I am trapped in Britain at the age of 35 and I need to YOLO somehow so I can live in the USA.

我被困在35岁的英国，得搞次人生爆发才能去美国生活。

How???? Has anyone here done this? I live on slave island. I'd rather live in Buttfuck, Tennessouri than Kensington.

怎么做？？有人试过吗？我住在奴隶岛。我宁愿住在田纳西的屁眼村，也不住肯辛顿。

Ok, I know there are very few ways. I was asking rhetorically.

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