然后我又搞砸了一切，说了句蠢话比如“不停火”

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>>62547999

Good so ill have time to buy more inverse ETFs on Monday.

好，这样我周一就有时间多买点反向ETF了。

>>62547977

For me it's EQNR and GUSH

对我来说是EQNR和GUSH

guys the economy is going to fast and it's starting to run out of steam. once all the work gets done people are going to start getting laid off, and consumer spending will drop, debt will start to default, ect. I need everyone on /biz/ who still has a job to start subtly sabotaging things. break something at work. miss some deadlines on projects. submit the wrong paper work. we need more slop in the system, at least until interest rates go down.

兄弟们，经济跑太快了，开始没劲了。一旦所有活儿干完，人们就要开始被裁员，消费支出会跌，债务开始违约，等等。我需要/biz/上还有工作的人开始暗中搞破坏。在上班时弄坏点东西。错过一些项目截止日期。交错文件。我们系统里需要更多烂摊子，至少撑到利率降下来。

to all the neets, keep up the good no work.

对所有家里蹲，继续保持不干活的好状态。

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>>62548017

A few weeks ago. Autismchan at work was like. "Here hold my hands see how cold they are!"

几周前。公司里那个自闭症妹子说。“来，握我手，看多冷！”

Gave her my number last week no text or call. Ah well better to try then not.

上周给了她我的号码，没短信也没电话。唉，试了总比不试强。

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>>62547722

after we open the strait btw force and hundreds of tankers flow through there will be so much oil they'll have to pay me to take it

等我们打通霍尔木兹海峡，几百艘油轮涌过去，石油多到他们得倒贴钱让我拿走

oil to -$10

油价到-$10

>>62548022

He's a Lame Duck. The Lamest. His VP and Sec are already politicking for the Big Election 2028.

他就是个跛脚鸭。最瘸的那个。他的副手和国务卿已经在为2028大选搞政治了。

All I wanna say is Saudis losing refineries is irrelevant to the US market at large, bullish for US oil companies. Bye bye OPEC. Hello restocking war supplies, hello rebuilding our middle east vassals, how much of that coming manufacturing can we do in house? It would be incredibly golden...for an age

我只想说，沙特丢炼油厂对美国整体市场无关紧要，对美国石油公司是利好。拜拜OPEC。你好，补充战争物资，你好，重建我们的中东仆从国，那点制造业我们能自己搞多少？那会超级黄金……至少兴盛一阵子

>>62548009

Hold still, cursed anon, this'll be over soon

别动，被诅咒的匿民，马上就结束了

Crux Sacra Sit Mihi Lux

十字架为我之光

Non Draco Sit Mihi Dux

非魔鬼为我之导

Vade Retro Satana.

退后，撒旦

Numquam Suade Mihi Vana

勿劝我虚空之事

Sunt Mala Quae Libas

你所献皆为恶

Ipse Venena Bibas.

毒酒你自己饮

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Oh, fuck. I just purchased SCO after-hours because I thought the oil pump was over ships being stopped. I didn't realize there was actually going to be an attack. What do?

哦，操。我刚盘后买了SCO，因为我以为石油炒作就是船被拦的事。我没意识到真会发生袭击。咋办？

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>>62548017

This morning.

今天早上。

>>62548026

Having a women's job sounds emasculating

干女人的活儿听起来很丢阳刚

>>62548017

Never, and thats why im profitable, the only people that think doing this profitability is sexy are migrants from third world countries posting motivational TikTok trading crypto edits

绝不，这就是我赚钱的原因，只有那些从第三世界来的移民发TikTok炒股加密励志视频才觉得这玩意性感

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guys my SOXL is shitting the bed

兄弟们，我的SOXL完蛋了

>>62548007

this is bullish

这是看涨信号

>>62548034

Thank you kind smigger, I needed that.

谢谢你，好心的smigger，我需要这个。

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>>62548044

>didnt sell the DCB

>没卖DCB

>thinking that citadel would buy leopolds port for a 20-50% discount and now just sell the spread straight away and that they would go long and hold until it reached peak prices again

>以为Citadel会以20-50%折扣买入Leopold的港口，然后直接卖掉价差，且认为他们会做多持有直到回到峰值 ﹚ 天啊，救我

lol, lmao

哈哈，笑死我了

KEK

>>62547946

Good lord save me

天哪，救救我吧。

>>62548032

also extremely bullish for BHARAT cause of all the elite brahmin talent who will be doing the rebuilding. i hope you are investing in this future super power sirs

对比哈拉特也极度利好，因为有那些精英婆罗门人才来搞重建。我希望你们都在投资这个未来超级大国，先生们

AFY dated brent acting up again

AFY布伦特期货又发作了

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>>62548036

At least it's not leveraged

至少不是杠杆的

What's a dead cat bounce

什么是死猫反弹

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>>62548042

it is but real niggas don't care. get your handbag and sell that makeup hun

确实是，但真男人不在乎。拿好你的包，去卖你的化妆品吧，亲

>>62548058

Check the KOSPI on Monday

周一看看KOSPI

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>>62548058

It's a Bear Trap.

那是熊市陷阱

>>62548036

why the fuck would you inverse oil when it's already at mid 80s? in the absolute best case scenario it goes down to 60-70.

卧槽油价已经在80多美元中间了你为什么还要做空？最好的情况也就是跌到60-70。

>>62548032

It's relevant because they will sell their investment in US market.

这很相关因为他们会卖掉在美国市场的投资。

But you right that it will be for bullish for US oil companies

但你说得对，这对美国石油公司会是利好。

>>62548024

NRGU

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>>62547931

Jesus christ source?

我靠，你倒是给个来源啊？

Aapl chads, everything's gonna be ok right?

苹果大佬们，一切都会没事的对吧？

>>62548036

Actual insanity

真的是疯了。

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>>62548062

KOSPI nutz

KOSPI 疯球了。

>>62548058

She's

Beautiful

:3

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>>62548062

Sunday you mean? Yes kospi will open red but after that who knows.

