>he thought closing the straits of hormuz and bab el-mandeb would make oil go ab

>he thought closing the straits of hormuz and bab el-mandeb would make oil go above $100

>他还以为关闭霍尔木兹海峡和曼德海峡会让油价涨到100美元以上

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I've tanked my car on your investment advice

我因为你的投资建议把车撞报废了

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>>62542040

u wot m8

你搞毛啊哥们（u wot m8）

>>62542040

Refineries tend to get blown up everywhere lately

炼油厂最近到处被炸

>>62541902

The futures price =/= the price.

期货价格 /= 实际价格。

>>62542226

yes it does retard

就是相等，蠢货

>>62542293

no it doesn't, retard

不相等，蠢货

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>>62541902

let Goyim deal with real world problems

让Goyim（非犹太人/外人）去处理现实世界的问题吧

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>>62542322

the spot price is not above $100 idiot. check dated brent. that's literally the price to buy brent oil right now. well below $100

现货价格没超过100美元，白痴。查查有记录的布伦特原油价格。那就是现在买布伦特原油的实际价格。远低于100美元

Electric car chads keep winning.

电动车大佬们继续赢。

>>62542495

perhaps this is not about futures but about you hallucinating a crisis where is none

也许这跟期货无关，而是你在明明没有危机的情况下幻觉出了危机

>>62542553

then why bring up spot prices?

那你提现货价格干嘛？

>>62542354

Why would that save the planet? Does it magically turn into plastic only when you open it?

那这怎么能拯救地球呢？难道打开它它就会 magically 变成塑料吗？

>>62542648

because some of us are human here and don't lose context, Mr clanker.

因为这里有些人是真正的人，不会丢失语境，克拉肯先生（Mr clanker）。

>>62541902

Zoom in on top girl and screenshot teeth. Lol.

放大那个最上面的女孩，截图她的牙齿。哈哈。

>>62542662

God planned out everything in advance, including all the plastic, but at the same time you're responsible for plastic production. And no, you aren't a good person just because you remember glass bottles and used to buy drinks in them and return them like a good boy to be reused/recycled. You're the problem.

上帝早就把所有事情都安排好了，包括所有的塑料；但同时你又得为塑料的生产负责。而且，别以为你记得玻璃瓶、过去买瓶装饮料、像乖孩子一样把它们回收再利用/循环利用，你就成了好人。你才是问题所在。

>>62542671

dios mio

我的天哪

>>62542662

>>62542673

There is no such thing as "artificial material", all matter on the entire planet is made up from chemicals.

根本不存在什么“人造材料”，地球上所有的物质都是由化学成分构成的。

>>62542943

Lol, now you see the demon. They hide in plain sight.

哈哈，现在你看到魔鬼了。它们就藏在众目睽睽之下。

>>62541902

i feel like this is the new normal and the center of energy will shift to america you, theres alot of envious people of the towel heads so what will happen the middle east will be turned into some weird quasi cold war era stalemate nobody will win or lose paranoia will blanket the region nobody will really want to invest in new infrastructure because occasionally iran will shoot a missle and blow something up this will go on for years

我觉得这就是新常态了，能源中心会转移到美国。有很多人嫉妒那些包头巾的，所以会发生什么？中东会变成一个奇怪的类似冷战时期的僵局，没人赢也没人输，偏执会笼罩整个地区，没人真的想投资新基建，因为偶尔伊朗会射一枚导弹炸点东西。这种情况会持续好多年。

>>62544480

Yep, thanks to Trump America won again

没错，托特朗普的福，美国又赢了。

>>62541902

Tick Tock Oilie

滴答滴答，油佬。

The reserves are running low.

储备快见底了。

>>62542946

except life rarely produces chemicals that kill you outright on contact

只不过生活中很少有化学物会接触一下就立刻要你命。

>>62544636

nobody cares lol check the oil price

没人关心啦哈哈，去看看油价。

>>62547813

Retard

>>62542354

@Leo refine deez nuts

@Leo 精炼一下你的蛋蛋。

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>>62541902

We just have to wait. Oil bros will be proven right

我们只需等着。油佬们会被证明是对的。

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>>62542354

>farta

>>62541902

>picrel

Despite the psyop to make me hate them, I can't help but love women (even non sexually). Financially speaking, why am I still a 31yo khhv?

尽管有各种心理战想让我讨厌她们，我还是忍不住爱女人（哪怕非性方面）。从财务角度看，为什么我都31了还是处男？

t. $1m nw, $200k annual salary

t. 净资产100万刀，年薪20万刀

>>62541902

Also, isn't Xi/China the reason oil baggies keep getting liquidated?

而且，让油多党不断被爆仓的不就是习/中国吗？