你说的是周日吧？是的韩指会低开红盘，但那之后谁知道呢。

>>62547947

Based smoke visible from space bobo... finally we meet again. The npcs and normies are still buying bags. Like pigs to slaughter

牛逼，烟雾从太空都能看到波波……终于又见面了。那些NPC和普通人还在接盘。就像待宰的猪一样。

>>62548051

I bought the dip but its dipping more I got hosed man

我抄底了但它还在跌，我亏惨了兄弟。

>>62548026

>Gave her my number last week no text or call

>上周给了她我的号码，没有短信也没有电话

well at least you can fully focus on the noble pursuit of acquiring currency

好吧，至少你可以全身心投入获取货币的高尚事业了。

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>>62548073

I'm not in the northern hemisphere

我不在北半球。

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>>62548077

it happens i lost bigga nigga bucks on oil

这种事常有，我在石油上亏了更大一笔钱。

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>>62548081

bruh this board is 90% American ips we communicate in American timezone I love hamburger

兄弟这板子上90%是美国IP，我们用美国时区交流，我爱汉堡。

>>62547991

Lmao if this nigger just exits stage left and does absolutely nothing bdcause it 'distorts price signals' or some shit

哈哈，要是这货直接退场什么都不干，理由是什么"扭曲价格信号"之类的破话。

To all oil investors here, don't be greedy. Whatever happens, oil will not go above $200 a barrel

给这里所有石油投资者，别贪心。无论发生什么，油价不会超过每桶200美元。

>>62548067

post some good content in return and maybe Ill tell you

发点好内容作为回报，也许我会告诉你。

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>>62548032

When you say Saudis losing refineries ... you mean USA losing refineries right? I don't think you realize the nature of the political construct of those nations?

你说沙特失去炼油厂……你是说美国失去炼油厂吧？我觉得你没意识到那些国家的政治架构本质。

>>62548064

I just wanted a quick buck in and out.

我就是想快进快出一笔。

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>>62548082

I'm hoping it goes back up but shit, idk, it is what it is

我希望它会涨回去，但唉，不知道，反正就是那样了。

START THE FUCKING BOMBING YOU BIG ORANGE CUNT I HAVE PUTS

a favorable wind billows the sails of your fat gay mom in her super yacht,

一阵顺风吹动你胖基佬老妈的超级游艇船帆，

unknown to you, in your retarded potato boat, where the wind blast you back into man eating long-fanged catfish and knee deep mud,

而你浑然不知，坐在你那愚蠢的土豆小船上，风把你吹回满是吃人长牙鲶鱼和齐膝泥浆的地方，

that you suck up because you need to breath if you want to live,

你还得吸那些泥浆，因为想活命就得呼吸，

while mom sips a mimosa on sandy beaches

而老妈正躺在沙滩上品着橘子酒。

randomness is our new god, and it doesn't like you

随机性是我们新的神，而它不喜欢你。

you suck the mud because it's what you were born to do,

你吸泥浆是因为你生来就该这样，

your seed subpar, your roll was bad

你的种子次品，你的骰子掷得烂。

there are no do overs

没有重来一次的机会。

if you make it, it is in spite of this. not because of this. there are internal and external influences in life, and all are against you.

如果你成功了，那也是克服了这一切，而不是因为这一切。生活里有内外因素，而它们全都站在你的对立面。

Hello I bought Reddit to hold it over the weekend. There is no way it doesn't bounce from a 20% drop.

你好，我买了Reddit打算持有过周末。跌了20%不可能不反弹吧。

>>62548089

I don't have anything but I've never seen a manga preach such incredible and amazing truths. Thankfully the Japanese are still doing Ok

我什么都没有，但我从没见过一部漫画能传达如此令人难以置信又真实的思想。幸好日本人还撑得住。

>>62548092

Nah.

OPEC was specifically created to bully US Oil producers.

欧佩克就是专门为了欺负美国石油生产商而创建的。

This is a thirdie own goal. Many such multipolar cases.

这又是第三世界自己的乌龙球。很多这种多极案例。

>>62548098

Whrre do yall niggers trade against the clock? It's almost saturday

你们这些黑鬼都在哪儿做超短线交易啊？都快周六了。

>>62548106

there's hyperdash

有hyperdash。

>>62548106

Fidelity

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>>62547830

Mathematically it is the better choice But if debt max retards were good at math they would have avoided needing Uncle Dave in the first place.

从数学上讲这是更好的选择。但如果债务爆仓的弱智们数学好的话，他们一开始就不会需要戴夫叔叔了。

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Is it true that Trump bombing Iran helps semi stocks go up. If yes please launch a nuke at them Mr. President

特朗普轰炸伊朗真的会让半导体股涨吗？如果是的话，总统先生请朝他们扔颗核弹吧。

>>62548106

not being in the US has its perks its crazy the market time you get here

不在美国确实有好处，你在这里能碰上的市场时机简直离谱

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>>62548068

Frens?

>>62548118

I don't get why foreigners say this

我不懂为什么老外老这么说

Our retardation affects you too, you just can't vote on it

我们的蠢事也会波及你，你只是没资格投票而已

>>62547991

dude needs to just stop telling anybody what's happening and start telling markets "trust the plan" and "we can't reveal our current policy, only our policy objectives"

这家伙得停止跟任何人透露发生了什么，开始跟市场说“相信计划”和“我们不能透露当前政策，只能透露政策目标”

>>62547830

To say this is to be wholly unaware of human psychology, and therefore a subpar investor.

说这种话说明你完全不懂人类心理，所以是个二流投资者。

>>62548105

I thi k you will never again see any big bitch behavior from them, only little bitch behavior. Nothing like oil embargo shenanigans. In the end their interests align too much with Globic Homic.

我觉得你再也看不到他们那种大动作的贱样了，只有小动作的贱样。不会再有石油禁运那种幺蛾子。说到底他们的利益跟Globic Homic太一致了。

>>62548011

I drop massive shits almost every day. It's not sexual you queer. It just goes out not in.

我几乎每天拉一大坨。这不是什么性暗示，你个基佬。它就是往外排而不是往里进。

>>62547923

This is why I’m making a packet in refiners. PBF delivered. Expecting Delek to deliver next week.

这就是为什么我在炼油股里赚翻了。PBF没让我失望。指望Delek下周也来一波。

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>>62548118

More like it's exhausting. In europe the whole day is US stock shenanigans. Shit needs more breaks

更像是累死人。在欧洲整天都是美股那些破事。太需要多歇歇了

Anyway I dont trade I only watxh prices on tradingview

反正我不交易，我只在tradingview上看价格

I normally watch us 500 futueres or us 100 cash which trade late. But on friday i can never find shit. I'll have a look at the things posted (I'm just addicted to watching charts)

我一般看美500期货或者美100现货，那些交易到很晚。但周五我永远找不到东西看。我会看看上面发的东西（我就是看图表上瘾）

Markets closed and if it isn't for you you don't matter anyway. What are we drinking tonight lads?

市场关门了，如果不是你的市场那你根本无关紧要。兄弟们今晚喝啥？

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>>62548144

water

>>62548123

Kek but what plan is there to trust with over 3pct inflation for a fuggen loifetime :D

哈哈，但通胀超3%一辈子了，还有什么计划好信的？

Well bros, I made so much money from markets shitting itself all week, so I will purchase more backup fertilizer for my veggies/berry plants next year. The fucking price for a LOT of shit I use like seabird/bat guano, kelp meal and even soil acidifier for instance went up so damn much, like $20 to fucking $40 for a SINGLE 5lb box of crab meal. Inflation sucks dick too, I'm expecting it all to double next year.

兄弟们，我这周从市场崩盘里赚了不少钱，所以明年我会多买点备用肥料给我的蔬菜/浆果植物。操他妈的我用的很多东西价格上涨超离谱，比如海鸟/蝙蝠粪、海带粉甚至土壤酸化剂，一盒5磅的蟹壳粉从20刀涨到40刀。通胀也他妈坑爹，我预计明年全翻倍。

>>62547828

MSFTbro was right ;_;

MSFT兄弟说得对 ;_;

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>>62548144

>if it isn't for you you don't matter anyway

>如果不是你的市场那你根本无关紧要

yep need to dump my bags and buy some new ones so you can clean up the mess when market opens

对，我得抛掉我的仓位再买点新的，这样你就能在市场开盘时收拾烂摊子了

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>>62547837

>

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>>62548144

Rum and diet.

朗姆酒加健怡可乐。

>>62547876

Can we have an actual happening, like Iran shoots a secret nuke at Tel Aviv or some shit? The weekend cockblock strategy is getting boring now.

能不能来点真事，比如伊朗朝特拉维夫扔个秘密核弹啥的？周末断片策略太无聊了。

>>62548144

KO

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>>62547763

>I find this market very perplexing.

>我觉得这市场太令人困惑了。

you didnt come to that realization in the covid era?

你新冠时期没意识到这点吗？

>>62548144

IBC bang's

IBC啤酒。

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>>62548161

Anon... clear your mind.

匿名用户……清醒一下你的脑子。

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>>62548017

A few months ago unironically. But I recently met a 47 year old Asian MILF that wants me to fuck her. I kind of think she’s hag frauding though because all the pics she’s sent me have been from carefully curated angles or where the phone covers her face. She keeps pestering me to meet but she kind of gave me the ick when she suggested I alone pay for the hotel room if we fuck. Kinda pissed me off because, one she lives an hour from me and I’d be the one driving, and two she expects a formal date at first which of course I’d be paying for too. I have the money but I guess it’s the point of it. Like you’re 47 and said you make your own hours, so I know damn well you got more money than me bitch and you can’t even offer to to pay for at least half a room since you can’t host??

几个月前真不是开玩笑。但我最近遇到一个47岁的亚洲熟女，她想让我上她。我有点觉得她在装嫩钓鱼，因为她发我的照片全是精心挑角度的，或者手机挡着脸那种。她一直催我见面，但她提议如果我们要做，酒店房费让我一个人出的时候，我就有点下头了。挺让我不爽的，第一她住得离我一小时，还是我开车过去，第二她一开始还想要正式约会，那当然也是我掏钱。我有钱，但我觉得这不是钱的问题。你47了，还说自己的时间自己安排，我他妈知道你肯定比我有钱，而且你又不能在家接待，连房费一半都不肯掏？？

Anyway plus I’m kinda tired of fucking around and want a real relationship

总之，我也有点玩腻了，想要一段认真的关系

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well the heckin semiconductor stockerinos go up or down next monday? hmm i wonder i wonder

那周一半导体股到底是涨还是跌啊？嗯，我真想知道我真想知道

>>62548017

My last date (which took place in December) involved me holding hands with a girl for the first time. Totally unprompted, she told me when she would be available for me to take her out again (which would be the fifth date). However, I never heard from her again.

我上次约会（12月那会儿）是我第一次牵女生的手。她主动跟我说她哪天有空让我再约她出去（那会是第五次约会）。可从那以后，我再也没收到她的消息。

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>>62547946

minors have bottomed, get 'em while they're fresh

未成年人已经跌到底了，趁新鲜赶紧下手

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>>62548178

>>62548172

>caring about women at all

>竟然还在意女人

this is why you guys are ngmi

这就是为什么你们这些人成不了事

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I put $1000 in schd today, and a few more hundred in LAC

我今天投了$1000进SCHD，还有几百块进了LAC

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Spy down around $5 since market close in 2 hours

SPY现在跌了大概$5，离收盘还有两小时

Assuming spy continues to lose $2.50 per hour over the weekend of war we will open on Monday at 9:30 with spy at $585

假设SPY在周末战争期间继续每小时跌$2.50，那周一开盘9:30 SPY会在$585

Hope you’re all holding puts

希望你们都拿着看跌期权

>>62548186

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>>62547763

god I hate I this fucking negative iq faggot

天哪，我真他妈恨这个负智商的傻逼

PLEASE smite this poster as soon possible

求求了赶紧把这个发帖的人封了吧

>>62548140

what other themes besides refiners are you investing in

除了炼油厂，你还在投什么主题？

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>>62548017

last month my gf but we are breaking up this weekend

上个月还在跟女朋友一起，但我们这周末要分手了 ♬ 对周一假打架的反应会是荧光绿，因为可能有一些“乐观”的言论，来自一份关于特朗普说了什么的报道，那些话可能意味着对某项协议的新理解，从而可能促成新交易

>>62548186

overreaction to play fighting Monday will be neon green on some potentially optimistic quote from a report of a story about what trump said about things he may have meant that could relate to an new understanding of an agreement for a new deal

对周一打斗游戏的过度反应，可能会在一些潜在乐观的引述上变成霓虹绿，这些引述来自一篇关于特朗普言论的报道，涉及他可能暗示的内容，这可能与对一项新协议的新理解有关。

>>62548178

Women do that shit because they think it’s letting you down easy but it’s actually more fucked because it leads you on. Sounds like you didn’t take initiative soon enough. But don’t worry anon. I had a girl dump me after the 3rd date because I don’t fuck her and she wanted me to. And the 3rd date was to church kek. Point I’m trying to make is women aren’t serious people and you shouldn’t take them too serious. It stings but just move on to the next one.

女人那样做是因为她们觉得那样拒绝你比较温和，但实际更操蛋，因为那是在吊着你。听起来你行动得不够快。不过别担心，匿名兄弟。我以前有个女孩第三次约会后甩了我，因为我不上她，而她想让我上。第三次约会还是去教堂，嘿嘿。我想说的是，女人都不是认真的人，你也别太把她们当真。会有点疼，但继续找下一个就行了。

>>62548183

Having children would be nice

有孩子会挺好的

Did you guys buy the MU dip? Because, you know, it's, uh, gonna moon next week, right? So, uh, I thought I'd remind you that it's really important to buy this MU dip. You can, you know, buy it on Monday open, right? It'd be really goos for you if you did. It' gonna moon! Hehe. Alright.

你们买了MU的低点吗？因为，你知道的，呃，下周要暴涨，对吧？所以，呃，我觉得我得提醒你，买这个MU低点很重要。你可以，你知道的，周一开盘就买，对吧？你买了会很爽的。要暴涨了！嘿嘿。就这样。

Koreans finna doomp on Monday, wonder if it'll be the usual 5% or go as high as 10% since they were insane enough to pump so much in a day

韩国人周一会崩盘，不知道是常规的5%还是能冲到10%，毕竟他们疯狂到一天内拉那么多

the leaf market is closed on monday so I won't be able to dump my leaf oil ticker before the big taco

叶子市场周一休市，所以我在大崩盘前没法把叶子油指标抛掉

I hate canada/leafs so much

我恨死加拿大/枫叶队了

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>>62548203

>Having children would be nice

>生孩子挺好的

Do you really feel like this? Is it only out of fear of being lonely and alone when older?

你真的这么觉得吗？只是因为害怕老了孤独寂寞？

>>62548186

The war will be over and they will be begging for a deal before the stock market opens on Monday. Imagine how long WW2 would have been in today's environment

战争会结束，他们在股市周一开盘前就会求着要谈。想想如果二战放在今天的环境里得打多久

>>62548149

>what plan is there

>有什么计划

doesn't matter, be doesn't have to tell them

无所谓，他不用告诉他们

>>62548194

damn last month? sounds like the breakup is a good choice

靠，上个月？听起来分手是明智的选择

>>6254820

>kospi pumps

>韩指暴涨

>mega green

>大绿柱

>kospi dumps

>韩指崩盘

>more retards liquidated and cheapies are plentiful

>更多傻逼被清算，便宜货一堆

>tacod on the lil pool

>小泳池上被爆了

>taco on the big pool

>大泳池上被爆

>>62548224

>forgot pic

>忘了配图

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>>62548221

Sounds like sloorpers win either way

听起来不管怎样垃圾党都赢

Always

Be

Sloorpin’

>>62548213

>Stalin called me begging for a deal, peace talks are going well actually

>斯大林打电话求我谈和，和平谈判其实进展不错

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Chevron blew the fuck out of that quarter

雪佛龙那季度炸裂了

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>>62548211

Yes I really feel like this. Why do you child free people always think it’s out cultural pressure or feeling alone or whatever? Nature doesn’t need an explanation.

是的我真的这么觉得。你们这些丁克党为啥总以为是因为文化压力或怕孤单啥的？天性不需要解释

>>62548220

its not, but thats what she wants

不是这样，但那是她想要的

>There was some discussion about trying to conclude by the time financial markets open Monday because of concern about how the bombings will affect the U.S. and global economy, but an end point wasn't locked in.

>有讨论试图在周一金融市场开盘前敲定结论，因为担心轰炸对美国和全球经济的影响，但终点没定下来。

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-israel-iran-war-energy-related-targets-trump/

the market is so retarded this war apparently has zero impact to anything so long as it happens when the markets are closed

市场真是智障，只要战争发生在休市期间，就完全没影响

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>>62548242

The market is always wrong simple as

市场永远是错的，就这么简单

>>62548151

Just feed them with a bag of peters or jacks or yara and invest in yara and bypass the organic jew

喂他们一袋彼得斯或杰克或亚拉，然后投亚拉绕过那犹太中介

>>62548242

I keep wondering why Iran doesn’t just do a big missile launch at 9:30AM eastern if they want to hit Trump where it hurts

我一直在想伊朗为啥不在美东时间早上9点半搞次大规模导弹发射，那样才能真打到特朗普的痛处

>>62548242

retard goyim cattle:

白痴外邦牛群：

>oh the experts are in control, they'll figure it out

>哦专家们掌控着呢，他们会搞定的

the experts:

专家们：

>not my problem, im sure it'll work out on its own

>不是我的问题，我确定它自己会搞定的

>>62548242

>An Israeli official told CBS News: "Israel is unaware of a decision to restart full military operations, nor has been requested of Israel to join any military actions against Iran."

>以色列官员告诉CBS：“以色列不知道有恢复全面军事行动的决定，也没被要求加入任何针对伊朗的军事行动。”

Not even sure who's jewing who anymore

现在都不知道谁在搞谁了

>>62547862

Fuggen kek... (there never was a kek like it in the history of keks) it's grim

他妈的笑死……（历史上从没有这样的笑话）真惨

>>62548235

I only bought yesterday, I should had listened to you earlier.

我昨天才买的，早该听你的

>>62548242

Markets lack object permanence, their vision is based on movement.

市场缺乏客体恒常性，它们的视觉是基于运动的

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>>62548235

watch oxy get raped due to the waha gas glut (again)

看着氧疗股又要因为瓦哈天然气过剩被暴打了（又来了）

>>62548172

splitting is for losers

拆分是给输家玩的

>>62548249

They did that surprise attack right before kospi open. I was down -$20k in seconds. Held and recovered to +$5k and sold before violently crashing again.

他们在韩指开盘前搞那次突袭。我几秒内亏了2万美元。扛住了回本到+5千然后在那次猛烈崩盘前卖掉了

So did John Rocker get jumped and murdered by a bunch of illegals because he lost his entire savings betting against OIL and dumping his measly bag into RYCEY?

所以约翰·洛克是不是因为赌空石油输光积蓄，又把那点小仓位砸给RYCEY，然后被一群非法移民围殴杀死了？

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>>62548204

Things always pump on Sunday open. I'm gonna load up on MUU with 40x leverage as it's gonna be like 1%.

周天开盘总是涨。我要用40倍杠杆梭哈MUU，因为大概就涨1%

>samsung randomly goes up 25% in a single day

>三星一天随机暴涨25%

when do the korean markets finally crash and burn and bankrupt every degenerate gambling korean

韩国市场到底什么时候才会彻底崩盘，让那些堕落的赌徒韩国人全都破产？

>>62547998

Is this picture telling me to buy UUUU?

这张图是在叫我买 UUUU 吗？

>>62548253

When the kid you eggs you on to do something bad in school tells the teacher they had nothing to do with it and didn’t even know it was happening and that actually it was your idea all along

就像那个在学校怂恿你干坏事的小孩，跟老师说这事跟他没关系，他压根不知道，其实全是你出的主意。

>>62548178

...you had 0 physical contact on the first 4 dates? bruh

……前四次约会你居然零身体接触？兄弟，真的假的？

>>62547837

>>62547862

Imo the worst thing is that you can read it and hear the inflection, the fake "mr president" and fake accolades that never happened, the way he says it is always the same. And then the "we're gonna make em run like hell" bits sound like some kind of 80 year old WWE hypecaster . It's tiresome. What a fucking disaster jej

我觉得最恶心的是你读的时候能听到那种语调，那种假的“总统先生”和从未发生过的虚假称赞，他说话的方式总是千篇一律。然后那“我们要让他们跑得屁滚尿流”的部分听起来像个八十岁的WWE狂热解说员。真让人烦。简直是场灾难，天哪。

>>62548270

lul

>>62548194

how does that work, scheduled breakup?

这怎么运作的，定时分手吗？

>>62548267

SK Hynix up 29.95% as well. What the hell? The ADR is red. We WE the actual cause for the dumps all along?

SK海力士也涨了29.95%。搞什么鬼？ADR却是红的。难道我们才是这波下跌的真正原因？

>>62547769

how much to purchase a thigh gap gf

买一个腿缝女友要多少钱？

>>62548279

>kospi chart

>kospi走势图

Holy smokes. These niggers really are the slavs of asia

我的天。这些黑鬼真是亚洲的斯拉夫人。

>>62548267

>>62548279

It was Samsungs earnings report guiding strong demand and supply issues through '28

是三星的财报指引，说需求强劲，供应紧张会持续到28年。

>>62548275

we're long distance-ish and she didnt want to do it over the phone

我们算是异地恋，她不想在电话里做那事。

>>62548264

Let's hope so

但愿如此吧。

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>>62548295

That's a shame it sounds like you two were perfect for each other

真可惜，听起来你俩本该是天造地设的一对。

You're both fucking retarded.

你俩他妈的都蠢到家了。

kwab

https://youtu.be/L-e-vICfPpw?is=2BPy3lqu1y1fxSu4

>>62548295

I once had a long distance psycho and she wanted to do phone sex every goddamn day probably out of fear and maxdraining my semen and libido. Little did she know, I could not cum at all. The lame ass theater. Telling her what to do. Holy shit. Glad I killed her

我有个异地恋疯子前任，她大概出于恐惧，想天天电话性爱，榨干我的精液和性欲。可她不知道，我根本射不出来。那傻逼剧场，告诉她该干嘛。我的天。还好我把她甩了。

>>62548203

I have experience with being ghosted, but this time felt different. I feel like I was probably battling my way to the #1 spot but ended up with the silver medal.

我被消失过好几次，但这次感觉不一样。我觉得我可能在拼命争第一，结果拿了块银牌。

Honestly, I'm pretty much only in this game for kids and financial reasons, which puts me on the same level as a medieval peasant. Most women my age seem so shallow and uninteresting. I'm charming enough to entertain women, but I don't find them interesting.

老实说，我玩这个基本上就是为了孩子和经济原因，这让我和 medieval 农民一个水平。大多数同龄女人看起来又肤浅又无聊。我够有魅力能逗女人开心，但我对她们提不起兴趣。

>>62548183

See above. I haven't met any interesting girls since high school. Only girl I ever loved went to college and picked up a long-term boyfriend. Maybe I should just go mail order since I'm starting to view relationships as so transactional.

看上面。自从高中后我就没遇到过有意思的姑娘。我唯一爱过的女孩上了大学，找了个长期男友。也许我该考虑邮购新娘了，因为我开始把关系看成纯交易。

>>62548270

Ultra-Catholic girl. I was being careful.

是个超级天主教徒姑娘，我得小心点。

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>>62548298

who cares, i just want to at least see her one last time

谁在乎呢，我只想至少再见她一面。

>>62548249

I feel like China does this with their AI fud

我觉得中国就是用这套来搞AI恐慌宣传的。

>>62548307

Breakup sex?

分手炮？

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>>62547766

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>super troopers 3

>《超级警察3》

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>>62548303

Living with a woman who is cool and you get along with is nice desu. We always have shit to talk about and she listens to my sperg rambling and pretends to care and I do the same for her.

和一个性格又好又合得来的女人住在一起确实不错。我们总有话题聊，她会听我胡扯然后假装关心，我也一样对她。

Sorry it didn't work out with the Catholic girl anon. There are lots of religious girls who are very serious about it especially abstinence etc but just as many are not and it's hard to gauge at first but you will find your special someone but you have to open yourself up to being hurt and that can be very difficult to do.

哥们，和那个天主教姑娘没成真是遗憾。有很多信教的女孩对这事特别认真，尤其是守贞之类的，但也有不少不是这样，一开始很难分辨，不过你会找到你的那个人的，但你得让自己敞开心扉去承受伤害，这真的很难做到。

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guys are my KORU bags going to be ok?

兄弟们，我的KORU包会不会有事？

>>62548323

I'm so sorry lil bro...

太惨了，小老弟……

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>62548303

>I'm charming enough to entertain women, but I don't find them interesting.

>我有足够的魅力逗女人开心，但我对她们提不起兴趣。

I think you might be gay, lad.

我觉得你可能是个同性恋，兄弟。

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>>62547889

>God I hope iran gets obliterated

>天哪，我真希望伊朗被炸平

>they deserve it for agreeing to any ceasefires before

>他们之前同意过停火就活该这样

i hope so too

我也这么希望

they burned me so many times when i tried being bearish

我试着做空的时候被坑了好多次

like how do you continuously get blown up during negotiations and humiliated at every opportunity and still fall for every "peace deal"

比如说你怎么能在谈判中被反复打脸、每次都被羞辱，还照样信每一次“和平协议”？

just kill them all i prefer being on the jewish bull side

干脆全杀了算了，我更喜欢做犹太那边的多头

>>62548335

This

With Jews you win

跟犹太人混，你稳赢

>>62548307

>who cares, i just want to at least see her one last time

>谁在乎，我就是想至少再见她一面

Luckily it's at the end of the thread so no one's going to see this except for you, but if anything my week was even worse than yours. My ex is apparently getting married. I check my gfs instagram every couple of weeks. We dont follow each other but i check if the profile pic changes or if her post count has changed. After three years her profile pic changed. Few days later a new post. I asked a mutual friend, she sent me a screenshot, her covering her face while some douchebag is on his knees to her.

幸运的是这帖子快到末尾了，除了你没别人会看到这个，但说真的，我这周比你还惨。我前任居然要结婚了。我每隔几周就翻一下她Ins。我们没互关，但我会看头像变没变、发帖数有没有动。过了三年，她头像换了。几天后发了新帖子。我问了一个共同朋友，她给我发了截图，她捂着脸，某个傻逼跪在她面前求婚。

Felt sick to my stomach. Ive been in a new relationship for the last four years. She's everything to me. Was thinking of proposing to her too, but now I feel so fucked like whats the fucking point bros.

我当时胃里翻江倒海。我这四年已经有了新恋情，她对我来说就是一切，我本来也想向她求婚的，但现在我感觉彻底废了，兄弟，这他妈还有什么意义。

I was actually the one broke up with her. I wanted to watch BBC porn and get cucked and she didnt want to. Ended up breaking up with her as soon as I moved and my new girlfriend doesnt even like dirty talking it with me so i guess I really shit the bed.

其实是我先甩了她的。我想看BBC色情片、想被绿，她不愿意。搬走之后我就跟她分了，结果我新女友连脏话都不爱跟我讲，所以我想我真是把一手好牌打烂了。

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>>62548320

>There are lots of religious girls who are very serious about it especially abstinence

>有很多信教的女孩对这事特别认真，尤其是守贞

Well, that's the funny thing, I am as well. However, I'm not a weirdo about other stuff.

嗯，有意思的是，我也是这样。不过，其他事情上我不会那么古怪。

>you have to open yourself up to being hurt

>你得让自己敞开心扉去承受伤害

That's the other funny thing: I don't really feel that bad about it. I've been pining over the same girl for +10 years now, so the other girls' actions don't bother me much. It's going to take something really damn special to make me genuinely fall in love with someone.

另一个有意思的是：我其实没觉得多难受。我已经暗恋同一个女孩十多年了，所以别的女孩怎么对我我都不太在意。得有个特别特别特别的人才能让我真心爱上谁。

>>62548329

Not going to lie, I've kind of considered going gay since I've become pretty jaded. However, I don't want to get assblasted.

说实话，我都有点考虑搞基了，因为我已经挺心灰意冷了。不过我可不想被爆菊。

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>>62548344

ok, I chuckled

好吧，我笑了

How to invest in hypnosis apps?

怎么投资催眠App？

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>>62548344

i saw this

我看到这个了

>>62547724

Financially I fully understand what this video is trying to convey. Interesting, thank you for posting.

从财务角度我完全理解这个视频在讲什么。有意思，谢谢发出来。

>>62548344

why are americans like this

美国人怎么都这样

>>62548363

He's just a stupid mutt don't give him attention

他就是个蠢狗，别理他

U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent’s notepad at Trump cabinet meeting shows 'to do' list of buying Japanese yen, source photograph reveals

美国财长贝森特在特朗普内阁会议上的记事本被拍到，上面写着“买入日元”的待办事项，照片来源曝光

>>62547724

I look like this and I eat like this.

我长这样，我吃也这样。

>>62548307

this >>62548311 if its not that then wtf

这个 >>62548311 如果不是那个，那还能是啥

>>62548344

think thats enough /smg/ for today

觉得今天 /smg/ 够了吧

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>>62548017

10 years

10年

>>62548303

>Most women my age seem so shallow and uninteresting. I'm charming enough to entertain women, but I don't find them interesting.

>我这个年纪的大多数女人都显得那么肤浅又无聊。我够有魅力能逗女人开心，但我对她们提不起兴趣。

Yeah bro women are the problem and definitely not you

是啊兄弟，问题都在女人身上，绝对不是你

>>62548017

may, right before the full moon

五月，满月之前

Bobina....

>>62548303

> Only girl I ever loved went to college and picked up a long-term boyfriend

>我这辈子唯一爱过的女孩上了大学，然后交了个长期男友

Same bro. There’s only two girls in my life I’ve felt completely smitten and captured by. One in high school and one in college. I was shy growing up and never had the courage to talk to either one. I’d give anything to feel like that again. But Lady Love still eludes me.

一样啊兄弟。我这辈子只有两个女孩让我彻底神魂颠倒。一个高中，一个大学。我小时候很害羞，从来不敢跟她们任何一个搭话。我宁愿拿一切换那种感觉再来一次。但爱情女神还是躲着我。

> Ultra-Catholic girl. I was being careful.

>超级虔诚的天主教女孩。我那时候很小心。

Re-read again what I wrote above about the ‘’’Christian’’’ girl dumping me after I didn’t fuck her the 3rd date after church. That doesn’t mean anything nowadays

再读一遍我上面写的那个“基督徒”女孩，三次约会后没上她就把我甩了。现在那玩意儿啥都不代表了

(无正文)

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>>62548303

>ultra Catholic

>超级天主教徒

Means nothing, you just make her feel like your not interested

啥都不代表，你只是让她觉得你对她没兴趣

>>62548203

>Having children would be nice

>生孩子挺好的

wait till you get a retarded blob that will never be able to support itself.

等哪天你摊上一个永远没法自己养活自己的蠢货肥婆吧。

>>62548426

that's not the point of having children lil materialist bro

生孩子的意义不是那个，小物质主义兄弟

>>62548415

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>>62548432

Karaoke night

卡拉OK之夜

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>>62547837

As far as satire goes, the whole play on the name "Iran" is a little weird, even for him - but the invocation of a random prestigious athlete (Bolt) is spot-on.

就讽刺而言，整个拿“伊朗”这名字开玩笑的梗有点怪，就算是他也不例外——但随便拉个有名运动员（博尔特）出来就太到位了。

I woke up early this morning and I went to the 5 and dime

我今天一大早醒来，去了那家五分一角店

I saw this pretty young lady that was real, real fine

我看见个漂亮姑娘，真叫一个标致

I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Mmm, mmm, excuse me, ma'am"

我拍拍她肩膀说：“嗯嗯，不好意思，女士”

She pulled down her pants and said, "Splack these hams"

她脱下裤子说：“来甩这堆火腿”

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

哇，哦，哦，哦

Sally "That Girl"

莎莉“那姑娘”

Whoa, oh, oh, oh

哇，哦，哦，哦

Sally, whew, "That Girl"

莎莉，呼，“那姑娘”

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Look at all these babes

看看这些妹子

https://youtu.be/SoHpSY3IoAI?si

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most leveraged smigga in da club

俱乐部里杠杆拉满的smigga

>>62548432

This is Rebecca Black btw. She got some goy scribbles but look at those cannons.

顺便说这是Rebecca Black。她有点外行涂鸦，但看看那对“大炮”。

>>62548477

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>>62547837

I'm not reading all that

我不看那一大段

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AI is the great equalizer. Much in the way that the .44 let grandma defend herself against anybody, AI allows any retard to make funny memes when previously this would have only been possible with extensive MS Paint and Photoshop experience. Now, whenever a fellow smiger says something kekworthy, I can respond with a custom made reaction image made in MINUTES. It can't be overstated how much of a game changer this is. smigposting is the FUTURE and you can get in now or fomo in when everyone else figures it out too.

AI是伟大的平等器。就像.44手枪让老太太能防住任何人一样，AI让随便哪个傻逼都能做出搞笑梗图，以前这非得有多年MS Paint和Photoshop经验才行。现在，每当哪个smiger说了句值得kek的话，我几分钟就能做个定制表情包回过去。这改变游戏规则的程度怎么强调都不为过。smig发帖就是未来，你现在可以入局，或者等别人都明白了再FOMO追涨。

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>>62548500

>>62548503

huh much do you spend on AI tokens everyday? you have to be spending way more for this AI slop than you should. your pics are disquieting and creepy

你每天在AI代币上花多少钱啊？你肯定为这些AI垃圾花超了吧。你的图看着又不安又瘆人。

You know I like my chicken fried

你知道我喜欢炸鸡

A cold beer on a Friday night

周五晚上来瓶冰啤酒

Pair of Jeans that fit just right

一条合身的牛仔裤

And the Radio Uuuuuuuuuup

收音机开到最大声

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>>62548503

We can’t all be as good at prompting as you mein smigger

不是人人都像你那么会写提示词啊，mein smigger

>>62548508

it's free, I'm not spending anything. It's on the american taxpayer

免费的，我啥都没花。花的是美国纳税人的钱。

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This is how earnings will be presented by 2035

这就是2035年财报的呈现方式

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Okay, now ladies

好了，女士们

Now, we gon' break this thang down, in just a few seconds

现在，我们几秒钟后要拆解这一段

Now, don't have me break this thang down for nothin'

别让我白拆这一顿

Now, I want to see y'all on y'all baddest behavior

我要看你们拿出最狂的状态

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor

借我点糖，我是你邻居

Ah, here we go

啊，来了

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>>62548527

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>>62548515

This is the first one that doesn't look like uncanny valley demon hellspawn

这是第一个不像恐怖谷恶魔孽种的东西

https://youtu.be/tKJwvQfraY8?is=XHxX3uurAx-Ofdhq

I see the bad moon a-risin'

我看见坏月亮升起来

I see trouble on the way

我看见麻烦在路上

I see earthquakes and lightnin'

我看见地震和闪电

I see bad times today

我看见今天日子不好过

Don't go around tonight

今晚别到处乱逛

Well it's bound to take your life

因为它准会要你的命

There's a bad moon on the rise

坏月亮正在升起

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>>62548119

Sit down and relax. I can see it dumping another 15%, it just does that. Even if you were foolish enough to buy the top, I seriously doubt you'll have to wait more than six months for the new ATH.

坐下来放松点。我看它还能再跌15%，它就是这么回事。就算你蠢到买了高点，我真心怀疑你得等超过六个月才能等回新高。

>>62548242

You know how Switzerland is memed up for its useless army closing door at 5 PM?

你知道瑞士怎么被拿来调侃说它那没用的军队下午五点就关门吗？

Well, it's the exact same her, but tied top stocks markets hours.

嗯，这儿一模一样，只不过换成顶级股市的交易时间。

I shouldn't have to state the obvious, but it seems it's needed considering how many retards there are: you don't win a war when you have to take stocks markets hours into account and are too pussy to do anything during trading hours. You also don't win wars when you're a turbopussy too afraid of losing a few meatbags.

我本不该说这种显而易见的事，但考虑到有多少脑残，看来还是得说：如果你打个仗还得算计股市开盘时间，交易时段内怂得什么都不敢干，那你根本赢不了战争。如果你怕死几个炮灰怕得要命，那同样赢不了战争。

Man, what a cuck meme country, holy shit.

天哪，这真是个废物 meme 国家，我靠。

>>62548565

Imagine being in the military and there's the chance you might die because the president thinks it's fine to act now as long as the market is closed, but the moment the market opens he retreats and you died for nothing, lmao fun times.

想象一下你在军队里，有可能你会死，因为总统觉得只要股市没开盘就可以动手，但股市一开盘他就撤退了，你白死了，哈哈，真是有趣的时代。

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>>62548515

>>62548533

Yeah, the evil teddy bear bobo looks good

是啊，那个邪恶的泰迪熊宝宝看起来不错

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NIGGERS !!!

>>62548569

In my stock market? It’s more likely than you think

在我的股市里？比你想的更容易发生

>>62548568

There’s always some good cop slop in my feed. N words and body cams

我的信息流里总有一些好警察垃圾内容。N 词和执法记录仪

>>62548293

US listings are uniquely equipped to get fucked.

美股上市公司真是特别擅长被搞。

I bought 10k's worth of a 2x leveraged samsung etf before market close. am i going to get murdered or rewarded?

我在收盘前买了价值一万块的两倍杠杆三星 ETF。我是要被宰还是被奖励？

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>>62548585

no risk it no biscuit

不冒险就没饼干

never fucking fails

从来没有不翻车的

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>>62548601

It's so bad. IRGC might as well send their soldiers to vacation during the week and be on halfalert. For weekend everybody has to come back to position

太糟了。伊斯兰革命卫队干脆让他们的士兵周中放假、半警戒状态算了。到了周末每个人都得回岗位。

I’m on my trip and have internet access for the moment, just wanted to check in on /smg/, has someone been ding/bang/powerhour posting in my stead this week?

我在旅行中，目前还能上网，就是想回来看看 /smg/，这周有人替我发 ding/bang/powerhour 帖了吗？

>>62548530

Man what the fuck

卧槽搞什么

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>>62548620

We've been trying but it's not the same

我们在努力发了，但感觉不一样

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>When Bear Stearns collapsed in March 2008, the broader market actually rallied in the days immediately following, convinced the Federal Reserve's intervention had completely contained the damage and that the broader housing market was secure. The belief that "the worst is behind us" allowed market participants to shrug off the event for months—until Lehman Brothers triggered a cascade five months later.

>当贝尔斯登在2008年3月崩盘时，大盘在随后几天其实还上涨了，市场坚信美联储的干预已经彻底控制住损失，而且整体楼市是稳的。“最坏的时候已经过去”这种信念让市场参与者几个月都没当回事——直到五个月后雷曼兄弟引发连锁崩塌。

is situational awareness the bear stearns of this bubble?

情景意识是不是这个泡沫里的贝尔斯登？

>>62548620

someone did a very underwhelming ding

有人发了一个很拉胯的 ding

enjoy your trip

旅途愉快

>>62548634

I’ll be back next week some time, unless i die (hoping)

我下周某个时候会回来，除非我死了（希望如此）

trump please dont ruin this bullrun

特朗普求你别毁掉这轮牛市

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Currently mad.

现在很生气。

Mad at Spiderman.

生蜘蛛侠的气。

>>62548643

>>62548643

>>62548643

>>62548620

combination of not really having a suitable backup to come off the bench and nobody wanting to report how much they lost

一方面是真的没有合适的替补能顶上，另一方面也没人愿意上报自己亏了多少

>>62548640

We need you anon, you are the only thing holding the entire US economy together. No pressure.

我们需要你，anon，你是撑起整个美国经济的唯一支柱。别压力太大。

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>>62548637

>is one leveraged retard the same as a legacy company collapsing

>一个上杠杆的脑残和一家老牌公司倒闭是一回事吗

there is no bubble

没有泡沫

well dunno if my MUU, STXX and SNXX ever goes back to where I can break even.

唉，不知道我的MUU、STXX和SNXX还能不能涨回让我回本的位置。

This has been a good 'lesson' that I shouldn't have been a pussy back in december when I decided I wanted to holdmicron indefinitely. Merely holding, nothing fancy like leverage or margin or letfs, would have been up 500% at the top.

这是个很好的“教训”——我不该在十二月份决定长期持有微星的时候那么怂。光是持有，不搞什么杠杆、保证金或 LETF，顶部的时候就能涨500%。

>>62548589

based

>>62548585

shoulda gone with hynix and done it 2 days ago

应该选海力士，两天前就下手

>>62548651

>>62548653

Oh shitbi wonder how much I lost this week

我靠，真想知道我这周亏了多少

Maybe I shouldn’t come back

也许我不该回来

>>62548679

Markets pushed back over the 50 day moving average today, MSFT and AMZN caught a bid this week, semis and KOSPI look like they might start recovering, your port might look bretty relatively okay right now depending what's in it.

市场今天重新站上了50日均线，这周微软和亚马逊有买盘进场，半导体和韩国综指看起来可能要开始回升了，你的持仓现在可能相对看起来还行，具体看你装的是什么。

>>62547946

lol